★Virsha Blysse★
@ghostlikeMechanism
★| got a rogue lusus problem? give me a call and i'll take care of it | reasonable rates $$$ | cull-or-capture | i also draw | quads ♥️distra addnap -♦️vanera ashelt - ♠️ none - ♣️ none |★
hhg hh iim hidding g eeggs! (tags: oviposition, #nsfw, easter sunday fic, archive rating: E)
[|||] miss rankmaid what are those noises,,,???
[|||] soooooo crucifixion huh??? i'm gonna be chilling at my hiiive,,, might invite someone over~
[|||] lmao that guy is liiike getting crucifed at his own festival~
I heard Eridan is getting crucified? I don't think I'd like to attend that.... #EridanWeek
[|||] i'd say that's bizarre, but stranger has happened at the event for sure,,,
So, I may have had a couple of drinks but it's okay.. I'm still sober.. Hmph. #Substance
[|||] it's nice to relax a little with a gentle buzz,,, i'm a little buzzed myself too~
It's fucking high enough that my cloistermate is wasted.. I HATE BEING HEAVY WEIGHT.. I need something stronger.. Sorry for yelling...
[|||] it's alright,,, you sure it's not taking awhile to hit??? sometimes it has a delayed reaction,,,
I hope it's a delayed reaction, Guess we'll wait and see...
thinking about wireplay tonight thinking about being an adorable little robot who malfunctions and bluescreens so my owner has to put me up on a metal table while i just stare up at them with my robot eyes and feel like pry open my frontal hatch to look inside my robot guts "does it look okay?" i would ask meekly but theyre so focused they just pull my closer across the table and start digging around and every wire they skim or pull is electrifying and in a mellow and calm voice they say "you still with me?" and i just buzz and smoke a bit before they unplug and replace something that makes me stutter out pained noise bits before having to put gloves on to really get deeper and really pull at soft flexible stretchy wires while my screen changes to blue and my robotic body goes stiff and short circuits and how hard is it to become a robot anyways (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, wireplay, robophilia, robofucker, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
[|||] can i be a little bold perhaps,,,???
I need a drink. #substance
[|||] want some company with that drink???
Maybe... I'm just surprised over things and I think a drink would help.
How many alcoholics are here? #substance
[|||] i waaaaaas like borderline at one point??? but then there was a time i had to liiike ration the stuff and i liiike, basically stopped driiiiiinking so often~
My AccounT Is SafE. FoR Me. MaybE NoT AnyonE ElsE
MaN EacH PosT AbouT Tonight'S EridaN WeeK StufF MakeS Me EitheR JealouS Or RelieveD I'm NoT AttendiN' TonighT.
[|||] i say it's better to watch a train wreck from a safe distance~
꩜Scary girl hourS…꩜
[|||] that's one way to make a heart beat faster~
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK IM SPRINTINGF FOR MYL IFE ]
[|||] darlin do you need like, an escape plan or something??? are you good???
[|||] you look kinda twinkish,,,