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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↘️does anyone else's lusus still insist on packing them midshift meals despite knowing you have already properly fondled the situation.↘️ ↗️DULL BOY DOES NOT CARE TO HEAR THAT I HAVE LITERALLY ALREADY ARRANGED MYSELF A SUCCULENT FEAST OF PRONGS-ON OINKBEAST BARBECUE.↗️ ↘️nor is he satiated by my additional carrying of blue cheese.↘️ ↗️HE IS SO ANNOYING.↗️ ↘️this is why we do not allow custodians in the workspace, barring special occasions.↘️ ↗️HE IS LITERALLY EXHAUSTING TO DEAL WITH.↗️

Kult: +31

Kull: +24

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.29

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↘️i watched a new employee laugh at my business card.↘️

Kult: +11

Kull: +12

Total: 23

Ratio: 0.92

incremented? meant incrediblle

Kull: +2

Total: 2

onlly the really pathetic ones. llike i dont even disllike you i just dont know how you survived to this age its incremented kinda

Kull: +2

Total: 2

fanklly im surprised you make it from your respitebllock to your front door every morning.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY, IDIOT.↗️ ↘️you are like the trolls they tip upside down for the purpose of mopping the office tile floors.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY ALMOST USELESS.↗️ ↘️your superiors should be ashamed.↘️

Kull: +7

Total: 7

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️I SEE. YOU WERE HATCHED YESTERDAY. THAT IS WHY YOU ACT LIKE THIS.↗️

Kull: +7

Total: 7

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE BOSS YOU ARE STABBING, BY CHANCE.↗️

Kull: +7

Total: 7

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↘️i have escalated my concern from the workplace to beyond that.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRIED IN YOUR OWN COURT.↗️ ↘️and punished in your own gallows.↘️ ↗️IF YOU ARE REALLY SLASHING UPWARDS, LIKE A TOTAL SOFTPAN.↗️

Kull: +12

Total: 12

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️WERE YOU A PERSONALITY HIRE OR SOMETHING.↗️

Kull: +7

Total: 7

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️THE ONLY "RIZZ" YOU HAVE IS A RIZZK TO COMPANY INTEGRITY BY CONTINUING TO HAVE YOU EMPLOYED.↗️ ↘️what are your supervisors' names.↘️

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Callie Mallie

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A user of unestablished repute

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

bisexual

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@cmallieEntertainment[CE]

X If anyone wants to confess anything about me pls do it to me, I’m fucking oblivious x

Kult: +10

Kull: +2

Total: 12

Ratio: 5.00

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️I VALUE YOUR OPINION EVEN LESS.↗️

Kull: +7

Total: 7

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️

Kult: +55

Kull: +75

Total: 130

Ratio: 0.73

you are not culling anyone you have "piss my pants every 15 minutes" vibes

Kull: +7

Total: 7

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↘️literally who are you.↘️

Kull: +7

Total: 7

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️THIS IS TRUE. YOU ARE.↗️

Kull: +12

Total: 12

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↘️unimportant.↘️

Kull: +12

Total: 12

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️WHAT ARE YOUR SUPERIORS' NAMES AND WHAT ARE THEIR CONTACTS.↗️

Kull: +7

Total: 7

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️SO THAT I CAN REPORT YOU TO YOUR HIGHER UPS FOR JUST AND COMPLETE PUNISHMENT, WITH AS MANY BLUNT, INTRUSIVE OBJECTS THEY CAN THINK TO RIGHTFULLY FLOG YOU WITH.↗️

Kull: +7

Total: 7

Okay. I will be §erving you per§onally then. Goodbye.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

I under§tand that. I do not like that the two of U§ are §haring it. Change it or el§e. Thi§ i§ your final warning before I DO i§§ue the cea§e and de§i§t.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

Why doe§ that other teal have the §ame quirk a§ me. Get §omething el§e, thi§ i§ a warning.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

Terezi Pyrope

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A user of established repute

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@gallowsCounselor[GC]

4R3 YOU TH3 PROS3CUT1ON OR TH3 D3F3NS3 H3R3?

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Genuinely, get out of there and find another job. I will be contacting Hi§ Honorable Tyranny. Keep thi§ §obgrub §hit up and he will likely club you down on a whim for annoyance.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

????? Being the pro§ecution i§ your whole job de§cription. If you are going to cull the pro§ecution (your§elf) at lea§t do it during the break in the bathroom. The cleaner§ already have enough to deal with in the court room.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Marzha Merald

@guidingSaunter[GS]

I LikE FishiN' FoR PeoplE To FlirT WitH ;3

Kult: +29

Kull: +12

Total: 41

Ratio: 2.42

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️DO YOU HAVE ONE USEFUL SKILL YOU CAN IDENTIFY. OR IS THIS ALL YOU DO.↗️

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️LOSER.↗️

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↗️THIS POST IS ABOUT YOU. READ IT THREE TIMES IF YOU MUST.↗️ ↘️absorb the information.↘️ ↗️I WILL CLAIM YOUR STAPLER AFTER I HAVE HEARD BACK ABOUT YOUR UNCEREMONIOUS EXPIRATION.↗️

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Problem Sleuth

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@pulchritudePowerhouse[PP]

Guys I think we need to kill this girl's boss.

Kult: +15

Kull: +2

Total: 17

Ratio: 7.50

Vivica ꩜ Wirlis

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The Killing Floor

Nothing screams mirth like nü-metal.

@exsanguinatedEgo[EE]

౷r put her out of her misery, maybe ༘⋆ ༘⋆

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

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Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

↘️please contact me with the contact numbers of your physical superiors.↘️ ↗️AND STOP DOING ALL OF THIS.↗️

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Bassek Phynix

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

@cleopatrasRadiance[CR]

^^ /\re you, like, actually sad? ^^

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Karama Golthi

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A user of unestablished repute

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transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Censored!

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< agreed! >c

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Karama Golthi

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Verified

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transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Censored!

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< ...May i Have tHe NaMs aNd addresses Of yOur bOsses? >c

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Karama Golthi

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transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Censored!

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< NaMes* >c

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Thytia Medveo

@frondEssence[FE]

.☘︎ ܁˖⚘ read that one ent⚘rely wrong. ⚘’m glad ⚘ d⚘dn’t not spend too much t⚘me on that. ⚘t would have been scandalous.˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Mavosi Tjapek

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@lethargicMechanist[LM]

>[Girl you need like the biggezzzt hug (non-fatal) out here.]<

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Therus Rokath

@astralVoyager[AV]

hell ye∆h or well not the hyperventil∆ting p∆rt hope you're ∆lright

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Digz

@urmomDigzme[UD]

꒰8 dude dont puzz out, hoLd it in tiLL you expLode hahah then they'LL HAVE to send you home 8꒱

Kull: +7

Total: 7

Taanya Morova

@liltingLadybug[LL]

ʚ•ɞ U CAN!!! I believe in u!! Keep that chin up!!! ʚ•ɞ

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Digz