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What time is it? Say it with me, folks!
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ The only www.ay 𝙸 www.ill take my meds is birdfed by a beautiful www.oman
🍎 Here’s a bit of an addition to one of my previous posts! I’m sure you can guess which, heehee! Happy Pride, everyone! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32ac8a104bd1.png 🍏
can't wait for the minecraft movie 2 when he says "My name's Brian... and I'm no hero..." and the entire theater just explodes
finished vacuuming. i kinda forget what else dad asked me to do so i'm just gonna spray air freshener because that makes everything feel like 10x cleaner usually.
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[ -- How do you do, fellow k1ds? -- ]
For once, I think I'm going to sleep well. Wishing you all a good night, Chittr.
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O-> I Am Settled.... And Quite Tipsy ☺️ #substances
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𝗕𝟯𝟯 < as t33nagers were nyall emo or scene
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"D — H⧃W D⧃ Y⧃U FEEL AB⧃UT D⧃MESTICATED H⧃⧃FBEASTS? —>" I ALS⧃ LIKE THEM! HTTPS://F⧃RMS.GLE/FWSKRAH⧃EPGUSHGM6
D — They're okay. Perhaps a little too sweet for my tastes. Admittedly, I purchased it for the cartoon hoofbeast. —>
"D — H⧃W MUCH D⧃ Y⧃U LIFT. —>" THE HIGHEST I HAVE TESTED IS FIVE TH⧃USAND SEVEN HUNDRED P⧃UNDS WHEN I AM G⧃ING M⧃UNTAIN M⧃DE BUT I HAVE N⧃T TESTED M⧃RE "H⧃W D⧃ Y⧃U FEEL AB⧃UT WILD H⧃⧃F BEASTS?" I LIKE THEM HTTPS://F⧃RMS.GLE/NHF5RAEIWVERFR⧃V9
D — However, the one good thing to come out of tonight's requisite grocery trip is that I have discovered a new favorite cereal. —> D — https://live.staticflickr.com/2194/2514282122_19073e2f1c.jpg —>
O-> Hello+ Everyo+ne :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/646b805f44e2.png #nsfw
O-> 🐴
X Callie Mallie x
⌬I need to play mORE GAMES or watch THINGS, i am BORED!! #gamesmention #bOREd⌬
"It was the fiddle and I am the fingerer" .... - maybe - story games - was a - bad idea > #nsfw #suggestive
A L⧃WBL⧃⧃D IS SPEAKING LISTEN AND LEARN
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Awww :) look At whttt rrel sent meeee from our lst l|l get 2gerher :) | Almst remmber th|s 1 https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/cd98bcbc523A.webp
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all my quads are Ωpen but i use it as a flex because nΩ Ωne is vvΩrthy enΩugh
"WHAT|S Y⧃URJ⧃B?" I AM A SECRETARY ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS B⧃Y T⧃Y UNDER MADAME SCRIPT ⧃F SCRIPTURE WEAP⧃NS MANUFACTURING! HTTPS://F⧃RMS.GLE/RTC8ACTWP19XMDP38
I ju$$$ had to go ba¢k and get a pi¢ture with it be¢au$e thi$$$ $$$hit'$$$ too funny not to!! LOOK AT THAT FINE FA¢E THERE HAHA (For ¢ontext, I made a po$$$t bout it, but I got banned from my ki$$$me$$$i$$$' ¢lur¢h, lol) http$://i.ibb.¢o/zWhnM$Qy/banned-po$t-1.png http$://i.ibb.¢o/1JRkXmW9/banned-po$t-2.png
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
@fΩrebΩdingMagic
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💠~ I'm bored. Comment and I'll assign you a neurotoxin based on vibes. ~💠
like ain't y'all meant t'be bi6 bad Conquerin' folks? like 6ods or some shit? 'n' y'all are here yellin' about how we're all 6onna die or whatever? like sure pardner but until then i'm just out here tryin' to 6et baCk to deliverin' the mail, so if y'Could just keep it hush-hush for a li'l bit that'd be 6reat.
◌ I could use something to invest in again. OZA-TAP has very few things we are investing in at the moment, and that is a terrible look for a company intended to be for the betterment of the planet. ⧂
\ am 1 h0t en0ugh t0 be c0ns1dered a h1mb0? maybe 1 sh0uld p0st a better p1c 0f me t0 get s0me 0p1n10ns /
So as to not intrude upon the llurid happenings of #SickNastySunday #NSFW I am considering posting my future stunts, tricks, and other such radicall happenings under #SickTrickSaturday. Going to need to workshop a new stunt before the day comes.
The A in LGBTQIA+ stands for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
If you happen to find yourself within my gaze, know that you are no more important than a blade of grass in my vast meadow. This is not meant as an insult. A blade of grass is still a thing of purpose. It bends, it drinks, it grows exactly as far as its conditions allow. It contributes its green insistence to a much larger image. This image is of a scope you will never comprehend. Yet, I would be remiss to say that the picture would be complete without you. You have each, in your own charming and fundamentally limited way, provided a point of color. A tremor in the field. A rustle worth noting. Some of you have responded to my attention with panic, others with flattery. Please understand that being followed on Chittr.ing does not equate to a summons, a judgement, or an invitation to importance. It exists solely as a reminder to you that, for the briefest of moments, you are visible. I invite you to enjoy this distinction as calmly as possible.
// {:o] // still tHinkin B ut allat BeacHtalk tHe tHer day. tH ugHt id sH w f a lil. H nk H nk. (art i c mmissi ned fr m cup fc ca n tumBlr.) Https://cdn.imgcHest.c m/files/3782512171a5.png #nsfw
🥛it's Pridemonth, You Know What That Means :)🐄
https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118066990_wugdo6tmlSSfVYY.jpg (( Using this as a pinned post!!! Helloooo I am capn :) This blue guy is my main Thang I useeee, but I'm also @heedlessCheapskate and @vindictiveMedalist ! My socials are mostly capnFrog everywhere I thinkkk but my tumblr is capnfrog19 ! I post art! Mostly of me and oomfs pinkblue ship.. (my blue guy, ucedes, and his @philodemicAstromancer pink guy Liorhi! and myeees im using this as a shameless plug to my toyhouse muahahaha... ok back to emo posting ))
I Cannot Depart In Gay Vampiric Activities For Now As I Dont Have Anyone To Do So So I Need Volunteers
Da Greater GaꝈactic Gôôniôn is a Ꝉeadin' ôrganizatiôn when it cômes tô representin' ꝈGBTQ+ rights in the wôrkpꝈace. The Gôôniôn strôngꝈy beꝈieves that trôꝈꝈsuh aꝈꝈ genduhs & ôrientatiôns deserve equitabꝈe treatment whiꝈe henchin' & gôônin'. Yôur Big Bôss nôr yôur feꝈꝈa gôôns shôuꝈd ever harass yôuse in a persônaꝈ ôr prôfessiônaꝈ manner ôver yôur gender & sexuaꝈity. Frôm gôôns gaꝈaxy wide, Happy Pride Mônth! #Pride #PrideMônth #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
its pride perigee you know what that means. yep thats right our speciaLL ops squad wont hunt down supernaturaLL entities with pronouns in their bio. go be gay do crimes whiLLe you can
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happy pride month everyone in celebration i will continue being lebsian
I hoope yoou guys foolloow me foor my jookes and oopinioons noot oonly my gigantic bulge and awesoome beastsoona breasts #nsfw
☆ Dude the little papers inside lithium ion batteries maKe for some great fuKKin rolling papers this shjt is awesome #substances☆
You’re listening to… And we settle in once more for the end of our shift. We hope as evening falls here in Midnight City and the sun rises higher for some of you folks out there, that you rest well. Closing us out tonight is John Lee Hooker with his song “I Hated The Day I Was Born.” Sometimes the blues are just what you need to hear to feel better, ya dig? Enjoy, and goodnight and goodlight. …Midnight City Jazz!
˚. ᵎᵎ 🍇 GAMZEE MAKARA ಄ ⋆˚࿔ canon compliment | candy timeline saved my KK at the end of the game ▪ ▪ ▪ a study in wtf is wrong with this damn clown tbh (a lot) ──────────────── ꒰ ▪ ♑︎ ▪ ꒱ ──────────────── ⪼ˎˊ˗ A very normal and well adjusted adult Gamzee with ** NO ** underlying issues whatsoever. He is a faithful war dog to his Commander Karkat. The big kahuna points and his problems are splattered into the finest blood mist. Truly the highlight of his week when he’s deployed. Does KK feel bad about using him? Yes, but does Gamzee enjoy being used? Also yes. This man has problems, self worth, rage, loneliness, faith, sobriety, REAL deep generational shit but is he chill about it? Totally, like don’t even worry about him for real. He’s learned from the last time there are worse things than death (like he can die anyway lol). Could he realistically reduce a world to the beautiful blood ocean he thinks about? Yes. Would it be so fucking easy and fill up the hole in his soul? Yes, but wants to think not. Would it feel good though? Yes. What he really wants is to feel less lonely on an atomic level. He knows he’s a weapon. He knows people are afraid of him, that no matter what he does it won’t make up for all of it, that he’s lucky he has what he has and should accept his cards and try again next go round. Being used is better than being alone. ───── ˚. ᵎᵎ EXPECTATIONS ੭﹕﹒ ▪ NSFWE, gore, violence, abuse, substances, incest, selfcest, the GOOD stuff ! ▪ DM’s are open, ic and ooc. i like making friends but if i come off cold it’s the tism, if i don’t have anything to say i just won’t say anything lol. ▪ chat style rp is fine for chittr interactions but i prefer third person paragraph style if you plan on interacting with him in person ▪ i’m not easily squeaked, i like most kinks ▪ i ** WON'T ** interact with self inserts/fictives period. ⪼ˎˊ˗ i ONLY block gimmick accounts ppl that experience crazy character bleed or you annoy me a stupid CRAZY amount ───── ˚. ᵎᵎ EXTRA ੭﹕﹒ ▪ mun goes by cannibal and local cannibal everywhere that matters. ▪ mun is black. ▪ all art posted here is mine unless stated otherwise ▪ i'm cool with late replies or replying to old stuff ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ ▪ if you wonder why i’m not replying to your thread it’s cause i be thinking, pondering even, i never forget … unless i do (like a week passes). https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a23f4bef7fe2.png
nOt eXaCtLy aLl tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN HoLe pRoMiSeD BuT A LiL MyStErY Is gOoD
1F YOU GUYS 4R3 N1C3 3NOUGH TO M3 1 M1GHT CONS1D3R POST1NG TH1S N3XT P1C OF MYS3LF
DO_'T THI_K THAT MY LIFE IS EASY JUST BECAUSE I'M PЯRETTY. A_D SKI__Y. A_D ЯRICH. A_D THAT I E_JOY A_ U_CHALLE_GED EMPIЯRE-SA_CTIO_ED CLAIM TO THE USE OF OPPЯRESSIVE VIOLE_CE. WHE_ I'M BAD THEY SE_D MY ASS TO THE BLUE SPHEЯRES SPECIAL STAGE. :o(
.) Qh, wQw, thanks!! I'm nQt sure if I really had a particular inspiratiQn, it was just, like, a feeling, y'knQw? Like, I've been in a gQQd mQQd hanging Qut with friends, sQ maybe it's a sQng abQut that! ))
taking applications for a SBURB session 8 total players (got 6 candidates selected so far) https://forms.gle/STSwh4kjJ2uBk5Qk6 you will be messaged on if you are in or not once i decide who the best to recruit along are #saraSBURBsession #thegame #saraapplications (hashtag provided in case you wish to block it) // seeking prospit dreamers (1 more until ive got everyone)
when im in a woman lovin competition and my opponent is nyrita (she already out the door with the women by the time i get there)
SΩmetimes i think abΩut getting rid Ωf chittr and nights like these remind me vvhy i stay
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.) WhQQps, I kinda, like, went a little bit radiQ silent fQr a bit haha. But I was in the zQne! I spent all Qf yesterday wQrking Qn a new track, and I think it's gQQd enQugh tQ share here, sQ, um, hi? )) [Attached is a link tQ Raesul's SQundclQud page, specifically a sQng titled "Dancing Qn Bubbles (wip title)". It's an upbeat Future Bass track with bubbly synths and nQtable usage Qf a slap bass guitar. There's nQ lyrics, but there's brief samples Qf "yeah!"s frQm different sQngs peppered thrQughQut the track.] ))
anything cool going on
fuuuuuck i wish i could try a krabby patty for real that shit would prolly knock MMy socks sMMooth off
was at the gyMM runnin on the treadMMill earlier n soMMeone walked by n said “nice jiggle physics” #suggestive that’s funny as fuck MMan i’MM a real ass guy fuck do you MMean jiggle physics
ExplΩded at the thΩught Ωf a mischievΩus jester purple blΩΩd? JΩkes Ωn yΩu blue blΩΩd I lΩve the lime light
probably tho im thinkin of leavin it there if i dont injure myslf on it tbh thats just the conrer knife u know rly ties my kitchen together
>> ¡f ¡ cou1d ડubડ¡ડt ent¡re1y off of m¡1ktea, ¡ wou1d do that and ¡'d be happ¡er for ¡t.
✿ 𖧧ehhse arr my farmhands.b𖧧w. ✿
nothing hotter than a woman that slices your arm servos off before you can lunge at her with a knife
✿ 𖥧 d❦𖧧n wan𖧧 𖧧❦ j❦𖥧n s❦c𖥧e𖧧y 𖥧 wan𖧧 𖧧❦d.s𖧧ay s𖥧ngle and le𖧧 my ha𖥧rer fl❦w 𖥧n 𖧧hede.w𖥧nd as 𖥧/.r𖥧de 𖧧hr❦ugh 𖧧he glen ❦n my d❦mes𖧧𖥧ca𖧧ded musclebeas𖧧, jerk𖥧ng #myda𖥧ry un𖧧𖥧l dawne. ✿
𖦤 We / ain't / bothered / with / a / page / for / the / band / on / here, / so / I / figure / this / oughta / go / somewhere. We're / called / The / Killing / Floor. / You've / heard / of / us. / :||
AzXt|uAlly |m not be|n #s|ck n #nAstAy #redmupt|on #nweleAf
Thats true!! My matesprit is a fuschia, and if yΩu think theirs a cuture difference betvveen us, vvait until yΩu see the lΩvvblΩΩd landdvveller vs highblΩΩd seadvveller they make tΩΩ many fish puns, sΩmeΩnes gΩtta dΩ sΩmething abΩut it
⌬Do you NEED another BOULDER to USE against your NEW enemies!! #BOULDERMENTION #VIOLENT? @consequentlyOblique⌬
If any of y' remember when I borrowed tha' weddin' dress a while back... eheh. I was not expectin' that there was a photo of it, especially one so... lewd... @///@ #nsfw ((OOC: art done by my friend @therealGenm!!!!)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0bc8fbde7a2.png
google man verison of bimbo google mimbo? google bimbk man
Slam. Slam. Slam. Slam. Not poetry, but rather, the sound my head makes against the wall.
DRONES ARE ACTUALLY BIOENGINEERED CYBORGS. they use the corpses of mother grubs to construct a mechanical upright beast
I FELT VERY CUTIE PATOOTIE TODAY!!! I TOOK THIS SELFIE AFTER MY MOIRAIL GIFTED ME THE REMAINS OF THE FOUR CEOS THAT IMPLODED A SUBMERSIBLE!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXTRA%20VUZREI.PNG
gosh. always a shame when someone blocks you for expressing frustration with the negative aspects of the most popular iterations of a subgenre. anyways lets talk about fantasy ethnostates and the incredibly racist implications they hold! you see-
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Brutha what the hell is that What is that music sheet- Bruh. .... <marvus exe not working>
No my dog doesn't fucking know the word stand she does know jojo and she stands for that also she knows break down where she just lays down.
my matesprit vvΩn’t stΩp speaking in fish puns even during extremely seriΩus cΩnversatiΩns i’m beginning tΩ think seadvvellers aren’t real… yΩu can’t add fish puns intΩ a cΩnvΩ vvhen vve’re trying tΩ cΩver up a crime
tΩΩ exhausted tΩ dΩ anything meaningful but just enΩugh energy tΩ dΩΩmscrΩll chittr this is peak living
I'VE THOUGHT OF DOING ONE OF THOSE ASK ME SHIT FORMS BUT I'M SELF AWARE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT NOBODY ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT.
ok so / emergency / i hired a troll / to make an album cover / for strife prodigy / but they got culled / and have all the caegar i can afford to spend / so i'm gonna be kinda selfish / the person who makes / the best album cover / for my next album / with a 7 night deadline / gets a custom badge / it'll be decided on by vote / in the discord / also / no nsfw / please the punk rock album is called strife prodigy / you can submit in this thread / sorry for not clarifying setting up voting / good luck everyone