The Gardener
@gardenAffiliate
Beforus Kanaya. Just a woman and her flowers. (pfp by maroonidn on tumblr)
For A Brief Break From Hortignostic Nonsense Ill Offer A Sincere Statement I Admit I Do Feel A Little Intimidated At Times When Compared to Other Ancestors Not Particularly For My Own Sake But I Could See How It Would Be Disheartening To Look And Find Your Supposed Cosmic Signpost Of Destiny Is A Mundane Servant
Perhaps I Should Kill Someone To Spice Up My Reputation "No Officer I Dont Know Where The Owner Of The House Is I Just Work Here" "Yes. The Roses Do Look Beautiful"
▼hanging up posters...▲ ▼dunno if anyone cares but, any clues so far? at all?▲
I Would Like To Offer Assistance Unfortunately The Flowers Are Being Tight-Lipped Today I Wish You Luck
"How many toddlers do you think you could take on in hand to hand combat at once? They're not trained in martial arts but they fear neither pain nor death." - @feelinFoxy FROM MY ASK FORM. MANY.
I Dont Typically Comment On Other Peoples Posts But Because Youve Apparently Honed Your Toddler Brawling Skills In Secrecy Ill Throw This Out There How About We Dont Fight The Toddlers
I WOULDN'T WANT TO ANYWAYS, BUT IF I *NEEDED* TO.
In Case You Get Mistaken For A Toddler And Dragged Into A Toddler Fight Ring
Apparently I'm a green lady
Youre In Her DMs Im In My Garden There Is No Joke
Missssss, whoever you are, you inssspire me ssso much.🪻 Consssider me a sssupporter. 🪻
I Dont Have A Message From The Strawberry Bushes They Dont Possess Any Precognitive Abilities Or Foreboding Messages But They Are Coming In Very Nicely
as much as i lovve spooky portents i like the wway you say thins also so ill take any newws.
Youre In Luck Ive Decided To Break My Lifelong Vow of Silence On This Website Only
that makes me feel extremely special thank you.
Greetings Kanaya's
Lavender Suggests That Deep Rooted Issues Will Fester Soon Try And Address The Problems Now So They Dont Nip You In The Ass Later
1M L1TERALLY ALWAY2 2AY1NG TH12.
Pruning Is A Process Of Removing Unnecessary Or Unhealthy Aspects From A Plant Interesting Enough Your Think Pan Also Does Something Called Synaptic Pruning Where It Removes Unused Pathways For Example: If You Stop Playing An Instrument For Sweeps Your Brain Will Actually Remove The Pathways Dedicated To This Talent While Happiness Is A Chemical Reaction The Pursuit Of Happiness Is Very Much A Pathway Have You Stopped Pursuing Happiness So Long Your Brain Has Pruned Away That Pathway
This Is A Long-Winded Way To Say Some Of You Are Quite Pitiful
How Nice It Would Be To Be A Flower And Live By The Suns Light
Nonsense! Everyone especially on Alternia knows that the sun is evil. A killer, even!
Suppose So, To Each Their Own. I Suppose I've Just Spent Far Too Much Time In The Light For My Lifetime.
No need to worry, I won't ever stay down 8ecause I keep my money up. You wouldn't get it.
I See I Would Offer Matronizing Advice But I Dont Feel We Know Each Other For Sincere Condescending Advice And Instead Ill Fall Back Onto Insincere Condescending Advice Have You Tried Wearing A Hat?
We Do Not And Yet We Do. Thank You For The Input. Perhaps A Hat Will Help, You Never Know.
You may 8e green 8ut you seem to 8e lacking the green, if you catch my drift.
The Bushes Look So Dapper In Their Winterwear My Handsome Girls
:33< mew k33p saying its wintpurr :33< its sumpurr where i am right nyow so its kinda crazy that its wintpurr fur mew! :33< its like 12th peregr33 in midsumpurrperegr33
Its Currently Fall For Me Actually But Its Never Too Early To Prep For Your Children