The Gardener
@gardenAffiliate
Beforus Kanaya. Just a woman and her flowers. (pfp by maroonidn on tumblr)
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If I Dont Distribute These Vague Ominous Warnings Then Who Will? Its A Necessary Calling
D0 dumbassery-1nduced abduct10ns happen 0ften 0n th1s s1te?
Presumably So At Least I Cant Imagine Theres Many Valid Reasons For An Impromptu Abduction Besides Dumbassery Ones Certainly Never One Ive Seen Here
In News Unrelated To The Tragedy Of One Chittr User Winter Has Arrived Early This Sweep Cease Your Needless But Certainly Valid Worries All Of The Flowers On My Estate Have Been Dressed In Preparation For The Season They Look Adorable
imagining flowers in hats and lil s(arves and that (ertainl7 qualifies for adorable
They Have Little Coats Tailored To Each of Them Provide A Balance Of Weight, Function, And Fashion
Daisy Says: Theres One More Person In Your House Than You Know
No I Do Not Know Who Shes Talking About Flowers Are Notoriously Bad At Names
Let The Stars Show The Way. ♈︎ Time's Arrow Neither Stands Still Nor Reverses; It Merely Marches Forward. ♉︎ Even Now, As You Draw Your Last Breath, You Continue To Defy Me. ♊︎ The Gods Envy Us Because We're Mortal, Because Any Moment May Be Our Last. Everything Is More Beautiful Because We're Doomed. ♋︎ Of All That Is Written, I Love Only What A Person Hath Written With His Blood. Write With Blood, And Thou Wilt Find That Blood Is Spirit. ♌︎ The Heart Remembers What The Mind Forgets. ♍︎ In The End We Are Nothing More Than Love And Space Dust. ♎︎ None But Ourselves Can Free Our Minds. ♏︎ In Light There Is Dark, And In Dark There Is Light. ♐︎ To Be Bitter Is To Attribute Intent And Personality To The Formless, Infinite, Unchanging And Unchangeable Void. ♑︎ Anger Is A Killing Thing, It Kills The Man Who Angers, For Each Rage Leaves Him Less Than He Had Been Before—it Takes Something From Him. ♒︎ Hope Can Bring You Through The Darkest Night. When That Hope Is In An Impossible Dream, It Will Bring Only Despair. ♓︎ Two Roads Diverged In A Wood, And I Took The One Less Traveled By, And That Has Made All The Difference In Life.
Interesting As Someone With A Vested Interest In Hazy Precognition I Must Say This Is Rather Curious Do You Do Parties?
Charming As Always. I Don't Normally, But I Can Make An Exception In This Situation If You Wish To Have My Assistance.
Well Now It May Surprise Your All-Knowing Sensibilities To Figure Out I Throw A Rather Delightful Garden Party Shocking I Know There Were No Clues To Suggest This Obscure Possibility Within Reality But I Do Sincerely Find A Charming Setting Creates The Perfect Atmosphere To Imbibe Soparifics And Gorge On High Calories Treats If You Find Yourself With A Free Moment In The Midst Of Your Cryptic Card Reading And Memory Scrounging You Should Attend One
I Had No Idea, You Have Caught Me Incredibly Off Guard. But Perhaps, I Could Use A Break From Searching, Learning, Sharing, I Am Sure You're Garden Is Lovely. I Will Put Some Time Aside.
Then Ill Have To Invite You On A Nice Day Prepare Yourself Witch Your Day Of Idle Pleasures Approaches
For A Brief Break From Hortignostic Nonsense Ill Offer A Sincere Statement I Admit I Do Feel A Little Intimidated At Times When Compared to Other Ancestors Not Particularly For My Own Sake But I Could See How It Would Be Disheartening To Look And Find Your Supposed Cosmic Signpost Of Destiny Is A Mundane Servant
Perhaps I Should Kill Someone To Spice Up My Reputation "No Officer I Dont Know Where The Owner Of The House Is I Just Work Here" "Yes. The Roses Do Look Beautiful"
▼hanging up posters...▲ ▼dunno if anyone cares but, any clues so far? at all?▲
I Would Like To Offer Assistance Unfortunately The Flowers Are Being Tight-Lipped Today I Wish You Luck
"How many toddlers do you think you could take on in hand to hand combat at once? They're not trained in martial arts but they fear neither pain nor death." - @feelinFoxy FROM MY ASK FORM. MANY.
I Dont Typically Comment On Other Peoples Posts But Because Youve Apparently Honed Your Toddler Brawling Skills In Secrecy Ill Throw This Out There How About We Dont Fight The Toddlers
I WOULDN'T WANT TO ANYWAYS, BUT IF I *NEEDED* TO.
In Case You Get Mistaken For A Toddler And Dragged Into A Toddler Fight Ring
Apparently I'm a green lady
Youre In Her DMs Im In My Garden There Is No Joke
Missssss, whoever you are, you inssspire me ssso much.🪻 Consssider me a sssupporter. 🪻
I Dont Have A Message From The Strawberry Bushes They Dont Possess Any Precognitive Abilities Or Foreboding Messages But They Are Coming In Very Nicely
as much as i lovve spooky portents i like the wway you say thins also so ill take any newws.
Youre In Luck Ive Decided To Break My Lifelong Vow of Silence On This Website Only
that makes me feel extremely special thank you.
Greetings Kanaya's
Lavender Suggests That Deep Rooted Issues Will Fester Soon Try And Address The Problems Now So They Dont Nip You In The Ass Later
Or Dont Im Not Responsible For Your Life
1M L1TERALLY ALWAY2 2AY1NG TH12.
Pruning Is A Process Of Removing Unnecessary Or Unhealthy Aspects From A Plant Interesting Enough Your Think Pan Also Does Something Called Synaptic Pruning Where It Removes Unused Pathways For Example: If You Stop Playing An Instrument For Sweeps Your Brain Will Actually Remove The Pathways Dedicated To This Talent While Happiness Is A Chemical Reaction The Pursuit Of Happiness Is Very Much A Pathway Have You Stopped Pursuing Happiness So Long Your Brain Has Pruned Away That Pathway
This Is A Long-Winded Way To Say Some Of You Are Quite Pitiful
How Nice It Would Be To Be A Flower And Live By The Suns Light
It's Not Always The Most Pleasant To Be Basked In Light, Sometimes The Darkness That Calls Can Be More Therapeutic.
In My Experience I Find Myself Drawn To The Former Besides It Would Offer Me More Similarities To My Dearies
Suppose So, To Each Their Own. I Suppose I've Just Spent Far Too Much Time In The Light For My Lifetime.
I See I Would Offer Matronizing Advice But I Dont Feel We Know Each Other For Sincere Condescending Advice And Instead Ill Fall Back Onto Insincere Condescending Advice Have You Tried Wearing A Hat?
We Do Not And Yet We Do. Thank You For The Input. Perhaps A Hat Will Help, You Never Know.