♣ mediated by @flurriedFiduciary
X If anyone wants to confess anything about me pls do it to me, I’m fucking oblivious x
↗️I VALUE YOUR OPINION EVEN LESS.↗️
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️
you are not culling anyone you have "piss my pants every 15 minutes" vibes
↘️literally who are you.↘️
↗️THIS IS TRUE. YOU ARE.↗️
↘️unimportant.↘️
↗️WHAT ARE YOUR SUPERIORS' NAMES AND WHAT ARE THEIR CONTACTS.↗️
↗️SO THAT I CAN REPORT YOU TO YOUR HIGHER UPS FOR JUST AND COMPLETE PUNISHMENT, WITH AS MANY BLUNT, INTRUSIVE OBJECTS THEY CAN THINK TO RIGHTFULLY FLOG YOU WITH.↗️
Okay. I will be §erving you per§onally then. Goodbye.
I under§tand that. I do not like that the two of U§ are §haring it. Change it or el§e. Thi§ i§ your final warning before I DO i§§ue the cea§e and de§i§t.
Why doe§ that other teal have the §ame quirk a§ me. Get §omething el§e, thi§ i§ a warning.
4R3 YOU TH3 PROS3CUT1ON OR TH3 D3F3NS3 H3R3?
Genuinely, get out of there and find another job. I will be contacting Hi§ Honorable Tyranny. Keep thi§ §obgrub §hit up and he will likely club you down on a whim for annoyance.
????? Being the pro§ecution i§ your whole job de§cription. If you are going to cull the pro§ecution (your§elf) at lea§t do it during the break in the bathroom. The cleaner§ already have enough to deal with in the court room.
I LikE FishiN' FoR PeoplE To FlirT WitH ;3
↗️DO YOU HAVE ONE USEFUL SKILL YOU CAN IDENTIFY. OR IS THIS ALL YOU DO.↗️
↗️LOSER.↗️
↗️THIS POST IS ABOUT YOU. READ IT THREE TIMES IF YOU MUST.↗️ ↘️absorb the information.↘️ ↗️I WILL CLAIM YOUR STAPLER AFTER I HAVE HEARD BACK ABOUT YOUR UNCEREMONIOUS EXPIRATION.↗️
Guys I think we need to kill this girl's boss.
౷r put her out of her misery, maybe ༘⋆ ༘⋆
↘️please contact me with the contact numbers of your physical superiors.↘️ ↗️AND STOP DOING ALL OF THIS.↗️
‹‹ no fr ››
c< ...May i Have tHe NaMs aNd addresses Of yOur bOsses? >c
.☘︎ ܁˖⚘ read that one ent⚘rely wrong. ⚘’m glad ⚘ d⚘dn’t not spend too much t⚘me on that. ⚘t would have been scandalous.˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀
>[Girl you need like the biggezzzt hug (non-fatal) out here.]<
hell ye∆h or well not the hyperventil∆ting p∆rt hope you're ∆lright
꒰8 dude dont puzz out, hoLd it in tiLL you expLode hahah then they'LL HAVE to send you home 8꒱
ʚ•ɞ U CAN!!! I believe in u!! Keep that chin up!!! ʚ•ɞ
꒰8 breathe bro theres a shit-bomb about to pop in ur stomach, fucking hoLd it Lmao i beLieve in u 8꒱