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A tr✿ll f☘ght☘︎ng f✿r nature! ☘︎ l✿ve tak☘︎ng care ✿f my garden. ♡ (Icon by @spookiest-of-trolls on Tumblr! <3)

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// ok hi ooc, i just figured id make a pinned post to make a few things clear i also run @grislyAbodement and @chimericalBurlesque :) - i'm honestly new to anything homestuck related, a friend got me into it and making ocs for it. laurus is my first oc - he is a lime blood disguised as an olive blood - i am more than happy to have him be flirted with or hated, whatever people want! i'm kinda a no holds barred person so. lmao - sometimes i may forget chittr exists so forgive any periods of inactivity, i am a humble fool with very bad memory. - laurus goes by he/they, and is a trans male! or as close as one could be in the troll equivalent. - i have no idea about the special names for things, so forgive me if things are the normal variants when i say them. ;u; i am learning slowly anyways, i hope we all have fun here! thank you for checking out my silly and reading my post. <3 //

☘︎ have d✿ne plenty ✿f trans r☘︎ghts. And pr✿bably trans wr✿ngs? ☘︎'m n✿t sure ✿n that ✿ne. .. Update, yes, ☘︎ have d✿ne a wr✿ng. ✿✿ps.

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PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! i will defend your transgender wrongs in a courtblock of law at a reduced price 👍

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/\ You have two options /\ /\ Support trans rights /\ /\ Or pick your teeth off the floor with broken fingers /\

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:33 < is both a pawption

Trans rights are what all[]ws me t[] exist. Im in full agreement. If y[]u wanna invalidate s[]me[]ne's experience because they d[]n't align with yer beliefs, then ya need a life re-evaluati[]n thr[]ugh the sch[][]l []f hard kn[]cks.]:-)

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/\ If you want /\ /\ I guess /\

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TRANS RIGHTS

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omg that's m ypreisdent

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Wa☘︎t we're gett☘︎ng trans flags? May ☘︎ als✿ have ✿ne..? H✿w d✿es ✿ne acqu☘︎re these..? :✿

.. D✿es any✿ne want m☘︎nt. ☘︎ w☘︎ll happ☘︎ly g☘︎ve ☘︎t t✿ y✿u ☘︎f y✿u want ☘︎t. Please. The m☘︎nt s☘︎tuat☘︎✿n.

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misread this as meth

VERY ☘︎NC✿RRECT. D:

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c< iM sO fucKiNg sOrry, ill taKe as MucH MiNt as yOu caN spare, sO yOu dONt Have 2 deal witH THe MiNt(TM) >c

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The m☘︎nt s☘︎tuat☘︎✿n ☘︎s severe, ☘︎ am try☘︎ng s✿ hard. :( Have m☘︎nt. And m✿re. M☘︎nt.

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c< i HOpe tHe MiNt situatiON gets better 4 yOu >c

My g✿✿dness, ☘︎ l✿g ☘︎n and we're talk☘︎ng ab✿ut ty☘︎ng pe✿ple up..? What f✿r? Why w✿uld y✿u ever t☘︎e s✿me✿ne up l☘︎ke a fancy me-.. .. ✿h. ✿h! ☘︎ understand n✿w. ✿h my. ✿h g✿✿dness.

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

this gu7 gets it

Hell✿ hell✿! ☘︎ acc☘︎dentally slept ☘︎n t✿day.. :( F✿rtunately my plants weren't t✿✿ mad at me f✿r ☘︎t! They were happy ☘︎ rested a b☘︎t m✿re. Anyways, the new plants are gr✿w☘︎ng ☘︎n well! ☘︎ th☘︎nk they'll d✿ perfectly ☘︎n the garden! <3 ☘︎ h✿pe every✿ne's day has been g✿☘︎ng as well!

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𖠰Nice. Always good to hear about plants doin' well. And trolls.

Update! ☘︎t just wanted leaves. ☘︎ gave ☘︎t a few spr☘︎gs and ☘︎t left. ☘︎ d☘︎d n✿t ask ☘︎t f✿r superp✿wers. ☘︎t d☘︎d n✿t g☘︎ve me any e☘︎ther. But ☘︎t d☘︎d nudge my hand! ☘︎'m g✿☘︎ng t✿ take ☘︎t as a thank y✿u and c✿nt☘︎nue ✿n. These fru☘︎ts w✿n't harvest themselves! :D

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.. Update. A h✿✿fbeast g✿t ☘︎nt✿ my garden. :( Why.

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:33 < ask it fur supurr-pawers

What ☘︎n the name ✿f ancest✿r nature ☘︎s a d✿uble d✿uble and why d☘︎d he just say he wants ✿ne?? My matespr☘︎t ☘︎s s✿ we☘︎rd s✿met☘︎mes.. but g✿sh he's great.

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Th3 gym i2 my th3rapy 💪

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c< if it wOrKs, it wOrKs, i wONt KNOcK it >c

Hell✿ hell✿! The garden ☘︎s gr✿w☘︎ng well t✿day, ☘︎ planted s✿me new fl✿wers ☘︎n a few separate p✿ts t✿ see h✿w they d✿! ☘︎ h✿pe t✿ add them ☘︎nt✿ the actual garden ✿ne day. :) H✿w are we all d✿☘︎ng? G✿✿d, ☘︎ h✿pe! ☘︎f y✿u're d✿☘︎ng bad, ☘︎ send y✿u s✿me d☘︎g☘︎tal fl✿wers thr✿ugh the screen! ⋆˚✿˖°

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OH my GOSH!! Someone who allso lloves fllowers and pllants as well? =:O You just HAVE to tell me about your garden!! Send piictures too!!

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∻Finally s☢me☢ne with s☢me respect f☢r nature.∻

✿h h✿w w✿nderful! ☘︎t's s✿ n☘︎ce t✿ meet s✿me✿ne l☘︎kem☘︎nded ✿n here! :D ☘︎'ve been w✿rk☘︎ng ✿n my garden f✿r many sweeps n✿w! ☘︎t's my pr☘︎de and j✿y. ☘︎'ll get a g✿✿d p☘︎cture ✿ne day, ☘︎ swear ☘︎t. ☘︎ d✿n't kn✿w much ab✿ut h✿w t✿ take g✿✿d p☘︎ctures yet... :(

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That"s so sweet!! II"ve had a pretty llarge collectiion of pllants for so llong. II just llove them so much. So pretty and collorfull. When you do get a piicture, pllease send iit my way!!

✿f c✿urse! ☘︎ l✿ve nature and all ☘︎t's g☘︎fts. ☘︎t's part☘︎ally why ☘︎ d✿n't l☘︎ve anywhere near a stemcluster.. ☘︎'m happy w☘︎th my h✿me ☘︎n the w✿✿ds! :)

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THIS IS A TRAGEDY, MR PRESIDENT.

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Hm. T✿day ☘︎ g✿t the ✿dd sense that the fl✿wers were judg☘︎ng me.. ☘︎ w✿nder why that ☘︎s? ✿h well. Hell✿ every✿ne! :)

also do people do like. actual erp on here, like in dms. because i would in fact fuck some people on here but im also shyyyy

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(( I think some people do yes lol I wouldn't know tho ))

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// hello it is me john mc dmSmut in question

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#truthnuke

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true as fuuuuuck

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I'm. Norml About This.

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><3 Guuuuurl Saaaaame~

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[I mean...]

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how do i silently rechitt this

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.. Usually ☘︎'d regret a p✿st l☘︎ke that, but.. ☘︎s ☘︎t bad ☘︎ d✿n't? ☘︎t alm✿st felt.. emp✿wer☘︎ng! Th☘︎s ☘︎s s✿meth☘︎ng ☘︎'m n✿t used t✿.. ✿h well. Back t✿ harden p✿sts.

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GARDEN. ✿h n✿. Th☘︎s ☘︎s the w✿rst. D:

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that's the spirit!

// ok hi ooc, i just figured id make a pinned post to make a few things clear i also run @grislyAbodement and @chimericalBurlesque :) - i'm honestly new to anything homestuck related, a friend got me into it and making ocs for it. laurus is my first oc - he is a lime blood disguised as an olive blood - i am more than happy to have him be flirted with or hated, whatever people want! i'm kinda a no holds barred person so. lmao - sometimes i may forget chittr exists so forgive any periods of inactivity, i am a humble fool with very bad memory. - laurus goes by he/they, and is a trans male! or as close as one could be in the troll equivalent. - i have no idea about the special names for things, so forgive me if things are the normal variants when i say them. ;u; i am learning slowly anyways, i hope we all have fun here! thank you for checking out my silly and reading my post. <3 //

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// i hope you have fun!!! your quirk is super cute!!!

Uhm.. s✿ ☘︎ d☘︎d ☘︎t! ☘︎'ve never d✿ne s✿meth☘︎ng l☘︎ke th☘︎s bef✿re.. But ☘︎ need t✿ get ✿ut there at s✿me p✿☘︎nt! Bes☘︎des, wh✿'d l☘︎ke a rand✿m tr✿ll fr✿m the w✿✿ds anyways, r☘︎ght? :) What was that th☘︎ng they added..? #NSFW ☘︎ th☘︎nk..? https://med☘︎a.d☘︎sc✿rdapp.net/attachments/417181085709893646/1493090979505508412/laurus_b✿✿ty.png?ex=69ddb4d5&☘︎s=69dc6355&hm=a20aa78ed9a7be2b08fabe3bbf3496733ecb2d25b0f033ce93a33c7f3ff5f655&=&f✿rmat=webp&qual☘︎ty=l✿ssless&w☘︎dth=789&he☘︎ght=858

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Hm.. sh✿uld ☘︎ part☘︎c☘︎pate ☘︎n th☘︎s game? ☘︎ d✿ n✿t have any✿ne t✿.. 't☘︎erl☘︎st', but perhaps a ph✿t✿ w✿uldn't be t✿✿ harmful, w✿uld ☘︎t? ☘︎'ve never been ☘︎n a game bef✿re.. d✿ ☘︎ need t✿ be ☘︎nv☘︎ted?

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