Laurus Nobili
@gildedAutonomy
A tr✿ll f☘ght☘︎ng f✿r nature! ☘︎ l✿ve tak☘︎ng care ✿f my garden. ♡ (Icon by @spookiest-of-trolls on Tumblr! <3)
☘︎ have d✿ne plenty ✿f trans r☘︎ghts. And pr✿bably trans wr✿ngs? ☘︎'m n✿t sure ✿n that ✿ne. .. Update, yes, ☘︎ have d✿ne a wr✿ng. ✿✿ps.
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! i will defend your transgender wrongs in a courtblock of law at a reduced price 👍
Wa☘︎t we're gett☘︎ng trans flags? May ☘︎ als✿ have ✿ne..? H✿w d✿es ✿ne acqu☘︎re these..? :✿
.. D✿es any✿ne want m☘︎nt. ☘︎ w☘︎ll happ☘︎ly g☘︎ve ☘︎t t✿ y✿u ☘︎f y✿u want ☘︎t. Please. The m☘︎nt s☘︎tuat☘︎✿n.
c< iM sO fucKiNg sOrry, ill taKe as MucH MiNt as yOu caN spare, sO yOu dONt Have 2 deal witH THe MiNt(TM) >c
The m☘︎nt s☘︎tuat☘︎✿n ☘︎s severe, ☘︎ am try☘︎ng s✿ hard. :( Have m☘︎nt. And m✿re. M☘︎nt.
My g✿✿dness, ☘︎ l✿g ☘︎n and we're talk☘︎ng ab✿ut ty☘︎ng pe✿ple up..? What f✿r? Why w✿uld y✿u ever t☘︎e s✿me✿ne up l☘︎ke a fancy me-.. .. ✿h. ✿h! ☘︎ understand n✿w. ✿h my. ✿h g✿✿dness.
Hell✿ hell✿! ☘︎ acc☘︎dentally slept ☘︎n t✿day.. :( F✿rtunately my plants weren't t✿✿ mad at me f✿r ☘︎t! They were happy ☘︎ rested a b☘︎t m✿re. Anyways, the new plants are gr✿w☘︎ng ☘︎n well! ☘︎ th☘︎nk they'll d✿ perfectly ☘︎n the garden! <3 ☘︎ h✿pe every✿ne's day has been g✿☘︎ng as well!
𖠰Nice. Always good to hear about plants doin' well. And trolls.
Update! ☘︎t just wanted leaves. ☘︎ gave ☘︎t a few spr☘︎gs and ☘︎t left. ☘︎ d☘︎d n✿t ask ☘︎t f✿r superp✿wers. ☘︎t d☘︎d n✿t g☘︎ve me any e☘︎ther. But ☘︎t d☘︎d nudge my hand! ☘︎'m g✿☘︎ng t✿ take ☘︎t as a thank y✿u and c✿nt☘︎nue ✿n. These fru☘︎ts w✿n't harvest themselves! :D
.. Update. A h✿✿fbeast g✿t ☘︎nt✿ my garden. :( Why.
What ☘︎n the name ✿f ancest✿r nature ☘︎s a d✿uble d✿uble and why d☘︎d he just say he wants ✿ne?? My matespr☘︎t ☘︎s s✿ we☘︎rd s✿met☘︎mes.. but g✿sh he's great.
Hell✿ hell✿! The garden ☘︎s gr✿w☘︎ng well t✿day, ☘︎ planted s✿me new fl✿wers ☘︎n a few separate p✿ts t✿ see h✿w they d✿! ☘︎ h✿pe t✿ add them ☘︎nt✿ the actual garden ✿ne day. :) H✿w are we all d✿☘︎ng? G✿✿d, ☘︎ h✿pe! ☘︎f y✿u're d✿☘︎ng bad, ☘︎ send y✿u s✿me d☘︎g☘︎tal fl✿wers thr✿ugh the screen! ⋆˚✿˖°
OH my GOSH!! Someone who allso lloves fllowers and pllants as well? =:O You just HAVE to tell me about your garden!! Send piictures too!!
✿h h✿w w✿nderful! ☘︎t's s✿ n☘︎ce t✿ meet s✿me✿ne l☘︎kem☘︎nded ✿n here! :D ☘︎'ve been w✿rk☘︎ng ✿n my garden f✿r many sweeps n✿w! ☘︎t's my pr☘︎de and j✿y. ☘︎'ll get a g✿✿d p☘︎cture ✿ne day, ☘︎ swear ☘︎t. ☘︎ d✿n't kn✿w much ab✿ut h✿w t✿ take g✿✿d p☘︎ctures yet... :(
That"s so sweet!! II"ve had a pretty llarge collectiion of pllants for so llong. II just llove them so much. So pretty and collorfull. When you do get a piicture, pllease send iit my way!!
✿f c✿urse! ☘︎ l✿ve nature and all ☘︎t's g☘︎fts. ☘︎t's part☘︎ally why ☘︎ d✿n't l☘︎ve anywhere near a stemcluster.. ☘︎'m happy w☘︎th my h✿me ☘︎n the w✿✿ds! :)
Hm. T✿day ☘︎ g✿t the ✿dd sense that the fl✿wers were judg☘︎ng me.. ☘︎ w✿nder why that ☘︎s? ✿h well. Hell✿ every✿ne! :)
.. Usually ☘︎'d regret a p✿st l☘︎ke that, but.. ☘︎s ☘︎t bad ☘︎ d✿n't? ☘︎t alm✿st felt.. emp✿wer☘︎ng! Th☘︎s ☘︎s s✿meth☘︎ng ☘︎'m n✿t used t✿.. ✿h well. Back t✿ harden p✿sts.
// ok hi ooc, i just figured id make a pinned post to make a few things clear i also run @grislyAbodement and @chimericalBurlesque :) - i'm honestly new to anything homestuck related, a friend got me into it and making ocs for it. laurus is my first oc - he is a lime blood disguised as an olive blood - i am more than happy to have him be flirted with or hated, whatever people want! i'm kinda a no holds barred person so. lmao - sometimes i may forget chittr exists so forgive any periods of inactivity, i am a humble fool with very bad memory. - laurus goes by he/they, and is a trans male! or as close as one could be in the troll equivalent. - i have no idea about the special names for things, so forgive me if things are the normal variants when i say them. ;u; i am learning slowly anyways, i hope we all have fun here! thank you for checking out my silly and reading my post. <3 //
// i hope you have fun!!! your quirk is super cute!!!
Uhm.. s✿ ☘︎ d☘︎d ☘︎t! ☘︎'ve never d✿ne s✿meth☘︎ng l☘︎ke th☘︎s bef✿re.. But ☘︎ need t✿ get ✿ut there at s✿me p✿☘︎nt! Bes☘︎des, wh✿'d l☘︎ke a rand✿m tr✿ll fr✿m the w✿✿ds anyways, r☘︎ght? :) What was that th☘︎ng they added..? #NSFW ☘︎ th☘︎nk..? https://med☘︎a.d☘︎sc✿rdapp.net/attachments/417181085709893646/1493090979505508412/laurus_b✿✿ty.png?ex=69ddb4d5&☘︎s=69dc6355&hm=a20aa78ed9a7be2b08fabe3bbf3496733ecb2d25b0f033ce93a33c7f3ff5f655&=&f✿rmat=webp&qual☘︎ty=l✿ssless&w☘︎dth=789&he☘︎ght=858
Hm.. sh✿uld ☘︎ part☘︎c☘︎pate ☘︎n th☘︎s game? ☘︎ d✿ n✿t have any✿ne t✿.. 't☘︎erl☘︎st', but perhaps a ph✿t✿ w✿uldn't be t✿✿ harmful, w✿uld ☘︎t? ☘︎'ve never been ☘︎n a game bef✿re.. d✿ ☘︎ need t✿ be ☘︎nv☘︎ted?
.. S✿ s☘︎nce we're ✿n the t✿p☘︎c ✿f m✿re ☘︎nt☘︎mate th☘︎ngs, ☘︎ th☘︎nk, what exactly w✿uld ✿ne d✿ when they get all.. sunny and happy ar✿und s✿me✿ne wh✿ calls them 'bud' a l✿t? ☘︎t feels l☘︎ke a fr☘︎endsh☘︎p th☘︎ng but.. G✿✿dness, ☘︎ sh✿uldn't be ch☘︎ttr☘︎ng ab✿ut th☘︎s, sh✿uld ☘︎..
Update: he w✿n't st✿p talk☘︎ng ab✿ut that th☘︎ng where y✿u slap s✿meth☘︎ng ar✿und w☘︎th st☘︎cks. A.. sp✿rt, ☘︎ th☘︎nk? ☘︎ d✿n't kn✿w. ☘︎ l☘︎ve ☘︎n the w✿✿ds, ☘︎ d✿n't kn✿w half ✿f what he's talk☘︎ng ab✿ut a maj✿r☘︎ty ✿f the t☘︎me. -.-
What ☘︎n nature's name ☘︎s w☘︎th th☘︎s new.. 'trend'? Why are we ✿penly ann✿unc☘︎ng wh✿ we w✿uld cull, ✿r.. G✿✿dness. ☘︎s th☘︎s s✿me s✿rt ✿f.. publ☘︎c hum☘︎l☘︎at☘︎✿n?!
It ♢s ♤ g♤m♡, ch♡r. S♢lly nons♡ns♡ not worth worry♢ng yo♧r pr♡tty h♡♤d ov♡r.
✿hhh, a game! ☘︎'m n✿t t✿✿ fam☘︎l☘︎ar w☘︎th th✿se, makes sense why ☘︎ w✿uldn't understand then.. Thank y✿u f✿r the explanat☘︎✿n! And the c✿mpl☘︎ments are apprec☘︎ated.. :)
☘︎t has been.. a wh☘︎le s☘︎nce ☘︎ was last ✿n here! My ap✿l✿g☘︎es! My garden ☘︎s gr✿w☘︎ng very well, except f✿r a few stubb✿rn fl✿wers.. Perhaps ☘︎ sh✿uld s☘︎t w☘︎th them f✿r a wh☘︎le? Maybe they'll be m✿re recept☘︎ve t✿ gr✿w☘︎ng ☘︎f ☘︎ g☘︎ve them m✿re attent☘︎✿n..? Plenty ✿f th☘︎ngs t✿ th☘︎nk ab✿ut, t✿day!
My g✿✿dness ☘︎t's very l☘︎vely ✿n here! Well, hell✿ hell✿ strangers! Welc✿me t✿ my.. ✿nl☘︎ne garden? ☘︎ supp✿se? ♡
no no you got it all wrong this is *our* online garden
oh my fucking god i wish we could have an olive garden dude you know what lets franchise one itll be great
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D —>Oh, a gardener is fascinating to hear from! D —> Or do you prefer being called a horticulturalist? Either way, welcome and I 100k forward to hearing about your endeavors.