Dervuu Krakoz
@floweringDecomposition
Just a clown with some secrets, wanna trade? :o) Page of Void (They/He)
nAmAsTe, My BlItHe BrOtHeRs AnD sErEnDiPiToUs SiStAhS. mAy ThE nIgHt'S fOrTuNe Be RaW aNd BlOoDy So ThAt YoU mAy TeAr InTo ThAt ShIt WiTh ThE hArShEsT oF wHiMsIeS, aNd LeT pRoSpErItY dRiP dOwN yOuR cHiN iN rIvUlEtS. iT's GoNnA bE a BlEsSeD mOtHeR fUcKiNg NiGhT. i CaN fEeL iT iN mY nUgGeTs. :o)
i g:o)t a g:o):o)d feeling as well my br:o)ther in mirth. get the h:o)rns and pies ready f:o)r we might be :o)f need :o)f them.
Aight I'll do the list first. Fellas I did SBURB with edition, even the folks who don't got a Chittr #smashorpass @agnosticAbodement Obvious smash, I love my wife very much <3 @rataplanCacophony Pass, not because he's not cute or nothing he's VERY cute, but because it don't feel right to smash. @irrationalIllogicality Smash, she is VERY stronk and I'd like her to carry me. @galacticMystic Pass because he's my brother, but if he wasn't also pass because he's not my type. No offense Andy. @floweringDecomposition If you weren't such a dick, Smash. I like weird freaky alien clown stuff, but you tried to kill us all so Pass. I think those are all the folks I did SBURB with who got Chittr sooo for the folks who don't got Chittr... Stimee - Pass, do not the cat. Scilla - Smash, have smashed, very good smasher, would smash again if given the chance Zegama - I would Smash actually. He's very handsome and got a fuckin' nice bod. He would crush my bones though so it's a very risky Smash. Chenoa - Smash, but a very gentle friendly smash. Girlie been thru a lot. Hana - Also a very gentle Smash. Very good hugger. Hash - No comment. This is just for my own personal enjoyment, I know some of you folks won't get it or even know me, so just pay no mind to it. #nsfw
wh:o)ever the fuck y:o)u are i guess im glad y:o)u find me c:o)nventi:o)nally attractive.
>>| .i could kiss some purplebloods boys. #suggestive
:o)
any tips on how ta glue a horn back togetha 38?
super glue usually d:o)es the j:o)b if y:o)u h:o)ld the tw:o) parts t:o)gether l:o)ng en:o)ugh. and i mean like. liquid cement glue, n:o)t that giant:o):o)kbeastglue cheap:o) shit. d:o)nt ask me h:o)w i kn:o)w this.
wasnt gonna thx fr 38D
†) 7HE GIMP'S BEEN MISBEHAVIN'. 7OO OWER MANY ESCAPE A77EMP7S. CHI77R, SHOULD I GONNAE BREAK BO7H O' I7S LEGS, OR BLIND I7 BY POPPIN' OO7 I7'S BULBS LIKE GRAPES WI7' MAH 7HUMBS? AH'M 7AKIN' A WEE POLL HERE. #NSFW #GORE #VIOLENCE #NSFWE (†
break its back and paralyize it fr:o)m the waist d:o)wn, then tie puppet strings t:o) the legs and play ar:o)und with it like that.
†) CLEVER WEE CUN7. CAN'7 PLAY WI7' I7S BULGE IF I7'S PARALYZED 7HA FAR DOON 7HOUGH. #NSFWE #NSFW #VIOLENCE (†
fair fair. h:o)bble it then. place a w:o):o)d bl:o)ck against it's ankles and smack the ankle with a hammer. g:o):o)d en:o)ugh t:o) cripple em and imm:o)bilize but n:o)t en:o)ugh t:o) put them :o)ut :o)f w:o)rk.
a bi^ch n33ds a faygo asap giv3 m3 flavor r3cs.
the c:o)tt:o)n candy flav:o)r is the mirthful messiah's ch:o)sen flav:o)r, and it is als:o) my ch:o)sen flav:o)r, that i shall recc:o)mend.
d:o) it. y:o)u w:o)nt regret it. i s:o)metimes get a wine glass and drink it :o)ut :o)f that just t:o) make myself feel fancy
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
Morning chat. What's everyone's plans for today?
the empire d:o)esnt want y:o)u t:o) kn:o)w this, but the cr:o)akbeasts y:o)u see at the p:o)nd are free. y:o)u can just take them. i had :o)ver 57. they're delici:o)us.
♰ leave them in their habitats you cretin ♰
damn my motherfuckin back aches. ANYONE HERE SPECIALIZE IN BACK MASSAGES?
i kn:o)w a guy wh:o) has the h:o):o)kup :o)n cheap, but high quality, massages. :o)nly thing i ask in return is that y:o)u refer me t:o) y:o)ur friends if they need a "fav:o)r" :o)r tw:o).
all kinds. need inf:o)? i g:o)t eyes everywhere. need substances? i g:o)t the h:o):o)kup. need s:o)me:o)ne g:o)ne? ill d:o) it myself. im a guy wh:o) kn:o)ws a l:o)tta pe:o)ple and a l:o)tta things.
ripped another pair a pants today im wwillin to givve someones lusus a pass on next wweeks cull if you can fix
i kn:o)w a guy wh:o) kn:o)ws a seamstress wh:o) can h:o):o)k y:o)u up with repairs f:o)r cheap. lmk if interested.