♠ hated by @geodeGardener
i take jabs at variants of terrible people so congratulations on making the list
seems to be the only worthwhile thing you do
been getting really into corn lately. i wonder what kind of nonsense i can alchemize it into
i think im going to start outsourcing my consort tips to other naks. since im actually starting to develop an active social life i just dont have the time to spare
consort tip: be careful with your health! if injured seek vitality gel to restore yourself back to full. its good for cuts bruises breaks and hangovers
i think if i had horns i would keep food on them for a convenient snack i can enjoy anytime
nak nak nak how many people on this site experience dreams instead of dream bubbles? consorts cant reach those by normal means so we have to settle for kissing fake imagination people when we fall asleep
Feeding Kaikka another daddyberry btw.
this new sylladex is really easy to use. way better than that one we stole off our heros dead brother. it doesnt even have a gimmick naknaknak and it can hold REALLY big things
NO! AND YOULL NEVER FIND ME! NAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAKNAK
Means I need my daddy mush.
consort tip: every time you kill a consort you earn one negative karma. no one knows what happens if this accumulates too much but eridan killed a lot of his and well you all know what happened to him
D --> But it had the words buff men in it
D --> Wait I also received the deverified badge D --> I'm reputable D --> Right D --> I am a reputable person
#davedoodlesandotherart #nsfw ish count dirkula https://i.ibb.co/NdHy5CgT/20260529-093056.jpg
like sometimes i post in orders that make no sense
my posting isnt going to be as consistent as i want naknaknaknaknaknak my planet was turned into a place where time is more of a suggestion than a rule and sometimes what i post isnt sent at the same time as what i see
halloween will be here before we know it. what kind of costume would i look cutest in?
what the nak im nakkin here
does anyone else have this quirk where when they get impaled on a spike they wake up back in their bed and cant tell if it was a dream or not
what freakout? i didn't see a freakout.
D --> I am so buff
WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD FASHIONED CHEATING. CHEATING AND LYING AND BETRAYING. SO MUCH MORE CHIC.
those wouldnt even work on me! youre wasting your time
i wonder if rain feels differently on other planets naknaknak i mean my planet doesnt even HAVE rain but ive been to the hero of lights planet and that has tasty little rainbow colors in it
simmer dowvn, ladies. don't be so harsh on yourselvwes. just drop the quarter pounder an join a fitnessblock. i'm also a personal trainer zz;) i'll get ya in the pink.
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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Fu《 k!ng ugly, #《 ull y0urs≡lf.
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jade harley isnt real that was probably just a weather balloon you sucked off #nsfw
how dare you! slander! libel! controversy! naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak! crocodiles are obviously the superior consorts! youve got some serious problems naknak i hope you get help
why did @geodeGardener go through almost all my nakking posts and hate them naknaknaknaknaknak if you wanna kiss me all you have to do is ask
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naknaknaknaknak naknaknak nak naknak nak nak nak nak naknaknaknak naknaknak nakka nak naknaknak naknakka naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak nak!!! #nsfw
how the nak do i get it from pumpkin to pie WAIT i have an alchemiter naknaknaknaknak i can do this!!
you know what is an emotion? hunger. and im sating that with some bomb nakkin muffins right now do you want some nak
people always knock my suggestion to pour river water in your socks when theyre bored but you cant argue with the results! naknaknaknaknak then you wont be bored anymore! youll be incredibly uncomfortable! which is worse!
ate another horse