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beam that is bait specifically for the person reading this
AFTER BEING GIVEN A GENEROUS DONATION OF DAMARA MEGIDO TIME CLONES!!!! I, DEXTER VUZREI, HAVE CONDUCTED MY EXPERIMENTATION ON THE ALTERNATE'S MIND!!!! THIS POST WILL BE MY SUMMARY OF MY FINDINGS!!!!! THOSE THAT WILL READ THIS POST WILL THINK THAT THIS EXPERIMENT IS UTTERLY UNMORAL BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT TIME CLONES ARE PEOPLE TOO YADA YADA!!! AND TO THAT!!! I SAY!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!! TAKE YOUR YADA YADAS AND BLAH BLAHS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!! NOW THE PURPOSE OF THIS EXPERIMENT IS TO STUDY THE BRAIN LENGTHS OF ALTERNATE DIMENSIONAL CLONES AND IF THEY DIFFERENTIATE FROM EACH OTHER!!! THINK OF THIS LIKE THAT ONE "WOULD IT BE MASTURBATION OR SEX IF I FUCKED MY CLONE" THOUGHT EXPERIMENT!!!!! I PUT THE TEST SUBJECTS INTO AN EXAMINATION ROOM WITH A BRAIN PROBING DEVICE HOOKED UP TO THEM!!! THEY WERE NOT IN ANY PAIN!!! IT WAS LIKE WEARING A HELMET!!! THEY WERE THEN MADE TO WATCH ALL 24 SEASONS OF TROLL FAMILY GUY AND AFTER THAT THEY WERE MADE TO WATCH ALL 37 SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS!!!! LOOKING AT THE BRAIN LENGTH CHART!!! IT SEEMS LIKE THERE WAS A BOOST OF INTEREST IN MOST OF THE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONES' BRAIN ACTIVITY WHEN THEY WERE WATCHING FAMILY GUY!!! WHILE THERE WAS A BOOST IN BRAIN ACTIVITY DURING THE SIMPSONS PORTION!!! A LOT OF THEM SEEM TO AGREE THAT THE SHOW FELL OFF AFTER SEASON 10!!!! EXCEPT FOR ONE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONE!!!! THAT ONE'S BRAIN ACTIVITY KEPT SPIKING UNTIL IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR THE MACHINE TO HANDLE!!!!! THE NEXT PORTION OF THE EXPERIMENT WAS THAT I PUT ALL OF THE CLONES INTO A ROOM WITH TYPE WRITERS!!! ALL OF THE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONES WERE FORCED TO WRITE SOMETHING ON THE TYPE WRITER!!!! MOST OF THEM WROTE ABOUT HOW BORED THEY WERE!!! SOME OF THEM WROTE ABOUT THINGS THAT I CANNOT SAY HERE!!! THERE WAS ONE THAT WROTE EROTICA ABOUT ME WHICH WAS NICE I GUESS!!!! THOUGH THEY WROTE ME A BIT OUT OF CHARACTER!!!! HOWEVER, THE ONE THAT EXPERIENCED EXTREME BRAIN ACTIVITY DURING THE LAST EXPERIMENT JUST WROTE "WHY" OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! WHICH WAS STRANGE!!!! SO I POKED THAT ONE WITH A VERY LONG STICK AND SHE JUST KINDA...STOPPED MOVING??? I THINK SHE DIED!!! EVENTUALLY!!!! I GOT BORED AND ALL OF THE TIME CLONES WERE "LET GO"!!!! THEY WERE ALL GIVEN EXACTLY THREE OREOS AND A JUICE BOX BEFORE BEING "LET GO"!!! AND WHAT DID I FIND OUT AFTER THIS EXPERIMENT?? NOTHING ALL THAT INTERESTING!!! THE CLONES HAVE SIMILAR PERSONALITIES BUT THEY'RE DIFFERENT ENOUGH TO BE INTERESTING!!! #HORROR #HUMAN-EXPERIMENTATION #NSFW #NOTHINGSEXUALHAPPENEDBUTBETTERSAFETHANSORRY #VIOLENCE?
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WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEATING. CHEATING AND LYING AND BETRAYING. SO MUCH MORE CHIC.
I need to stop s★ying em★r★ssing shit m★n.
OH I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST TRY TO VACCUM UP MY WINDY FORM.
okay, great. mister funny assassinman is back. might just have to kill him this time. the good news is im getting so much better at dodging bullets. #violence
i'm this close to turning evil and blowing up the sun you have no idea
@caliglds
i feel sorry for the rare normal cronus. because my god these ones.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Grievous injury detected, heiress. My calculations tell me to direct you toward self-resurrective measures. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
i can see it now. I CAN SEE ALL THE DRONES WALKING AROUND. i can see them in their armor they think they are so mother fucking safe. THEY THINK THEIR GUNS ARE GONNA STOP ME. they think just cause she comes back to life that's gonna stop me. I'M GONNA KILL HER TWENTY TIMES IN ONE MOTHER FUCKING HOUR. it ain't gonna be just but it's gonna be what she got coming. AND NEXT I'M COMING FOR THAT SWEATY FUCKING FISH. and i'ma eat my other self like he's a mother fucking sopor pie. AIN'T NOTHING ABOUT IT. i'm tired of typing. I'MA GET OUT OF THESE BUSHES.
man idk this is all just a lot #AHashtagFuckinLot
she stopped herself barkin' at me for bein' a mailman! that earned a lotta points!
She certainly is, and she is quite charming.
aLl fIsH GoTtA DiE. i'm bEiNg dEaD FuCkInG SeRiOuS. iF YoU A FiSh aNd i sEe yOu, I'M ChOkInG YoU OuT UnTiL ThE LiGhT LeAvEs yOuR GlOsSy mOtHeR FuCkInG SaLtY SeEiNg oRgAnS. i'm tEaRiNg iNtO YoUr mOtHeR FuCkInG FaCe lIkE A ReAl hUnGrY BiTcH, i'm cHoMpInG OfF ThOsE FiNs aNd mAkInG ThEm iNtO A NeCkLaCe sO EvErY MoThEr fUcKeR CaN CoWeR In fRoNt oF Me. I'Ma mAkE ThE OcEaN ChUrN WiTh tHe gUtS Of eVeRy fIsH I MoThEr fUcKiNg gEt mY HaNdS On.
gh my GANdERS are swollen shut from last night oughh i must learn echolalia to get AROUNd
lord hater from wander over yonder really is caliborn coded. which. oh my god that makes commander peepers doc scratch.
I wave my magic wand with even wider gestures and start saying vaguely threatening gibberish at a normal conversational volume.
Regarding @aeneasCaldarium's #CAGTTL. I have thoroughly reviewed both the content of these dossiers AND the general community backlash. My own personal revulsion aside, I must deliver down props where due for this greased-down reprobate's investigative chops. In a way, they're sales chops, and he is the community's MOST reviled door-to-door entrepreneur! It is a shame that burrowing betwixt the legs of a woman like a fat starving tick seems to occupy the greater share of his cognitive ability, because imagine what he could do if he weren't such a foaming pervert! I have seen the societal contributor that he is FIRSTHAND on the opposite face of the dimensional coin. Slight detraction: I wonder if Gameward has laid eyes on this open admission of desperation and his feelings on the matter. I must forward the guide to him later. BACK TO TOPIC. What else could I possibly say? Am I expected to unflinchingly take up the woman's side of this double shield wall? Normally, I say "very well, bub! And hand me that spear while you're at it!" But lordy, he has read you two so transparently that I daresay your iterations have COLLECTIVELY failed to preserve the mystery. He has you open like the morning paper, and you have permitted such prying eyes in exchange for the cheap thrill and the currency of fleeting romantic attention from a man you do not even actually want! There is a lesson about self-esteem to be delivered here by someone with a gentler touch than mine. For now, I shall simply say this. PLEASE, for the love of all womankind, get shrewd and don't just rummage for these cheap loose sexual extremities out of the bargain bin. #nsfw I guess.
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i'm... i'm alive. that's about all i 6ot really. >◡<
K--<need a member of the chud squad to shoot me dead i cannot seriously be vibing this hard with the omnicidal dog girl. i literally forgive her. what the fuck.
Im exhausted
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i dont wanna be an uncle anymore! take it all back genie!!! take it all back!!!!!
why wouldn't she be real..... 8V
V^ S0me 0f y0u c0ncern me. ^V
uh uh uh uh uh jade harley isnt real that was probably a weather balloon that gave you that. big lollipop. and propellor cap. #sfw. shit. fuck.
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ok well i guess ill die 1 sec
WAIT SHIT MY NIECE FOLLOWS ME ON HERE
:33< girlstuck
:33< ive got my license to kiss
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no and no..
[|87 :: Just rolled the worst jo;nt ever. 1 am ashamed FUK MY FAT CHUD L1FE!! #substance
...i shall abstain from weighing in on my daUghter's dUbioUsly factUal interstellar love life.
:33< i want a big cuddle pile right nyow
guys theres no plant aliens i made it Up!!! god nobody ever believes me abt anything i say i could tell U the sky is blue & suddenly Ud say its purple i say i have an alien gf nobody believes me i say i dont & now every1 thinks i do MAKE UP UR MINDS
@@@ i don't w@nt to de@l with too much responsibility h@h@!!! plus im@gine if i @ccident@lly cured someone's blindness when they didn't w@nt me to mess with th@ @nd i couldn't un-cure it!!! i would feel super b@d @OnO@!!!!
:33< oh hell yeah coyote furses acme trailpurr finally
i should really get more outfits.
If I mess up and get burnt fxr it then that's my bad... I deserved it fxr screwing up!!! It just wxn't happen again X)))
well!!! now that i have blocked all those annoying idiots, i think i am going to have a much better time on this site!