Jake English [DEAD.]
@galootTyrannicide
The permanent little spoon!
Good morning, good day, and good evening, residents of the bubbles and beyond! :B Traveler's log number... whatever! You won't believe what @galootTyrranicide and I are doing right now. This intrepid pair of roaming buddies are on a HUG PARADE for the next forty-eight hours, and our pace is set to FORWARD MARCH. If you happen to cross our path, prepare yourself for a LOVING EMBRACE. Errr. Friendlystyle! ... But we're discovering in real time that just because we SAY we are going to hug everyone we happen upon, it does not actually invoke more company onto your path. Sometimes I think we must really be out in the dreamboonies. These bubbles are thinly settled at best, and usually only with consorts! :( ... So if you know how to navigate the bubbles any better than these hapless adventurers, come give us a holler! Wait, and a squeeze! XB Toodle-oo!
A salamanders bubble breath tickled my nose and made me sneeze! Hehe thank goodness you were there to say bless you. :)
If you were a little sapient critter scurrying about through the dogvalleys of fern gully and the pits of fricken no mans land (no bunnys meadow) while an evil dense fog ravaged your homeland... what kind of animal would you be! I think id be like some kind of dearheart little mole. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cf29251e2cc.jpg
I like how Roxy isnt in this image so you are lowkey impying shes the one who gets hit by the fog.
Our galavant through the wood would have been too swiftly handled if our pal rolal were present. It was a matter of sandbagging to ensure we had proper screentime!
The salamander beauty contest is going wonderfully! Bubbleblower the seer of the arcane just shook the house down with their secret talent... a line dance! The boot scooting boogie has never been done with such wet feetsies but she rocked this juke like a mad amphibian on a hot tin roof and the rest of the cats just went yowling. No competition has yet to step to her but i think well see it really heating up here soon.
next time something llike this happens pllease record it id kill to see it
hehe i forgot how funny you talked.
yuuuup listen could you just fucking humor me here i have had the worst day of my life and that includes the day i killed all of my friends can you just say hi like a normal fucking person
please? i miss you :(
I got my tongue stuck to a big ol lollipop today!
jake U need 2 lock in man ~_@
Sometimes my tummy still aches from where i got all diced but its all water under the bridge for the most part. Janey and i are currently parked pert and pretty under a massive swell of bubble-typical brain trees and were fit to climb this flora here soon. So excited!! You have NEVER seen a set of adventurers as close as the two of us. And we used to be two pieces of meat on the same skewer! Kabobs! :P
i didnt know it could still hurt like after u guys both.......
Dont you beat around that horse now rolal i am MORE than chipper to have that distinction made.
k well yea but maybe IM not :( i already know you guys died!!!! n now youre just.... ok with that?????
Er. Well shucks little lady what am i supposed to do about it otherwise? If you get stuck in the dumps youre just like all the other sadsack chumps clogging the bubbles! Chin up. :)
idek how u expect me to keep my chin anywhere NEAR up at a time like this <:(
and i just didnt think id ever get to see you guys again
Youd be way more taken to bits if i was down and out about it!
kay well yea i would be actually :(( so tbh i guess u got me there
I kind of miss being able to throw down and wrestle. Here in the bubbles its all a bunch of hoitytoity ghosties. And jane just doesnt like getting handsy since we err... played king arthur so to speak.
OuO whats king arthur?
While climbing, Jake and I were BURIED IN AN AVALANCHE! As ghosts who cannot perish due to hypothermia, we simply had to eat our way out, Very Hungry Caterpillar style. We attempted to administer the memory of some blue raspberry syrup on our neverending snowcones, but the impact was minimal. :( It was my fault. I told him a joke so hysterical he disrupted the shifting snowbanks with his raucous laughter. Still! No better way to spend two hours than munching slush with your best pal!
It is not.
My, my. Are you seeing this @giddyGallivanting ? Your hubby here is going on and on about my clothing as he is. A 'little girl's ascot'! As if anything would be wrong with that. You should really wrangle in his misogyny. I've heard recently that it's a poor look.
Its misandry actually because im razzing you! Unless you have something to tell me in which case ill be a perfect gentleman and *ahem* lay off... *adjusts bowtie*!
You have teeth like a warthog also. You can eat corn through a picket fence.
Very original to pick at a man's natural traits. They're considered very handsome by troll standards, actually.
I grow bored of your wrigglerish barbs, Mr. English. I will leave you to the Void's incomprehensible stare in the face of your own imminent dissolution into nothing. We likely won't talk again. Goodbye.