♣ mediated by @geodeGardener
I HAVE HAD SOME TIME TO REFLECT. MATuRELY. uPON THIS MATuRE PIECE OF WORK. COMMISSIONED. NO DOuBT. MANY YEARS IN THE PAST. IN ORDER TO SPITE ME. ON THIS MODERN DAY OCCASSION. I AM NOT ONE IMMuNE TO THE OCASSIONAL YuCK YuCK. A JOKE. MADE BY A SPITEFuL HATER. WHO IS TIRED OF BEING DEAD. BuT ALSO PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF EXPRESSING THIS. ON ACCOuNT OF THE BEING DEAD. SO TO SHOW HOW uNAFFECTED I AM. I HAVE DECIDED TO. RECHIT. THE #VORE DAY CONTENT. COMPLETELY uNPHASED. NONCHALANT. AS THE JOINED AT THE HIP HIP ADuLT YOuTH OF TODAY SAY. THIS IS BECAuSE I AM COOL. QuE. Tu CuERPO. PA DARLE. ALEGRIA. Y COSA BuENA. DALE A Tu CuERPO ALEGRIA MACARENA. HEY. MACARENA. THAT IS RIGHT. I CAN DANCE. THE MACARENA. THAT WAS A BIG DEAL. BACK IN THE DAY YOu SEE. YOu COuLD NOT COMMAND THE RESPECT OF AN uNDERLING LEPRECHAuN. IF YOu COuLD NOT DO SO. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. DRAWINGS DO NOT AFFECT ME. ONE BIT. AND I AM TOTALLY FuCKING DISAFFECTED. BY #NSFWE CONTENT. WEIRD HuMAN CuLTuRES AND CuSTOMS. AND HOLIDAY. THIS IS A PASSING FAD. JuST LIKE THE LIGHT FROM MY SISTER'S EYES.
what!!!!!
▼"hurr durr my date got reduced to atoms chat am i cooked?"▲ ▼▼why the fuck are you livechitting that shit seriously▲▲ ▼you people are gonna give me a fucking conniption▲
▼▼what the fuck do you mean??▲▲ ▼▼▼and your first instinct was to livechitt it???▲▲▲
Why do you think ohio or most of the midwest isn't real? The Great Cob happened
Didn't you thre★ten to kill me over corn?
been getting really into corn lately. i wonder what kind of nonsense i can alchemize it into
i think im going to start outsourcing my consort tips to other naks. since im actually starting to develop an active social life i just dont have the time to spare
consort tip: be careful with your health! if injured seek vitality gel to restore yourself back to full. its good for cuts bruises breaks and hangovers
i think if i had horns i would keep food on them for a convenient snack i can enjoy anytime
nak nak nak how many people on this site experience dreams instead of dream bubbles? consorts cant reach those by normal means so we have to settle for kissing fake imagination people when we fall asleep
The Seer orders 25% off wings.
whats nakkin gamers
if you like this post youre entitled to a special gift that may or may not be relevant to my bio naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak #nsfw #naksafeforwork
D --> Good morning D --> Remember to hydrate, take any required medication and e%ercise even if only a little
wait how man7 tests are there now
something does beg a question. what is everyones favorite food?
I don’t, you’re right. It’s more of a morbid curiosity than anything else.
Oh, it’s even worse than I thought.
NO! AND YOULL NEVER FIND ME! NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAK
D --> Lots of people D --> Mostly the ones I dislike
Means I need my daddy mush.
Daddy is feeling peckish again.
D --> But it had the words buff men in it
YOU SHOULD KILL THEM INSTEAD.
Dualscar wants me s0 bad
I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS MAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE. AND I HAVE SKIPPED FORWARD AND BACK FOR ALL OF IT. HE IS SOMEBODY ELSE. THE CuNT.
OW AWFUL
[OH RIGHT I JU$T REMEMBERED THERE$ A #ORP$E IN MY HIVE]
Go look for the spawner.
More offensive to sensibility, sure. More baffling, definitely. Most devoid of any actual substance. This is on top.
booo More Scratches. I didn't think I'd block anyone on Chittr but I stand corrected. ew
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oh wait i’m pretty sure i’m your dad’s boss
꒦꒷ THEN YOU SLOP?
ሠቹ need you to fetch something for us @gardenPupstic. You'll be a good dog and obey right? https://i.postimg.cc/ZRFNW9GC/Alternia-20260527-182851-0000.gif
Since Murderhive blew up, I need a new gimmick.
there's noooooo denial here. i'm literally 28. i'm fine.
APPARENTLY YEAH.
oh. i should …probabl7 not, then. ma7be later #vagueposting
Currently hiring someone to follow me around and spray me with a spray bottle every time I interact with a Strider.
IMPORTANT FELT ANNOUNCEMENT. NOBODY OPEN THE DOOR. TO THE BLOCK FORMERLY KNOWN AS #MAIDJAIL. THE NEW JANITOR IS IN THERE. RESTING. FROM HIS MANY TASKS. HE WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE CLOCKS. AND THE TIME BULLSHIT. AND THE NOISE. SO IN MY INFINITE MERCY. AS THE #NICEMAID. I HAVE PROVIDED HIM WITH A BLOCK WHERE THERE ARE NO CLOCKS. NO NOISE. AND. MOST IMPORTANTLY. NO PASSAGE OF TIME. SO HE CAN BUILD UP THE SPEED. TO HANDLE THE OTHER ELEVENTY THOUSAND ROOMS. IN THIS SHITHOLE MANOR. AGAIN. ON PAIN OF DOUBLE DEATH. DO NOT DISTURB THE OCCUPANT OF #JANITORJAIL. (FORMERLY KNOWN AS #MAIDJAIL.) HE IS HAVING IMPORTANT CANON EVENTS IN THERE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
I am lost again. This whole thing better be worth it.
Oh What.
Every day I log onto Chittr and see him shooting himself in the foot.
One does occasionally tire of other people's relationship drama. Perhaps I should make moves of my own.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ecec7a120c0.png *blowws you up wwith my mind*
prolly not
#kismessitude wow i just realized...they and i are so kacchako myheroacademia <3<
D --> I am so buff
Lily no. He's being evil to me.
Unprompted fearmongering about synths... It happens more often than you would think. (Looking at you, Myrna)
hemoanon prejudi(e
lack of curiosity!! sometimes i'll gonoutb with a girl and she'll ask ZERO questions ...
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Them Be⚕ng 𝑨 M𝒶n. why W⭑uld ⚕ Ever D𝒶te 𝑨 M𝒶n.
league of legends player
[ >SCORN FOR THE ARCANE. OR ASSUMING THERE BE ARBITRARY "GENDERED BINARIES" OF THE DIFFERENT PRACTICES OF THE ARCANE (I.E. BELIEVING ONLY WIZARDS ARE MALE AND ONLY WITCHES ARE FEMALE. THEY ARE MERELY DIFFERENT DISCIPLINES!!!!!)_ ]
*BL1NKS ON3 3Y3 4T 4 T1M3 4ND TH3N L1CKS ON3 OF MY 3Y3S L1K3 4 L1Z4RD*
?if hes your emPloyee why is he cleaning skywhale milk off me with his tastemuscle? #guessinggame
i wonder if rain feels differently on other planets naknaknak i mean my planet doesnt even HAVE rain but ive been to the hero of lights planet and that has tasty little rainbow colors in it
Just go to the HR department and f|x|le a compla|x|nt.
send ТТ]-[em ТТ[] ТТ]-[e [[]rn maze am i rig]-[ТТ?
...4R3 YOU S3R1OUS?
F1R3 TH3M. H4RR4SSM3NT C4S3.
:33< kill them
aLl fIsH GoTtA DiE. i'm bEiNg dEaD FuCkInG SeRiOuS. iF YoU A FiSh aNd i sEe yOu, I'M ChOkInG YoU OuT UnTiL ThE LiGhT LeAvEs yOuR GlOsSy mOtHeR FuCkInG SaLtY SeEiNg oRgAnS. i'm tEaRiNg iNtO YoUr mOtHeR FuCkInG FaCe lIkE A ReAl hUnGrY BiTcH, i'm cHoMpInG OfF ThOsE FiNs aNd mAkInG ThEm iNtO A NeCkLaCe sO EvErY MoThEr fUcKeR CaN CoWeR In fRoNt oF Me. I'Ma mAkE ThE OcEaN ChUrN WiTh tHe gUtS Of eVeRy fIsH I MoThEr fUcKiNg gEt mY HaNdS On.
im glad to knowv Im not in the list of murderables btwv im going to go commit robbery nowv.
no and no..
well!!! now that i have blocked all those annoying idiots, i think i am going to have a much better time on this site!
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.