♦ pitied by @ghostlyTrickzter
i would make a horrible maid because i hate cleaning
What an odd little man. But we've got to get moving! #Vague-Posting #Not-that-vague
Damn, I'm on a block spree. It's kinda nice.
-=[where the fuckare all my berries going !! ! !! ! youguys ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!1 1 ! !_☺]=-
If you're not the target audience for AARP, you're a kid to me. Sorry to be the one to inform you.
is my entire life trying to do shit for people who do not give a shit about me.
I thank the dickens dirk is sound asleep. I dont think i could deal with his badgering.
huh wait did he block me what
Hand this man a plate full of dino tater tots and hes a happy camper. Is this streamline for all dirk iterations?
snuggle the homie for your mental health and also sniff him to make sure he isnt wearing any sort of gay perfume
god i am miserable in so many ways lately
< PERSONALLY INSULTED MY POST ABOUT EATING STUFF I SHOULDN'T GOT MEDIATED. THAT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL BEHAVIOR. >
Well this one really did a right yank on my heartstrings. Which brought about a twinge of worry. Are you alright?
this presidential term is wild
▲alright, onto the block list you go incest dave▼
but anyways prove it gaylord
yeah it was probably like that i would also laugh at a donkey eating figs but probably because i can only picture donkey from shrek and eddie murphy is always going to at least get 4 chuckles in any given situation
wrong i would laugh if you tried
When did a lengthy grocery list find its way onto the refrigerator? I was under the impression he was writing this fully on his little tappy pad?
Thinking of following a tag and occasionally just people watching
i know i should like heal or something im doing therapy im on meds healing and whatever but honestly if he fucks me up psychologically like completely fucking tortures me mentally and physically. if he. yeah. need that. #nsfwe #violence #abuse #cw-abuse
haha homo
Chicken nuggets. Peanut butter. Tuna, probably. Spam. The list is getting thicker, my dudes. We might need to batten down the hatches, the more I dig into the depths of my voracious appetite the larger this sucker is gonna get.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#lifehack just dont drop it in loser
“hahahaha loser (your home address)” better. cute attempt. should i take my turn? https://forms.gle/mhj9asqtadvb9s6v8
wow i swear to god this was not targeted dude just happened to post before me and i did not see that shit
This is exactly what I'm talking about, John. This is the gayest statement I have ever read in my life. Be lucky there's a clearly detailed terms of service preventing me from saying what most would in this situation.
yeah on it
dude i literally just had a sort of breakup with a situationship come on
You realize I could scroll up just slightly to see your comments with Dave, yes?
no god can save you now dude youre on your own
dude i have to double check my work
the sucker fell for rose gay entrapment
yeah
you should wash these dude
No, you're not gay. It takes real heterosexual gusto to write me a paragraph about penises.
trying to decide if you need to wash them
There are plenty of dudes in my novels, John. I know exactly how dudes are. The novels, mind you, are a bit skewed for the homoerotic. This is how I assume dudes are.
okay can you narrow it down to maybe one or two because im a busy guy
So share with the class, John. What was this squealing hog of yours on alert for if not for quality time with your male peers?
its cool dude im gonna keep inhaling your sheets if you wanna jerk it while im not looking #nsfw
"Unrelated"? Is that how you're coping about it?
dude
what’s wrong with being dead.
131 people online n not one of you can like a funny chit for shit huh
you get a lumpy gold star sticker that says “i funy”
id open up an askbox but i know some of you are gonna be funny and ask about the jaw. or ask what my favorite food is.
idk though no offence john but usually egberts are not great when youre having delicate emotional issues last time i told my john i was having complicated thoughts on my childhood he said ‘i think your bro was kind of just a weirdo!’ so like
fucking with you my b
it counts.
sometimes hate reacts confuse me most of the time i get it but huh
why am i blushing this is fucked up messed up sorry wait no fucked up is fine not sure why i just assumed i shoudlnt swear felt disrespectful anyways thanks okay ill shut up and stop messing this up haha damn ok thanks man yeah awesome
jerk off my dick while its limp #nsfw
i suck at the whole keeping distance from daves thing. i keep talking to them. keep wanting to. i usually have more self control than that.
i want to jerk off but cant find porn niche or fucked up enough to get it up cmon little guy there has to be something to get you going again #nsfw #nsfwe
shit is sort of embarrassing when i vague about something unrelated after reacting to a post and realize it looks targeted in the wrong direction. fuck.