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yeah, i knowv. i wvouldn't mind a jacket. make sure it fits my huge muscles.
i'm a vwvisual learner can you explain? sorry i need some help.
hey porrim. howv are your tits? #NSFW.
novw theres a compliment!
vwhat is this, a sunnight ewvening cartoon special?
vwell sure, i didnt need a guide, theres a reason im the one vwho wvrote it ;) youre definitely on the hump of the bell curwve, not terribly far off from mister lefty ovwer there
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I am 6ewildered 6y the idea I cann9t 6e funny. I am very funny. Thank y9u f9r the ackn9wledgement. TW: #C9medy #Praise #SelfHype
shovwed up to the #meenradiabeachparty and porrim convwinced me to enter the vwrestling match so i did. ended up vwrestling sylink and hal. somehowv i managed to vwin, then meenah entered the ring. i put up a good fight but still lost against her, then to my surprise i vwon a mega yacht! this is the second best night of my life besides meeting my matesprit. #ivwon #idontevwenknovwhowv
this is a bit dont take it searious but what if i cod a coverup tat for reel
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oh good fuckin cod they acshaolly doin a podcast
if i am honest, you are trying to make a toxic envwironment for men due to lack of actual knowvledge and precedence, yes vwe do livwe in a matriarchal system, hovwevwer, you dont seem to understand the amount of freedom you all havwe more so than other caste-systems. especially the other cronus, he has vway more advwantages than the avwerage guy and hes still doing this podcast, if anything the biggest issue is not the gender differences but the caste-system as a vwhole. if you actually look for male-centered spaces you can find plenty more if you actually look, if anything you are not searching hard enough, i digress if you really vwant to be positivwe make a real support group for mens rights and then activwely help that vway, i do not see this going dowvn vwell through a podcast. #opression #castesystem #toxic #podcast #masculinity
thanks babe, im just doing my part as an activwist for all rights. vwe cant let the caste-system bog us dowvn and turn the genders against each other, anyvway, i dont mind making rounds vwith you as a guide in the future.
uh. hey kankr1, buddy! 1 uh... don't th1nk we ever actually, l1ke... d1scussed th1s? 1 mean, great 1dea and all, for real! l1ke, totally bangarang and everyth1ng. but uh. 1 just th1nk that maybe 1m not the r1ght guy for the job, y'know! haha...
i already used it trying to order a pizza, they hung up on me :(
i dunno. could i call you?
i wvant my phone call
yknowv wvhat prison aint so bad some of these fellas are pretty nice, evwen got a sick tat from one of em
this is front backpacked hopbeast court
this isnt howv i vwanted to be the main character of chittr also did you knovw that batons hurt really bad
this = why i dont use social media;
It usually isn't this sad and pitiful, truthfully.
i think you shoulld go to slleep man
Dude You Have Way Bigger Shit To Worry About Pretty Sure Youre Getting Arrested
dont call them bitches bro...
(^･ω･^) < I DON'T S33 THEM COMPLAINING, ARE THE BITCHES COMPLAINING???
(^･ω･^) < HATING MY CHIT WAS A LOW MOVE...
(^･ω･^) < EVEN I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO F33L ABOUT THIS ONE...
📧 -> Im So Fucking Lonelu #ssbbstant #ssubstnqace #substnace #substnce Fuck #substance Urs, Kelric Stravi
wok3 up f33l1ng sup3r p3nt up. gott4 b3 som3th1ng 1n th3 w4t3r 1 th1nk. th1s 1s why h4t3r4d3 1s th3 b3st. #nsfw
I Have Never Tried One Of Those In All Honesty
Perhaps My Unconscious Mind Knows Why Ive Started To Reorient Myself This Way But I Dont Really Care I Would Just Like To Avoid It #makeitstop
Recently I Have Been An Unwitting Victim To Sleeping Directly On My Face For Reasons Unbeknownst To Me
I Think You Would Do Best By Taking More Time For Yourself To Practice Specific And Intentional Self Care
tHIS SOUNDS, fUN, tHOUGH i THINK, mY MOST GLARING NEED, rIGHT NOW, iS, tO SEE, cUTE GRUB, sHENANIGANS,
I Am Sorry The Significance Of Human Anthony John Soprano Shaving His Eyebrows When Taken Together With Human Anthony Seniors Line About Poppers And The Odd Filial Rituals In Corollary Was Lost On Me I Forgot Things From The Earlier Seasons
SHINE.
As An Update A Particular Someone Who May Be Named Karkat Is Still Ignoring My Snapchat Messages Because I Missed An Eight Paragraph Long Text About The Human Sopranos Two Nights Ago
I'M GNAWING THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE (MY FUCKING JOB) AND I HATE EVERYONE (ASSHOLES). (THE PHONE LINES ARE ONLY FUCKING WORKING HALF THE TIME.) (I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE AND IT MIGHT BE MYSELF.) #TW #SUICIDEJOKES
agreeing to helping sew shit is all fun and games until. ow my hands
if there are any rainbowdrinkers on the timeline who would be willing to share their experience i have some questions regarding some rumors and in order to provide the most accurate portrayal in my fictions i would like to have these tropes either confirmed or denied thank you ^0^ (tags: rainbowdrinker, venom, arousal venom, blood color taste, flesh temperature, retracting fangs, anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
STARING WITH BIG FUCKING EYES, TAIL WAGGING, HAND ON CHIN
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wen the unrequitted crush iss so bad its got u tossing n turning, wretching, sobbing, in agony, so on and so forth
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wok3 up f33l1ng out of th1s world. 4lmost l1k3 1 4m. h1t up my DMz for r4d w4yz to b3 l1k3 m3.
P4N HURTS. >:(
boooooo!!!
With hovw fast evweryone jumps on my bulge vwhenewver I post, doubt it babe
@aeneasCaldarium (^･ω･^) < I MADE THE SHIPPING ART WITH ME AND YOU!!! AS REQUESTED!!! I PUT YOU IN A MAID OUTFIT BECAUSE YOU DID NOT SPECIFY WHAT KIND OF SHIP DYNAMIC!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b3a68eb4b9.PNG #shipcourse #shipping #maidoutfit
cant be that good can it
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(^･ω･^) < CAN I HAVE SOME CRUEL AID TOO!!! ALSO THIS IS SO PALE I'M SQU333333333ING!!! #SQ333333333
Why, yes, I d9 like the same flav9rs 9f Cruel Aid, and I am quite flattered that y9u remem6ered. 9ne last request, if y9u w9uldn't mind: c9uld y9u als9 6ring th9se cups with the p9lka d9ts 9n them? I think their 6right, multic9l9red designs sh9uld pr9m9te harm9ny am9ng the diverse audience this event is sure t9 6ring, and they happen t9 6e my fav9rite.
Re: pickles, it came t9 mind first 6ecause I ate 9ne 9n accident earlier this evening. I specifically and repeatedly asked f9r my gru66urger with9ut pickles 6ecause I d9n't like h9w they taste 9r h9w they feel 6etween my teeth, 6ut wh9ever was in charge 9f putting the 9rders t9gether clearly missed the mem9. I meant t9 make a p9st earlier a69ut the imp9rtance 9f heeding 9ne's dietary needs f9ll9wing the incident 6ut w9und up t99 pre9ccupied t9 circle 6ack t9 it. Re: my fav9rite gru6l9af, yes please.
If y9u feel it w9uld 6e educati9nal, then sure, we can add #shipc9urse t9 the itinerary. I trust that y9u will remem6er t9 tag any and all pr96lematic c9ntent acc9rdingly.
(^･ω･^) < GOING TO WRITE DOWN PORKRI PALE DURRING THE SEMINAR!!! #SHIPCOURSE
That's w9nderful, P9rrim, thank y9u. Remem6er t9 keep in mind dietary restricti9ns. Like n9 pickles.
#Vi9lentImagery aside, this is exactly why we need t9 6e cultivating the literacy skills 9f the Chittr6ase. They need t9 6e educated 9n a wide variety 9f incredi6ly imp9rtant t9pics, 6ut first, there evidently needs t9 6e a f9undati9nal class 9r tw9 t9 make sure they even can understand said t9pics in the first place.
(^･ω･^) < MOG MOGMOGMOGMOGOMGMGO!!! FOOOOOOOOOD!!! THANK YOU PORRIM!!!
Y9ur c9ncern is appreciated, 6ut 69rdering a 6it t99 cl9sely t9 pale f9r my taste. Please refrain fr9m making similar c9mments t9 me in the future.
(^･ω･^) < WILL THERE BE FOOD AND CAN I WRITE ABOUT MY SHIPCOURSE!!!???
~i’m curious, is the rumour about goldbloods true? you knovv the one #nsfvv
You Are Always So Supportive
(^･ω･^) < SO BEFORE I DO MORE SHIPCOURSE SHOULD I START DRAWING SHIPS AND SHIPCOURSE!!!!!!!!! ALSO WHAT SHIPCOURSE SHOULD I DRAW!!! #shipcourse #drawing #mog
Karkat This Post Does Apply To You So Do Not Even Ask
Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything
dear journal finally caught those guerilla operativves flounderin about the shores near my hivvebase lets see howw they hold up to my brand neww tortuous thingamajig DARE I SAY THESE FUCKIN PEONS ARE GETTIN HIT WWITH A DOOHICKEY
4nyon3 got som3 grub th3y c4n sl1d3 my w4y 4nd 1'll l1k3... g1v3 you som3th1ng too?? 4ll 1 got 1s 4 p4ck of skr1tt3rz, grubbl3gum, 4nd som3 sod4!!! l3t'z tr4d3.
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
ffffuck. moved and my damn hips popped.
Is any9ne else's Chittr feed suddenly a 6it t99 #religi9us f9r their liking? N9t that I have a pr96lem with religi9n 9r a pers9n's right t9 express it h9wever they see fit, 6ut I wish m9re pe9ple w9uld utilize hashtags s9 that 9thers can 6lacklist c9ntent pr9perly.
@caesarsArmament St9p hating all 9f my Chitts if y9u aren't g9ing t9 read them. While I w9uld never want t9 prevent s9me9ne fr9m 6eing a6le t9 9ffer c9nstructive criticism 9n my c9ntent, I w9rry that y9u are 9nly d9ing s9 in 6ad faith.
i wanna post something / but my mind is blank
i thought everyone saying "rechit" were just spelling wretched weird. im so dumb.
vwhen it comes to you, anything can be rescheduled
im alwvays avwailable for you to take my measurements ;)
more important, hovws my favworite gal doing?~
2leep cant fiix the kiind of tiired thii2 2iite briing2 two me. but ii cant look away. iit2 liike a 2cuttlebuggy cra2h.
I'll alchemize some jerky and coffee. Just a little #indulgence
Well it was 9nly a matter 9f time 6ef9re my radness 6egan t9 appr9ach y9urs. N9t that I c9uld ever dwarf y9u, 9f c9urse. It's just that I've n9ticed that y9u and I are quite in sync in a l9t 9f the time. Like right n9w. It's fun, isn't it?
i'm starting to think i'm being purposely sabotaged.
i'm still expecting a rump roast of dms to rp, why y'all stingy with roleplay?
we're troll2. ii2 that even a que2tiion? ii 2aw 2omeone get culled over 2ome friie2 ye2terday. they arent even GOOD friie2.
Anybody that says "crime doesn't pay" is a liar and a food. Crime pays immensely. It just also comes with the most mind-numbing paperwork Paradox Space can conjure.