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Getting frozen yogurt. Poll of public opinion! <3 for my order- half cake batter yogurt, half cheesecake yogurt. Strawberries, waffle cone pieces, strawberry sauce drizzle, and sprinkles. Eaten with caution not to overmix. <3< for @golgothasTerror's order- Cotton candy yogurt, caramel yogurt, an ENTIRE SUGAR COOKIE (reported to be stale), strawberry AND blackberry "popping boba," white chocolate chips, and Swedish Fish. Stirred vigorously into a noxious gray sludge before consuming.

calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
Good morning, good day, and good evening, residents of the bubbles and beyond! :B Traveler's log number... whatever! You won't believe what @galootTyrranicide and I are doing right now. This intrepid pair of roaming buddies are on a HUG PARADE for the next forty-eight hours, and our pace is set to FORWARD MARCH. If you happen to cross our path, prepare yourself for a LOVING EMBRACE. Errr. Friendlystyle! ... But we're discovering in real time that just because we SAY we are going to hug everyone we happen upon, it does not actually invoke more company onto your path. Sometimes I think we must really be out in the dreamboonies. These bubbles are thinly settled at best, and usually only with consorts! :( ... So if you know how to navigate the bubbles any better than these hapless adventurers, come give us a holler! Wait, and a squeeze! XB Toodle-oo!

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kay well yea i would be actually :(( so tbh i guess u got me there

idek how u expect me to keep my chin anywhere NEAR up at a time like this <:(
Oh, fluffernutter. Is this happening again? J, it's ok! :B <3 This is just a symptom of interacting with the public online! Not everyone is going to understand. Sorry about him. It has been a while since either of us were able to communicate with another person.
While climbing, Jake and I were BURIED IN AN AVALANCHE! As ghosts who cannot perish due to hypothermia, we simply had to eat our way out, Very Hungry Caterpillar style. We attempted to administer the memory of some blue raspberry syrup on our neverending snowcones, but the impact was minimal. :( It was my fault. I told him a joke so hysterical he disrupted the shifting snowbanks with his raucous laughter. Still! No better way to spend two hours than munching slush with your best pal!
We sometimes amass some colorful critter sidekicks for as long as we can tempt them to follow us with beckoning pats and hot vittles. Today we're on a hike with this VERY silly turtle! He is not capable of sharing his name with us, so I took the liberty of knighting him Sir Shell Silverstein.
i cannot express how jealous i am of this syt up, it sounds so nyce.
Jake and I don't NEED to sleep as ghosts, per se, but every time we find a particularly spiffy spot, we like to make camp and... I suppose you could call it pretending to hunker down and get some rest! On our backs by a well-made fire, staring up at the glimmering cracks in the heavens. <:B It's enough to make you d'aww. SAY. I wonder if we'll find ourselves some temporary traveling companions on this website! Nothing wrong with a crossover episode.
Kabobs!!! XB
I suppose some introductions are in order! My name is JANE CROCKER, and I am but one face in the incalculable population of the DREAMBUBBLES! I am twenty-six years young, ten years deceased. I enjoy long walks on the memory bank, and I have a particular knack for recalling desserts from my plethora of living experience hunched over a hot oven. :B My home is wherever my humble feet carry me- particularly at the side of my BEST PAL, @galootTyrranicide. We gave Sburb the old college try, but if statistics are to be believed, there is no shame in losing! Now we spend our time exploring and in the good company afforded us by the FURTHEST RING. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/056012e162c1.png OOC // GAME OVER timeline Jane. Shares a writer with @gutsyGumshoe and @gynarchsGoverness .
