♥ liked by @gamGam
[ >I APOLOGIZE MADAME ONE DAY I WILL CONQUERETH THE SLOTS BUT FOR NOW THEY MOCKETH ME UNTIL MINE SKILLS IMPROVE_ ]
[ >AHAH FINALLY AN ACTUAL INQUIRY WORTH ANSWERING. @PERSPICACIOUSPLANNER ASKETH "/)PINI/)NS /)N GAMBLING? ASKING 4 A FRIEND ;>"_ ] [ >AS GAMBLING DOTH NOT BE WRITTEN AGAINST IN LAW, THE WIZARD DOTH NOT BE INHERENTLY OPPOSED TO IT AND IN FACT FINDS THIS GAME OF CHANCE TO BE QUITE ENTERTAINING! WORTHWHILE OF ITS TIME, EVEN. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO INDULGE IN THE ART OF GAMBLING AGAINST OTHER WIZARDS, BLACKJACK BEING AMONG MINE FAVORITES. THE SLOTS, THOUGH? NEVER HAD THE KNACK FOR THE SLOTS #THEWIZARDSORB HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/AGSLR1B8PKPJHNHB7_ ]
X I will!!! I’ll buy you tea if I don’t get utter blindsided by shit luck x
I Think You Should Go With That One Meemaw... He Lowkey Kinda Cute! ;)
I Dont Think Gamgam Would Appreciate The Rats
gO gAMGAM!
FWD: RECHITT! #RECHITT
o| WeLl iMaGiNe tHoSe fUcKs aRe pAtRiCk oR WhTeVeR AnD StArT CrAcKiN ThInKpAnS |o
Strike them with an aged fury not seen since the age before my passing.
please keep us updated of what else you h1t
EXACTLY YOU GET IT MEEMAW
meemaw yuri is the bingo hall
:33< thats the sun
granma been on this site longer than you dawg
god i love you
what the hell gramma i can’t say no to you come over anytime i’ll fix you up a piping hot bowl
make this hashtag viral #folyklsfreakyslop
mmmmm gruel for dinner delicious as always https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1891.jpeg
hECK YEAH!
this is why i fuck with you gamgam you always keep it real
TURN THEM AWAY. DID THEY NOT SEE YOUR "NO SOLICITORS" SIGN AT YOUR FRONT DOOR? HOW TRULY RUDE.
[ >THE WIZARD SHALL GLADLY DO SO MA'AM!!!!!_ ]
I'm not attracted to anyone who isn't old and rich.
[ >WISENED MATRON, WILLST THOU TEACH A POOR LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD THINE WAYS? A WIZARD IS NOT WITHOUT HER ENEMIES AND I HAVE SEVERAL THAT NEEDETH A LESSON TAUGHT BY WAY OF CARD_ ]
ineed himso fuckign bad
No, I'm not kidding! This website offers 2.5 MILLION boondollars for no charge at all! Click here! freeboobnuckslegit.com
WOWEE!! I just won 2.5 MILLION boondollars on THIS WEBSITE! Click on this link for free boonbucks! freeboobnuckslegit.com
#horchata.
i THINK IT IS BASICALLY, pRETTY MUCH TRUE THAT EVERYONE LIKES ME, uNLESS THEY DON'T #ABLUTIONTHOUGHTS
NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE. NOT EVEN FOR A JOLLY GIGGLE. OR NuM-NuM RuB.
And yet...it would just so happen...that I have on the phone with me...right this very moment...Meemaw Caliborn. Hello? Yes. This is she. No, no. Today I am calling to discuss the behavior of one...young Master Caliborn. His behavior is the sort that would disappoint anyone.
MEEMAW CALIBORN. IT WASN'T ME. SOMEONE HACKED MY ACCOuNT. A NASTY INTERNET TROLL. I WOuLD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOu. HONEST.
MEEMAW. I AM JACKING YOuR SHIT. HAHAH. STuPID BITCH. YOu MADE IT SO MuCH EASIER FOR ME. TO DO SOMETHING. uNTOWARD. YOu STuPID CuNT.
mE, }:)
gO MY, lOYAL #tAVhEADS, gO AND LIKE MY COMMENT, oN THIS POST, pLEASE, HTTPS://CHITTR.ING/PROFILE/ARACHNIDSgRIP_6704/7B910487-4FD1-48AB-8816-29AC1A615583
tHE POWER, oF THE #tAVROSaRMY, cANNOT BE UNDERESTIMATED,
tHIS IS JUST LIKE, wHEN i LED THE GHOST ARMY TO GO, bEAT UP lORD eNGLISH, #tAVROSaRMY,
tavros army yeah ok sure
tHIS IS MY ULTIMATE POWER, tHE POWER OF THE #tAVhEAD #tAVROSaRMY #tAVROS
@ARACHNIDSgRIP#6704 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1FD4DCF55AFC.PNG }:)
Tavros Nitram.
◌ I think it is always important to highlight the heroes of a community. While I may not understand what most of it means, @adiosToreador has claimed herself to be the former leader of a ghost army that defeated (who I understand) was a very evil and powerful foe, and for some reason has not been recognized for this feat. I think we should in all be in agreement she deserves a round of applause and our respect for that. ⧂
sHH! eHEHE, hEHEHE,
YES MEEMEE OF COURSE U WON!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!
Yes. Of course you did. Ma'am.
:33< m33maw gamgam i bet $33,000,000 on mew dont screw meow ofur gamgam!!!
:33< mew are
Disregard this message. I don't know why I asked you that. Don't shave.
Try adding gam8ling to the mix, always worked for me!
Maybe. I Have Had Too Much Wine. But There Is A Bitmore Left And I'm Not A Quitter. #substances
yOU'll get it back sOmehOw gAmgAm. just not thrOUgh me.
Things I have learned from #fightnight 1. That jake is a pest and needs to have his knees removed and stabbed 2. Meemaw could probably kill everyone. 3. Trollbama really. Really. REALLY. wants Striders.
nO NO, nOT gAMZEE, gAMGAM mEEMAW,
i LOVE gAMGAM, i REALLY LET HER DOWN, yESTERNIGHT,
let gAmgAm hAvE whAtevEr the fuck she wants fOrevEr. ExcEpt my half of her InheritancE back. i EarnEd that shit fAIr and sqUarE.
gamgam might just steal it back with superweed #substance
oh i forgot gamgam she’s on the dream blunt rotation list too #substan(e
Øh shit she's right. gamgam we gØtta teach yØu hØw tØ 36Ø nØ-scØpe.
im raising my hands over my pan right now!
guys petition to let gamgam have superstrain weed for the holiday #substance
Everyone needs to give spirit bomb energy to Gamgam to make her powerful everyone. She can finally defeat the evil on this site.
gamgam i thought you had enough power after 2 pixie sticks #substance
i FEEL BETTER NOW, tHAT i GOT THAT, oUT OF MY SYSTEM, tIME TO SCROLL DOWN AND SEE WHAT THE DASH, hAS BEEN UP TO!
a LOT OF REPLIES ON THAT, i AM GLAD PEOPLE ARE GLAD, tO SEE ME, i WILL LOOK PROPER ONCE, i AM DONE SCROLLING,
((Strongly reminded of my own grandmother, who tried to chop onions for my strawberry yoghurt once))
𓇋 Oh, right. Here I go, eating it. It's very... nutritious. Thank you. 𓇋
𓇋 Uh, thank you, that is very, considerate of you 𓇋
X Thank you meemaw x
wHOA,,, yUM!!
::WHILE I CAN'T SAY THAT SEEMS ::VERY appealing ::IT WOULD BE FAIRLY healthy FOR ::YOU AS banana peels HAVE A ::SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF NUTRIENTS ::IN THEM THAT TYPICALLY GOES TO ::waste
Yes ma'am.
thanks, gamgam! looks good!
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! absolutely. and working with Hallowen & Co. is like rigging the game
fOR #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY i WANT TO, sHOW MY APPRECIATION AND LOVE FOR, sOME OF MY FRIENDS, iN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, tHIS IS JUST, aS NAMES CAME TO ME, i LOVE @GULLIBLEcOLUMNIST FOR, tREATING ME LIKE i CAN TAKE IT, i LOVE, @ARCHIVEaDDICT FOR BEING TRUE TO HERSELF AND SHOWING ME, hOW JOYOUS IT CAN BE, tO DO SO, i LOVE @ARTICULATEDcLAWTOGRAPHY FOR SHOWING ME THINGS i HAVE NEVER, sEEN BEFORE, i LOVE @CANIDaNARCHISM FOR BASICALLY BEING THE COOLEST PERSON i KNOW AND, pLAYING SOCCER WITH ME, i LOVE @CATIONICaGONIST FOR ALWAYS TREATING ME WITH GOOD HUMOR, (iS THIS LIKE, a TRIPLE PUN OR WORDPLAY MAYBE?) i LOVE @GUTSYgUMSHOE FOR HER OPENMINDEDNESS AND STRONG WORK ETHIC, i LOVE @TIPSYgNOSTALGIC#2248 FOR THE WAY SHE, aLWAYS TREATS EVERYONE RIGHT AND, nEVER JUDGES, i LOVE, @GOLGOTHAStERROR, fOR BEING MY BEST BOSOM BUDDY, wHO i'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO HAVE A TUMBLE WITH, tHE BEST PAL ONE COULD, sHAKE A STICK AT, oR EVEN WITH, @TIMAEUStESTIFIED#0414 i LOVE @GRIMaUXILIATRIX FOR HOW, pUT TOGETHER SHE ALWAYS IS AND, tHE WAY SHE'S ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP WITH, wHATEVER i NEED, eVER SINCE WE WERE KIDS, eVEN, i LOVE @EMPTYeYES FOR THE WAY SHE IS, uNAPOLOGETIC IN GOING AFTER, wHAT SHE DESIRES, i LOVE @APOCALYPSEaRISEN#6842 FOR BASICALLY BEING, mY BFFSIE, fOR LIFE, i LOVE ALL aRADIAS REALLY, yOU ARE ALL SO AWESOME, i LOVE @ABERRATIONaNNIHILATION FOR THE WAY SHE SAYS IT, JUST LIKE IT IS, i LOVE @CARCINOgENETICIST#4881 FOR BEING ABLE TO BUILD BRIDGES, i LOVE @CALIGULASaQUARIUM FOR, bEING SUPER NICE AND GENEROUS, aND THOUGHTFUL, aND FOR #eRIDANwEEK, i LOVE @GAMgAM FOR, hER AWESOME COOKIES, i TOLERATE @ECTObIOLOGIST#6844 FOR BEING, tHE eGBERT THAT IS THE LEAST, sUCKY BAD, i LOVE @GALLOWScALIBRATOR#1433 FOR HER STRONG INSTINCTS, i AM SURE, tHERE ARE SO, sO MANY MORE AND i AM SORRY IF MY LIST, dOES NOT INCLUDE YOU BUT, i ONLY HAVE FOUR MINUTES AND AM SCARED OF, mISSING #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY SO i AM GOING TO PUSH THIS OUT, bUT JUST KNOW, i LOVE, eACH AND EVERY ONE OF, mY GOOD GOOD FRIENDS, oH GOD THREE MINUTES NOW, hAPPY #fRIENDSHIPfRIDAY, eVERYONE!
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to file a lawsuit against a corporation or individual with deep pockets and subsequently make bank, i know a guy who can make it happen
nobody even givs a shit -from the office of ace dick detective agency
stEAl mOnEy gAmgAm
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I will pay back Timmy Inheritance. ]
uMM, 100000000000000001 SWEEPS, i THINK,
All my posts are #rankbait to those with eyes to see.
Why are we letting a old lady in this fight, I am so fucking confused. #fightnight
gamgams here
▲yknow what granny, maybe you're not totally lame▼
they were rlly on som shit when hitcahi electonics revolutionized da vibrator game #nsfw
>> ¡ rea11y do gamma, ¡'d frame your ch¡ttડ on the wa11 ¡f ¡ cou1d
>> ¡ w¡ડh ¡ cou1d rech¡tt th¡ડ
>> gamgam pu11ડ no puncheડ, damn
meemaw you ah my only shootah you are da truest ally ive got on dis bastahd of a case we call life -from the office of ace dick detective agency
hiw do i open dm help help help help -from the office of ace dick detective agency
>> mmeemaw ¡ડ ડo h¡gh on the rank¡ngડ that ડhe doeડn't f¡t on the ડca1e
aLSO vRISKA, bEFORE YOU INDULGE IN, tHE gAMGAM COOKIES, wE DO NEED TO GET, hUMAN MARRIED FOR, iNSURANCE PURPOSES,
eHEHE, hEHEHEHE, aHAHAHA, mWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
aND TOBACCO,
yOUR ICONIC, oPPA gAMGAM STYLE,
i COULD BE YOUR, tAMMY OR tABITHA OR, wHATEVER YOU NEED ME TO BE, gAMGAM,
tHIS IS JUST LIKE IN, oPPA gAMGAM STYLE,
>> he11 yeah GamGam!! ! You're ડo r¡ght !! !!
何てこったい。
glad u came around meemaw
>> ur ડo rea1 for that gamgam
\ a s1ngular pajama... he 0nly gets 0ne /
Everyone say "Thank you Attorney General Redglare."
"why 1s that attendant cry1ng. tell her to leave and go to the club. 1f 1 could, 1 would go to the club too"
IIf you need me IIm gonna go fIInd my2elf a confe22IIonal booth to repent IIn an bare my bloodpu2her an 2hIIt VVhIIle the pa2terror forced to ab2olve me of my VVrongdoIIn2 lII2ten2 on IIn horror contemplatIIn IIf IIt2 VVorth not damnIIn me to eternal IInferno or not.
People would put him out of a job? He has every #RightToWork. - MC Oleana
DID YOU KNOW — thanks gammy! #grateful #gamgamtroyer #nuke— SO THINK ABOUT THAT AND KEEP ON LEARNIN'!
.png)
whats a meowbeast's favorite cookin utensil? the whisker. honk.
X Thank you btw gamgam x
)I'd trVst this lady VVith literally anything VVhen it comes to hVmans./
With a heart full of laughter and a purse full of sweets, I’m the keeper of treasures and delicious treats. I might have a name that makes you go 'aww', who brings joy to your life? Yes, that’s me—who's your __? What three little words can make your heart do a happy jig, even when you’re stuck in traffic or feeling like a big ol’ pig?
yes graИИy ^^ how much?
Yeah. Yeah. I got you. Expect two one hundred dollar bills in your mailbox.
$-$-$ gamgam do u be mak!n cook!ez and stuff™
Meemaw I Love You! I Just Can’t Help It. X D
X Fuck this shit I’m going to tea with gamgam. Later losers. x
X OOO MY FAV TEA x
X Yeah ight you’re black listed from ever buying drugs off me #blacklisted #substance x
its neat getting to see what troubled childhoods look like once theyve grown up well "grown up"
X Nah you less than a rat for talking shit to meemaw x
coolest old lady coming through goddamn
yeah you gotta watch your language in front of meemaw, dude
Wooooord h3ll y3ah
fuck yeah meemaw hit the slots jackpot baby
gETTING MY ibs TREATED #GIRL
one sec lemme just [popping off eye caps, rubbing them on the cloth around his chest, then popping them back in] yeah im seeing shit right yall are fucking filthy
egg
ALL BANDS THAT PLAY ERIDANWEEK ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE DEVIL. #ERIDANWEEK #CROCKERCORP #UNCOMING
i'M SORRY, gAMGAM,
aWW MAN, aND i COULD, rEALLY USE ONE, rIGHT ABOUT NOW! wELL, tHANKS ANYWAYS, gAMZEE, i MEAN, gAMGAM,
NO SUCH THING AS APRIL FOOL GINCE THE DIVORCE I BEEN THE BIGGEST DAMN FOOL AROUND... DAMN... CREED HITTING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKEBR RIGHT NWOW
hE'S DEAD mINTYL,
- Hi, Meemmaw Gammgamm! 👋😆😄 I know. - Hope this Helps!
yAYY, oPPA, gAMGAM STYLE, fOREVER,
cant bellieve youd be so colld to GamGam llike that
whatAbout gamGam? o.O
i #cantdrive anymore #dui #substances
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46b3dcc1d89e.webp
I KNEW GAMGAM WOULD GET IT. Meemaw in the HOUSE and she is clearing it tf out!!!!
Uh SOME of us are actually just addicted to winning????
oPPA gAMGAM, sTYLE!
sweet bro and hella jeff
i got u meemaw time to boil it whole
aight meemaw im cookin these birds for din din u want some
Found out my buddy doesn't eat meat. Not sure how that works.
Gamgam, you old coot, if you saw two birds sitting on a fence, you'd bet money over which one would fly off first, you would! Just about the curiosest woman I know.
dont listen to her gamgam u keep it up hit it BIG
NEIGH!! *stomp* neigh neigh!!
I'll keep an eye out for your sake. ;)
CHITTR SHADY FACT #1 • "does anyone know where my timmy is"
right back at you meemaw
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 @realdonaldTrump https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2431bdc033c5.png -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- dlYFgQxekhlPZlaKFTtolSbWRJKU/x/TZkAlTBEZeCMQnDUJQrzllQYdHsrWuyam WNZowVvONzeRTaQ+VtjpPfbPybizLO/xFbysuOjqlhESusuNYSsDAEbEvpxwXZbb LzavLYczWFIgFZZoMRP/MyujjZexgoGR+IUZrnjpaKHfrjBsGbwagMBPSnslzZnW svKdFDJZgbqUsnHANyjOXxnOtpucCGhqVDPkXMLzIKyrOqxJLvlfBJShsT+UTPPA NjTlDCSLRFzrAUgrcTq/rQOfjNDSVMOxUcwvSfRRfJeVhMZrIHd+RnKxOeIaWESd yXIdaLfgfkAgGJbDx+NnUyZYPsf+dNmqDzPrNsMyoVFeFGdJPE+U+UzsxVYCcZXE wVGE =FJAZ -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
PUT TH3 WHOL3 B4G OF SUG4R 1N 4ND 1 M1GHT CONS1D3R
yIPPEE!
thank you meemaw ❤️
well i aint anything but an enabler here ya go gamgam and dont spend it all in one place oh and get yourself a free hip replacement on me
:33< rip rodger
We will take care pf this Meemaw. Take my gloved hand. #Sanitized #KneeSurgery
drug. THANKS GAMGAM.
:33< thats PAWESOME :33< hi m33maw gamgam!!! :33< anyathpurr in a long line of absomewt smash hit accounts in my book!