Jake English [DEAD.]
@galootTyrannicide
The permanent little spoon! My bestivity in our festivity! @giddyGallivanting
I wonder if well ever find another gaggle of gay ghosties to rub elbows with! Guess thats out of the question huh.
Well im speaking it pretty plain to you so i fear theres no accounting for you being a regular dingdong. Take your dipstick elsewhere and sample another can if you cant paint with these colors you soft boiled egghead!
All right you had me going there in the first half 8ut lost me halfway through. I get the insult though! Why is every8ody 8eing so mean to me in particular today???????? I'm just trying to 8e nice, may8e make a new friend, 8ut just for asking for some 8asic decency has people throwing me out the door again!
I think its because youre a little unpleasant and kind of unkind but i dunno lady maybe you have other problems these hounds are sniffing out. Sniff sniff phew you smell like a real turd.
You know what. Just go ask the les8ians, they'll tell you I'm the very 8est there is, you just talk like a real turd.
How a8out a post like Hey everyone of the les8ian persuasion, ariadnesGrip is awesome and a8solutely the 8est Vriska Serket there is, right? Oh and don't 8elieve the h8ers. So many h8ers on this site.
After having a hoot and a hollar galavanting in nakworld (the bubbles PREMIER and possibly only consort coaster park of course!) with my ol pal janey im finally putting these barking puppies up for a bit of well due tlc! Getting our steps in was only half the klatch because get a load of THIS. The shoddy construction of this cackle shack got us in a plum tizzy! The support beam for their top ride kicked it at a crack and sent me and my lady friend in a tailwind of open air and regular spookery. Good thing i was able to grab hold of a licorice vine for their jungle themed candy tasting experience and swing us to safety on a big pillow. Otherwise we might have lightly bruised our delicate and supple tushies!! Just another wicked get out with me and my twin spark heh.
If you were a little sapient critter scurrying about through the dogvalleys of fern gully and the pits of fricken no mans land (no bunnys meadow) while an evil dense fog ravaged your homeland... what kind of animal would you be! I think id be like some kind of dearheart little mole. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cf29251e2cc.jpg
I like how Roxy isnt in this image so you are lowkey impying shes the one who gets hit by the fog.
Our galavant through the wood would have been too swiftly handled if our pal rolal were present. It was a matter of sandbagging to ensure we had proper screentime!
The salamander beauty contest is going wonderfully! Bubbleblower the seer of the arcane just shook the house down with their secret talent... a line dance! The boot scooting boogie has never been done with such wet feetsies but she rocked this juke like a mad amphibian on a hot tin roof and the rest of the cats just went yowling. No competition has yet to step to her but i think well see it really heating up here soon.
next time something llike this happens pllease record it id kill to see it
why woulld your text chitts post but not your videos? good lluck im desperate to see this
yuuuup listen could you just fucking humor me here i have had the worst day of my life and that includes the day i killed all of my friends can you just say hi like a normal fucking person
I got my tongue stuck to a big ol lollipop today!
jake U need 2 lock in man ~_@
Some of you folk could do with an outfit change! I used to be all mucked up with my manties until i learned to swap to fashion for fairer weather and now im as spritely as a forest pixie and ready to leap over toppled quartz pillars and big stones alike.
I kind of miss being able to throw down and wrestle. Here in the bubbles its all a bunch of hoitytoity ghosties. And jane just doesnt like getting handsy since we err... played king arthur so to speak.
Hells bells and whistles you turn up as a ghost once and folks line the block to tear your partially translucent hiney a new hole! Goodness. Youre all simply sucking the fun out of our next holler. Jane and i have heard some hot goss about a ghostly artifact of silly proportions stuck way out in the outer bubbles in a big temple! Kind of like in tomb raider but its i who bare a strapping pair of holsters and epic shorts. Were headed there next! After all this snow settles in me. It didnt taste like blue razzberry at all. And dare i say it may have even had a saltier tinge caused by all of this ocean junk that always props up in the far out memories of whatever ragamuffin is inspiring the scenery.
Isnt it dinked up i cant enjoy good grub anymore. A can of vienna weenies over the stove wouldve had me lighting up this juke joint back in the day but now its all wet mush! Yucky.
Maybe i just got too old for weenies.
Sometimes my tummy still aches from where i got all diced but its all water under the bridge for the most part. Janey and i are currently parked pert and pretty under a massive swell of bubble-typical brain trees and were fit to climb this flora here soon. So excited!! You have NEVER seen a set of adventurers as close as the two of us. And we used to be two pieces of meat on the same skewer! Kabobs! :P
Dont you beat around that horse now rolal i am MORE than chipper to have that distinction made.
k well yea but maybe IM not :( i already know you guys died!!!! n now youre just.... ok with that?????
Er. Well shucks little lady what am i supposed to do about it otherwise? If you get stuck in the dumps youre just like all the other sadsack chumps clogging the bubbles! Chin up. :)
idek how u expect me to keep my chin anywhere NEAR up at a time like this <:(
HOW am i the silly one here!!!! you died! + now youre just bein all CHIPPERLY care fuckin free abt it!!!! :'(
Youd be way more taken to bits if i was down and out about it!
kay well yea i would be actually :(( so tbh i guess u got me there