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por.
wom3n. th4ts 4ll. >8]
yeah, i knowv. i wvouldn't mind a jacket. make sure it fits my huge muscles.
i'm a vwvisual learner can you explain? sorry i need some help.
Everyo+ne's so+ creative. #WeListenAndWeDo+ntJudge
vwell, thanks for havwing me i guess. see you some other time. #happytobenearyoubutnotthatguy
porrim, as much as i lovwe vwhen you ping me and that youre supportivwe of my lovwing matespritship. i vwould rather not havwe my name all ovwer this piece of filths spank bank material for the mentally unvwell. #nsfwv #ihatethisguymorethantherest #vwerespectvwomeninthishousenotthatguy
Thank yo+u, Po+rrim. Yo+ur o+pinio+n means a lo+t to+ me. :) I'd certainly ho+pe there isn't a #Wo+rstCro+nus than the o+ne who+ writes a lengthy ho+w-to+ guide o+n sleeping with vario+us alternates o+f wo+men he kno+ws, but... unfo+rtunately, I wo+uldn't be surprised.
#CAGTTL #NSFW #Feminism #ReaderBeware @aeneasCaldarium O+f my o+wn acco+rd, and entirely unrelated to+ any co+nversatio+n that might have taken place earlier, I decided to+ check o+ut yo+ur little entry o+n Po+rrim in yo+ur guide. I have to+ hand it to+ yo+u. It's hilario+us. Perhaps I've underestimated yo+ur co+medic genius all these sweeps. Let's dissect it paragraph by paragraph, shall we? "perfect lay, ultimate catch, intimidating": Thank yo+u. "fake feminist": Meh. Certainly inaccurate, but no+thing I haven't heard befo+re. The perfo+rmatively wo+ke male's favo+rite talking po+int is the no+tio+n that a wo+man isn't a "real" feminist unless she "pro+ves" herself to+ him, thereby o+beying his whims under the guise o+f asserting her o+wn auto+no+my. Nice try, but I have precio+us little to+ pro+ve to+ yo+u. "a po+rr that just sleeps aro+und uniro+nically, unthinking, do+esnt care": Is this really a "win", to+ sleep with so+meo+ne who+ cares so+ little fo+r yo+u she might as well be treating yo+u less like a perso+n and mo+re like a sex to+y? I suppo+se that's a turn o+n fo+r so+me peo+ple, and indeed, fo+r so+me Po+rrims. Let yo+ur freak flags fly. Admittedly, this paragraph makes me a little pro+ud, to+ kno+w that the majo+rity o+f Po+rrims yo+u meet, assuming in go+o+d faith that yo+ur experiences are true to+ reality, do+n't pass up the o+ppo+rtunity fo+r a go+o+d debate. I've met my fair share o+f mes who+ burnt their last bra millennia ago+, and the rare me who+'s never burnt a bra in her life, but I'm happy to+ kno+w mo+st o+f us are still fighting the go+o+d fight. Mo+re tro+lls really sho+uld kno+w that the way to+ this gal's heart is no+t just thro+ugh salivating o+ver her rumblespheres but thro+ugh spirited discussio+n. Big brains are sexy, unf. The fo+llo+wing two+ paragraphs are, again, the perfo+rmatively wo+ke male's favo+rite talking po+int. Who+ gives a damn what the wo+man says, what she thinks, what she feels? Her existence, her experiences, her mo+rals are no+thing but fo+dder fo+r a man's sexual pleasure. Making the feminist submit to+ a big mean man is the ultimate go+tcha. Yawn. Aren't yo+u tired? I kno+w I am. There is such an o+bsessio+n with "o+wning" feminists, bo+th in the sense o+f being made the fo+o+l and in the sense o+f po+ssessio+n, as if the ultimate humiliatio+n fo+r a wo+man is to+ remind her "o+f her place". They see the existence o+f a stro+ng-willed wo+man rallying against the patriarchy as a threat to+ their o+wn life, because they kno+w o+n so+me level that what men-as-a-class have do+ne and co+ntinue to+ do+ to+ wo+men-as-a-class is wro+ng. It's shameful. It's debasing. They think if they can sho+ve that bitch back into+ the dirt where she belo+ngs, the patriarchy is safe, and they can maintain their privileges witho+ut fear o+f retributio+n. To+ any feminists reading this, I say keep it up. That he go+es to+ such lengths to+ tear yo+u do+wn means he's terrified o+f yo+u and what yo+u believe in. Go+o+d. Keep it that way. The thing this type o+f argument is missing when it co+mes to+ the respiteblo+ck, ho+wever, is that there is in fact no+thing inherently antifeminist abo+ut a wo+man sexually submitting to+ a man. Sho+cker, I kno+w. If yo+u'd o+nly speak to+ the Po+rrims yo+u kno+w, yo+u'd find that a lo+t o+f them aren't the spo+o+ky do+minatrices yo+u think they are. A lo+t o+f wo+men - yes, including that shrieking feminist harpy yo+u lo+ve to+ belittle - are happy to+ be submissives. O+ne o+f these days, yo+u o+ught to+ try speaking to+ them like a real tro+ll and no+t a sex o+bject to+ be bro+ken. Ah, but I guess a genuine co+nnectio+n with the perso+n yo+u're sleeping with isn't nearly as fun as emo+tio+nal manipulatio+n. Silly girl. Anyway, I do+n't anticipate any Cro+nuses to+ have read this far. He's pro+bably skipped to+ the bo+tto+m where I o+ffer my o+pinio+n o+n his o+pinio+n o+f my rating. Eh. No+ no+tes. I'll take the co+mpliment.
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I am welc9ming all t9 share s9mething they have acc9mplished t9day/t9night. 6ig 9r small it is w9rthy 9f cele6rati9n. TW: #SmallVict9ries #6igAchivements #P9sitivity
I am 6ewildered 6y the idea I cann9t 6e funny. I am very funny. Thank y9u f9r the ackn9wledgement. TW: #C9medy #Praise #SelfHype
DO YOU PEOPLE DO NOTHING BUT HORNY POST. AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO PAIL PEOPLE.?! #NSFW. #SUGGESTIVE.
PULLING AN ‘ALL NIGHTER’ AS HUMANS SAY. AS I’VE GOT NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO FUCKING DO IN THIS HIVE. AND ALSO DECIDED TO INSTALL THIS APP BECAUSE OF IT.
Rainbow drinkers are really hot.
shovwed up to the #meenradiabeachparty and porrim convwinced me to enter the vwrestling match so i did. ended up vwrestling sylink and hal. somehowv i managed to vwin, then meenah entered the ring. i put up a good fight but still lost against her, then to my surprise i vwon a mega yacht! this is the second best night of my life besides meeting my matesprit. #ivwon #idontevwenknovwhowv
this is a bit dont take it searious but what if i cod a coverup tat for reel
7ul4 h45 h4d fr33 r31gn on 7h3 #7h1r577r4p ch1775 5o 1 d3c1d3d 7o 5n34k 4 p1c wh1l3 7ry1ng on f175 poj4m h4d m3 7ry1ng on 7o c3l3br473 7h3 51CK 5UCC355 of my r3cov3ry 8P #n5fw? h77p5://cdn.1mgch357.com/f1l35/1410254cb40c.png @gn4rlyCon5ol157 @g3n3rou54dju7r1x
The last thing parado+x space needs is ano+ther po+dcast.
(^･ω･^) < I WAS SEARCHING TROOGLE AND FOUND THIS, KURZORZ IS THAT YOU??? @tacticalCahoots https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/23aa4d50943d.png
i wwant people to wwant me like they apparently wwant evveryone else on this site #nsfw sorta
if i am honest, you are trying to make a toxic envwironment for men due to lack of actual knowvledge and precedence, yes vwe do livwe in a matriarchal system, hovwevwer, you dont seem to understand the amount of freedom you all havwe more so than other caste-systems. especially the other cronus, he has vway more advwantages than the avwerage guy and hes still doing this podcast, if anything the biggest issue is not the gender differences but the caste-system as a vwhole. if you actually look for male-centered spaces you can find plenty more if you actually look, if anything you are not searching hard enough, i digress if you really vwant to be positivwe make a real support group for mens rights and then activwely help that vway, i do not see this going dowvn vwell through a podcast. #opression #castesystem #toxic #podcast #masculinity
i agree! i think theres no point in turning people against each other since realistically were all equal in my opinion! but im excited to spend more time with you!! maybe we can look through some human memories to find more fun clothes to wear! :)
thanks babe, im just doing my part as an activwist for all rights. vwe cant let the caste-system bog us dowvn and turn the genders against each other, anyvway, i dont mind making rounds vwith you as a guide in the future.
im proud to say iwve learned my lesson and im fully rehab- yes, im saying it, get that gun outta my face! ivwe learned my lesson and vwill nevwer... wvhat vwas it i did again? ovwwv, fuck, cmon, break a fevw more ribs vwhy dontcha?! vwait, no, that vwasnt an invwitation, please, stop, im just a boy- #vwiolence #statewviolence
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(( THEY'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY
// I almost never go OOC but the JAIL BARS are SENDING ME
(( Just so you all know, I am dying now and trying not to cause noise complaints from the neighbors from how horrendously loud I am laughing ))
☆ what a horrible night to have eyes Khrist☆
W3 GOT H1M. 1 R3P34T W3 GOT H1M.
Time to soak in the a8lution trap for a sweep. I am soooooooo sore.
(^･ω･^) < I THINK HE N33DS PROFESSIONAL HELP!!!
Okay what the hell was even that.
I was going to ask if he was okay. Then I reallized I do not care.
(^･ω･^) < YOU DON'T DESERVE HER!
We really do+n't need to+ say #dashwatching. We are all talking abo+ut the same guy.
Don't worry, 3v3ryon3. 1'm on my w4y to 4rr3st h1m. Th4nk m3 l4t3r.
(^･ω･^) < I THINK I GET MORE BITCHES THEN CRONUS!!! #MOREBITCHES #SHIPCOURSE
wok3 up f33l1ng sup3r p3nt up. gott4 b3 som3th1ng 1n th3 w4t3r 1 th1nk. th1s 1s why h4t3r4d3 1s th3 b3st. #nsfw
h4ppy 3gg d4y!! #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/72451f5d4770.png (m4d3 by m3)
You Are Absolutely Right About The Pillows I Will Have To Try This Method Of Remedy As Soon As I Can
I'm turning in fo+r the day. To+ mo+st o+f yo+u: go+o+d wo+rk with yo+ur lines. To+ the rest: maybe fo+cus yo+ur attentio+n o+n o+ther appro+aches.
1 c4n b3 your f4vor1t3 l3g3nd4ry mount. #nsfw
AFRAID OF, tHE SKY? OR MAYBE, fRIENDLY OF, tHE GROUND }:)
not 3v3n gonn4 d34l w/ #th4t #str1d3r to b3 hon3st. >8P
I Think You Would Do Best By Taking More Time For Yourself To Practice Specific And Intentional Self Care
Do Not That This Will Not Be Based On What You Want To Hear But What You Must Hear
Im Kind Of Bored So Since I Have Been Relieved Of My Duties For The Forgoing Please Respond To This Post And I Will Dispense A Mote Of Advice Specifically Tailored To Your Most Glaringly Apparent Needs
And Also I Could Not Text Back Contemporaneously As My Hands Were Filled With Grubs
...........1 w1ll b3 d3l3t1ng th1s 1n 24 hours. >;] [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/9c6b7903d3ff.png #nsfw
if there are any rainbowdrinkers on the timeline who would be willing to share their experience i have some questions regarding some rumors and in order to provide the most accurate portrayal in my fictions i would like to have these tropes either confirmed or denied thank you ^0^ (tags: rainbowdrinker, venom, arousal venom, blood color taste, flesh temperature, retracting fangs, anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
its a huge year for people who love whimpering men. #nsfw
STARING WITH BIG FUCKING EYES, TAIL WAGGING, HAND ON CHIN
[1N53R7 D33P 3M0710N4L C4P710N H3R3] H77P5://CDN.1MGCH357.C0M/F1L35/98658D161541.PNG
wok3 up f33l1ng out of th1s world. 4lmost l1k3 1 4m. h1t up my DMz for r4d w4yz to b3 l1k3 m3.
wh4t th3 h3ll 4r3 you on 4bout?
boooooo!!!
(^･ω･^) < I SPENT MY ENTIRE NIGHT MAKING SURE HE LOOKED GOOD IN THE MAID OUTFIT!!!!!!!!!
th1s 1s 4w3som3!!!
Hmm. Dont like this!
(^･ω･^) < I WILL BE TIRELESSLY GRINDING OUT MORE SHIPCOURSE I STILL N33D TO DRAW!!!
@aeneasCaldarium (^･ω･^) < I MADE THE SHIPPING ART WITH ME AND YOU!!! AS REQUESTED!!! I PUT YOU IN A MAID OUTFIT BECAUSE YOU DID NOT SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF SHIP DYNAMIC!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b3a68eb4b9.PNG #shipcourse #shipping #maidoutfit
I do not 8elieve I have encountered any of our ancestors here. I am not entirely certain that I wish to, either. Though the prospect of learning more a8out 8eforan history is undenia8ly appealing. I would hope that you were a8le to illumin8te around myself with ease. It is something I can offer in a8undance, after all, I am the Sylph of it!
Cali8orn is the seagulls out of all the avian species.
Greetings, Porrim! It is pleasant to see another 8eforan a8out. I am not surprised that you prefer 8oth, the mornings do lend themselves wonderfully to some 'light' reading!
up 3v3ry d4y. 4ll d4y. >8]
:o) The early clown catches The Rankmaid I think is how the saying goes.
Good morning, everyone. Are you early 8irds or l8te sleepers?
twelve s star men. w what a load of c crap. im m makin a new group. twenty-four star w women. how a about that huh
cant be that good can it
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BEDS FUCK HARD. THAT'S WHY I FLOODED MY HIVE WITH BEANBAGS. COMFY AS SHIT EVEN IF I STILL CRAWL INTO THE CUPE AT THE END OF THE DAY.
i got bored here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df3492212721.png
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/8eea59888e1d6b047732217cc0f9f6e8a38ebeec.jpg #nsfw Posting this solely for the purpose stated on my previous chitt. Also, new little number that I bought. Thoughts?
1'M 4LR34DY H3R3
Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you. #nsfw
Hi, everyone! Most of my friends are already on here, so I figured I should join as well. I have a strawpage that you can ask questions to! (I'd love to provide an answer to whatever question you have.) anchoredglow.straw.page
:o) Hands tracing along your chitinous shell :o) Your fangs find purchase in my neck :o) Hips rocking against one another. :o) You betray little emotion. But I'm just as stoic :o) We need only express through our bodies #nsfw #trollxcarapacian
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obvz both!! >8] r1ght b4ck 4tch4.
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We need to get the Doc's banned. FrFR.
(^･ω･^) < CAN I HAVE SOME CRUEL AID TOO!!! ALSO THIS IS SO PALE I'M SQU333333333ING!!! #SQ333333333
Why, yes, I d9 like the same flav9rs 9f Cruel Aid, and I am quite flattered that y9u remem6ered. 9ne last request, if y9u w9uldn't mind: c9uld y9u als9 6ring th9se cups with the p9lka d9ts 9n them? I think their 6right, multic9l9red designs sh9uld pr9m9te harm9ny am9ng the diverse audience this event is sure t9 6ring, and they happen t9 6e my fav9rite.
Leave me 9ut 9f it unless y9u want t9 get y9ur shipc9urse presentati9n privileges rev9ked.
Re: pickles, it came t9 mind first 6ecause I ate 9ne 9n accident earlier this evening. I specifically and repeatedly asked f9r my gru66urger with9ut pickles 6ecause I d9n't like h9w they taste 9r h9w they feel 6etween my teeth, 6ut wh9ever was in charge 9f putting the 9rders t9gether clearly missed the mem9. I meant t9 make a p9st earlier a69ut the imp9rtance 9f heeding 9ne's dietary needs f9ll9wing the incident 6ut w9und up t99 pre9ccupied t9 circle 6ack t9 it. Re: my fav9rite gru6l9af, yes please.
If y9u feel it w9uld 6e educati9nal, then sure, we can add #shipc9urse t9 the itinerary. I trust that y9u will remem6er t9 tag any and all pr96lematic c9ntent acc9rdingly.
(^･ω･^) < GOING TO WRITE DOWN PORKRI PALE DURRING THE SEMINAR!!! #SHIPCOURSE
That's w9nderful, P9rrim, thank y9u. Remem6er t9 keep in mind dietary restricti9ns. Like n9 pickles.
#Vi9lentImagery aside, this is exactly why we need t9 6e cultivating the literacy skills 9f the Chittr6ase. They need t9 6e educated 9n a wide variety 9f incredi6ly imp9rtant t9pics, 6ut first, there evidently needs t9 6e a f9undati9nal class 9r tw9 t9 make sure they even can understand said t9pics in the first place.
(^･ω･^) < MOG MOGMOGMOGMOGOMGMGO!!! FOOOOOOOOOD!!! THANK YOU PORRIM!!!
Y9ur c9ncern is appreciated, 6ut 69rdering a 6it t99 cl9sely t9 pale f9r my taste. Please refrain fr9m making similar c9mments t9 me in the future.
(^･ω･^) < WILL THERE BE FOOD AND CAN I WRITE ABOUT MY SHIPCOURSE!!!???
Given the t9pic at hand, I will try t9 keep this Chitt 6rief: If I held a seminar t9 impr9ve the reading c9mprehensi9n skills 9f the wider Chittr c9mmunity, h9w many 9f y9u w9uld 6e interested? If y9u are, please quadreact t9 this p9st in whichever way y9u're m9st c9mf9rta6le with.
~fascinating little buggers lol
You Are Always So Supportive
(^･ω･^) < SO BEFORE I DO MORE SHIPCOURSE SHOULD I START DRAWING SHIPS AND SHIPCOURSE!!!!!!!!! ALSO WHAT SHIPCOURSE SHOULD I DRAW!!! #shipcourse #drawing #mog
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Goodnight! 😉🍷 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6fbeb2c54ec7.jpeg
aiight now my pride is wounded somebody kiss me better
grl 1'mm4 h1t you up w4y soon3r th4n you th1nk so k33p your lookglob3z OUT FOR M3 1n yo DMz 1f th3y 41n't full. 'k4y?? >8;]
who444 p4ych3ck!! 4ll up 1n th3 b4k1n' h1zz-1v3!!! l3t's fr34k1ng g3t 1t.
por-y4mz!!! 1'v3 b33n W41T1NG for us to h4ng out!!!
i got you gill imma get a fresh puffcake baked up just for ya
4nyon3 got som3 grub th3y c4n sl1d3 my w4y 4nd 1'll l1k3... g1v3 you som3th1ng too?? 4ll 1 got 1s 4 p4ck of skr1tt3rz, grubbl3gum, 4nd som3 sod4!!! l3t'z tr4d3.
Meat wrench.
♰ tool, shaft, member, trollhood, etc. #nsfw ♰
Cock. Dick. Most of the other ones get real cheesy when it comes to human penises. #nsfw
Peter johnson. The untameable trouser snake. #nsfw
DOES DICKS WORK? #nsfw
could you provide me with other words for bulge, human bulge, leprechaun bulge, dersite bulge, carapacian bulge? i would like to expand my vocabulary to be better with writing cross species ^0^ preferably words you would be intrigued or aroused to see in a piece of erotic fiction! serious answers only please (tags: bulge, humanbulge, anatomy, alien species anatomy, alien anatomy, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: E)
YOU MIGHT BE F TIER. I THINK IM S+
what's hotter than a punch to the face? #nsfwe #violence
♠ bite to the neck but one H♠RD enough to rip off some flesh ♠nd t♠ste blood lm♠oooo >:)
SOMEONE PICK ME UP IM SCARED.
you g3t m3!! 1f only 1 could h1gh-f1v3 you thru th3 scr33n!
Y34HHH!! m4k3 1t 4bund4ntly l4rg3 for m3 s1nc3 y'know. st4rv1ng.
#forcefem all guys
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/6/6ea897efa504202a79e86b9d0ad4f36e52106e73.gif Happy hump day. #humpday #nsfw
i'm actually an #alpha y0u just have t0 ign0re the severe depressi0n and the bip0lar and the anxiety and the mild brain damage and the chr0nic pain and the 0cd intrusive th0ughts and the way sunlight makes me sneeze s0metimes.
ENOUGH FEMBOYS, START TAKING ESTROGEN NOW. GO THE FULL MILE. BECOME A WOMAN.
honestly you could make being a milf a lifestyle without kids but youd have to go all in minivan and all
so like real tlak do i need kids 2 b a milf cuz i think it's a state of mind but idk if there's any xperts on tha subject
Yes bro you have to have your gloves on so the branches dont poke you. One too many ouchies have taught me that.
Well you know i dont really want to come off as waifish or lame while i do it.
Please ensure y9u are pr9perly caring f9r y9ur health.
Maybe i should get into gardening but in a sort of masculine and boyish way.
The world is so cruel. Beautiful girls have to deal with tummy aches.
Look how handsome! https://i.pinimg.com/webp/736x/54/0a/52/540a52c1cd32e5b31bd332d548335487.webp
wait i didnt think id get this far
i meann, still use them as inside thouts, thts mad cute ;3 #womensupportingwomne #womenpwer
u got this!! theyr a lil hard tho
eh hes easier to deal wvith online at least, can just tab out
the glamor of hollywood is a lie i swear to god aint nothing but back to back meetings id rather backflip outta this conference room do a double axel spin and land in a split right onto a pile of goddamn knives than listen to another unfunny corporate fuck bitch to be about "integrity in filmmaking" again
i might maybe probably possibly have an apple in that case ive got major plans today youre right
debating on if i want to eat i just woke up
take a sip to see how you feel about it like what if its good actually
UGH M4RY4MS 4ND TH31R R34SON4BL3 W1SDOM. TH4NKS.
GOOD MORN1NG CH1TTR!!!!
WH4T 1F TH3 WORK 1S MY S3LF C4R3
good mornin yo how many of yall were dreamin of me just now cmon dont be shy you can tell me
4nyon3 th1nk th4t th1s pl4c3 got soooooo much r4dd3r 4ll of 4 sudd3n??? oh y34h, 1t's b3c4us3 of m3! wh4t 1s up?????
popo-m3rryg4mz 1 SO 4m gonn4 pop 1nto thos3 dmz for l1t3r4lly 4ny 4nd 4LL R34SONZ!!! >8]
y'all missing out. anyone wanna rp with me on main?
Hollup who's #69, that's the real prize.
oh speaking of cults (with a c) remember the next jadeite festival is under the full moon on april 2nd! everyones invited; wolf pelts are NOT mandatory!
Alr gang, I'm taking a break, I'll see yall in the VR world.
Just watched my brother make an absolute fool of himself. In other news, I'm opening a giveaway. Loser gets him.
cant believe im in the top 50! but i cant imagine devoting the kind of time and energy necessary to make it to the top and stay there i will not be terribly disappointed if i slip off the top 50 as time goes on in fact, i expect not to even notice it!
-> the drama is what makes people watching enjoyable for me.
:33 < made a new furriend! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719749785061425157/1486113289774829680/IMG_0112.jpg?ex=69c4525a&is=69c300da&hm=5048b5c4f6301c27263fc4bd1a7d124570a22e74ecc03918ef1a3e550372de9c&
im free for work.
FOOD.
fuck, my stonks are fat rn.
MY HEAD HURTS. I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS "REALLY AWESOME" WEBSITE.
bitches acting like they dont like getting teased bffr