
Jake English [DEAD.]
@galootTyrannicide
The permanent little spoon!
If you were a little sapient critter scurrying about through the dogvalleys of fern gully and the pits of fricken no mans land (no bunnys meadow) while an evil dense fog ravaged your homeland... what kind of animal would you be! I think id be like some kind of dearheart little mole. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cf29251e2cc.jpg
The salamander beauty contest is going wonderfully! Bubbleblower the seer of the arcane just shook the house down with their secret talent... a line dance! The boot scooting boogie has never been done with such wet feetsies but she rocked this juke like a mad amphibian on a hot tin roof and the rest of the cats just went yowling. No competition has yet to step to her but i think well see it really heating up here soon.
I got my tongue stuck to a big ol lollipop today!
Some of you folk could do with an outfit change! I used to be all mucked up with my manties until i learned to swap to fashion for fairer weather and now im as spritely as a forest pixie and ready to leap over toppled quartz pillars and big stones alike.
I kind of miss being able to throw down and wrestle. Here in the bubbles its all a bunch of hoitytoity ghosties. And jane just doesnt like getting handsy since we err... played king arthur so to speak.
Hells bells and whistles you turn up as a ghost once and folks line the block to tear your partially translucent hiney a new hole! Goodness. Youre all simply sucking the fun out of our next holler. Jane and i have heard some hot goss about a ghostly artifact of silly proportions stuck way out in the outer bubbles in a big temple! Kind of like in tomb raider but its i who bare a strapping pair of holsters and epic shorts. Were headed there next! After all this snow settles in me. It didnt taste like blue razzberry at all. And dare i say it may have even had a saltier tinge caused by all of this ocean junk that always props up in the far out memories of whatever ragamuffin is inspiring the scenery.
Isnt it dinked up i cant enjoy good grub anymore. A can of vienna weenies over the stove wouldve had me lighting up this juke joint back in the day but now its all wet mush! Yucky.
Sometimes my tummy still aches from where i got all diced but its all water under the bridge for the most part. Janey and i are currently parked pert and pretty under a massive swell of bubble-typical brain trees and were fit to climb this flora here soon. So excited!! You have NEVER seen a set of adventurers as close as the two of us. And we used to be two pieces of meat on the same skewer! Kabobs! :P




