♦ pitied by @geodeGardener
oh. please don't. i've had enough of 6eing trapped plaCes i don't wanna 6e in to last a lifetime.
glad to see hundsi's 6aCk! ...shame it's right at this moment. gotta hop on server for rokket. it's already started and i ain't ready.
>>| mood: .expired bread.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. :)
any1 at the manor wanna bother me!!! im lonely.. sigh
ive only ever been in haunted corn fields so im weary as hell on this one
Why do you think ohio or most of the midwest isn't real? The Great Cob happened
bleh… starting to not feel good maybe i should have gone to bed a little earlier last night -_-‘
hate this chitt im bored
wait why didnt anyone with time powers tell me it was gonna be yuri day?? i cant lez out i have to work :(
consort tip: be careful with your health! if injured seek vitality gel to restore yourself back to full. its good for cuts bruises breaks and hangovers
I have a terrible feeling that my mmMmmmm. Mmm. Mara. Has gotten into some trouble.
i think if i had horns i would keep food on them for a convenient snack i can enjoy anytime
nak nak nak how many people on this site experience dreams instead of dream bubbles? consorts cant reach those by normal means so we have to settle for kissing fake imagination people when we fall asleep
man... not sure i expected to relate to hawkeye of all characters but hmm
if you like this post youre entitled to a special gift that may or may not be relevant to my bio naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak #nsfw #naksafeforwork
How to delete Chittr
something does beg a question. what is everyones favorite food?
TOMORROW IS FATHER'S DAY. I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A DAY OFF, BUT I FIND MYSELF STRESSING ABOUT THE IDEA OF DOING NOTHING WITH MY DAY! :^(
A// OF THE TIME /IKE YOU WOU/DNT BE/IEVE >8/
(⊱♓︎⊰) beat me to it >:/
Cool so now I have to powerwash blood off the pavement in my downtime. Which I'm kinda excited about cos powerwashing shit is fun as hell. But now I'm running things without a coworker and again it is my FIRST SHIFT. This isn't as bad as that time Unc deep fried his hand at the food truck at least. #sevenelevenposting
Y'all it's my first shift you guys have GOT to stop taking pictures of your crimes in the back of the store! Or at least make sure not to get the Seven Eleven in the shot! #sevenelevenposting
It’s been so much exhaustion, introspection, and complaints from me lately. I apologize. Though I suppose many would prefer it to my other types of posts. It feels a bit boring.
Titty tuesday or something? I think I saw Aradia do this once. #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2269/4096d2f32f12fca4ea76aaf6fc10d02d.gif?14346566
I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS MAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE. AND I HAVE SKIPPED FORWARD AND BACK FOR ALL OF IT. HE IS SOMEBODY ELSE. THE CuNT.
[WHEN I $TOP PETTING HI$ HAIR HE $TART$ WHINING <3]
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ sLeEpInG... dId nŌōŌōŌ7 hElP......
BTT < jinx purrhaps livechitting your encountpurr with this dipshit isnt the meowve
These 8adges feel soooooooo right. >::::)
Hi again. I've been folding my laundry for three hours.
i need you to go back to being in elementary school
They're (no one in particular) saying he (Casper) needs to GET THE FUCK UP AND DO IT (his laundry).
technically its still morning so im not a total lazybones who slept all morning
some of you make it VERY APPARENT youre hollow on the inside. puppeteered by stilts and MAGNETS..
Doom Beam
yeah… no…. im still used to at least a quarter of rexs vocab being BLAH and IT ME
((art by tipsyGalactica!!!)) tried the whole hoodie stealing thing, i heard it was something to be done. this is cozy i see why you wear it all the time dude!
hurt my lip #fuming
[OH RIGHT I JU$T REMEMBERED THERE$ A #ORP$E IN MY HIVE]
You know, I was trying to wrap my brain around why my alternate found him attractive at all. Then I realized I'm a lesbian. Of course I couldn't see the appeal. So, I imagined him as a woman and it... made an uncomfortable amount of sense. Of course, a certain aspect of his horribleness is lost - while the abuse carries over, the misogyny does not, so that part I really can't fathom. This is not an invitation for him to comment.
I would say no.
In a way! I serve his role and share a number of similarities, but the ingredients that make us up are different.
BPP < you didnt s33 nyathing
Ɏ for a-a-a second i wa-a-as sca-a-ared of the possibility of a-a-an evil va-a-aleri but then i rea-a-alized he a-a-alrea-a-ady exists a-a-and is within me Ɏ
Evil Trollbama be like: I am not a fan of the Striders.
why is everyone talking about an evil version of themselves??? i already have an evil version of me AND THEY SUCK!!!!! CANNOT RECOMMEND HAVING ONE WOULD LOVE IF I DIDNT!!! (| >:(
been REAAAAAAAL quiet at the manor lately... almost miss how crazy things were since i got here buuuuuuuuuuuut cant let things get dull around here!!! a boring manor is NOT MANOR AT ALL
Bluh
I'm sorry. 38(
He's nothing, ignore the pest.
I see. Thank you for clarifying.
:33< what can i say im shameless
(=^･⩊･^=) < I'VE NEVFUR S33N THE BIG BANG THEORY WHY DID I SAY "BAZINGA"??? SL33PY MEULIN, WHAT'S IN MEWR BRAIN?? MAY THE LORD LET ME KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING!
The Repiton Corporation Fact of the Night™ is: The population of Repiton currently stands at approximately fifty thousand. While it is no longer of great significance to our society, the hemospectrum distribution is (roughly) as follows:∞ Redbloods: 12% Bronzebloods: 11.5% Yellowbloods: 13.5% Greenbloods: 12% Jadebloods: 6% Tealbloods: 11.5% Bluebloods: 13% Indigobloods: 10.5% Purplebloods: 9% Violetbloods: 0.1%∞
ሠቹ knew ሠቹ could count on such a good dog. https://i.postimg.cc/LXJZ9CmN/Alternia-20260527-204540-0000-ezgif-com-instagif.gif
why do bad things happen to jades on here :(
ough its got a li ttle kick
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MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Ignore my previous statement, nothing hurts.」
she knew. there was something wrong. on some level, she detected something but she kept quiet. i havent confronted her yet about it. but she knew. i feel so sick
wow, i just woke up and found this awesome piece of social media? hi everyone! my name's timi! but you can call me tim. today's, by my calendar time, the 18th of may, 2026! and its been ten days since i god tiered! oh wow, being a bard of time feels so incred- oh hey! a pinned post, right on the account i made! let me read that real quick
>> Why the fuck ¡ડ everyone ta1k¡ng about ડ1urડ now? Do ¡ need to go back to cupe??
#finishedwatching #magic1978 why WOULd quasi-messiah dIRK show me that httPs://i.imgur.com/2KIbbqe.Png -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
I would prefer for the corn I suppose to prevent my own body from instinctively attacking whatever poor creature gets to close. I'm still learning how to cut down on their instincts.
oh my god i'm not old
Oh joy it is that time of day where I loathe myself again, joy I cannot wait to relive all my mistakes on loop as a theater of ancient deities watch in the replay of my life. Would anyone be willing to provide any kind of distraction before I drive myself mad?
caliborn-sama has been drawing with me for so long that ive lost track at this point i need to catch up with whats going on while ive been trying to teach him proper human male hand anatomy
I Just Want To Let All You Felt Fuckers Know That His Escape Does Not Mean That You Are Not In Great, Inevitable Danger.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@timeloopTim You were not long for this world. As soon as the Maid of Void gathered her things and realized the full extent of the situation, her judgement was precise as it was calm; out of mercy for the lives now trapped within an arm's reach from victory, seeing her theory blossom into tangible reality, it was an easy judgement. Mercy against ennui in the stagnation of a realm trapped in decay. Cast immediately in an antagonistic light, her skills irreproachable, every session mate was slaughtered. You watched your friends die heroic deaths at her hand, one by one. You couldn't fight back- you loved her too much to ever hurt someone so close to you. She had tears in her eyes. Your death was the swiftest of all. A tragedy. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Maybe this Rose badge isn't all that fitting. It seems to imply I am currently entangled with the writhing mess of cosmic terror out there in the vast reaches of the outer rings, when I'm sitting on my couch in a neighborhood called Cheer Street on Earth C. There is nothing eldritch going on here.
Recent developments in the RBY Ubers Metagame have resulted in me resigning from my Pokemon Showdown Discord Server Moderation Staff Position.
Joy beam
IMPORTANT FELT ANNOUNCEMENT. NOBODY OPEN THE DOOR. TO THE BLOCK FORMERLY KNOWN AS #MAIDJAIL. THE NEW JANITOR IS IN THERE. RESTING. FROM HIS MANY TASKS. HE WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE CLOCKS. AND THE TIME BULLSHIT. AND THE NOISE. SO IN MY INFINITE MERCY. AS THE #NICEMAID. I HAVE PROVIDED HIM WITH A BLOCK WHERE THERE ARE NO CLOCKS. NO NOISE. AND. MOST IMPORTANTLY. NO PASSAGE OF TIME. SO HE CAN BUILD UP THE SPEED. TO HANDLE THE OTHER ELEVENTY THOUSAND ROOMS. IN THIS SHITHOLE MANOR. AGAIN. ON PAIN OF DOUBLE DEATH. DO NOT DISTURB THE OCCUPANT OF #JANITORJAIL. (FORMERLY KNOWN AS #MAIDJAIL.) HE IS HAVING IMPORTANT CANON EVENTS IN THERE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
ALL I HAVE TO DO. IS KEEP WORKING THE MAGIC. WITH MY FuCKING COMPuTER PENCIL. YES!!! DRAWING IS EASY. DON'T LET ANYONE EVER TELL YOu IT ISN'T. YOu WORK HARD. AND HONE YOuR CRAFT. AND IGNORE THE HATERS. uNTIL YOu ARE IN. "THE ZONE".
xx_im_going_to_look_at_him_xx
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO -- carbolicGalvanologist [CG] has lost connection to the timeline. --
HOW COuLD YOu SAY THAT. WITH YOuR WHOLE HATEFuL CHEST. ABOuT YOuR OWN. DELuSIONALLY DESCRIBE AS. SON. BOO BOO HOO HOO WAH WAH.
D --> Koala
sO i GUESS, i'LL BE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A FEW NIGHTS, tHEY'RE GONNA DO A SURGERY ON MY LEGS TO, pUT SOME STUFF IN THERE? sO THAT, iS COOL,
[I'M $O TIRED I BLAME ALL OF THI$ ON AMODEO]
i think i may be actually scaring her away by #hitting on her B( #vagueposting
When I'm meeting a potential client in the dead of night and she pulls out her cigarette holder and a lighter: https://media.tenor.com/rCF5e02X8uwAAAAM/jamiroquai-grab.gif
you gotta its your girlmission
Every day I log onto Chittr and see him shooting himself in the foot.
good m- er, afternoon everyone. golly i slept late.
@GOREGLE HOW DO YOU MAKE BARREN PLANETS LOOK PRESENTABLE. HYPOTHETICALLY.
prolly not
MrKrabsWalking.mp3 (Why am I suddenly on a Spongebob Squarespiral?)
Lily no. He's being evil to me.
s0me idi0t is attempting t0 light a cigarette at the gas pump if i die y0u kn0w why #sevenelevenp0sting
phew!
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Them Be⚕ng 𝑨 M𝒶n. why W⭑uld ⚕ Ever D𝒶te 𝑨 M𝒶n.
[ >SCORN FOR THE ARCANE. OR ASSUMING THERE BE ARBITRARY "GENDERED BINARIES" OF THE DIFFERENT PRACTICES OF THE ARCANE (I.E. BELIEVING ONLY WIZARDS ARE MALE AND ONLY WITCHES ARE FEMALE. THEY ARE MERELY DIFFERENT DISCIPLINES!!!!!)_ ]
beam that is bait specifically for the person reading this
AFTER BEING GIVEN A GENEROUS DONATION OF DAMARA MEGIDO TIME CLONES!!!! I, DEXTER VUZREI, HAVE CONDUCTED MY EXPERIMENTATION ON THE ALTERNATE'S MIND!!!! THIS POST WILL BE MY SUMMARY OF MY FINDINGS!!!!! THOSE THAT WILL READ THIS POST WILL THINK THAT THIS EXPERIMENT IS UTTERLY UNMORAL BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT TIME CLONES ARE PEOPLE TOO YADA YADA!!! AND TO THAT!!! I SAY!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!! TAKE YOUR YADA YADAS AND BLAH BLAHS SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!! NOW THE PURPOSE OF THIS EXPERIMENT IS TO STUDY THE BRAIN LENGTHS OF ALTERNATE DIMENSIONAL CLONES AND IF THEY DIFFERENTIATE FROM EACH OTHER!!! THINK OF THIS LIKE THAT ONE "WOULD IT BE MASTURBATION OR SEX IF I FUCKED MY CLONE" THOUGHT EXPERIMENT!!!!! I PUT THE TEST SUBJECTS INTO AN EXAMINATION ROOM WITH A BRAIN PROBING DEVICE HOOKED UP TO THEM!!! THEY WERE NOT IN ANY PAIN!!! IT WAS LIKE WEARING A HELMET!!! THEY WERE THEN MADE TO WATCH ALL 24 SEASONS OF TROLL FAMILY GUY AND AFTER THAT THEY WERE MADE TO WATCH ALL 37 SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS!!!! LOOKING AT THE BRAIN LENGTH CHART!!! IT SEEMS LIKE THERE WAS A BOOST OF INTEREST IN MOST OF THE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONES' BRAIN ACTIVITY WHEN THEY WERE WATCHING FAMILY GUY!!! WHILE THERE WAS A BOOST IN BRAIN ACTIVITY DURING THE SIMPSONS PORTION!!! A LOT OF THEM SEEM TO AGREE THAT THE SHOW FELL OFF AFTER SEASON 10!!!! EXCEPT FOR ONE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONE!!!! THAT ONE'S BRAIN ACTIVITY KEPT SPIKING UNTIL IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR THE MACHINE TO HANDLE!!!!! THE NEXT PORTION OF THE EXPERIMENT WAS THAT I PUT ALL OF THE CLONES INTO A ROOM WITH TYPE WRITERS!!! ALL OF THE DAMRA MEGIDO CLONES WERE FORCED TO WRITE SOMETHING ON THE TYPE WRITER!!!! MOST OF THEM WROTE ABOUT HOW BORED THEY WERE!!! SOME OF THEM WROTE ABOUT THINGS THAT I CANNOT SAY HERE!!! THERE WAS ONE THAT WROTE EROTICA ABOUT ME WHICH WAS NICE I GUESS!!!! THOUGH THEY WROTE ME A BIT OUT OF CHARACTER!!!! HOWEVER, THE ONE THAT EXPERIENCED EXTREME BRAIN ACTIVITY DURING THE LAST EXPERIMENT JUST WROTE "WHY" OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! WHICH WAS STRANGE!!!! SO I POKED THAT ONE WITH A VERY LONG STICK AND SHE JUST KINDA...STOPPED MOVING??? I THINK SHE DIED!!! EVENTUALLY!!!! I GOT BORED AND ALL OF THE TIME CLONES WERE "LET GO"!!!! THEY WERE ALL GIVEN EXACTLY THREE OREOS AND A JUICE BOX BEFORE BEING "LET GO"!!! AND WHAT DID I FIND OUT AFTER THIS EXPERIMENT?? NOTHING ALL THAT INTERESTING!!! THE CLONES HAVE SIMILAR PERSONALITIES BUT THEY'RE DIFFERENT ENOUGH TO BE INTERESTING!!! #HORROR #HUMAN-EXPERIMENTATION #NSFW #NOTHINGSEXUALHAPPENEDBUTBETTERSAFETHANSORRY #VIOLENCE?
I need to stop s★ying em★r★ssing shit m★n.
OH I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST TRY TO VACCUM UP MY WINDY FORM.
okay, great. mister funny assassinman is back. might just have to kill him this time. the good news is im getting so much better at dodging bullets. #violence
i'm this close to turning evil and blowing up the sun you have no idea
@caliglds
i feel sorry for the rare normal cronus. because my god these ones.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ Grievous injury detected, heiress. My calculations tell me to direct you toward self-resurrective measures. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
i can see it now. I CAN SEE ALL THE DRONES WALKING AROUND. i can see them in their armor they think they are so mother fucking safe. THEY THINK THEIR GUNS ARE GONNA STOP ME. they think just cause she comes back to life that's gonna stop me. I'M GONNA KILL HER TWENTY TIMES IN ONE MOTHER FUCKING HOUR. it ain't gonna be just but it's gonna be what she got coming. AND NEXT I'M COMING FOR THAT SWEATY FUCKING FISH. and i'ma eat my other self like he's a mother fucking sopor pie. AIN'T NOTHING ABOUT IT. i'm tired of typing. I'MA GET OUT OF THESE BUSHES.
man idk this is all just a lot #AHashtagFuckinLot
She certainly is, and she is quite charming.
aLl fIsH GoTtA DiE. i'm bEiNg dEaD FuCkInG SeRiOuS. iF YoU A FiSh aNd i sEe yOu, I'M ChOkInG YoU OuT UnTiL ThE LiGhT LeAvEs yOuR GlOsSy mOtHeR FuCkInG SaLtY SeEiNg oRgAnS. i'm tEaRiNg iNtO YoUr mOtHeR FuCkInG FaCe lIkE A ReAl hUnGrY BiTcH, i'm cHoMpInG OfF ThOsE FiNs aNd mAkInG ThEm iNtO A NeCkLaCe sO EvErY MoThEr fUcKeR CaN CoWeR In fRoNt oF Me. I'Ma mAkE ThE OcEaN ChUrN WiTh tHe gUtS Of eVeRy fIsH I MoThEr fUcKiNg gEt mY HaNdS On.
gh my GANdERS are swollen shut from last night oughh i must learn echolalia to get AROUNd
lord hater from wander over yonder really is caliborn coded. which. oh my god that makes commander peepers doc scratch.
I wave my magic wand with even wider gestures and start saying vaguely threatening gibberish at a normal conversational volume.
Regarding @aeneasCaldarium's #CAGTTL. I have thoroughly reviewed both the content of these dossiers AND the general community backlash. My own personal revulsion aside, I must deliver down props where due for this greased-down reprobate's investigative chops. In a way, they're sales chops, and he is the community's MOST reviled door-to-door entrepreneur! It is a shame that burrowing betwixt the legs of a woman like a fat starving tick seems to occupy the greater share of his cognitive ability, because imagine what he could do if he weren't such a foaming pervert! I have seen the societal contributor that he is FIRSTHAND on the opposite face of the dimensional coin. Slight detraction: I wonder if Gameward has laid eyes on this open admission of desperation and his feelings on the matter. I must forward the guide to him later. BACK TO TOPIC. What else could I possibly say? Am I expected to unflinchingly take up the woman's side of this double shield wall? Normally, I say "very well, bub! And hand me that spear while you're at it!" But lordy, he has read you two so transparently that I daresay your iterations have COLLECTIVELY failed to preserve the mystery. He has you open like the morning paper, and you have permitted such prying eyes in exchange for the cheap thrill and the currency of fleeting romantic attention from a man you do not even actually want! There is a lesson about self-esteem to be delivered here by someone with a gentler touch than mine. For now, I shall simply say this. PLEASE, for the love of all womankind, get shrewd and don't just rummage for these cheap loose sexual extremities out of the bargain bin. #nsfw I guess.
Im exhausted
why wouldn't she be real..... 8V
V^ S0me 0f y0u c0ncern me. ^V
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ok well i guess ill die 1 sec
:33< girlstuck
:33< ive got my license to kiss
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no and no..
[|87 :: Just rolled the worst jo;nt ever. 1 am ashamed FUK MY FAT CHUD L1FE!! #substance
...i shall abstain from weighing in on my daUghter's dUbioUsly factUal interstellar love life.
:33< i want a big cuddle pile right nyow
guys theres no plant aliens i made it Up!!! god nobody ever believes me abt anything i say i could tell U the sky is blue & suddenly Ud say its purple i say i have an alien gf nobody believes me i say i dont & now every1 thinks i do MAKE UP UR MINDS
@@@ i don't w@nt to de@l with too much responsibility h@h@!!! plus im@gine if i @ccident@lly cured someone's blindness when they didn't w@nt me to mess with th@ @nd i couldn't un-cure it!!! i would feel super b@d @OnO@!!!!
:33< oh hell yeah coyote furses acme trailpurr finally
i should really get more outfits.
If I mess up and get burnt fxr it then that's my bad... I deserved it fxr screwing up!!! It just wxn't happen again X)))
well!!! now that i have blocked all those annoying idiots, i think i am going to have a much better time on this site!