♦ pitied by @ghostlikeMechanism
☆~𖦹 I accident knocked over all the stuff on my living room desk with my spheres by turning too fast. Not the best start to the day but I will keep going :) #nsfw 𖦹~☆
1 H4V3 4N 1D34 FOR 4N 4PP DM M3 1F YOU 4R3 1NT3R3ST3D >:]
▼I'm already hungover can you people talk about anything other than cannibalism tonight▲
｡ ₊°༺ i mainly came oon♱oo ♱his si♱e ♱oo lamen♱ aboou♱ my... ugly lusus prooblems. kumamama is... NOO♱ CU♱E A♱ ALL! ʕ ̿– ᴥ ̿– ʔ she's goo♱ ♱his loong creepy ♱OONGUE and soome♱imes she s♱ands oon her back legs and i♱ FREAKS ME OOU♱♱♱♱!!! she's really swee♱ i jus♱ wish she was cu♱er... ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ
[spoiler]im still not allowed to suggest any changes to the breeding schedule until the reverend shepherd gets back AND hes been missing for several thousand sweeps so wtf am i supposed to do[/spoiler]
[spoiler]caffeine headaches were invented to interfere with my dastardly schemes and sick perversions[/spoiler]
8=l < Now I am thinking about kisses 8=l < None of my lovers are awake 8=l < #Yearning
I thInk, lAst lIght wAs thE fIrst spIrItUAl pOssEssIOn thAt dId nOt hUrt... I thOUght thEy wErE sUppOsEd tO hUrt, thAt It wAs AlwAys sUppOsEd tO hUrt... pErhAps thE OthErs wErE jUst hUrtIng mE Or thEy dId nOt cArE
꧁People are procreating with their tablets???? #nsfw thatsnot in the safesexguide at all.꧂
▲friends hive is burning down again▼
▲ "the explosion put a lot of the fire out" was not what i wanted to hear callie oh my gog ▼
⊹ Petty, maybe, but I d⟡ s⟡metimes debate leaking t#e UNASKED F⟡R AND UNWANTED bulge pics t#ese idi⟡ts send after T#REE MESSAGES. #nsfw #ST⟡PIT ⊹
xx_i_wuz_gunna_say_imagine_if_dere_wuz_2_chchowz_but............_wgell_xx
⊹ UG#G# I s#⟡uld..but #⟡t men..but t#ey all suck.. ⊹
⊹ T#ey need t⟡ ban my acc⟡unt fr⟡m Trinder s⟡ I st⟡p getting my #⟡pes up. I am n⟡t str⟡ng en⟡ug# t⟡ delete it myself. ⊹
xx_it_wuz_a_lil_fun_2_joke_abt_2p_chow_before_she_wuz_quoting_scripture_but_now_chow_liekz_it_a_lil_less_xx
၄⋆၃ sxratxhing at my skin and then getting xonfused when i start bleeding dot dot dot #notfond
xx_YWAH........._but_other_me_is_a_clown_and_kinda_problematic_xx
sOmEtImEs I fEEl As thOUgh I Am kIllIng tImE At thE tImE tImE thAt I Am rApIdly rUnnIng OUt Of It I dO nOt lIkE thIs fEElIng...
▲maybe id be nicer if my pan ever stopped hurting▼ ▼it wont by the way▲
whAt Is whErE Am I whO Am I AgAIn
God Its So Fucking Hot... Fuck Clothes #summerheat #nsfw
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ my back fucking aches ]
Receiving perfume from my Kismesis is basically like playing Beanboozled but with scents. It is a horrid game. And yet II play.
II want two be the kind of person who reads before falling asleep but II keep passing out immediately. What the hell happened two my insomnia. IT'S NEVER AROUND WHEN II NEED IT.
console.log("shit ass kissmises "); console.log("i gøt all dølled up før nøthin");
HOOLIGANS I SAY. HOOLIGANS ROAMING THESE STREETS, SOMEONE NEEDS TO TEACH THESE DARN KIDS A HEARTFELT LIFE LESSON TO GET THEM TO TURN THEIR LIVES AROUND..
⊹ T#is p⟡st #as been redacted by t#e #exallure Netw⟡rk. We ap⟡l⟡gize f⟡r any inc⟡nvenience. T#ank y⟡u. ⊹
⊹ I am DREADDINGGGG t#at meeting t⟡m⟡rr⟡w ⊹
K1ND4 M1SS TH3 DR4M4 R3L4T3D 4CCOUNTS ON H3R3
They are putting my ass in squid game
アタシは本当に被害者なのだろうか。
⊹ I #AVE N⟡ IDEA!! I d⟡n't even kn⟡w W#AT t#ey're fixing, I c⟡uldn't get a#⟡ld ⟡f ⟡ur building manager! ⊹
⊹ T#EY'RE. STILL ⟡N T#E FUCKING R⟡⟡F!!! T#ERE IS DUST AND CEILING CRUD EVERYW#ERE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S IN MY KEYB⟡ARD UGU#FXGU#UFG#UFGU#UFGU#GUFDUUGFUG#UFU#GUF#UFGU#G!!!1!!!!!1!!!! ⊹
do NOT stick a peeled banana up your ass DO NOT do that. #nsfw
M3 TOO, K1D. M3 TOO.
၄⋆၃ very tired of my evil ass hive allowing hatxhlings fresh out of the xaverns to design their hives is stupid and i need to hurt whoever dexided it was a good idea anyways i fell down the stairs again i either need to install more lights or wear my glasses indoors and both options displease me greatly #violenxe
自分の人生のすべてをトラウマダンプしてみよう！ 思った以上に楽しいかもしれないよ！0u0
▲hah, you know i cant quit▼ ▲just busy▼
▲when was the last time I had a cigarette?▼
xx_LOL_FUUUUUCK_maygbe_i_do_hav_rabiez_then...._xx
⊹ Aww, t#ank y⟡u buzzgrub! It’s just u#..difficult finding real friends, s⟡metimes. W#⟡ aren’t just in it t⟡ leec# fame ⟡ff y⟡u. ⊹
⊹ I may be a bit ⟡f a s⟡cial s#ut in per#aps ⊹
⊹ 🫠 ⊹
⊹ Sig#s. ⟡pens up Bumble ⊹
EvEn EasiEr to get a dEAth thrEAt OuttA yOU. wAllEt.
i gAvE yOU two mOrE! ActuAlly, scratch that, i don't wAnnA sEE yOU at the felt OpenIng AnywAy. whAtevEr.
⊹ T#e am⟡unt ⟡f times surge⟡ns must put ⟡ut fires inside t#e b⟡dy is n⟡t zer⟡; and I t#ink t#at is equal parts terrifying and fascinating ⊹
၄⋆၃ my fuxking files (app files too big and my huskpad is killing itself)
god i am still feeling that fucking calypso from yesterday NEVERA gonna catch me hitting the sugar like that again ugh (|:( #feltopening #substance
~I c~Ould nO~t be stiffer rn~ ~#nsfw~
oh cOmE on yOU can't sErioUsly tell me not OnE of yOU wants a cUstOm mAdE bUllshIt gAdgEt strAIght from pEtroA ApocAp's gAragE. this is high qUalIty shit that sOmetimEs dOEsn't ExplodE.
▲this song got fucked by its remaster and now i cant find the original anywhere other than grubtube▼
sOUnds lIkE pIckpockEt rAngE.
it smells lIkE UpherehavemybuggykeysidontneedthEm in hErE
i have not been here in so long i saw the advertisements and thought my huskpad got a virus for a moment.
ok i hOpE nObOdy tOOk any of that hIvE sAfEty AdvicE cuz all it dOEs is mAkE my lIfE hArdEr. which is fun sOmetimEs but not AlwAys. yOU don't nEEd that many traps i AssurE yOU. anyway im hIttIn the cUpE. glight AssholEs
:33 < why is it so hard fur a kitty to get laid ameownd here?!?! :33 < mew guys are horny all the time!!! :00 < nsfw
၄⋆၃ eating sweet treats and now my teeth hurt #notfond
xx_..._hum._random_worry._chchow_will_nawt_fink_abt_it_and_will_instead_paint_her_nailz_xx
3v3n wh3n 1m d34d 4s FUCK, 4 cronus 4LLLW4YSSSS m4n4g3s to f1nd m3. >8O
3> #RAILSDONTPAIL https://file.garden/aXcM61DU1BidR0S-/VID919AiNZ5g7Xrl.mp4 <3
you cant pail your moirail you just cant they dont LET you #nsfww
3> WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE LION AMONG THE SHEEP??? <3
3> I'm right, you're wrong. <3
3> Because I wouldn't pail my moirail. You're opening your legs to too many people. <3
3> It isnt a rail, if you pail. <3
3> Someone married their moirail, and then proceeds to have sex with the moirail? You have a matesprit on your hand, bro. #nsfw <3
[apatheticApostacy [AA] has thrown their phone into the woods]
၄⋆၃ im so hungry i xould eat a hoofbeast dot dot dot OH FUXK THEYRE JUMPING ME THE HOOFBEAST LOVERS THEYRE SLASHING MY FROND HINGES #violenxe #hungryposting
▼sometimes just gotta disappear and see what happens▲
xx_chchow_feelz_rotated_xx
꧁----o>o---- my huskhelm does not have a disk tray fugk꧂
pitying me is also petting me.
(( IM SORRY TO ALL MY DMS RPS I ACCIDENTALLY LINED UP LIKE FIVE TODAY AND NOW IM TRYING TO JUGGLE AND FAILINNNNGGGG god damn does Daraya pull tho...
H3Y GUYS, SORRY FOR TH3 1N4CT1V1TY... L1F3 H4S GOTT3N M3. 1'M NOT CHRON1C4LLY ONL1N3 4NYMOR3.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ a lot ! ]
ちくしょう。その喉飴を食べた後、お茶の味がしなくなってしまった。
every pity reaction is a headpat on me now. if you pity any of my chits you are petting my head.
come back to chittr after intensive prayer, nyo gl*b all over my feed, nyo DISGUSTING.
xx_chowz_a_lil_pan_ached_2nite_LAWL_xx
▲honestly just kind of lame now that i think about it▼
lost the staring agaisnt the sun. my fuckin eyes.
hey.
tung tnug tngu sAhur Am | syA|g thAt r|ght
~⟢||Sttuck in the booth so I can't VVn witness #YuriHour with my own ganderbulbs this is sick||⟣~
My maid handed me her meoψbeast. "Comfort" Thank you, Hildra. I don't need this, but I appreciate the thought. I think your meoψbeast ψants to eat me.
i'm thinking about / maybe / investing in another plushie / but i'm down a lot of caegar / so maybe later
GOOD N3WS TH3 UND34D D1D NOT G3T M3 DUR1NG MY SL33P. UNFORTUN4T3LY, 1 H4V3 GOT TH3 GN4RL13ST BURN FROM TH3 SUN 4S 1 SL3PT ON TH3 S4ND 4T TH3 B34CH! #1H4T3TH1S #FUCKTH1S #SUNTO4ST3D #14M1N4GONY #FORGOTTH3SUNBLOCK #TH1SV4C4T1ONSUCKS
II don't feel good ...
i won’t say i’m the biggest but at full length i’m like 8 in but my girth makes up for lack of length. #nsfw
1 H4T3 TH3 S4ND #B34CHPOST1NG #M1SS1NGMYCOCOONHOURS #TH3R3SS4NDUPMY4SS #D1D1M3NT1ONHOWMUCH1H4T3S4ND
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hey ladies, its a tough vworld out there, wvhatevwer vworld youre from. if any of you need a shoulder to cry on or a place to wvent my dms are alvways open
H4L K1CK3D M3 OUT TH3 K1TCH3N. M4TT3R OF F4CT, H3'S CH41N3D TH3 C4B1N3TS SHUT. 1 C4N NO LONG3R SN4CK ON TH3 JOB. #M41DPOST1NG
1 H4V3 B33N T13D DOWN TO 4 CH41R, TH3R3 1S NO S4V1NG M3!
My friends had a bonfire without me.
∘☽ I-I don't think I can, I'd feel horrible for wasting the producers time.. ☾∘
∘☽ That Matesprite Island show, I just wanted too add it to my channels but ended up signing up for it and I don't see anywhere to cancel..!! ☾∘
∘☽ Goodness!!! I- I kindly refuse your invitation, this simply just isn't in the cards with me. ☾∘
no anime pracy website is working / how am i supposed to know what happens at sanjee's wedding / this sucks
i AlreAdy got sOmE EarliEr tOnIght but it was with my kIsmesIs so it didnt cOUnt. it's not AboUt the nOOk. it's AboUt frIdAy. #nsfw
frIdAy AInt fUckIn OvEr yet. im gOnnA hAvE the grEatEst pOssiblE frIdAy if it kills me. which it might. happy fuck yOUr frIEnds frIdAy. and happy folykl frIdAy. cUrrEntly cElebratIng both. cOUldn't hAvE dOnE it wIthoUt her. #nsfw
MY CUEBALL IS G0ING T0 A PARTY. WITH 0THER CUEBALLS. AND 0THER GREEN MEN. S0 N0W MY GREEN MEN WILL BE WATCHING. REACT <3 0R <> IF I SH0ULD TRY T0 ESCAPE. OR <3< AND C3< IF I SH0ULD DIE. #SUICIDE
NO CH4T 1 W1LL NOT W34R TH3 M41D DR3SS
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Breaking, breaking! @cesarianAqueduct has died. My sources tell me he was captured by an unknown militia, ready to cull thousands on Earth B. Stuck on their spaceship, he had found their gunpowder reserves, and after a long debate with himself he looked to the heavens. Inspired by Troll Bruno Mars' last act at EridanWeek, the violetblooded prince lit the gunpowder. Engulfing him and the militia in flames. Dying with a smile that night. Below is an artistic depiction of his final moments. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/thedeathoferidan.png ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Woke up because some dead rust douchebag’s ghost was chanting over me some dumb cal and when I reacted he started laughing. ]
II doodlled a representatiion of what happened wiith my pallmhusk and the cake batter. II"m so unhappy. Allso, II thiink thiis iis consiidered #nsfw iim not sure. https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/llotiiiie%20cake%20batter%20acciident.png
youre always, out to make me, look like some kind, of sicko pervert, that entire night was a, blur,,
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss > Bronya has passed out on the floor with her face pressed against her palmhusk's screen....
no........ i on flor :(
i miss her so much......... :( #substance #quadrantissues
fu<k me khud life it seems thAt this AlligAtor hAs missed su<h A<tivity <;V
hAhahahahA yEAh i knew it i just wAntEd to piss yOU off. hAvE a gOOd OnE
hey AssholE
I miss it so badly!
Ooohh she gets on my nerves!!!
guys this aint howw fmk is supposed to wwork you gotta let someone else givve you names to sort else youre just publicly airin out your resentment/desperation
I swear to god that girl.... SIGH.... > Bronya is wistfully sighing for her ex.
どんなポッキーの味が一番美味しいの？ ♥️ チョコレート ♦️ 苺 ♠️ クッキークリーム ♣️ 抹茶 あと、ドリアン味は絶対に試さないほうがいい。文字通りケツのような味がして、食べた後は水を飲まなきゃいけなかった。
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I feel like I’ve done nothing since I got here . ]
▼gog the caverns make all of us into lusii for each other eventually swear to gog▲
ok qUestiOn what hAppenEd. yOU kEEp drAggIng the fuck OuttA yOUr words i kEEp thInkIn yOurE fUckEd up on sOmethIn. quirk chAngE or what. #substance
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i dont even know where to start. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Being told I could get hurt by a dangerous person and then "thank you for everything" hours later with no reply-- that's a fair thing to worry about right? ]
people are over and i'm too horny to even walk straight. what do i do in this situation? is it over for me?? :P #nsfw
Yes! Although I think I did glimpse some of that poor Eridan's body.. Ooh it was horrible..
Word 2am3 I'v3 got a panach3 from h3ll right now
I hope it's a delayed reaction, Guess we'll wait and see...
I don't even have a buzz!! URGH!!!
Yearning sigh.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK THIS BITCH BIT ME!!!!! ]
▼▼▼gog just got reminded that the #cloistermeet isn't far away▲▲▲ ▼If i stab myself in the foot i wonder if I'll be allowed to stay in our cloister instead▲
Trolls are dead.∞
OnE Of My FriendS CompareD My ActinG SkillS To AdulT FilmS AnD I Can'T UnseE It
:33 < help im lost in the crowd at #purridanw33k :33 < i cant find my meowrail 3:
i stopped reading at pirate so i hope you got good locks on your doors
( thOUght AboUt it fUckIn plenty just didnt think the drOnEs wOUld fuck up my gEtawAy is all... )
sigh dm me
Wouldn't it be fucked up if I laid an egg.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I've got a hypothetical for everyone. What would your cycle be like in a time loop? ]
AGAIN i cant stress this enough but im GIVVING FREE SAD handies behind the bbq booth make sure you ask for eridan at #eridanwweek #nsfww
whats yOUr lIcensE plAtE nUmbER
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ l— lleave me aaalone tylu fufucking … ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ It’s f- fucking mi miserable being mme. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Need a recupe. ]
thAaaaAt sOUnds lIkE a chAllengE. mAkE sUrE to lEavE yOUr buggy UnlockEd this wIpE trust
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ gh. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ youre ssevuh a bbitch ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ theres a fuckin-,.,,, mess in mty pants. #nsfw ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ogn. goinana cull her. im gonan cuhgl cul lher. #violence ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’m at your door. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’m. Coming over. ]
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ your so annoyying i dont get it. what di i evern do to you ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’ll see wwhay Typewriter has to say about it that ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ im gonna knock the lights out of virsha next time i see her in person. #violence ]
REALLY WISHING I COULD TAKE A TURN ON THE TRAMPOLINE. BUT THAT LADY SEEMS TO BE WRINGING MORE ENJOYMENT OUT OF IT THEN ANYONE HERE COULD COMBINED! #ERIDANWEEK
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Those ceruleans piss me off. They're perfect for each other, really. #vagueposting ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Someone needs to fuck the sass out of you. #nsfw ]
do you by chance have a crush on said friend? THIS SOUNDS LIKE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CRUSH. i don't think i've ever paused to think about my friend's bulge before... #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Is this about Tragan you skitebird? ]
the absolute slog of boredom retail dampens any desire to on the job unfortunately, , ,
>([sorry all we got is nac#os wit# salmonella is t#at alrig#t]
I spent so much money to get a dick, 12 inches and pierced to the fucking nines, and now this fuckass game gave me a cloaca. Is this hell. Is this what hell is. #nsfw
So many feathery assholes and so many versions of me on here. And yet I am the most miserable of all of them.
bItchEs call me the sAndwIch.
beautiful women are always pitying me
i left my fries at her hive / this is sad
folykl tip #1: if you dont drink water for a long time you can unlock a hidden feeling called bad like & subscribe for future tips
could go, for a holed pastry to be, completely, honest,
i have too goo too woorrk soooon and i doo noot want too be a deliverry drriverr in this arrea. can soomeoone please set my pizza hut ablaze?