♥ liked by @gallowsChamaleon

/.wrong.\ \.i.smell.like.the.bag.obviously./

cool nymph facts.

it's a human saying meaning to start laughing suddenly.

-- A fragment has been released by amorousChanteuse [AC] -- . . . -- auroralCihuat [AC] has shared an attachment image.png -- what a ꠹orry excu꠹e of a profile!!!!! teehee. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2bc658baf88c.png #hi꠹꠹

still not over the scratch googly eye picture. i keep looking at it and cracking up. :P

:33 < what do i smell like :PP

penis funny, penis hilarious

wazzup

penis vanish? penis mysterious. penis crazy? penis delirious. penis long? penis continuous.

lma☀︎
room tour! doing one cuz i got a sick new typewriter, love the selectrics a lot since its like trad typing for paper but with tech in the mix of it making it really easy it's great so far haha

cause friends? duh?

:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow

HERE MAGICALLY SPAWNS TWO AND PUTS THEM IN YOUR HANDS
:33 < glad to s33 more terezis here :33 < terezis are so cool
:33 < im a furking criminal

too late i did.

X But what if I do x
:33 < *ac does*

:33 < oh shit :33 < meow mew tell me!!

dayumn. i be zoning out again.

kay thats kinda cute

dont bite the hand that fingers u or w/e #nsfw

Caffeine moment. ^..^
8=l < I will scream

@craftsmanToxophilite Squinting at you.

yo momma! :3c
〚⦅⦕⤊⦖⦆〛It's and awesome dusk for a full breakfast.

X Licking a 9v rn x

LM4O????
▶ PLAY: [lol ⏸ SO DAMN TRUE ⏸ you win the internet for today little guy ] ⏹ STOP

petpetpeteptepteptetpetpetpetpet MUAH.

i can have a little Barbecue Bacon Burger as a treat

WHAT IF BY PUTTING ON A MASK PHYSICALLY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY PUTTING ON A MASK PHYSICALLY.

:)

SIGH. NO MATTER WHERE OR WHEN YOU'RE FROM, YOU'RE STILL SHITHIVE MAGGOTS IN EVERY TIMELINE. NEVER CHANGE, TEREZI.

TAKE A LOOK AT MY TITLE. THE ONE THE CUEBALL SLAPPED ON ME WHEN HE ROPED ME INTO JOINING THE FUCKING FELT. THE ONE THAT REFERS TO THE CHALK I POSSESS. THE CHALK THAT IS A FUCKING *JUJU*. A JUJU THAT *REDACTS REALITY.* DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT A REDACTION TASTES LIKE, TEREZI. WOULD IT BE WORTH REDACTING YOUR TASTE MUSCLE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. WOULD IT.

IF THERE EVER COMES A DAY THAT YOU'RE STANDING WITHIN PRONG'S REACH OF ME, YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY CHALK. TRUST ME. IT'S THE *ONE* KIND YOU DON'T WANT TO LICK.

me and xennox never ended up in a argument. last time we discussed somethin for real. it ended up with him holdin me by a leash. dont ask context.

XOSNLXAKDKZMXPXJNX!
/.not.bad.\ \.that.human.chalk.from.the.company.that.makes.crayons.isnt.bad.either.though./

if you like this post youre entitled to a special gift that may or may not be relevant to my bio naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak #nsfw #naksafeforwork

you're almost there

readin is for the dumb. wdym a piece of paper gonna teach me shit. i know everythin.
Here’s a Halloween joke for you.. Why did Troll Michael Myers go to the gym? To get in Shape!

:33 < why's there two sanses

Rose says meow.
are you sure?
so what are you sure about?

That should be your god given right
not normally, but maybe.

YOU PUT THAT RIGHT THE FUCK BACK, TEREZI. I DON'T CARE WHAT TIMELINE YOU CAME FROM. YOU KNOW I'LL THROW HANDS. I'LL GET THE BROOM.

DON'T YOU HAVE A CHALK-FESTOONED WALL TO BASH YOUR HEAD ON, OR SOMETHING. OR SOME INEDIBLE SUBSTANCE YOU CAN BE GNAWING ON. IT'S THE FUCKING INTERNET. BOREDOM IS A CRIME. HAS TROLL BO BURNHAM NOT MADE THIS CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU.

presses my thumb on the screen and leaves a smudge

YOU GUYS EVER PUT THE COOKIES IN THE FOOTLONG? #SUBWAY #SPONSORED
4nd sh3z got s4f3ty p1nz 4nd str1ng hold1ng 1t tog3th3r sh3 c4n only w34r h3r j4ck3t 1n w4rm w34th3r 4lthough th3 sl33v3z n33d 2 b short3n3d th3 f4ct th4t th3 4rmz r f4ll1ng off 1znt 1mport4nt bcuz j3nn1f3rz j4ck3t, j3nn1f3rz j4ck3t, j3nn1f3rz j4ck3t, 1s f4ll1ng 4p4rt j3nn1f3rz j4ck3t, j3nn1f3rz j4ck3t, j3nn1f3rz j4ck3t, 1z f4ll1ng 4p4rt #lyr1czpost1ng

Should I message them or not, considering. Decisions decisions.

Meow. ^..^

H3LL Y34H!

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨnd-∊-∊d, yummy ȺlumƗnum -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
1M GO1NG TO B3 HON3ST 1 TH1NK 1F 1 S4W 4 V3RS1ON OF M3 TH4T W4S SK1NNY 1D G3T R34LLY SC4R3D

im up. fell asleep after a week of no sleep.
It is physically impossible to resist saying "Aw man" in response to this.

#yummy

What a incredible response.

Meow. ^..^
8=l < So nothing, understood
who up wigglin they worm #suggestive #joke
Crocker Tip of the day! Working hard gets you far! And remember, Crocker Corp. is always watching... for good employees so we can reward them! Hoo hoo :B

classic

oh funny bunnies on the dash save me. use your powers. save me from the silliness i am about to commit.
/.but.you.dont.know.my.next.step.either.so.\ \.roll.that.and.smoke.it.i.guess./
IIt’2 iimportant two remember… they’ll try two prediict your 2marte2t move… 2o lead wiith your dumbe2t.


c< >c


5 finger discount.

Oh!!

logging off yall dont do anything i would do


d0 you?

who the hell is joe!!???!?
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou

im gonna fucking cha cha slide again.

everyone will have a good day at one point

@imJunior i think terezi wants the 🌭 badge!

presses my nose against the screen

(( In the most /nm way possible, as a fellow angst enjoyer, Can we tag posts about the kidnapping thing since it involves torture and stuff please A unique event tag would be great so it’s consistent/easy if y’all are alright with that I’ll toss a #violence tag on this in the meantime
WH1L3 1 #D4SHSN1FF 4ND #D4SHL1CK 1 #D4SHSM3LL TH1S POST 4ND #D4SHCL1CK TH3 L1K3 BUTTON

i can send you a burger made of two small roasted chickens as buns with a boneless steak in the middle

a8out to 8e me

so.like.being.one.of.the.half.of.zems.that.arent.evil i.think.i.deserve.a.little.treat for.like being.awesome
:33 < *ac punches you square in the chin, then picks up her panties and walks away. sw33t uppurrcut*

#terezisecond

dont forget to say "hello, youre my favorite person" to your favorite person

Now then, my first caffeine dose of the day, I can finally say. I am productive or better yet, functional.

sOME PEOPLE JUST, cAN'T GO, wITHOUT MAKING #tAVROStUESDAY, aBOUT THEMSELVES,,,
:33 < ring ring ring ring ring ring ring :33 < donana phone

You get one thousand Rose points. That made me laugh.

cool ill take that compliment cause ive only said like five things so far

im doing one right now

YER.

every human can its a defense mechanism built into our physiology

duh anyone who cant hasnt tried hard enough

............. im just gonna count that as option 1.

knocks something off your desk telepathically

busted.

🦈
B4RK B4RK B4RK B4RK 1 GOT TH4T DOG 1N M3!!!

baaa

print("i think hamburgers + cheeseburgers go well with fries")

i can just appear over there i am not bound by the laws of transportation

yeeessssss
well ☭ha☭ jus☭ doesn’☭ make gramma☭i☭al sense

yeah?

i like to play and draw and i like to get pat on the head

theres many.
The five thousand seven hundred and eighty nine named Strider.

yes
☭ommunism is like goku when he does a spiri☭ bomb if you ☭hink abou☭ i☭

aww thank you

i have dropped off food for friends now what :?

cringe
:33 < can't you s33 he's nappin purrezi

awww yeah

nooo it should have been me
Not 4s oft3n 4s 1'd l1k3, no. H3yooo
3luc1d4t3 m3 on th3 d1ff3r3nc3.

WWW かわいいね。 0u0

YOUR ACTIVELY GETTING MOGGED BY MY COSTAR STYLE.

AND CASPER CAN BE THE CHITTR MOM, RIGHT?

hoooooootdawwwwwwwg.

hawt dawgggggggggggg

SAYS THE GRUB.

CHITTR IS A PLAYGROUND FOR GRUBS AND I AM THE PARENT WAITING OUTSIDE WITH A COFFEE AURA FARMING.

muТТual f[]ll[]w feels li]{e ТТ]-[e [leanesТТ dap up in ТТ]-[e universe ... s[]meТТ]-[ing a sТТrider w[]uld say i swear

my favorit3 flavor

:33< have mew efur smelled a cat as cute as meow?

B33 < *ac offurs you a hotdog like a vassal offuring a holy sword*

B33 < well i can wear big pants but im mewsually not much of a boy so B33 < i low key max out around idk 60%

Someone somewhere is experiencing horrors like you wouldn't believe and we have no fucking idea.

B33 < i kinda do meow though

hi im mr penis im the pants

BX33 < its furry bright!


oh wer talkin abt what we hav in our pants? alright *pulls out handgun*

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ lΩv-∊ b-∊Ɨng 屮ⴵΩ Ɨ Ⱥm. #Ⱥ屮-∊ΣΩm-∊ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
watch the road or become one with it thats what i always say i also dont drive i fly everywhere the fuck am i saying jajajaja

lets call it a hunch

dANG, i AM VERY SORRY, tO HEAR THIS,

wHAT, tEREZI?

chicken butt

damn i got got by the chicken butt


꧁lookin at you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png꧂

i'll be on standby if you need someone to take a look :P

right. yeah. sorry :( should i take a look?

what's "it"? :P

daily affirmations: - i *can* handle all that - i *will* handle all that - i've handled all that before - i can do it again - i will do it again - i can handle all that #nsfw
8=) < Haha, that's true
i am actively handing you more chalk.

JXHSJXKSJXNSJCKWHXHAJJXBANJ X3





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