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▼hanging up posters...▲ ▼dunno if anyone cares but, any clues so far? at all?▲
THIS *VERY* POSSIBLE CHANCE MAKES ME HOPE THERE'S NEVER A TIME WHEN I HAVE TO FIGHT A TODDLER. OR MULTIPLE.
1 KNOW EXACTLY HOW MANY W1GGLER2 YOU COULD TAKE 1N A F1GHT. 1LL NEVER TELL.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO ANYWAYS, BUT IF I *NEEDED* TO.
CMON MAN YOU JU2T ADM1TTED YOURE TURN1NG 1NTO A W1MP, YOURE GETT1NG YOUR A22 *6EAT*.
"How many toddlers do you think you could take on in hand to hand combat at once? They're not trained in martial arts but they fear neither pain nor death." - @feelinFoxy FROM MY ASK FORM. MANY.
:o) I am very passionate about the subject of... quadrants.
:o) Auspisticism, at its baseline, is a quadrant of calming down those who would enter otherwise unhealthy relationships :o) Usually, this is utilized for the caliginous quadrant pairings but flush is also not unheard of, and I've seen one or two for pale, though that one is VERY uncommon. :o) The general deal is that when two members of the three leaf collide, they may cause problems for themselves or others should they enter into a relationship. :o) Example: :o) Troll A and Troll B wish to enter a caliginous waltz. This would be problematic, as Troll A already has a kismesis, and this would create infidelity- however, the pull of Troll B is merely too much to resist! What is Troll A to do? :o) Enter Troll C, who sees this and decides to mediate between A and B. They prevent the caliginous pair by creating the ashen throuple. Date night activities include talking through feelings, establishing boundaries and engaging in peaceable activities such as movie night discussions and dinner dates. :o) This can be utilized to prevent infidelities, murders and more! :o) Any questions?
Missssss, whoever you are, you inssspire me ssso much.🪻 Consssider me a sssupporter. 🪻
Pyrop3 mom3nt.
1T2 PYROPE T1ME? 1T 2HOULD ALWAY2 6E PYROPE T1ME! WERE L1TERALLY A2P1RAT1ONAL. TAKE YOUR A2P1RAT1ON2 AND TURN THEM TOWARD2 ME!
:33 < more pyropes is nefur a bad thing :33 < the pyropes i m33t are always pawsome!
less meenahmoments by the day we gotta get the economy back up
not 3nough pyrop3z onl1n3!!! h3yyyy!!! >8]
What fresh hell is this...
7H3Y 84NN3D MY FUCK1NG L34GU3 4CC0UN7 7H3Y C4N7 D0 WH47 7H3 FUCK??? 1 D1DN7 D0 4NY7H1NG!!!!
youvve done it. youvve summarized my existence.
...
that makes me feel extremely special thank you.
as much as i lovve spooky portents i like the wway you say thins also so ill take any newws.
1M L1TERALLY ALWAY2 2AY1NG TH12.
Rose has also said " Meow. prr. "
Bars
A2K NOT WHAT 6EFORU2 CAN DO FOR YOU, 6UT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR 6EFORU2. - TROLL JA2ON DERULO
You'll also need a glock. Don't forget that.
You may 8e green 8ut you seem to 8e lacking the green, if you catch my drift.
We Do Not And Yet We Do. Thank You For The Input. Perhaps A Hat Will Help, You Never Know.
No need to worry, I won't ever stay down 8ecause I keep my money up. You wouldn't get it.
Suppose So, To Each Their Own. I Suppose I've Just Spent Far Too Much Time In The Light For My Lifetime.
Nonsense! Everyone especially on Alternia knows that the sun is evil. A killer, even!
I would never want to 8e a slave to the sun.
It's Not Always The Most Pleasant To Be Basked In Light, Sometimes The Darkness That Calls Can Be More Therapeutic.
:33< i gotta do fureak shit always!
She knows how to push my 8uttons really well. This is not a 8ad thing. #suggestive
What's the quo+te? Ah yes. "St+ ready fo+r my arrival, wo+rm."
kind of laughing my MOTHERFUCKING PAINT OFF that these early hours be the beforus brigade all that's missing now IS THE HISS OF A MOTHERFUCKER WHO TEMPTS MY RAGE.
A deep + tho+ro+ugh investigatio+n caped by a dule fo+r dramatic effect.
Hmmmmmmmm. I think I want a vehicle of some kind. Flying is all well and good, 8ut you get the strangest looks.
:33< i am and i cannot ofurstate this enough :33< kitty!
cant post shit without the whole whorehouse swoopin in for a bite
i'm gonna go watch the death of the empire again TRY AND GET MY SOOTHE ON FOR THE RAGE BOILING AT THE CORE OF ME ALL OF A MOTHERFUCKING SUDDEN.
A pleasant kanaya wo+uld also+ respo+nd that way co+ded mo+stly in snark so+ there's truly no+ way aro+und what must be do+ne.
﹏﹏S﹏﹏ ASss you wiSssh! Excited to Ssspeak with you in the future, dear! ﹏﹏S﹏﹏
I tho+ught yo+u wo+uld appreciate the art o+f being o+mino+us but I suppo+se I co+uld be frank with yo+u. There have been several versio+ns o+f yo+u that I have had the pleasure o+f co+nversing with but no+t all were pleasant to+ be aro+und. I'm fielding what kind o+f Kanaya yo+u'll be.
Ho+w fascinating yo+u are.
Yo+ur sapphic yearning do+es no+t go+ unsung.
待って、もうアイコン的存在すぎない！？
W3LL Y34H, DUH.
O+f co+urse, Kanaya. Who+ ever co+uld think o+therwise?
:33< okay cool just making supurr sure
:33< okay so it wasnt #nsfw to mew in nature?
:o) Good evening, dear friends :o) I trust you are all well? :o) It has been some time, no? :o) I apologize for that. :o) What have you been up to in my absence? Is the world still turning where you are? or has everything ceased to be. have the meteors come for you? landed in lawnrings and taken everything with them? :o) You needn't be frightened. The beginning of the end is happening all the time. :o) As is the end of the end. And all that comes before it. :o) Truly the beginning and the end are one in the same. :o) The biggest juju of all, is time itself. :o) Though Time was never really my strong suit, hm? I merely adopted it from my Lord with his guidance. :o) Ah, but listen to me prattle on. The time I have allotted for you draws short. :o) Listen. Do you hear that ticking? The sway of the pendulum from which his Handmaid will step forth and bring all to ruin? Sweet, sweet music... :o) Keep your eyes open, my friends :o) Keep looking behind you.
aight one or two humans are cool TOTAL
I'll be sure to pass this on to any silly little girls I know.
I'm fifty.
The flowers tell you things, but they can't talk. Couldn't be simpler. I truly don't know how silly little girls are even getting confused.
I see. I personally have other sources.
you can have a conversation :)
:33< what if i like talking to them though?
:33< wondpurr who thats about
Why, thank you. You'll find I'm chock full of those.
What did he ever do to you?
Besides, I suppose I won't have to for long.
I've lived with this ambiguity my whole life, I can deal with it.
3 for 3 so far. Let's see if you can pluck another ambiguously-named flower to divine from. It won't be hard - flowers are a common source of human names.
whale i still have my hive apparently but imma go outfit shoppin anemoneway
Why indeed.
Mrrrp?
Has anyone else been experIencIng a weIrd feelIng of ImpendIng doom recently, or Is th@ just me?
:33< thank gog i was worried fur a second
:33< theres women in the world im one of them!
▲damn she's in the next room and i already miss her get back here with our waters soon▼
maybe i SHOULD go mess around in the manor again. set up some pranks.
:33< do mew mea- oh wait nefurmind yeah
:33< that one too!
:33< okay i will :33< im mewsed to that look peopurr look at meow like that all the time
D --> They are attempting to feed me gobbledeegook and nonsense D --> Hoofbeasts cannot fly D --> And they never will
"RYXaare yyou aagainst tthe eempire? bbeing mmutated. aand aall.XYR" "RYXmmutation iis aa bblessing iin ddisguise.XYR" - @archidaePtero FROM MY ASK FORM. I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE. I GUESS I SHOULD BE, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS TO THINK ABOUT THERE THAT I'D REALLY LIKE *NOT* TO THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW. SO FOR NOW THIS IS GOING UNANSWERED. AND OKAY. IF YOU BELIEVE SO.
:33< its also a pretty flowpurr :33< it smells so nice i love it :DD
:33< if i had to guess :33< its something along the lines of roses are purrty flowpurrs and rose is a pretty girl :33< though i suppawse that doesnt always hold true :33< dont s33 many women walking around with the name rafflesia objectively the prettiest flowpurr around
Hey :(.
:33< i dont know but there are women named rose :33< i dont make the rules of why things are the way they are i just know women named rose
:33< the flowpurr or the woman?