♦ pitied by @ghostlikeMechanism
tung tnug tngu sAhur Am | syA|g thAt r|ght
~⟢||Sttuck in the booth so I can't VVn witness #YuriHour with my own ganderbulbs this is sick||⟣~
My maid handed me her meoψbeast. "Comfort" Thank you, Hildra. I don't need this, but I appreciate the thought. I think your meoψbeast ψants to eat me.
i'm thinking about / maybe / investing in another plushie / but i'm down a lot of caegar / so maybe later
One time I was playing troll Fortnite and heard someone get beat by their Lusus through the mic and the only thing I Felt bad about was how it meant I was a squad mate down.
GOOD N3WS TH3 UND34D D1D NOT G3T M3 DUR1NG MY SL33P. UNFORTUN4T3LY, 1 H4V3 GOT TH3 GN4RL13ST BURN FROM TH3 SUN 4S 1 SL3PT ON TH3 S4ND 4T TH3 B34CH! #1H4T3TH1S #FUCKTH1S #SUNTO4ST3D #14M1N4GONY #FORGOTTH3SUNBLOCK #TH1SV4C4T1ONSUCKS
i won’t say i’m the biggest but at full length i’m like 8 in but my girth makes up for lack of length. #nsfw
1 H4T3 TH3 S4ND #B34CHPOST1NG #M1SS1NGMYCOCOONHOURS #TH3R3SS4NDUPMY4SS #D1D1M3NT1ONHOWMUCH1H4T3S4ND
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https://i.imgur.c0m/pAGeIb5.png #nsfw
hey ladies, its a tough vworld out there, wvhatevwer vworld youre from. if any of you need a shoulder to cry on or a place to wvent my dms are alvways open
H4L K1CK3D M3 OUT TH3 K1TCH3N. M4TT3R OF F4CT, H3'S CH41N3D TH3 C4B1N3TS SHUT. 1 C4N NO LONG3R SN4CK ON TH3 JOB. #M41DPOST1NG
1 H4V3 B33N T13D DOWN TO 4 CH41R, TH3R3 1S NO S4V1NG M3!
My friends had a bonfire without me.
∘☽ I-I don't think I can, I'd feel horrible for wasting the producers time.. ☾∘
∘☽ That Matesprite Island show, I just wanted too add it to my channels but ended up signing up for it and I don't see anywhere to cancel..!! ☾∘
∘☽ Goodness!!! I- I kindly refuse your invitation, this simply just isn't in the cards with me. ☾∘
no anime pracy website is working / how am i supposed to know what happens at sanjee's wedding / this sucks
i AlreAdy got sOmE EarliEr tOnIght but it was with my kIsmesIs so it didnt cOUnt. it's not AboUt the nOOk. it's AboUt frIdAy. #nsfw
frIdAy AInt fUckIn OvEr yet. im gOnnA hAvE the grEatEst pOssiblE frIdAy if it kills me. which it might. happy fuck yOUr frIEnds frIdAy. and happy folykl frIdAy. cUrrEntly cElebratIng both. cOUldn't hAvE dOnE it wIthoUt her. #nsfw
MY CUEBALL IS G0ING T0 A PARTY. WITH 0THER CUEBALLS. AND 0THER GREEN MEN. S0 N0W MY GREEN MEN WILL BE WATCHING. REACT <3 0R <> IF I SH0ULD TRY T0 ESCAPE. OR <3< AND C3< IF I SH0ULD DIE. #SUICIDE
NO CH4T 1 W1LL NOT W34R TH3 M41D DR3SS
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Breaking, breaking! @cesarianAqueduct has died. My sources tell me he was captured by an unknown militia, ready to cull thousands on Earth B. Stuck on their spaceship, he had found their gunpowder reserves, and after a long debate with himself he looked to the heavens. Inspired by Troll Bruno Mars' last act at EridanWeek, the violetblooded prince lit the gunpowder. Engulfing him and the militia in flames. Dying with a smile that night. Below is an artistic depiction of his final moments. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/thedeathoferidan.png ]
K--<thank you. please update us all with a constant liveblog of your masturbatory habits. this is what i boot up my desktop netbug for.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Woke up because some dead rust douchebag’s ghost was chanting over me some dumb cal and when I reacted he started laughing. ]
II doodlled a representatiion of what happened wiith my pallmhusk and the cake batter. II"m so unhappy. Allso, II thiink thiis iis consiidered #nsfw iim not sure. https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/llotiiiie%20cake%20batter%20acciident.png
youre always, out to make me, look like some kind, of sicko pervert, that entire night was a, blur,,
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss > Bronya has passed out on the floor with her face pressed against her palmhusk's screen....
no........ i on flor :(
i miss her so much......... :( #substance #quadrantissues
fu<k me khud life it seems thAt this AlligAtor hAs missed su<h A<tivity <;V
hAhahahahA yEAh i knew it i just wAntEd to piss yOU off. hAvE a gOOd OnE
hey AssholE
I miss it so badly!
Ooohh she gets on my nerves!!!
guys this aint howw fmk is supposed to wwork you gotta let someone else givve you names to sort else youre just publicly airin out your resentment/desperation
I swear to god that girl.... SIGH.... > Bronya is wistfully sighing for her ex.
どんなポッキーの味が一番美味しいの？ ♥️ チョコレート ♦️ 苺 ♠️ クッキークリーム ♣️ 抹茶 あと、ドリアン味は絶対に試さないほうがいい。文字通りケツのような味がして、食べた後は水を飲まなきゃいけなかった。
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I feel like I’ve done nothing since I got here . ]
▼gog the caverns make all of us into lusii for each other eventually swear to gog▲
ok qUestiOn what hAppenEd. yOU kEEp drAggIng the fuck OuttA yOUr words i kEEp thInkIn yOurE fUckEd up on sOmethIn. quirk chAngE or what. #substance
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i dont even know where to start. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Being told I could get hurt by a dangerous person and then "thank you for everything" hours later with no reply-- that's a fair thing to worry about right? ]
people are over and i'm too horny to even walk straight. what do i do in this situation? is it over for me?? :P #nsfw
Hard to belieVe anyone Would Want to do anything With these losers in the cloisters, frankly.
Yes! Although I think I did glimpse some of that poor Eridan's body.. Ooh it was horrible..
Word 2am3 I'v3 got a panach3 from h3ll right now
I hope it's a delayed reaction, Guess we'll wait and see...
I don't even have a buzz!! URGH!!!
Yearning sigh.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK THIS BITCH BIT ME!!!!! ]
▼▼▼gog just got reminded that the #cloistermeet isn't far away▲▲▲ ▼If i stab myself in the foot i wonder if I'll be allowed to stay in our cloister instead▲
Trolls are dead.∞
OnE Of My FriendS CompareD My ActinG SkillS To AdulT FilmS AnD I Can'T UnseE It
:33 < help im lost in the crowd at #purridanw33k :33 < i cant find my meowrail 3:
i stopped reading at pirate so i hope you got good locks on your doors
( thOUght AboUt it fUckIn plenty just didnt think the drOnEs wOUld fuck up my gEtawAy is all... )
Wouldn't it be fucked up if I laid an egg.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I've got a hypothetical for everyone. What would your cycle be like in a time loop? ]
AGAIN i cant stress this enough but im GIVVING FREE SAD handies behind the bbq booth make sure you ask for eridan at #eridanwweek #nsfww
whats yOUr lIcensE plAtE nUmbER
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ l— lleave me aaalone tylu fufucking … ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ It’s f- fucking mi miserable being mme. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Need a recupe. ]
thAaaaAt sOUnds lIkE a chAllengE. mAkE sUrE to lEavE yOUr buggy UnlockEd this wIpE trust
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ gh. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ youre ssevuh a bbitch ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ theres a fuckin-,.,,, mess in mty pants. #nsfw ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ogn. goinana cull her. im gonan cuhgl cul lher. #violence ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’m at your door. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’m. Coming over. ]
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ your so annoyying i dont get it. what di i evern do to you ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’ll see wwhay Typewriter has to say about it that ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ im gonna knock the lights out of virsha next time i see her in person. #violence ]
REALLY WISHING I COULD TAKE A TURN ON THE TRAMPOLINE. BUT THAT LADY SEEMS TO BE WRINGING MORE ENJOYMENT OUT OF IT THEN ANYONE HERE COULD COMBINED! #ERIDANWEEK
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Those ceruleans piss me off. They're perfect for each other, really. #vagueposting ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Someone needs to fuck the sass out of you. #nsfw ]
do you by chance have a crush on said friend? THIS SOUNDS LIKE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CRUSH. i don't think i've ever paused to think about my friend's bulge before... #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Is this about Tragan you skitebird? ]
the absolute slog of boredom retail dampens any desire to on the job unfortunately, , ,
>([sorry all we got is nac#os wit# salmonella is t#at alrig#t]
I spent so much money to get a dick, 12 inches and pierced to the fucking nines, and now this fuckass game gave me a cloaca. Is this hell. Is this what hell is. #nsfw
So many feathery assholes and so many versions of me on here. And yet I am the most miserable of all of them.
bItchEs call me the sAndwIch.
beautiful women are always pitying me
i left my fries at her hive / this is sad
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could go, for a holed pastry to be, completely, honest,
i have too goo too woorrk soooon and i doo noot want too be a deliverry drriverr in this arrea. can soomeoone please set my pizza hut ablaze?