Dervuu Krakoz
@floweringDecomposition
Just a clown with some secrets, wanna trade? :o) Page of Void (They/He)
a bi^ch n33ds a faygo asap giv3 m3 flavor r3cs.
the c:o)tt:o)n candy flav:o)r is the mirthful messiah's ch:o)sen flav:o)r, and it is als:o) my ch:o)sen flav:o)r, that i shall recc:o)mend.
d:o) it. y:o)u w:o)nt regret it. i s:o)metimes get a wine glass and drink it :o)ut :o)f that just t:o) make myself feel fancy
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
Morning chat. What's everyone's plans for today?
little birdie t:o)ld me that the heir apparently prefers t:o) dip their cluckbeast nuggets in ranch first then dip it in an:o)ther sauce :o)f their ch:o)ice. knuckle deep dips. fucking freaky.
nah i hated on this before too but a good slap of some ranch before dunking that son of a bitch in tangy bbq is downright heavenly
the empire d:o)esnt want y:o)u t:o) kn:o)w this, but the cr:o)akbeasts y:o)u see at the p:o)nd are free. y:o)u can just take them. i had :o)ver 57. they're delici:o)us.
♰ leave them in their habitats you cretin ♰
damn my motherfuckin back aches. ANYONE HERE SPECIALIZE IN BACK MASSAGES?
i kn:o)w a guy wh:o) has the h:o):o)kup :o)n cheap, but high quality, massages. :o)nly thing i ask in return is that y:o)u refer me t:o) y:o)ur friends if they need a "fav:o)r" :o)r tw:o).
all kinds. need inf:o)? i g:o)t eyes everywhere. need substances? i g:o)t the h:o):o)kup. need s:o)me:o)ne g:o)ne? ill d:o) it myself. im a guy wh:o) kn:o)ws a l:o)tta pe:o)ple and a l:o)tta things.
ripped another pair a pants today im wwillin to givve someones lusus a pass on next wweeks cull if you can fix
i kn:o)w a guy wh:o) kn:o)ws a seamstress wh:o) can h:o):o)k y:o)u up with repairs f:o)r cheap. lmk if interested.