♦ pitied by @frivolousJapery
↘️i am on a sea-stocks diet.↘️ ↗️I SEE STOCKS, I BUY THEM.↗️ ↘️#aprilfools.↘️
OF COURSE! I LEARNED FROM THE VERY BEST. HOWEVER, OUTSIDE OF THE CLOWNERY, JAPES, AND TRICKERY THAT TYPICALLY OCCURS ON THIS SITE THERE ARE SOME CORNERS OF UNSERIOUSNESS WHICH I SIMPLY CANNOT CONDONE OR APPRECIATE ALONGSIDE MY EVENING COFFEE (OR MY NIGHTLY COFFEE, FOR THAT MATTER.) THIS IS, REGARDLESS OF THE NECESSITY FOR SUCH LEVITY IN THE DARK TIMES WE ARE EXPERIENCING, DISAPPOINTING AT THE VERY LEAST AND INCORRIGIBLE DELINQUENCY OF OUR SOCIETAL FRAMEWORK AT THE VERY WORST. I DO HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. POST REPLY.
WHAT AN OFFER! A WIFE TO CALL YOUR OWN... A STORY TO FIND JOY IN... IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT WERE ALL RIPPED AWAY, BUT IT WOULD BE AN EVEN BIGGER SHAME IF YOU NEVER HAD THE ABILITY TO APPRECIATE THOSE AT ALL. WOULDN'T THAT BE HELL? WOULDN'T THAT BE TORMENT? I DON'T WANT YOUR STORY.