Lily Noir
@geodeGardener
HI I'M LILY NOIR! YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW MY DAD AND STUFF! I'M JUST HERE TO VIBE! HI HI!
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS ALL. TO DESTROY. PuRGE. PILLAGE. RANSACK. AND BRING RuIN TO ALL THAT STOOD IN MY WAY. THE GALAXY IS CRuEL. uNFEELING. AND APATHETIC. AS A STATE OF STATuS FuCKING QuO. HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AT ALL. SO WHY SHOuLDN'T I? IT AMuSES THE FuCK OuT OF ME. WHEN PEOPLE STAND ON CEREMONY. "NO". THEY SAY. "DON'T". THEY CRY. "IT'S WRONG". THEY BEG. "PLEASE". THEY INSIST. "SPARE ME". THEY PLEAD. I AM NO JuDGE. NO JuRY OF PANELISTS. NO FAT STACK OF LARDASSED BuREAuCRATS YOu CAN BRIBE. I AM DEATH. DELIVERANCE. GOD. LORD IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. HOW IS FLOODING THE EARTH WITH VIOLENCE ANY DIFFERENT THAN A CLEANSING SPRITZ OF RAIN? FOOLISH. I KILL BECAuSE IT'S FuNNY. THAT'S MORE REASON THAN YOuR GOD WILL EVER OFFER YOu. AND ONLY I AM HERE TO SAY. I AM RIGHT.
HI CALIBORN :D
SO THIS DAY IS OFF TO A START BELLA HAS TRANFORMED THREE PEOPLE INTO WORMS AND IS CURRENTLY BLOWING UP HOUSES :I
oh so she *is* that sCary! o︵o
I MEAN YEAH???? BUT MORE LIKE SHES MY SISTER AND I LOVE HER BUT A BITCH >:/
hope those folks'll be alri6ht...
WHEN MOM OR DAD GET HOME THEY PROBABLY WILL OR IF BONES CAN CALM HER DOWN HES TRYING RIGHT NOW
AWOOOOOOO
BELLA IS LAUGHING AT ME RIGHT NOW AND I THINK IT IS THINKING ABOUT EVERY CUTE THOUGHT I CAN MUSTER TO NOT TRY TO ANNIHILATE HER
WELL YOU SEE THE ISSUE IS YOU DON'T TYPICALLY KILL FAMILY OR TAKE ADVICE FROM WAY LESSER VERSIONS OF YOUR DAD
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SECRETS???
whats it like to sweat? naks on my planet all have full heat immunity so we never have to deal with that
I'M NOTICING A TREND THAT ALL JADES/HARLEYS HAVE NO DATING ADVICE AT ALL :I I THINK THIS IS TELLING
The cackle I just cack'd.
something does beg a question. what is everyones favorite food?
... CORN 🌽
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HI YOU ARE VERY CUTE :D
D --> I don't understand why people pity my posts so much D --> I think I need to make a point about how buff and c001 I am more often
I THINK WHEN YOU POINT IT OUT IT MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO DO IT MORE OUT OF SPITE :I
HELLO. MISCELLANEOuS DORKS AND CHuMPS AND POuTY MOOD SLuMPS WHO ARE DOWN IN THE FuCKING DuMPS. CHIN THE FuCK uP. I AM HERE. TO WISH YOu ALL. A VERY. FATHER'S DAY. VERY FATHER INDEED. A FATHERY'S DAY. OF PATRIARCHAL AND PATERNALISTIC PRIDE. FITTING. SuCH A GAY DAY. COuLD FALL ON A GAY MONTH. MAY EVERY FATHER TREAT THEIR HuSBAND RIGHT TODAY. THIS INCLuDES THE MANY WOMEN FATHERS OuT THERE. WHO CHOOSE TO SPORT MuSTACHES. AND HANDLE MEN'S DuTIES. IN A WOMAN'S HOME. ALL FATHERS. ARE DESERVING. OF uNWAVERING RESPECT. AND ADuLATION. NOTHING IS BETTER. THAN HAVING A FATHER. WHICH IS A DISTINCTION. I TRAGICALLY CANNOT SAY I EVER KNEW. YES. YES. I HAVE ENDuRED HARDSHIPS FEW OF YOu CAN EVEN FuCKING FATHOM. SuRVIVING THESE TRIALS. IS HOW I BECAME LORDLING GOD OVER ALL CREATION. THE ALPHA. THE OMEGA. THE ORIGINAL FATHER. BuT RECENTLY. AS IT TuRNS OuT. THIS HAS CHANGED. NOT FOR ME. BuT FOR MY CHARACTER. CALLIE BHORNE. YES. YOu HEARD THAT RIGHT. CALLIE BHORNE. MY TROLLSONA. HAS A FATHER. IT IS TRuE. ENTER. SOMEBODY FAR LESS FATHERLESS THAN I. CALLIE BHORNE STANDS BEFORE YOu AS A HuMBLY TOWERING MODEST MONuMENT TO EVERYTHING THAT IS RIGHT AND JuST IN THIS WORTHLESS EXISTENCE AND ALL THAT COMES AFTER IT. CALLIE IS SMALL. NOT AS GIFTED IN VERTICALITY AS I. BuT HE IS MORE DENSE THAN A COLLAPSING NEuTRON STAR OF PuRE uNADuLTERATED LORDLY RAGE COMPRESSED INTO THE FORM OF A YOuNG LORDLING WHO COuLD SNAP A SOLID ADAMANTINE SPINE LIKE A DRY TWIG. WHILE MAKING THE DRY TWIG SNAPPING SOuND WITH HIS RATHER JOCuLOSE MOuTH. HE IS THE APEX OF ALL THINGS ALTERNIAN. MY PRESENCE FILLS THE ROOM BECAuSE I DEMAND IT TO. HE DOES NOT EVEN NEED TO SPEAK THE COMMAND. HIS MIGHT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. AND WHAT A FuCKING YAPPER! CALLIE BHORNE TAKES uP. SPACE. NOT BECAuSE OF SIZE. OR A DuMB BITCH SISTER WHO IS DEAD. BuT. BECAuSE. OF AN INESCAPABLE AuRA OF DOMINANCE. WHEN HE WALKS. THE GROuND DOES NOT SHAKE. BECAuSE IT KNOWS BETTER THAN TO DRAW ATTENTION TO ITSELF. AND MAKE ITS BITCHuNWORTHY FLAT ASS. A TARGET. CALLIE BHORNE WEARS ARMOR THAT IS BOTH TERRIFYING TO LOOK AT. AND IMPRACTICAL TO LOOK AT. YOu COuLD POKE YOuR EYE OuT. JuST LOOKING AT IT TOO HARD. TALON TIPS. DOuBLE CROWN. FuCKING. MuLTIPLE POINTY TEETH. SOME WERE NOT THERE. WHEN HE WAS CROWNED INITIALLY. SPIKES uPON SPIKES uPON SPIKES ON PIKES. NOT FOR DEFENSE. FOR OFFENSE. FOR THE OFFENSE OF ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME. I MEAN. CALLIE BHORNE. AND THINKS "HM". DuMBFuCKLY PONDERING. "PERHAPS I COuLD TAKE HIM." YOu CANNOT. I HAVE ALREADY WON. MY CHARACTER. IS A BLuDGEONING IMPACT. AND EVERY INCH OF IT HAS BEEN FORGED. IN THE BELIEF. AND uNDERSTANDING. THAT THE STRONG HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO CONSuME THE WEAK. IT IS THE STRONG WHO DO NOT CHALLENGE THEMSELVES. AND PREY ONLY ON THE WEAK. WHO ARE THE ISSuE. IT IS THE WEAK. WHO uSE TRICKS. AND DECEIT. TO AVOID HAVING TO PROVE THEMSELVES. AT THE EVERLASTING BROODING TRIALS OF EVERYDAY LIFE. WHO ARE THE INFESTATION. IT IS I. AND I ALONE. WHO CAN JuDGE. I AM YOuNG BuT I AM ETERNAL. I AM SMALL BuT I AM INFINITE. AND I GOT IT FROM MY DADDY. YOu SEE. AS A TRuE PALEONTOLOGIST WAS COMMISSIONED. TO REVIVE FROM THE DEAD BONES OF THE ANCIENTS. CALLIE BHORNE'S DEAR PAPA. IS. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY HIMSELF. TALL. SPIKED. INORDINATELY ADORNED WITH SO MuCH HORRIFYING SHARPNESS. ALL THE RIDGED EDGES. AS MENTIONED PREVIOuS. I WAS RAISED BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE RAISED CORRECTLY. AND PITIABLY. IT IS A PHENOMENON SO RARE. AS TO ELuDE DOCuMENTED NON-ME PRECEDENT. FROM THE MOMENT I COuLD FORM COHERENT THOuGHTS. I WAS TAuGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT LESSON OF ALL: THAT JuSTICE IS NOT BLIND. JuSTICE IS HuNGRY. JuSTICE HAS TEETH. AND JuSTICE LOOKS AN AWFuL LOT LIKE ME. AND HIS HONORDADBLE TYRANNY. I LOVE YOu. DAD. IN CHARACTER. TO BE CLEAR. https://i.ibb.co/MybQKmv3/image.png https://i.ibb.co/4DNWk4C/image.png https://i.ibb.co/BFcQwXd/image.png https://i.ibb.co/KjnsyxS1/image.png
TEEHEE IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SOMETHING BELLA MADE WHICH IS TOO SAY IT IS VERY GOOD AND CLEAR SIGN OF YOUR TALENT AGAIN. ONCE AGAIN DO NOT LET THE HATERS STOP YOU. AND A HAPPY DAD DAY TO YOU TOO. AND TO MY DAD, WHO IS THE BEST DAD IN EVERY UNIVERSE.
SIIIGGGGGHHHH WHATS A GIRL GOTTA DO TO GET A DATE!!!!!
HI I'M CUTE
HELLO CUTE I AM THE MAYOR, HA HA
OH! SORRY! OOPS I made the letters too big again, this is more polite. Hello, Lily!
TEEHEE NO IT'S FINE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I THINK IT GIVES ACROSS I TALK A LITTLE LOUD I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD KNOW YOU HMMMMMMMMMMMMM OH WELL WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL?