♠ hated by @ghostlikeMechanism
tung tnug tngu sAhur Am | syA|g thAt r|ght
the people havwe spoken. they vwant my thoughts, they vwant vwhat iwve got
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
THERE IS NO. YOu AND CHIXIE. YOuR PARASOCIAL BuMFuCKERY. JuST MAKES YOu LOOK PATHETIC. SHE RESPONDED TO MY POST. SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOu. FROM A FRECKLE ON HER FAT. uNFuCKABLE FANNY. AND EVEN IF SHE EVENTuALLY LEARNS. THE BLOCK BuTTON IS FREE? YOu ARE THROWING A HISSY BITCHFIT. OVER A PROBLEM. YOu ARE ACTIVELY LETTING EXIST. YOu AREN'T READING IT. FOR THE EXACT REASON YOu WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE. YOu CANNOT.
YOu MAY NEED TO TIME YOuR POSTS A LITTLE BETTER. CLEARLY. THEY DECLARE YOu ARE HuGGING ME. NOW A TOTAL OF TWO TIMES. PER POST ORDER RuLES. WHATEVER BEEF YOu HAVE WITH BLIND PEOPLE. HAS FuCKALL TO DO WITH ME. I AM A STAuNCH ALLY. OF THE uNSEEING COMMuNITY. I HAVE ADDED HuNDREDS TO THEIR NuMBERS. FuCKED uP. AND ABLEIST OF YOu. TO TELL ALL OF THESE PEOPLE. I MuTILATED. THAT THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM. NOT SINCE I SETTLED. AN EYE FOR AN EYE. BY TAKING TWO. IN ADVANCE OF THEM EVEN FINDING MINE. ALL OF THIS TO SAY. DO ALTERNIANS EVEN HAVE DOCTORS? WHY ISN'T IT. A DOCTERRORIST. OR A DOCTYRANT. OR A MEDICTATOR. ARE YOu REALLY SO PAINFuLLY. ALLERGIC TO IMAGINATION. YOu HAD TO uSE. THE BOG STANDARD REGuLAR WORD. FOR A PROFESSION. FuCK YOu'RE STuPID. NO WONDER. YOu HAVE THE READING COMPREHENSION. OF SOMEONE. THAT I PERSONALLY BLINDED. AND LET LOOSE. TO WATCH THEM STuMBLE AROuND. FuCK.
A SECOND HuG? AND A KICK? THIS IS uTTERLY TOO KIND. YOu EVEN EXEMPLIFIED MY BODACIOuS BODY. BY COMPARING. MY GLuTES. TO SEVEN WHOLE DAYS. I'VE GOT A MONDAY TO FRIDAY ASS. A SERIOuS SET OF CHEEKS. AND ANYONE RESPONDING. CLEARLY MuST WANT A PIECE OF THOSE. THAT IS. BEYOND GAY. OF YOu.
WHAT A REPuLSIVE THING TO SAY ON @writenRevolution'S POST. DID YOu NOT KNOW THAT CHIXIE IS HAVING AN EMOTIONAL EPISODE? LOOK AT YOu. STIRRING uP TROuBLE. CAuSING SHIT. TRYING TO INSPIRE. MORE. AN EMOTIONAL SEASON. AN EMOTIONAL MOVIE TIE-IN TRILOGY. A FuCKING SPINOFF BREAKDOWN.
TOO LATE. BITCH. YOu SHOuLD NOT HAVE HATCHED. WITH A FRAIL. WOMANLY CONSTITuTION. IF YOu WANTED PEOPLE. TO HuG YOu SERIOuSLY. NOW ALL YOuR HuGS. ARE BELONG TO uS. AND WHAT IS YOuRS IS MINE. WHAT IS MINE. IS ALSO MINE. SuCKS TO FuCKING SuCK. ASSHOLETTE.
THANKS. INTERCEPTED.
SORRY. I TOOK THEM ALL. THE PEOPLE LOVE ME. NOT YOu.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/385a7c964473.png
Nothing has happened, young lady. Would you care for a candy during these trying times? I know for a fact you'll enjoy them, everybody does. It will most certainly help you think clearer.
A great guest, @barackObama is.
I have something of a suggestion: https://youtu.be/f3jdbFOidds?si=ODTYR6Jnv9Mnbsg6
Please refrain from "hating" my chitts as I have done nothing wrong, but I have come up with another "meme" to appeal to you, hopefully better than last time. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1473103318351085723/1480769631265361980/10ba146ac69ddd2d0b1443236804224c.jpg?ex=69d6746f&is=69d522ef&hm=ab584e0e70020552fe46d063c250d59c2049998a3210ed2ee30fb72ec2ffd8a1&=&format=webp&width=893&height=680
K--<thank you. please update us all with a constant liveblog of your masturbatory habits. this is what i boot up my desktop netbug for.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... erhg. that too. #nsfw ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ grhsfgfufck oyu virtvhs ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ God fuckign dmaint o t again ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ What? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Gonna look for Virsha. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ w. what ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’m. Coming over. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Tch. ]
im putting 2gether an anti-anime taskforce
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm not being weird. I don't know what you're on about ptitsa. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ And what would you prefer me to call you then, huh skitebird? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Whatever you say, Virsha. ]
when are people going to realize all of chixies music is just ai generated slop
♡ So many beautiful babes on here tolight. ♡
Sad to have missed you. ♧ Just my luck. ♧
◇ It's SO sweet wheb you worry about me like this, Chixie-pixie. ◇
IMPORTANT: TROLL AUSTIN PPOWERS: A ccallout ppost; I'm ggoing to sstart tthis off by ssaying I am NNOT JJEALOUS ddespite wwhat ssome ttrolls mmay ttry to fforce yyou to bbelieve.~< Ffirst of all wwhat tthe ffuck kkind of nname is ttroll Austin Ppowers tthat's llike a hhuman bbeing nnamed "Hhuman Ddude Llastname"~< Ssecondly wwhy ddoes he lloook llike tthat I tthink I'm a ppretty nnice ttroll I don't tthink yyou hhave to be hhot to tthink yyou sshouldn't ddie bbut llike wwhy ddoes hhe llook like tthat yyou know? Makes yyou wwonder if hhe wwon out of ppity. ~< Nnow onto the actual ccallout ppart. Hhe is sso ffucking annoying. Wwhen I ssay sshit llike TTHAT it's "sSexual hharrassment" bbut wwhen HHE ddoes it ssuddenly iit's "tthe ffunniest sshit II've ever hheard" I tthink it's bbigotry ttowards mme bbut tthat's a cconversation ffor another dday aand I ddon't rreally llike ccalling ppeople out for bbigotry wwithout pproof but iit iis sstrange.....~< Oh and another tthing hhe ddidn't ccare wwhen hhis mmatesprit ERXPLODED and llike sshe wwas a ttrollbot bbut tthat ddoesn't mmean wwhat tthey hhad ttogether wwasn't sspecial, bbut evidently it wwasn't bbecause hhe ddidn't ffucking CCARE. ~< Aalso hhe wwas rred at ssome ppoint and I sshouldn't hhave to explain wwhy tthat's pproblematic.~<
=^owo^= Maybe not that. I could perhaps convince Nemeow to offer some of the holy text she has transcripted to other more readable books in modern Alternian.
ii cant get my Aii giirlfriiend two talk two me ii thiink ii fucked 2omethiing up wiith her code.
(| mid restaurant anyway to be honest. maybe if it started filling those pizzas and tacos with Juicy Tubed Meat it wouldn't get wrecked by rabid lusii |)