♦ pitied by @gardeningGirl
I think theyre pretty good at sticking themselves in holes already #nsfw
Damn girl, your ass is so fat is makes me get distracted and vwalk into a stop sign! Based on true evwents #suggestivwe

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>>Junior Granted Me My Badges Just Yesterday.<<

true can we slime him

me when the stove smfh

hhouughh sobsob hic snifff sobsob
people think im stupid and i am stupid
IT'S FINE THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW, BUT THEY'RE NOT AS STURDY, AND YOU CAN EASILY TWIST YOUR ANKLE OR FALL IN THEM.
ALSO, NOT WORK SAFE. I HAVE WORK-APPROVED BOOTS AND SHOES. THERE'S NO REASON TO COMPROMISE MY SAFETY FOR A FEW INCHES OF CONFIDENCE.
THANKS. I WOULD KILL TO BE AT LEAST 5'8" THOUGH.

wheres it going
...tryin' to work up the Courage to show my faCe at a pu6liC event after all the shit i 6een postin' lately and i gotta admit, that's a lot harder than i thought it'd 6e.

please im so hungry

attempting to operate the stove unsupervised if you dont hear from me again assume i burned the house down and ran away to start a new life under a new name

ark?
8=l < At the end of the night we're all meant to be eaten

Oh nonsense! It'll be fine if the lad has a tiny sip nothing more.

I say let the lad havwe a sip, it's nevwer to early for a good drink. #substance

getting settled in the hole i dug myself into ghosted? no im hibernating see you in the spring

just trying to follow through on what we talked about

this might be a problem
kehehe! still got nothin' on you! >◡o

okay time to stay up until like 3am and work on my research im going to need an houuurrr long stress relief after this

did i decline in quality as a dave im feeling gaslit by the universe damn

the pile doesnt stop getting taller
8=l < Not to say something radically life changing here 8=l < But I've neighver carved a pumpkin

and with the creepy mirror that watches you when you sleep i think im halfway through the treasure hunt list

must be some paradox type of shit. i dont really give a fuck.
did you know in 1958 the USA tried to NUKE the moon?

need to start putting my phone on the other side of the room when i sleep goddamn

? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME

im taking the other omegavwerse quiz against my better judgement but i just remembered one meulin (my tl) shovwed me once so sharing that one too. https://vwvwwvquotevwcom/quiz/15192538/Accurate-Omegavwerse-Quiz-100-Guarantee

hows the matesprit situation?

:33< mewre welclawme~ :33< *the mighty huntress blows mew a kiss*
well. mail won't deliver itself. see y'all soon. hopefully i'll 6e less of a mopey 6itCh next time i show up.

:33< and? :33< do mew nyat like dirty? :33< cant relate

:33< sorry did mew nyat like the hole?

:33< *the mighty huntress steals mewre microwave and repurrlaces it with a doodle of a microwave mew are none the wisepurr*

i dont understand her.

sick and for once im not just talking about how awesome i am

wouldnt it be fucked if all the god tiers stayed at the same age they leveled up as and we only got older every time we died until were super fucking old and get caught in a cycle of dying constantly from old age over and over #death #iamfeelingthecoldmedicine #substance

the race between gummy bears and Nesté Crunch was tied in the end, so my deciding vote goes for Crunch. Next up: Whoppers (red reacts) VS. Butterfinger (black reacts) #candybrawl

looking at that is making it worse actually. think im gonna go.

i dunno. so tired the dog is gone!
They don't know I'm about to stab them.

Eyes are up here, Miss Harls

man it can be so weird to occasionally have disproportionate reactions to little things. normally im just chillin so nearly losing my cool in the kitchen over a singular question wasnt expected for anyone involved there haha

this is my pokemon movies tier list as of now. check replies for more info on my rankings. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/373e3d878ac4.png
(( never blocked an account so quickly jesus

yeah!!! yeah you're right!!! fuck dave!!
aw hell, don't make me figure out a way t'get over there and stand guard or somethin'! ^◡^
only may6e??

𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… ▓▒░ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐌 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 ░▒▓ [NOTIFICATIONS: 4] [MESSAGES: 3] [CREW COUNT: 11] [STATIC: 6%] █ Okayyy lets see if its any busier now. █ Which is to say; I got bored again.

B33 < mew okay

morning

print("rise + grind")

c< gOOd NigHt! >c

im bored post faster

nvm bye

I wouldn’t know.

Do You Need Anything?

dave calls it a "total granny game" :(

aww

thii2 ii2 the oppo2iite of what kiind of re2pon2e ii'd receiive.
NO MOR3 M41DC4F3 FOR TH1S L4DY H3R3 SH3’S B33N B4NN3D FOR L1F3 4ND NOW H4S TO WORK 4 US3L3SS OFF1C3 JOB FOR TH3 R3ST OF H3R M1S3R4BL3 L1F3

no offense but people take things seriously right off the bat a lot

In a race that was rather amusing to watch unfold, Airheads comes out on top of Heath Bar, advancing to the next stage. For this next matchup we have: Circus peanuts (Red reacts) VS. Snickers (black reacts)

Leg cramp.

fuck everything i give up

that explains the creepy guys

whatre you bartering over

:33< what kinda icky? :33< tummy ache sore throat headache?

:33< whats the meowtpurr?
I'M BARELY EVER AROUND, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NOTICE IF I VANISHED. ANYWAYS, I'M JUST BEING DRAMATIC. I'LL BE FINE.
...i could hold you, though i'm unsure how comfortable it would be....

Huh. How come?
PAN ACHE SO SPLITTING ITS PRACTICALLY A DEEP, CAVERNOUS CREVASSE CRACKED THROUGH THE FULL EXPANSE OF MY HEAD. NOT EVEN NSAIDS CAN FIX THIS. I THINK I JUST NEED TO BE TAKEN OUT BACK AND PUT DOWN LIKE A LAME HOOFBEAST.

B:(( < damn B33 < did they at least give you a cool sticker fur your trouble

oh no its happening to you too

I hear things.

Has anyone else who dreamed on Derse dreaded going to sleep, or is it just me?

HM.

where and why and how tf

Not with that attitude

🐕👻???
NO MORE DAVES. PLEASE. I DON'T EVEN WANT THE ONE I CURRENTLY HAVE.

(°. #fucky𖦹urselfm𖦹nday .°) (°. #cw-suicide .°)

Well I Hope The Rest Of Your Day Continues Like That

It Is Isn't It?

...i often want to offer to help people. from big things like killing a threat, to small things like an illness to heal with magic. but my bullshit power levels are an inherent risk. so i end up just staying silent most of the time while the thoughts of "i can help" gnaw away at me as i do nothing to help. there are people better suited to helping others, but it still leaves me feeling. useless. i guess. perhaps even now part of me is still looking for... "purpose". which i suppose i do have as the defender of this planet, but. nothing much ever actually happens here.

DOES ANYONE EVEN HAVE A FLUSH CRUSH THESE DAYS? OR ITS JUST A PAIL AND BAIL SITUATION THESE DAYS? #NSFW

missy??? ♥♦♣♠

i got six problems and five of them are heads
:33 < i struggle on all the thangs beclaws i am too small

:33< *the mighty huntress falls ofur to reveal she has b33n a cardboard cutout this whole time*
sometimes. some people are better off. eating the curb. #violence. i guess.

I THINK HE DESERVES MORE.. #VAGUEPOST
i don't think you realize how obsessed i get with my soundtrack playlist. :p
i am currently looking at my full playlist of all my music, almost everything soundtracks, and wondering how i didn't hear a piece of music from 2010. :p
i want you to know, i'm google to try to figure what you are talking about.

not a tea guy but i preciate the offer

thanks jade maybe

yeah some real shit ones tbh but its cool

woke up like three times but thats normal

imaginary foes meet the radioactive derringer this definitely doesnt have splash damage or any negative side effects at all

it's over, it's over!! i'm SOOOO gonna look like a total clown. go away, you're all blocked 5ever. my career is over.

:33 < i stepped in somewthing wet...

ok anyway

when's that guy gonna realize he doesn't actually represent his entire species?

UYGGGGHH....,...... 8L33RRGGG,........,,..
8=l < Heavy 8=l < Don't tend to finish one in one sitting
/.engagement.bait.\
8=l < I have smoked cigars befoal...

fuck yeah another one

what.

what.

its a little traumatizing i was thinking more like a cartoon villain kind of deal like i clock out at my government job and then go play looney tunes with the locals

uh yeah i was kind of skirting around that sorry

▲yeah im just glad im not considered a part of that crowd▼

aw fuck foot cramp

idk whats up w the old friends if theyre like passed on or just not around but on god were gonna get you some new friends miss harls also the day idgaf about a jade harley in distress is the day theyve finally replaced me with an unthinking unfeeling hyper realistic copy ok

heres the thing imma give you the low down on the struggle bus thing you ready? the struggle literally doesnt care if you have a reason or not the struggle gonna hit you at some point or another regardless so you might as well make the struggle easier by letting your friends help you speaking as another dave here dave wouldnt want you to struggle alone man

now i literally didnt say any of that i just meant that like its uncharitable to assume they dont care and that you should reach out when youre struggling a shared burden is half a burden after all

i think its a bit more complicated that that usually i dont think its that people dont care i think its just that sometimes everyone gets so caught up in trying to deal with their own shit that its hard to notice when someone else is also in the deep water and we spend so much time being conditioned to never burden anyone with our bullshit that we just never learn to reach out so theres no way to let them know either im sure your friends love you a lot miss harls and its okay to let them know you need them sometimes theyre not gonna hate you for it
I can be the biggest asshole right now butttttttt These people don't actually fully deserve it.
people keep saying that, but i think theyre the weird ones. :/

>-8==— oh goodness >-8==— i might have overbooked myself

𑄝 chattt. GIRL WTTTF IS A "HUMAN" AND WHO TTTHE FUCK ARE TTTHESE PEOPLE YALL ARE TTTALKING ABOUTTT ALL TTTHE TTTIME??? WHO TTTHE HELL IS "KARKATTT"!!!!!! rwar. ੭

shift is over.... off to play lairs and lusii! hopefully the session guardian doesn't do that again...
:(

God damn I've been feeling tired all damn day, maybe I need more coffee or some coke in my system to give me a little pep in my step. #Substance
I'm just better then 99% of you here I think.
777 < @7hermi7eAccep7or 777 < hello did i upse7 you :(

wait when are you getting married and to who

In the hum★n version of golf, you ★ren't ★llowed to be★t e★ch other with the clubs. Odd isn't it?

never you fuckin forget that uranium canot be spelled without "yummy"

personally i like apples. sucks they are all wrapped up in that yellow shell.
UH HUH. NAME ONE THING. AND DON'T MAKE IT ANYTHING SACCHARINE AND CORNY.
I THINK I LOG IN AT THE WORST TIMES. LITERALLY EVERY TIME I'M HERE I SEE EITHER SOME GODAWFUL CONVERSATION TOPIC THAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD EVER EVEN WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN, A MIND-NUMBINGLY OBNOXIOUS AND SHALLOW TREND, OR MY EX WHO WANTS ME DEAD. I CAN'T WIN.

B33 < whats the current topic B33 < i zoned out so hard rn mew wouldnt believe
Went to a convention. It's a shame kids these days won't know the beauty in a good katana.
...even if i had nipples, it wouldn't matter. i can just peel them off....

I cant post my nipples :::(
that's why i shared it! :D
@arsenicCatnaps those are some really strong feelings there!
wait is this what good dogs do?
hey wait no dont
i would prefer if you didn't, and i will run away.
you're probably right!
well i don't want anyone feeling normal about it.
omg what do you mean
oh
a new challenger has entered the ring!!!
@uprootedGarden that's what we're looking for!!!
@empyreansApothehosis we have another winner! come on down!!!
i can't stress how much you guys just blew up my notifications. and this is after replying to a bunch of stuff.
help equius found me.
does anyone else have bluetooth headphones that just decide to turn off sometimes the hype for this was always bullshit im grabbing a headphone jack man
...i am supposed to ask subjects to consent to being studied, aren't i....

oh, it felt just lIkE vAcatiOn 'til i slAughterEd my body.














