★Virsha Blysse★
@ghostlikeMechanism
★| got a rogue lusus problem? give me a call and i'll take care of it | reasonable rates $$$ | cull-or-capture | i also draw | quads ♥️distra addnap -♦️vanera ashelt - ♠️ none - ♣️ none |★
[|||] those cloister girls have been real nice to me, save for one but like, regardless i hope they're all doing alright,,,
[|||] #newprofilepic having myself a sweet treat~ https://file.garden/ydmquqmz-xkjrfza/%5b1%5d%20chittr_stuff/%5bfa%5d%20%5bvirsha-icon%5d.png
who drew this this is awesome
[|||] gotta agree with the sexy clown with the big tits here, sorry #thesummonerisatwink
[|||] gotta bring out the good #substances and drinks for potential guests~ ,,, and also wake up scorpionmom for potentially unwanted guests.
cønsøle.løg("høw's that tail wørking før ya btw");
[|||] no problems at all, she's been all good with her little constructs and stuff~
cønsøle.løg("next time i can upgrade it før a little extra cuz i've been studying the tech as øf late");
[|||] i'll let you knooow if she's interested, she's still pretty satisfied right noooooow~
[|||] i'll try to come up with like, one pickup line just to satisfy the chittr vibes,,, ahem,,, your hands remind me of a necklace, the way i think they'd look so good around my neck~ #nsfw
[|||] i'm not really into pickup lines i like to sing romantic songs to my matesprit,,, like karaoke style,,,
[|||] is chittr doing pickup lines tonight??? cheeeeeesy as fuck but also awesome lmao
Who is picking up lines?
Only lines i currently have witnessed involved 5 grams
[|||] you're pretty dense for a detective huh??? a pickup line is like, generally a metaphoric and/or hyperbolic phrase type deal that's used for like, getting romantic or sexual attention???
[|||] been acting normal but honestly kinda worried for hamifi's friends,,, bombing an event like that is a real dick move and i've done some dick moves in my time
[|||] making a cute jade girl blush is a pretty good accomplishment, and she's real nice too~ feels like the start of an iiiiiinteresting friendship~
[|||] can't believe i missed the rankmaid yaoi paddle beatdown,,, sigh if only she'd tell me to bend over too #nsfw
[|||] uhhh,,, didn't expect you to see this,,, i almost forgot you follow me,,, could you pretend you didn't see this???
[|||] vagueposting but positively: gyarus are like, reeeeeeally good at kissing~
[|||] currently rethinking my pitch relations a little bit, had a little fling recently but that didn't really go anywhere (was still pretty nice though~) maybe i can just fuck around with some fwb and put them down on documentation as my kismeeeeeesis??? but then again i dunno who would be down for that lmao~ #nsfw
[|||] soooooometimes i think about the time when i was younger and i got taken in by some clown friends they did the facepaint on me and everything,,, i was the cutest little cerulean clown pirate, but then they got sent off-planet. scorpionmom didn't like me hanging out with them (said they were making me too violent) so i stopped wearing the facepaint and stuff, but now that i'm older i'm thinking about how they're doing and where they're at,,,
[|||] lmao dressing like a pirate and performing the crime of piracy are two different things~ but on like, a serious note, we weren't up to piracy, they just saw a cerulean ancestor in a book and dressed me in her image but in a clowny kinda way~
[|||] oh lmao wait a minute you're that one dork!!! acting all high and mighty on me when you're not even on the same level as your blood color would suggest~
[|||] dunno who this "serket" is but is this guy trying to replace a pitch relationship or something??? lmao i wouldn't be in any quad with this guy if he were the last troll on alternia~
i know right??? yeah, he was kind of desPerate for vriska serket if you've heard of her. (if you haven't, give it time, there's Like 50 on here.)
[|||] not dealing with the hatebot anymore, byebyeeeeee~
ughhh i know right!!!!???? hell of 4 first impression 4 this pl4ce. luckily most everyone else seems cool.
[|||] hey @ostensiblyarrogant hope you don't mind i'm coming over to your hive, don't bother cleaning up cutie <>
[|||] i should see about messing around with my moirail sometime, been craving some aloooooone time with her~ #nsfw
[|||] thinking i might hang with that daraya girl again sometime, she was nice company to have around the hive~ especially with that attitude of hers~ ;]
[|||] #nowplaying magnet - anamanaguchi #lyrics "you're a magnet to me, you bring me closer and closer til i can't breathe you're a magnet to me, you bring me closer and closer til i can't breathe and i don't need air when i'm with you you don't need air when you're with me i don't need air when i'm with you you don't need air when you're with me" https://anamanaguchi.bandcamp.com/track/magnet
[|||] ugh,,, how much did i drink yesterday??? and what's this dripping down my leg??? oooh wait,,, darlin hehehe,,, #nsfw
[|||] tonight i learned that making out with a cute girl can really help with cigarette burns on the tongue~ #nsfw #justincase