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>>big cl^o^wn... thats it thats the p^o^st
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welcome back everyone
I hope it's a delayed reaction, Guess we'll wait and see...

concept: pitchbaiting your blackrom crush by purposefully commenting dense things on their chits or starting arguements just to feel the thrill of them inching closer to snapping and putting you in your place (concept: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, blackrom, #nsfw, asking for it, <3<, chittr mention, out of quadlock, archive rating: M)
So, I may have had a couple of drinks but it's okay.. I'm still sober.. Hmph. #Substance

thinking about wireplay tonight thinking about being an adorable little robot who malfunctions and bluescreens so my owner has to put me up on a metal table while i just stare up at them with my robot eyes and feel like pry open my frontal hatch to look inside my robot guts "does it look okay?" i would ask meekly but theyre so focused they just pull my closer across the table and start digging around and every wire they skim or pull is electrifying and in a mellow and calm voice they say "you still with me?" and i just buzz and smoke a bit before they unplug and replace something that makes me stutter out pained noise bits before having to put gloves on to really get deeper and really pull at soft flexible stretchy wires while my screen changes to blue and my robotic body goes stiff and short circuits and how hard is it to become a robot anyways (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, wireplay, robophilia, robofucker, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
>W3nt to a fashion show with th3 boss and w3 w3r3 posing for a gall3ry of h3r conc3pt fits. I was allow3d to show off th3 Mat3sprit outfit h3r3. So. H3r3. https://i.imgur.com/SC06Z8g.png
I'll probably ask you to drink with me at some point.
That'd be lovely.. Honestly I just need a break from things and a drink sounds like it'll help right now...
▲look if you need some of it i guess i can share a bottle▼
Maybe... I'm just surprised over things and I think a drink would help.
I need a drink. #substance
My AccounT Is SafE. FoR Me. MaybE NoT AnyonE ElsE
i have enough trolls in my inner circle that i like spending time with to organize a boardgame night at my hive / i'm not sure if i wanna go for poker / or maybe all true believers / oh i could do exploding meowbeasts / decisions decisions / who out of my friends would be interested
MaN EacH PosT AbouT Tonight'S EridaN WeeK StufF MakeS Me EitheR JealouS Or RelieveD I'm NoT AttendiN' TonighT.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek #iwantcandy YA chuvstvuyu sebya REMARKABLE! https://files.catbox.moe/scnig6.png https://files.catbox.moe/eoj2qs.png ]
꩜I don’t know what #eridanweek iS. And quite franklY. I don’t carE.꩜
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK IM SPRINTINGF FOR MYL IFE ]
⚞₍^ I gฅt the earz httpz://f2.tฅyhฅu.ze/file/f2-tฅyhฅu-ze/imagez/117787949_JMฅOA5ZVnW5Chbq.png ^₎⚟⟆
<p>The amount of individuals upset that a member of my caste has been placed in charge of a colony city is proof of the short-sightedness of a large number trolls. My skill speaks for itself. Anyone else who attempts to contact me about this matter will have a drone dispatched to their location immediately. I am frankly tired of it all.</p>
// ooc vaguepost https://files.catbox.moe/7hz1rn.png
✨🍭🕷️ sorry. sorry i said that. 🕷️🍭✨
4GHHHH SHUT UP!!
Rent free. https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/Screenshot%202026-04-03%20103253.png
… (⓪◇⓪) https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnR⓪f0eI/Illustrati⓪n58.png
Nicolas Cage should get an account on here.
▼▼▼gog just got reminded that the #cloistermeet isn't far away▲▲▲ ▼If i stab myself in the foot i wonder if I'll be allowed to stay in our cloister instead▲

This keeps happening to me when I'm trying to get ready to go out. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/13/f3dde6799de96ac7510a280d8b82da293f955fb3.png
Of course its horny friday we all have horns, dumpass.
good to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! either way im missing the fun considering i think some of my friends are dodging bombs without me!!!
time to check every account and make sure i am not accidentally missing DMs on any of them because i legit didn't get that notification wtf why is the world deciding to cockblock syllii from having a chance in her red
Aside From Being Sexy, What Do You Do For A Living? #nsfw
Are you a matchbook? Cause I wanna grab a handful and rub mew til it burns, mew~ 💖✨ #nsfw #arson
For Some Reason, I Was Feeling A Little Off Today. But When You Came Along, You Definitely Turned Me On.
Are You A Magnet? Because You Sure Are Attracting Me Over Here.
ey bby r u an arcade machine cuz i wanna press ur buttons n score
;OOOO plzzz babes we cud have sooooo much fun <3
pickup lines? fuck the lines cum pick me up ;) 50 kilos im easy 2 handle <3 #nsfw
Ah. I have not heard of these words before is all.

You got a mirror in your pock3t? Cau23 I can 233 my23lf in your pant2 #n2fw?
cant believe im cryne over a MAN rn drunk asl heres a tip for yall never fall in love with some1 cuz everything u love will b ripped away from u :))) <3
bLeEeEeEeHhHhHhH dO YoU LiKe oNe cAnDy bAr? wHaT AbOuT TwO? ThReEs jUsT GoInG ToO CrAzY

im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)

10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
I have to head off for now. Duty calls! Good Light!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c17f595851d6.png #itsofficial @daftPunk

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just he4rd 48out wh4t h4ppened 4t #Erid4nWeek. my 8loodpusher goes out to 4nyone who h4d the mis4tune of 8eing in such close proximity to so much c4rn4ge 4nd glistening,,,, delect48le 8lood.... i will 8e setting 4side 4 ch4pter in my upcoming flushfic wherein my self insert will denounce the 4ctions of 4ny violent extremists involved in the incident. it''''ll 8e right 4fter the ste4my p4iling section with moir4il encour4gement. #nsfw
> Bronya just decides to leave a reaction for now.. She'll think on this though.
O-oh dear.. I see.. Oh gosh.. Haha.. Did it get hot in here?
I was told you people would appreciate me #oiledup? Whatever that really means.... Not sure if that's true!
AnY TipS On HoW To Un-LearN "PorN ActinG" SkillS AnD AcT BetteR #nsfw (ish)
Maybe? I mean... I am attending #JeevikWeek when it happens! Our heiress always makes it a thing that we have to attend.
Maybe I'll try attending the next event... I feel kind of left out.
Didn’t have red so I guess it’s topped with stupid sauce?? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/de/af/4e/deaf4e76c2265c487d9730471615f764.jpg
guys,... fuckin slenderman wuz at #eridanweek WTF
there has to be more importannt thinngs to worry about thann fuckinng #eridannweek. some of you nneed hobbies
i 7hink 7r0ll bella sh0uldve smacked 7r0ll edward f0r 7hinking ab0u7 leaving her smh #nsfw ish kinda #kismesis p0s7ing
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guys i h0pe my s7ash c0mes bef0re my dinner… 7ha7 w0uld be s0 magical… #subs7ance
I think a creampie will fix me. (It won't.) (I am willing to try though.) #nsfw

#tagcream #creamhim #nsfw #imcreaming #eridanweek
f0r y0u?? i can def make an excep7i0n y0u’re jus7 s0 persuasive!!
i7s a pers0nal small business 0f mine i jus7 se7 up recen7ly, y0u can def send references and applica7i0ns 7hr0ugh my dms cx bu7 0n 7he day 0f 7he in7erview be sure 70 have y0ur bes7 lips7ick 0n f0r 7he sm00ch 7es7!! every0ne mus7 pass a sm00ch 7es7 bef0re being hired cx
kissing girls is a full 7ime j0b… and i’m empl0yee 0f 7he m0n7h…. #nsfw ish
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek he just spanked him with a paddle. #nsfw ]
In celebration of my new found fame and fortune, I declare that #eridanweek is the basis of my next horror short story/saucy wizard fiction.
I know my culinary arts. It is half my name after all!
✿ ok guys making a sandwich what shld i put in it and yez it is gunna have 6 layerz just in case u were wondering. my sextuple sandwich. wait
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! IS JAKE DONE FOR, OR WILL #eridanw33k's NAMESAKE SAVE HIM?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png
......... I should have just gone with ringside. The ring looks like a saltine cracker from here. Did someone win....? #EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3eeaef23ea80.png - MC Oleana
having an07her 7r0ll 0rder and pay f0r weed f0r me has me feeling all s0r7s 0f special cx 7hnxxxxxx an0n 7r0ll!!! >~< #subs7ance
I finalLY decidED TO joIN thIS platfoRM! QuiTE excitED!
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
jus7 707es spammed 7he rankmaid by acciden7… im g0nna g0 find a h0bby n0w… >\\\\<
therapy SsseSssSssion where the therapy... iSss making out xP yeSssSss yeSss
✿ guys im learning how to use sosh meed okay heres my #facereveal https://i.ibb.co/2YPH9Ckr/chud-glurpi.png

i meant a good clean fight i wanted to see a good clean fightplease please
i7’s hard having a big bl00dpusher… even harder having big rumblespheres… xc #nsfw #sillyp0s7ing
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ No no keep talking. ]
eridan week this, eridan week that. wh꥟'s up f꥟r evil femd꥟m week. any꥟ne? ꥟h, it's ꥟kay. y꥟u all hate me.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d02055f96544.jpg Silly Goal of the Day attained. Following 666. If you align with that genre of the occult.
▼▼▼why the fuck do i always have to sacrifice enjoying my life for a system that never sacrificed anything for me▲▲▲
i know right??? yeah, he was kind of desPerate for vriska serket if you've heard of her. (if you haven't, give it time, there's Like 50 on here.)
All 101 Cats Are Found. That Was A Little Overwhelming But It Was Fun. um. what Do I Do With All These Cats.
LoL, she's not gonna rePLace serket for you, dude.
The fact Jax is not here yet brings me so much joy and happiness
I JINXED IT I JINXED IT #vagueposting
Every single hour since he logged on I feel like I am fighting for my life
Love all of you guys but like the guy that just hates every single post is sort of annoying it was funny at first but it’s kinda ruining my cull and cult scores on both of my profiles and doesn’t give me a good mirror of how people see me :/
lesbians kissing Can national lesbian day be every day
▲oh my gog this is so funny, i think two thirds of her likes are bronyas posts▼ ▲maybe this won't be totally lame, worth a couple laughs▼
_@¡II have made what the humanss ccall; ssugar ccookiiess! Although, wiith the iingrediientss we have here, theyy turned out a briight green ccolor! ^_^ After II fiiniissh up the next ccouple batcchess of goodss II'll be ssure to take piiccturess!!!¡@_
g꥟꥟d, whatever time it is f꥟r y꥟u, chittr. i've just been inf꥟rmed ꥟f an image p꥟sted ꥟f me by ꥟ne ꥟f my w꥟rkers. y꥟u all decide if he lives ꥟r dies. pick.
▲crazy that I've messed up my sleep schedule so bad it's like I'm in a different timezone from the rest of the cloister▼ ▲guess I'll have to fix that eventually▼ ▼or not▲
▼you getting pailed just once would fix you i know it▲
It's part of the dress code sadly, I'd get culled otherwise!
I don't have any selfies but I do have this photo of me from our orientation tome! #Selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a127c915409c.png

concept: painal (tags: i would have written more but i started getting dizzy from blood loss, #nsfw, waste chute content anyone im clattering my mug across the steel bars of my enclosure, archive rating: E)
▼▼▼the simp got here pack it up everyone funs over▲▲▲
mmelatonninn dissolvable tablets (strawberry flavor) go crazy. legitimmately could eat these like canndy annd ascennd to a higher planne of thinnkinng
Mahcka and three other trolls related to her storyline in Blood + Bones! https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/M_E_C_P_refs1_may_2024.png

do these men have names
men will kiss in front of you while you hold open the front door waiting for them to get back inside.
Full Reference image of Syllii for you all! https://file.garden/XpidrV1bbgcDmDPG/other/syllii_cynmin1_ref1_apr2026.png
ughhh i know right!!!!???? hell of 4 first impression 4 this pl4ce. luckily most everyone else seems cool.
Do you hear that? The squeak, squeak, squeak of oversized shoes echoing down your grubby little alleyways... I'm just out collecting the congregation! It’s so heartwarming to see you fragile little lowbloods kick and scratch at the pavement on your way to the Dark Church. Don’t worry, by the time I drag you down the aisle and into the deep shadows, you’ll be smiling just like us. Hoohee! The choir is always looking for fresh, screaming vocal cords! 🤡⛪🩸
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i, stay up late because, im going to sleep in late no matter what, so i, might, as well get more time out of my pitiful existence,
My Chittr Notifications Are Just Full Of Hate Right Now…. Sad Times.

concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Oh Boy… I May Be Causing Trouble For My Future…

that 2ound2 li3k a futur3 u probl3m
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I think ... I want her. ]
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d7d9e3abd97.jpg ▲@eternalLife you owe me those free nights▼ #nsfw
▲@ursaMajor gonna be away from the cloister for a bit, hitting up a few parties, @eternalLife is gonna cover my shifts▼ ▲guess the hornyposting trend wasn't totally lame after all▼
why is john posting about peanut butter sandwiches????????
Thank you #eridanweek!!! See you Next Time ... 😈 https://i.imgur.com/bIwUdBb.png
fUCK IT 3FURRRYBODY 3LS3 WAS DOIN IT 3ARLI3R mew~ PAWSTING #BULG3 FURRR A LAT3 #APRRRILFOOLS DAY PRRRANK #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/NNjmMgH.png mew~ 💖✨
ugh be h0nes7, wha7 w0uld y0u guys d0 in 7he rare even7 7ha7 a rainb0w drinker fell in l0ve wi7h y0u??? id pr0bably screech in pure exci7emen7 pers0nally…

Wi2h I kn3w lit3rally anyon3 h3r3 or had brought 2om3 booz3 fml #2ub2tanc3 #3ridanw3ak #MCQrock22tillthough

concept: crawling on top of a mate whos nearly twice your size, her expression calm and almost amused as you begin feverishly kissing at her neck "i was pailing before you had your first molt, darling... you sure you can handle me?" your body reacts without your permission at that statement, moaning into her neck and bucking your hips like a needy barkbeast "no need to rush, eager little thing..." (tags: Reader/Older Woman, age difference, vague quad, no quad mentioned, flushed implication i suppose, Troll/Troll, size difference, big lady, experienced partner, #nsfw)
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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates

Little pause because I just cannot in good conscience not do a #humpday post #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/0492a07556fd085002072bc5a9a606c0199fb6fd.png

One last post before #bedge #nsfw Who's coming? https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/21/076a8d29ab5a7bead29a2d7b57b91cbbe237fa24.png
THE rankmaid-sama f0ll0wing ME? wh7 an h0n0r!! cx
you can tell booktok girliesss think they dessserve to live #booktok

Seems like it's the most lurid hour after putting all those rumors to rest so, here you go. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1337/sample_5d6fa164b0ab6213bed54c22f08d2abd3bc2e289.jpg?1386706 #Nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/7oWbeO9v3Cfs900q7JhLAs?si=72551ab1271245d4

=( What is an Eridan )
@celestialAbsurdity @gastropodVehemence @waningCatastrophe p1.... https://i.gyazo.com/d6f756cb6e550718a1c5292f64bc7969.png

what if god cam3 down from h3av3n and 2aid "it2 pronounc3d jod" and l3ft
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... erhg. that too. #nsfw ]
▲easiest free scuttletaxi of my life, see you losers later▼
▲I think we all know▼
PINNED CHITT AWEWT !!! X3 hewwo evewybody !!! this is twagan sewehn hewe !!! twagan wuvs making cute cwothes and yummy sweet tweats !!! yippee !!!!!!!!!!!!!! pwease check out twagans onwine stowe fow gweat deaws on pwemium items !!! X3 https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/hewwo.png
5 seconds before we fight to the death , , , @deathlessDeadwood https://i.gyazo.com/9eb37d54876a11b962899427939ee73f.png
If you were here, I'd never have a fear So go on, live your life But I miss you more than I did yesterday (YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!) https://i.imgur.com/yn5kn6C.png

and now ladi32 and g3ntl3m3n for my n3xt trick i will n33d to borrow a gun from th3 audi3nc3
are 7ramp s7amps s7ill c00l? wha7s in n0w f0r 7a7700s...? #nsfw (jus7 in case!)
bitch , , , https://i.gyazo.com/ad0ed6395ffd044d6fe9bde21699ae82.png #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ God fuckign dmaint o t again ]
dont worry guys the REAL #eridanweek merch you all wanted (mine) is hitting the shelves for all you desperate saps plus it comes pre-stained with mysterious substances https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_158A55E871D5-1.jpeg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ What? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Gonna look for Virsha. ]
1 h4v3 found out th4t #M1ndf4ng 1s obs3ss3d w1th m3. #3r1d4nw33k

i m3an im down to try anything onc3 typ3 2hit

i wa2 ju2t curiou2 of th3 logi2tic2 not di22in

how would that 3v3n work

put a condom on your 3ar and fuck what you h3ard about m3 #n2fw
Just Telepathically Sexed John #nsfw
so from what i have been able to gather, it sounds lyke eridanweek has been a ryp roaring success! that's great! #eridanweek
OH MY GOG TROLL BBNOS NOTIC3D M3 https://i.imgur.com/A1qrkS3.png mew~ 💖✨
decided 70 a77end eridan week af7er all xc s0rry f0r 7he back and f0r7h i guess im jus7 anxi0us ab0u7 such a huge even7! h0pe 70 mee7 every0ne 7here xp
She's pretty durable. But I think she'd maybe just throw caegars your way while you did the gunfu shit.
No, actually, I think I'll pass on this one. Everything I've seen said a8out #EridanWeek either concerns me gr8ly, or makes me feel vastly self-assured in my shut-in ways.
I have a friend who'd pay good money to see that, and also chase the lasers if she were also turnt.
if something happens to you because of your imbibing of my slop eridan ampora takes full responsibility #eridanweek
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ is.. is fucking virsha here? ]
Alway$ nice to meet a fan! $tay $afe out here, okay?
if youre hungry and want a bowl of slop just let me know if you want it thick or thin (or spiked) and i will make it for you but do not ask me about the ingredients i will not tell you #eridanweek
im gonna use it to make an alcoholic variety of the gruel im peddling
dear hungry individuals dont even worry about this come find me ill get you set up with nutritious and filling SLOP in a bowl
= B(---> How Are You Getting F=exed On By Grubschoo=ers
I $aved a grub$chooler and he a$ked "do I have a boon?" when I $aid no, he did a buck $pread and $aid he knew I wouldn't. How did a troll that young get that many boonbuck$ and WHERE I$ HI$ LU$U$???
Making my rounds at #EridanWeek, hope to catch the people of the Chittr community by my side, daleee
i tried to tell yall to start eatin gruel wit the fools
Hey, every day above ground is a great day, remember that, daleee
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lol sure perv but i use a funnel to drink it down efficiently so youre gonna have to use that implement
#Been there #Done that, daleee
Hey, #chittr! Catch me at #eridanweek. 305 to Worldwide!daleee
if anyone is feeling a bit peckish at #eridanweek dont worry i brought enough to share https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0401.jpeg
▼man this eridan week sucks bulge▲ ▼best thing to do here is leave▲

arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
ugh w0uld luv if hell0 cri77er w0uld c0llab wi7h me!!! maybe i sh0uld make 7ha7 a fu7ure g0al....

Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
he ac7ually means 7he w0rld 70 me ugh... h77ps://i.imgur.c0m/viUw7QI.jpeg #hell0cri77er #fr0gcri77er #plsplspls
un4TTunaTTely TThii2 ii2 TThe only one ii have on hand TThaTT2 "2omewhaTT" "decenTT" hTTTTp2://f2.TToyhou.2e/fiile/f2-TToyhou-2e/iimage2/117534406_61LiihvKGLEcbCYQ.png
like 7his s7a7us if i sh0uld reserve a mee7 up place f0r eridan week! gran7ed i7ll pr0bably jus7 las7 l0ng en0ugh f0r day 2 bu7 7ha7s pr0bably en0ugh lul!
▲if i hate your post there's a solid 50/50 i either platonically think you're the lamest person in the world or i wanna shove your face in my nook till you stop squirming and there is no in between #nsfw▼
▲any of your pervs at #eridinweek desperate enough to let me put my ciggy out on them I cant find an ashtray▼ #nsfw
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▲i mean i've always found it's way easier to pitchbait than red or pale flirt. maybe i'm just predisposed to making people hate me▼
▲i wonder how many of you fuckers are all psyops, i bet at least a handful▼
I was considering doing one of those little attraction chart things, 8ut I realized that I couldn't fill it out, and it felt a little much to make half of the squares "Not Cronus Ampora".
..................Wh4t 1s yur1.
dyin 4 a gobblefiend sammit w some grubsauce mmmm #hungrypo$$ting #foodmaxxxing
▲if you can't handle me at my throwing bricks through your hive window you don't deserve me at my getting drunk on a weekday▼
Y3s... th4t c3rul34n 1S 3v1l 4s fuck...who3v3r 1t 1s...but th3r3 4r3 sp3c1f1c 3v1l on3s...
▲reminds me of my last pitch crush, maybe i should call her▼
▲also why the fuck are there a thousand dudes with the name strider how far out the loop am i smh▼
Ah the wonders of a pitch relationship. I'm certain this little adventure is only going to make them come back with more of a vengeance this time~

#kinky
☆ business as usual
Oh was it someone you knew coming after you?
Where did you tell them to send the stunned troll??

who want2 to pu2h our b3d2 tog3th3r and watch th3 u23r count 2lowly fall
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Fuc-u fkcing. fuhirg. hgh. Sh- shot ,me. #violence ]
☆ hhgwhhwh hes ssooo cool i dont knowwhy hes talking to me

ppeople are posting the are you my type things and im getting really sweaty about it
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✧・゚:*is my browser faulty or are there are two Kalians?*:・゚✧
jus7 saw 7he cu7es7 barkbeas7 0n my 7r0ll 70k f0r y0u page and i’m g0nna s0b!!!! i7 was s0000000 7iny and happy cx
☆ ywhuhhgh hello kkalinan sorry sorry sorry sorry sorruy
☆ CHECK ONLYFINS KALIAN POSTED A NEW IMAGESET #NSFW
playing 7r0ll sims 2 and ea7ing my snackssssss cx
<!-- When all alone in my bed I just go about yearning.. Girls!! Heheh c: #yuri #nsfw (?) -->
:33 < does anyone know how to get cum out of the thr33 in the morning dress n33d an answer quick #nsfw
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let me put my greasy fingerprints on your glasses
well ill be honest and say a ladys already been blowing up my palmhusk that i happen to have my socket on but i like to know who doesnt mind a little grime anyway lets me know who aint a normie
aw yeah i havent lost my touch https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0359.jpeg
why eat shrimp with the wimps when u could be eating gruel with a fool
and of course it also goes without saying that i am a participant in the #yurimandate because there needs to be someone for the girls who like em nasty
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i think it2 gra22 and thought2 tim3 yall
almost 3am i got work in the morning and im sat on here n watching my chud girlie play MGS
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i wi2h all crypto bro2 a v3ry m3rry lo23 all your mon3y
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Why would I be pissed you're whoring yourself out? I'm fine with what I have. #nsfw ]

Yoou already poosted aboout it oon Chittr 8\ Can't make it woorse by simply asking
you're right, i just need to try harder. I'LL START TRYING NOW.
you're opening up my mind right now... WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? wow, i need a minute to think about this.

you 2hould a2k th3m whil3 your3 at th3 dat3

ju2t a2k th3m bro
oh okay ^cuz ii thought you saiid somethiing about boners
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𝖋୧L𖥔 ☾ᴗ𖥔୧!་༘ ᰔI୨𑁤𖥔 D୧L୧𖥔୧ LA𖥔୧R #SᴗɞS𖥔AN☾୧S 𑁤𖥔𖥔PS://𝖋IL୧!་༘୨ARD୧N/A☾𖥔𖥔ᰔ୨-L୨D3𝖋𖹭୧4P/ᰔ୧%20⩊𑁤୧N%20Iᰔ%20L𖹭𖹭KIN%20☾ᴗ𖥔୧!་༘PN୨ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆。˚
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Virsha just said to me, "it's Boner time on Chittr." #nsfw ]
GET YOUR EMAILS IN... FOR THE NEXT "CLANCHE"...... THIS ONE IS SPECIAL.........
m0llusk lusi are s0 cu7e!!! specifically 7he gas7r0p0ds!!!! i jus7 wanna h0ld and p0ke 7hem!! gen7ly 0f c0urse~! cx
would you rather have 10000000000000000000000 caegars or one dirty coin

if its #chittrafterdark does that mean i can get a bit crazy for a moment #nsfw

being able to see how many people are online now is like looking through the curtain to see how big the crowd is

i think if i was a human boy i would have dark hair kept at my shoulders with piercing eyes but i usually keep them down and avoid people because im very nervous being a transfer student to the college im going to until one day i bump into a large human boy on campus he stops a football from hitting me by catching it hes very sweaty because he was playing and he looks at me and he says “you good?” and i just nod and from there we start growing closer and i start going to his games and he invites me to his dorm and i meet his girlfriend and his other friends and one time he invites me over but theres no one else there so im a bit nervous and he lays in his bed on his palmhusk scrolling with one arm above his head he has a tank top on and i sit awkwardly at the end of the bed silently until he starts showing me unfunny photos but i smile anyways because they seem to make him laugh and thats enough for me and when its time for me to leave he tosses me a hoodie because it got chilly outside so i say “thanks” and start walking going over every second of the hang out in my head and thinking about his girlfriend and then thinking about his smile and i lock myself in my dorm room and pathetically press my face into his hoodie while i take the edge off like a sweaty loser freak before looking down at the mess i made on my hand and letting apathy win instead of crying about it before taking a shower and sitting down in the tub to let the water run over me from above like rain (tags: im not quite sure actually, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
NothiN' ReallY, JusT HangiN' OuT AnD EnjoyiN' ThE "GooD StufF" #substances
HeY GuyS WhaT ArE We Up To TodaY
H4PPY SLUT S4TURD4Y TO MY F3LLOW SLUTS!! #NSFW

Now that th3r3 ar3 mor3 of y'all around to appr3ciat3 thi2 2hit http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg #tatt3dup #lfg
speaking 0f big 7r0ll j0b i really need 70 find 0ne my h0bbies are ge77ing way 700 expensive ugh xc

YALL wanna 233 my favorit3 N3W TATTOO?? B3t yall didnt 3v3n 233 IT in th3 pictur3
the soft spot i have for clowns cannot be overstated, , , something something drinking the wicked elixir makes ya one for life , , , ect , , , ect , , ,
hatched to ragebait, , , forced to work retail, , ,
ugh s0 7ired bu7 im back!!! n07hing 70 really n07e f0r my haul unf0r7una7ely bu7 i am keeping an eye 0u7 0nline cx
This is a good idea, nice choice. Ego sum ira Domini.
truly LOSER beh♠Vior to block someone you c♠n't st♠nd wh♠t h♠ppened to h♠r♠ssing the liVing shit out your enemies to m♠ke them regret eVery bre♠th of existence?
on that note if anyone has any suggestions for new and creative ways to eat slop im all ears just keep it sludge based
alright followup to the followup if anybody is in possession of a blender they no longer want please drop it in your nearest sewer and i will pick it up for you free of charge
i cant remember the last time i had a standard
im running out of bowls of mysterious slop to eat gonna have to get creative for the upcoming #mealpics
//as many of you know most of what I post as Chixie is just real shit that happens to me. I was handed a sealed bag of harabos gummies half asleep and told nothing but that they're a gift. I ate the whole bag and now will be livebloging my accidental high to you all. I'm safe but this is funny as shit so I'm content farming #substance

i meant to ppost another image of me at my desk i did not expect this reaction

"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png

i dont really know anything about cryptocurrency but will someone tell me which one i need to purchase to see two human men have sex i dont really understand i think one is called rumble and one is something to do with seadwellers please whats going on please can someone help me quickly please hello (tags: cryptocurrancy, whats going on in the stock market, are those two things connected, i dont really know, please help me, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
#ImNOTComing to #ERIDANWEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - MC Oleana
彡I think i got it..!! You guys lik3 this thumbnail? >ᴗ< #nsfw https://i.ibb.co/KpvVJDmJ/IMG-8321.png彡

Chittr, I come to you with yet another crowdsourcing post. Tonight's theme is... Post your number one fuck-tune #nsfw

=( Good evening, Chittr. My Lusus has decided to make an appearance tonight - a rather rare occurrence. I will be taking advantage of the opportunity and wrangling him to get a "professional" photograph taken today. Do keep your anticipation high, my dearest readers. )
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1 f34r 1 got too cur1ous. 4nd h4v3 s33n four too m4ny bulg3s 1n my s1ghts. Th1s 1s unfortun4t3. #nsfw
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downloading the lorax 2012 broke my laptop more than i imagined. send help.
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ That is the prettiest fuschia I have ever seen. ]
but that wouldnt be fun, right? ×××
</3: Im Not Dangerous Dear!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Need to stop gettin' attracted to dangerous people. ]

ah... gomen... how humiliating... i did not mean to leave that out X0X
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i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png

@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png

gulp... ive written a chitfic for every site update so far it havent i 0_0" ( tags: Site/User, taggingplay, #incest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, achive rating: E )
yall ever think sometimes
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Why can I no longer find my wife's account
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iiif you should liiike to joiiin me on my riiise to stardom iii am currently acceptiiing appliiicatiiions for guest stars. lowbloods preferred. iii pay extravagantly.
iiit's offiiiciiially over for all you fooliiish cretiiins. *iii* have arriiived upon thiiis piiitiiiful exucse for a "websiiite" and shall now begiiin doiiing the most siiiniiister of numbers. you may now bow! mmmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!!
xx W8 I JUST HAD A GENIUS IDEA.... IN THE NAME OF #UNITY IM GONNA FOLLOW EVERY TROLL ON CHITTR!!1! IF U C THIS CHITT I AM COMING FOR U TEE HEE xx ⠀⣠⠴⠚⡙⠙⠲⣤⣠⠖⢋⡛⠙⠲⣄⠀⠀ ⣴⠃⣰⠟⠉⠙⢦⡈⢁⣾⡟⠉⠳⣆⠸⣇⠀ ⣿⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⡿⠄⣿⠄ ⠸⡄⠸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⣰⡏⠀ ⠀⠙⣆⠙⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠃⣰⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠙⠶⣄⣀⠴⠋⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⢦⡈⢡⣰⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
OH B7W IF ∆ CLOWN IS CU7E I'M NO7 ∆BOVE #PI7CHFLIR7ING WI7H HER

i keep finding myself wishing there was a ? react button to chits

((OOC FROM SHAMMY: AKA ATLANS CREATOR. I've just gotten something very exciting in the mail. I'll be at NYC in a few weeks for NYCstuck. Since you all are such big Atlans fans: anybody who's there, I will be bringing some Atlans stickers to pass around! Hope to see you there. :) https://files.catbox.moe/l8oi69.jpg ))

it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)
they only ever want my meat when i got bread

i may not be able to go band for band after winning the shorts at the auction but i can still go freak for freak! 0v0
if rolling like a barkbeast in the sewage water is wrong then i never want to be right
aw yes breakfast is served https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0170.jpeg
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=( @archaicCryptid I'm not sure what compels you to come on this platform and tell lies. The people on this forum depend on us for their education on all things #bugs. There are several species of snails that engage in regular cannibalistic tendencies, both on the dead and alive. An example would be the Euglandina rosea, colloquially known as the "cannibal" snail. This species is a fast and voracious predator, hunting and eating other snails and slugs. This has been TRUE insect facts with Atlans. )

=( It's been requested that I provide another one of my coveted #bugs facts. Never one to deny the public clues about our planets "creepy" crawlies, I have a pusher-warming point prepared for you. My cerulean fans may be aware of this one already, but even outside of Lusii-distinct species, centipedes are rather attentive wriggler-rearers. When they lay their eggs, they will bury themselves amongst their young and wrap their long bodies around them to serve as a protective barrier from any ne'er-do-wells. If only my own lusus had been so attentive. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )

=( Hello, Chittr. I apologize for my lack of presence this evening, I was preoccupied the entire night. Have we all been having a pleasant evening? )

"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)

rankmaid-sensei is overjoyed to see so many KUDOS ❤︎ on "all eyes on us"! keep an eye out for chapter two! gomen for the cliff hanger

could you imagine being the only girl hired at a large corporate building and you are so stupid and tactless that even on your first day you keep dropping things and going into the wrong rooms and youre also much shorter than all the men that work there they just chuckle softly and ruffle your hair or lean down to grab at your cheeks and give you a little shake before going back to their business and also youre just trying to do secretary work but all of the men ask you to go get them things so you fetch things and also youre in the middle of training and the boss of the entire company is there with you and you ask if you could go to the bathroom and he says no (tags: imagine, corporate fantasy, size difference. humanhandling, #nsfw, #nsfwe, f/m/m/m/m/m/m+, caste difference, archive rating: M)

i want to personally apologize to each of my friends whom i have not yet followed back or follow back after many interactions with them! it is not on purpose i just do not think to do it since i see everyone so frequently! gomen
Thank you so much for playing my game.

theres nothing wrong with never having filled a quad yet 0v0” i have never shared in a quadrant with another and i am perfectly well adjusted! (tags: quadtalk, quadrants, #nsfw, romance, archive rating: G)

do you ever wonder how many banger posts you miss after looking away from the feed for a few minutes
hahahaha dont let my moirail hear you say that
kek where would i be without my disgusting and offputting charm
i wish id gork the first indigoshit i see and start acting like im king kong

thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png

is it really that bad?
folykl tip #6: blahhhhh im gonna get you just playing guys its only me folykl
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spore sexmod #nsfw
#nowlistening Don’t Mine at Light — A Minecraft Parody of Troll Katy Perry’s Last Friday Night (Music Video)
up to viewer discretion but youd have to fight the roster for it
beautiful blue women are always after me aw baby lets make green together

your kismesis notices your suspicious interest in their weapon collection "what, y/n?" they laugh, the sound of metal unsheathing hitting your hear ducts and causing a chill to run over your body "i just... dont want you to use them on anyone else" you confess (tags: kismesissitude, kisfic, weaponplay, possessiveness, #nsfw, suggestive violence, archive rating: M)

To settle a personal discussion I'm having. What is a reasonable number of children for a human woman to spawn in a period of twenty years. And don't exaggerate. This is a serious poll. ♥- 1 - 3 ♠- 4 - 6 ♦- 7 - 9 ♣- 10 - 12
What should I get from the refuel station? (Culled is not an option)
</3: What A Lively First Few Hours Here, I Hope It Remains Like This Every Day,,,
(• - •) https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Micaia/selfie.png Here is a selfie before I ride my buggy. Yes, that's a uniform. No, I'm not trained to use it but I needed clean clothes. Wish my luck. My journey begins now I guess. ⚘
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</3: So You Are Saying I Am Beautiful Enough To Be Art? How Flattering Dear~
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</3: And I Quite Like Your Eyeshadow, Darling!
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the hive, half a block down the street from Jerrie's Bait Shop- (You know the place!) Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning my lusus would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast! Daww, big bowl of sauerkraut! Every single mornin'... It was driving me crazy! I said to my lusus, said, "Hey, lusus, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet lusus, she just looked at me like a moobeast looks at an oncoming train! And she leaned right down next to me... and she said, "It's good for you!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth! And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was 11 sweeps! That's when I swore that somenight, somenight I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place.. where the moon is always crescent and the air smells like warm death.. and the corpses are oh so rotting, where the clowns and the priests play their games all cycle long. And anyone on the street will gladly cull anyone for a caegar... Wacka-wacka-doo-doo, yea! Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true... because the very next night, a local radio station had this contest where you had to guess the number of lives The Manntrap had taken, I was off by two but I still won a grand prize! And that was a one-way guarantee to... The Alpocalypse! Ya, the Alpocalypse! #PartOne #HarbingersofTheAlpocalypse.
</3: It's A Trap Because You Are Tricking People Into Thinking You Will Post Full Nudes And Following You But Then You Dont

ah! ganbarou! ^0^

since pvp was deleted, rankmaid-sensei shall declare a new pvp! the maximum number of badges that an account can have shown is 7. the first to 7 is the winner of chittr! (tags: pvp, user/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge, archive rating: G)
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having a screaming match with my doordasher through my front door camera because i hate him

=( I have received my first bug facts request. A loyal follower of mine, @calibratedCalculation , wanted me to lend my knowledge on cockroaches. A tragically misunderstood and unjustifiably hated sect of species indeed; I hold a great deal of empathy for them as a troll also often disliked for no discernible purpose. Cockroaches actually produce antiamoebic as well as antibacterial molecules on their skin, essentially making them extremely clean and resistant to nearly every disease. Common Alternian cockroaches can only carry bacteria about 8 feet on their body before these microbial molecules destroy the bacteria, just like hand sanitizer. If you get sick from a cockroach running amongst your hives, this is far more likely to be because of it tracking around bacteria already native to your living space. This has been the longest bug fact with Atlans yet. )
Here at the Harbingers of the Alpocalypse, we have Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!

=( The people demand my facts, so magnificent moth facts I shall provide. Did you know that there are more ways to tell the difference between a moth and a butterfly than just what side of the daynight cycle they fall on? The actual best way to tell the difference betwixt the two is by the antennae. Most butterflies have club-shaped antennae with a little ball at the end, whilst moths' are usually feathery, saw-shaped or taper to a fine point.This has been insect facts with Atlans. )

=( Are the spheres gone? Are the people of chittr in a mindset that leaves them ready for more facts about #bugs? )

staying away from my husktop while the lalondes vs striders thing is going on because i have nothing good to say about that topic! haha! hello!
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just ordered a pizza ama
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https://okfoc.us/seapunknames/ guys you have to use this and paste what you get and thats your government name now
☆ and theyre moirails too
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https://i.postimg.cc/J7Nxv2MT/IMG-0067.jpg

hi! can i use this in a fic please? ill make sure to credit you if i use it.
Why doe$ everyone forget the hyphen? It'$ literally right there!!
>not gonna last much longer >you have to post sukusui >you have to
SmilE BarkbeasT Isn'T EffectivE As A PSA MascoT. NoteD.
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hands so cold i could refrigerate a beer just by holding it

congrats on the training fodder. </3
https://files.catbox.moe/qn8brs.png >are you fucking kidding me

Tucking panties haul coming soon. #nsfw
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:33 < hooooly shittttttttttt lmeow #g33ked https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486194837349863454/toking_that_shit.png?ex=69c49e4d&is=69c34ccd&hm=6c23d15c4e6dc495a077cf5a0f506efa84017ff29a6e0c958c473a5807f8f7c2&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

Apparently, this is what you all mean by "spheres." https://i.postimg.cc/YqZ2QhgQ/IMG-0064.jpg #nsfw

did chittr ever reach a consensus on selfcest? 0o0 (tags: selfcest, timeline shipping, you/you, me/me, you/you/me/me, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

self concious omega violetblood x smug alpha goldblood (tags: omegaverse, casteplay, caste difference, age gap, toxic quadrant, quadrant flopping, #nsfw, fishy pheromones, i could smell you from miles away, archive rating: M)

girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!

prostate? (tags: anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
◁It would be too powerful, the entirety of Alternian internet as we know it would go down.▷

"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

"a-ah... please... b-be... gentle...!" chittr mewled pathetically. "t-too many requests... nngh..." "what? you cant handle it?" everyone smirked, cursers teasing idly over the send it. button. "please!" chittr wailed, twitching in its place. "youre going to have to be more convincing... i want to be here all night..." everyone muttered. (tags: website/user, overstimulation, too many posts, ramplay, serverplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

rainbowdrinker who only drinks from human boys but refuses to admit they taste best "whos manjuice" chapter one coming soon! (tags: rainbowdrinker/human, internalized homophobia, BL, just one taste, hurt/comfort, angst, unreliable narrator, cravings, #gore, #nsfw, thigh biting, scent sensitivity, fantasy, loose magic system, secret royalty, archive rating: M)
☆ be sure to check out my grumblr for the interview i had with jerann mussel! https://titillatingnotions.tumblr.com/809803355309441024 ☆ would have loved to post it here but the formating would go all wonky!!!
☆ embracing the shame is the only way to move forward
You everr see a statement orr perrson you highkey fw but you CANNOT say that shit on main because yourr post and quads arre public and you have a public image?? This is me often,

=( I just came across some interesting information. Apparently, it's possible for a troll to change genders. Followers, is this true? )
folykl tip #4: do you prefer trizza tethis with one ganderbulb or two https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0097.jpeg
OkaY So HerobrinE ScareS WrigglerS A Lot More ThaN I ExpecteD
no problem its folks like you who keep me fueled

=( It seems like photograph are good for engagement. I had the thought, why not combine my two best received genres of posts into one? I have attached an image of one of my beetles from my collection. Isn't he cute? Male stag beetles use their magnificent mandibles as a warning signal to other males, raising them in a defensive or aggressive posture to fight off a contender. They will then use them to wrestle and toss their adversary away. https://i.postimg.cc/LXz88v7r/Screenshot-2026-03-24-at-6-50-33-PM.png )
folykl tip #3: you dont actually have to be in margaritaville to start wasting away like subscribe and hit the notification bell
i dip biscuits in hot tar he scream loud as fuuuuuuuuuuck

name one thing better than watching two boys dryhump on the loungeplank during a party! you cant! (tags: exhibitionism, outercourse, #nsfw, but what if someone sees us, spoiler: someone sees them, archive rating: M)

hnnng im number 13 in pvp sso many... so many people above me... i really am pathetic haah... nngh... gomen...

i feel like im at my dream zoo watching these two conventionally attractive men vaguepost each other publically im so sweaty right now i cant stop sweating please kkiss please plesagdlsj! >_< the sexual tension is palpable! (tags: long distance, #nsfw, will they wont they, slowburn, old man yaoi, archive rating: E)
remember everyone, always be kind and rewind your vhs tapes! you don't want to accidentally harm them, especially if they're in your collection!

boys kissing boys are for the girls!
know the signs of a haunting before you get your bug ass jumped. for further questions or inquiries, reply with your {uriosities and i might answer. for questions on *types* of ghosts (yes there's different kinds), i'll explain those in a future post. https://i.imgur.{om/mihq0ju.png

=( It seems like the selfie was of great success. Perhaps I should start posting a new segment; working title, "Atlans Apperances" to go alongside my "Insect facts with Atlans." How do you feel about this, followers? )

=( Alright. The people have spoken, and they have requested another one of my "selfies." This time, I have taken one on PURPOSE; while simultaneously remembering to turn off the flash feature. Is this what you wanted? https://i.postimg.cc/Kc64DhG7/atlans-selfie-2.jpg )
Y'alL GoT AnY IdeaS On OtheR ThingS To ScarE WrigglerS OntO ThE RighT PatH In LifE? SlendermaN AnD ThE PeaR WiggleR ArE GrowinG A BiT StalE.
there should be a rotisserie cluckbeast reaction for when you think the poster must have been eating a delicious rotisserie cluckbeast when they made that post
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_gwam.gif thwowback !!!!!!!!! stiww one of twagans favowitest designs !!! even though some peopwe cwiticized it fow being "too bowd" and "weiwd" ....... wike um yeah !!! its cawwed HAUTE COUTUWE !!!!! duhhhhhhhhh !!!!! get with the pictuwe sweepyhead !!!!!!!! thats the POINT !!!!!!!! X///
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=( I have been informed by a loyal bug fact follower that more "selfies" would help boost my social score. Is this what the people want? )
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You got connections. ]
im smoking straight dirt down to the roach then im chewing the filter and spitting it out
clownphobia is real :((((((( they r jsut silly guys who honk and play w balloosn
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=( Doubtful. )
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Following the response to my previous chit. Maybe I should open up a side business of putting out my cancersticks out on desperate girls. ]
a homunculus just ran past me i crushed it to death with a tome

@ghostlikeMechanism @writenRevolution
TASTE MY STEEL https://file.garden/acFsRU1bTnG0IbsO/tavros_sends_his_regards.jpg

ive done a lot of fictional pairing but i think its about time for rankmaid-sensei to try her hand at the real thing! ara ara! reply to this thread to be matched with another user! (tags: matchmaking, speed dating, strangers to matesprits, quadrant assigning, RPF, archive rating: M) a quick description of your type is not required but helps the process run smoothly!
realized i can use my own account instead of somebody else’s. big day. hello public posting again! :)
thanks guys now my temp hp buff is through the roof
me = mc scared last words of Albert Frightstein
folykl tip #1: if you dont drink water for a long time you can unlock a hidden feeling called bad like & subscribe for future tips

@dynamicFlowfields verification is an extremely useful and indispensable tool to artists such as myself! obviously i make sure to superimpose my watermarks as large as possible on art since the caliborn incident (tags: art theft, student & teacher, archive rating: M) but my fans deserve to know when rankmaid-sensei will be posting updates to various quadrant serials and be able to easily avoid leakers! blue for you update coming soon. my lusus warned me about you chapter drop later today!

screensharing on an edate and he saw me logged into goonersonly.com advice fast please? ^_^” (tags: dating sites, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

im like if troll riddler was a pathetic girl!

how do you tell a man his tits look nice in his profile image? (tags: pectoral focus, milk, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Lookingg ccutte 💖 httttps://imagges2.imggbox.ccom/fe/2cc/D83uNu9d_o.pngg

in the works: more than moirails (tags: quadrant confusion, its okay to make out with your moirail right?, tell me you want me, forced proximity, flarping mention, character death, archive rating: M) ashen to ashen (tags: toxic auspisticism, you’re going to watch us, #nsfw, emotional manipulation, flarping, caste imbalance, crawling back to you, playlist in the works, desperation, unrequited red, archive rating: E)

i cant stop thinking about wirepulling (tags: wirepulling, robotfucker, #nsfw, archive rating: E) im so sweaty right now and my chitincart is almost here. rankmaid-sensei so thankful for contactless delivery! phew!
@dr(o)nes expl(o)de that guy's shame gl(o)bes
'Tis a good thing it was a hypothetical then
As if you could get lost in their gaze to the point that you would consider doing anything they asked of you, no matter how asinine
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The fujoshis, they surround you... tell me though, how do you feel about girls with snowflake patterns in their eyes and a hypnotic gaze? As a hypothetical, of course, surely those don't exist.

lots of ai chatter today on the tl! which means id like to talk about another favorite trope of mine: MACHINE X MEAT! (tags: wirepulling, wireplay, teach me to love, fix it fic, upgrades, physical enhancements, robophilia, #nsfw, angst,) i think a living being falling in love with a sentient piece of technology is so kawaii! especially when the robotic partner is gap moe in the way they handle learning to love their partner. hurt/comfort scenes (tags: hurt/comfort) are especially good with robot/nonrobot pairings due to all the fun details that come with repairplay (tags: repairplay) and trusting their nonrobot partner with such delicate pieces of their insides! AUTHORS NOTE this trope/dynamic is a very fun one to explore. fic reccomendations appreciated gomen! whats something you especiallly enjoy about these tension-filled pairing trope?

if im forced to see one more bro strider being softcore suggestive with another bro strider on my tl (tags: selfcest, brocest, #nsfw, topxtop) im going to die of blood loss! kyaaaaaa!
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[bro how are you gonna borrow it if it ate]
Of course. I just have one question: how can you borrow a fry?
∘☽ I felt like sharing this lovely little find I had tonight. https://i.imgur.com/1e86eJi.png ☾∘
guyz... i could totally fuck up sum ice cream rn
could go, for a holed pastry to be, completely, honest,
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Just the way things go, mh? ]
☆ i do my best for another independent artist!
☆ nude modelling photos! of you ideally!!!
☆ embrace it ☆ engage with them ☆ leave them starstruck
☆ its like that ☆ but roleplaying too
☆ ok this is gonna sound a little weird, have you ever heard of RPF??
thank gog, that's so much better than pouring it down the drain or waiting for it to set up to scrape it off the pan into the trash that way. i hope it becomes more well known
apparently "do not put grease down the sink" has become hot discourse. i sincerely fear for this generation.
and thank you trollbama for understanding how important liquid lines are
:33 < purrbeast irl troll girl high as fuck ama
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https://files.catbox.moe/2qv4qk.png This has been quite a fun experience~ I'll be so happy to serve you all in the future, but please note I am booked straight for a few sweeps...if my employment sticks
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ʚ♡ɞ I'M BOORED!!!! I'M AT THE DMV UGHHH AND IM LIKEEEE SOOOOOO BORED!!!! ʚ♡ɞ

=( Now that I have thoroughly humiliated myself and been bullied in my direct messages, I believe I am going to leave this forum for the night. For those of you who have stayed true to the magnificance of the mighty insect fact, I leave you with one last sweet something: Bees do a ‘waggle dance’ to communicate the location of good food sources. The intensity of the waggle indicates the quality of the food source and the length communicates the distance from the hive to its location. Perhaps you can count the bees as you're drifting off in your recooperacoons tonight. This has been sleepy insect facts with Atlans. )
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For those who wanted to see some of my plants.. (^ . ^ ❀) https://i.imgur.com/WdkLnox.png
[IMPORTANT] [UNCLASSIFIED] With the introduction of direct messages on Chittr, it is important to remember information sensitivity. Before you hit send, THINK: Is this information safe with this troll? Is their caste high enough to be privy to this knowledge? Is it outside of my role or scope to be sharing these details? If you are uncertain, castrate yourself promptly for not paying attention when these facts were made clear to you the first time.
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ive got more, than, cajones ive got straight up, delusions, im a demon,
ʚ♡ɞ ANYWAYZ!! HERE'S A SELFIE OF ME AT WORK!!! ʚ♡ɞ https://i.imgur.com/g3nx6QK.jpeg
honestly anything that either has a pulse or an electric current it doesnt even have to be powerful im not a choosy beggar
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=( Do not message me unless it is about insects. Thank you. )
if you have a powerful font of life energy within you that is easily drainable feel free to dm me for unrelated reasons i promise

=( EVILON TAKE THIS DOWN RIGHT NOW )
https: //i.postimg.cc/NG7mdcp9/scenevilon-and-emolans.jpg @acerbicEntomologist Atlans! LOLLL i cant believe youu posted that X D youu're not one to share youur oWn selfies! While We're at it, remember THIS classic one from back When We Were 6 sWeeps? lol don't youu still have that shirt?
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UgH MariO KarT GetS So BorinG AfteR A WhilE WitH AlL ThE SweatS I Don'T WanT LightninG To HiT Me 12 TimeS ThanK YoU
=^owo^= oh were postin photos ok ill post one of nyasha and i. vote on ur phones are we clones or biproducts of the fusion dance https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347585645759430666/1485854336021037086/jtn1vt5.png?ex=69c3612f&is=69c20faf&hm=3a8388c414999a24733382b363671c53b6b1cd5774677308a34dbd73ba7463c0&animated=true

=( I was trying to take a picture of one of my terrariums. How do I delete that. )
Thank you for this important reminder.
Felt cute >:] So- y'all get to- see a full picture o-f me co-ngrats https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/79u9v8.png
★ vaguing tragan is weak. theyre literally a fashion icon. get the fuck off my feed
☆ no shame in being jealous!
Baby... I have a condition... I'm sorry if I ever made you or anybody you know with my flirting, but Love is Love baby, and if anyone ever seems not too groovy with whats going on, I try to back off! Very disappointed to see something like this from someone on this platform... When you could have just reached out... NOT YEAH BABY!
This doesn't sound very nice... (' . ' ❀)
▷THEY BEATING YOUR ASS IN THE QRTS BRO◁
I ☆in't r€☆ding ☆ll☆t! Buy my product!
You don't understand cinema.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Again, I could do that for ya .. ]
So many friends..!! ehm how does one "hang?" (' o ' ❀)
say it with me; STOP PUTTING SOLID WASTE IN THE LIQUID LINES. i do not CARE if it is easier, grease coagulates and blocks the undergutters! you're lucky this didn't get clogged in your hive's main liquid line!

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=( Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I didn't mean to post that. )
whoever is throwing unused sopor bottles down the sewage straits- why??? i just found like 20 bottles of the stuff, perfectly sealed. they're not even expired. like there's at least fifty liters here. what the hell
How does one make friends...? I don't have allot of those, but I want to learn how to get better at making them (^ . ^ ❀)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Could get you one, know a pretty good hot dog guy down on the corner of Hyterie Avenue. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ so sorry you had to deal with that Mr. Powers ]
I think you're very groovy... (^ . ^ ❀) Thank you for inviting me to your supper last wipe (^ o ^ ❀)
☆ never let the haters get you down austin!!
>thought about trizza in a sukusui >be right back
https://files.catbox.moe/iwx2gp.png
☆ dear god help me

=( Since things seem to be settled, I've come to reward you another morsel of insect knowledge. Try this one on for size. The hawk moth, or Sphingidae, have a structure in their mouth called a labral pilifer. This allows them to hear ultrasonic sounds, such as a bats echolocation; and this allows them to better avoid predation. They are also cute. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )

=( Thank you. You have some rather nice frames as well. )

=( Has this forum calmed down yet? Are the wrigglers still drinking gasoline? )
@apocalypseArisen W)(at do you t)(ink of t)(ese outfits? Got)(-y enoug)( for you? Yes one of t)(em is pink but t)(at's CLOS-E to red. And w)(o doesn't love pink? )(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/92/84/96/928496f0eadcd59cf5cbf630a88dcf72.jpg )(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/3f/e1/47/3fe147109e3b9dc20d7ec5e3b7f1d5ea.jpg
~~~I have read it is in its beta stages. Hopefully this will be fixed in future updates.~~~
☆ i also vote for distra's yaoi doujins
=^owo^= I do book clubs in the church. Reading togther is an excellent activity. Anyone interested?
https://files.catbox.moe/oyc5g0.png >discord embed >mfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... You're a bit of a eh- loser. ]
i only made this account to ask if anybody knows how to beat level 315 of “Ball Sort” from the ihusk app store
I tab out. To rest my eyes for a few minutes. And this is what happens.
Ze roar beast evades me yet...mais pas pour longtemp..
(• - •) https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Micaia/churchonfire.png Hello. Just found out I was being panwashed by my closest friend. That sucks. Ramzez, if you are reading this, you suck. I set the threater on fire in retaliation though. Have fun with that. Anyways. If anyone likes flowers or art, hmu. ⚘
Soon enough, I will have it mounted upon my walls.... https://i.imgur.com/zx9yqFL.png
are we all seeing that alex from madagascar is about to be shot and quartered or what
>tealshits could never sanction as much justice as a flat chest
☆ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
(| man. don't really care about hatched2dance's music at all but i bet that indigo dude could really knock back a pack or two of Delicious Weenies. just a hunch |)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'Mkay. I'll eh-... head over. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i've got some leftover desert. you want it? ]
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა https://i.imgur.com/Yzec5gD.png #lususposting
☆ the struggle of the self published artist. keep up the fight
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_covew.png ohhhh fow those of you who dont know twagan ..... hewes twagans twoww vogue covew fwom wast sweep !!!! twagan thinks the intewview in that pawticuwaw issue was VEWY vewy tastefuw !!! feew fwee to give it a wead !!! X3
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IM NOT CUTE!!! >:O DO you really call a minimum wage working gamer girl like myself "cute?" >:P
i$ drinking oil paint the $ame a$ drinking oil? if $o i am proud to $ay i am an oil drinker a$ well𓂃🖌
ALL this talk about gasoline .... WHY are you freaks drinking it ... THE trends you trolls come up with ..... >:P
☆ been big on the idea of a toxic ashen leaf recently hhhhhh just slowly pushing the couple theyre responsible for further off the deep end
EverywherE WitH PotentiaL I GuesS I'm NoT GonnA BuckeT-ShamE People'S PailinG LocationS #nsfw
☆ scandalous. where
Y'knoW I'm ReminiscinG AbouT ThaT ContesT FoR JeeviK WeeK AlreadY. HoW TimE FlieS.
im straight up stroking my 8ulge who wants photos
jade 8addie just followed me #8onerallert
well im not some, big fucking, rusty, so maybe you have it, easier, than i do actually, fuck, yourself, with a, mace,
update, on that, stealing grubhub orders, scheme, turns out they dont really expect to see jadebloods doing it, and were actually really mad at me when i tried to take it, so thats, ruined my entire fucking night,
(| honestly i don't even care anymore. jerann mussel is a hack and everyone knows it. and his Oblong Meat Game isn't even that good |)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ anamanaguchi is a great choice. ]
(| sounds like a fun night to me |)
(| wow my chirp got so many notifications they won't go away even if i mark them as read. am i a microcelebrity now |)
Jane Crocker can suck my 8ulge and lick my nook, fucking cunt
what do you mean 10 feet tall oh my god and her red quadrants are free Chittr get ready to watch this trizz
Just lost another patient! #killingit!
Oh wait i work in a hospital
Why are there so many sick people here ||(
sorry all this chittr fame got to my head :(
you dare continue to keep hating my chitts? you dare keep living in my presence? I AM NOT A MAIDEN FORGIVING, I SHALL END THEE AND REVEL IN THE CHILL AS MY VENOM SEEPS DOWN YOUR VEIGNS! YOU WILL 8E CULLED A FOOL AND 8E REMEM8ERED NEVERMORE!
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you should download and try final fantasy 14
im the most famous 8itch on chittr
if only i had a jade 8lood to kiss i said if only i had a jade 8lood to kiss
WhicH OneS? I'd LikE SomE RecommendationS To ReaD WheN I'm BoreD.
#cancelcrocker i have demands and will 8ring 8ack my forces if you meet them jane you have 24 hours
#cancelcrocker she's a 8ittttttch she tried to revoke my free speech
8etty crocker just 8locked me #cancelcrocker
ughhhhhh im straight up stroking my 8ulge and fingering my nook 8ut these hoes are trying to make me "deliver meds" and "perform o8s" and "do my jo8" like im just trying to goon!
Yeah my descendant saved the multiverse or whatever 8ut im a niche chittr microcele8rity take that
Call me a perfect circle the way I'll 8e the nurse who loved you if you touch me up right
I might 8e a nurse 8ut im also a great unlisenced gynecologist
WoulD YoU GuyS RatheR Be TrappeD In A MalL WitH 1 GorillA LusuS Or 5 BlacK MambA SlitherbeasT LusiI
Please stop asking for drugs I can't prescri8e you morphine unless you really need it and I know you do not need trollviagra
I'm GoinG To LosE My MinD On My MoiraiL If TheY KeeP WhininG LikE ThiS I Can'T HandlE TheiR "ConstructivE CriticisM" On ThE ThingS I MakE. My PhotoshoppinG Isn'T BAD It'S GOOD ENOUGH To HavE A SMALL FREELANCE BUSINESS.
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hey alexa show me pictures of toys
~° @ghostlikeMechanism There may be a new Pizza Hut Defense job for you. ~°
nah its fin3 oomfi3 i want3d to br3ak up with him anyways this was sooooo much mor3 con<3ni3nt rotfl
btdubs th3 highblood that di3d outsid3 was my 3x it was tot3s crazy
☆ can people at least give oremoi a try before kicking it ☆ "boo hoo its about moirails kissing" and its based. fuck off
☆ thats not what GRUBFUCKER??? if ur here to hate gtfo my mentions
☆ grip studio paint crashed like twelve times earlier today and i got so mad i had to break out the pencils and draw some goldie freak getting helmed and sucked completely dry
☆ i would like to touch the back of kalian delfins neck just to hear the noise he makes
WhoA YeesH CulL My MoiraiL InsteaD ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
A high-yield pacification firearm is currently unaccounted for in the lower alleys. If some lowblood vaporizes an entire quadrant because they thought it was a toy, it's my horns on the line. Find it or cease your insubordination before I add you to my cull list.
If you find the pacification firearm, I will reward you for your cooperation.
^^oh, i'm sorrY, i must not haVe explained Well!^^ ^^What i mean is^^ ^^if i happen to see You at Your Work^^ ^^Would You accept help? or Would that be more of an inconVenience than anYthing?^^ ^^just to make sure i understand!^^ ^^it's not often You meet someone else so in tune With lusii, is all!^^
Ugh I wish trolls kept their lusii under better control ( ̄_ ̄|||) I was there earlier
^^i see, i see! Well if i happen to run into You in the Wild, i hope You Won't saY no to a little help With the capturing^^ ^^(and possiblY culling if it comes to it)^^ ^^since i'm something of a lusus loVer mYself! ^W^^^
"Why did you block me on Chittr" Girl I'm petty enough I'll block a bitch on Troll Spotify
[ATTENTION] I appear to have misplaced my standard issue ballistic pacification firearm somewhere in the lower sector alleys during a pursuit. If any of you bottom feeders stumble across a heavy ordnance weapon, you are to immediately report its coordinates to me. Do NOT touch it. Do NOT try to pawn it for your personal gains. If my sweep reveals that one of you kept it, I will personally breach your hive and cull everyone inside.
YoU GottA RelaX A LittlE BiT DudE I'M SurE Nothing'S GonnA HappeN @-@
^^do You haVe to cull them? haVe You tried other methods? i'm genuinelY asking because i Want to knoW^^
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