Xander Aurora
@gildedLivewire
stay gold, rebel heart
You never know if you're going to get another meal during the day, so ya better make sure breakfast is a meal that'll last ya a whole damn day. https://i.postimg.cc/RZB5pWQ6/Screenshot-2026-04-16-065623.png
✿ fuk u guys i’m not a fukkin demon im da glurp and i have feelings too #emo
she left a biig wet spot under her cheek #cute
#drool
Just found out that 6 x 6 = 36. life is good.
why do they call it video game's but never explore's the 'secret's of who thi's video jame's may be🤣
What the fuck are you on about
Recentlly read about the human space program and what they have done iin the short amount of tiime they have been "technollogiically advanced". IIt"s so funny that those computers they had used to get themsellves to theiir cllosest cellestiiall body were as powerfull as an Allterniian NumberCruncher.
i got out of bed and went to the kitchen to eat but saw my brother there, forgot what i was doing, told him he was ugly and then went back to my room and he didnt even look up from his pgnwe im such a lossr
this shit is good. [He's showered, hair damp, in a change of clothes. He has yet another strawberry dream drink in hand.]
the iincrediible priiviilege of carryiing your sleepiing wiife back to bed #goddess #angel #beauty #lookather https://ii.iibb.co/wFTPrWHy/iimage.png
why r her arms strange colour ? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
giift from her ex, he iimbued her wiith some magiic or some shiit so now they just look liike that
the elfs are always doing stuff like this i am sorry for her suffering i will solve the case and avenge her -from the office of ace dick detective agency
a liittle somethiing to drown out the noiise #suggestiive https://ii.iibb.co/8V0BSyr/iimage.png
Moons are barely up, but this guy's tits are out.
Jesus people used to pay for pictures like this back in my day. Other people, I should mention. That ain't me.
it seems my previous post has made the creative well run dry and we'RE just going horny for a bit. sorry all.
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sad to see the masses liimiit throatfuckiing to thursdays #nsfw
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K--<can you imagine if throatfucking was legal 24/7? nobody'd ever get anything done. total societal collapse. people fucking eachothers throats on the street as the world turned to ash. total carnage.
iin my world iit's legal. whiich iis exactly how ii know you've got a poiint there
i'm back. i'm back in denim. and denim pv+ +he sovl in yovr rock n' roll.
lawrence is one of +he grea+es+ hvmans +o ever live. hvmani+y shovld be pvnished for no+ givin him +he s+ardom he so ever deserved
he is +his gvy in +he band fel+ and also +he band denim and also +he band go kar+ mozar+ and he is one of +he mos+ enigma+ic figvres in ear+h indie mvsic his+ory and he is brillian+ and no one knows who he is excep+ for weirdos like me
asked a broad ta spit in my drink see & she said no sirree fuck my chud life -from the office of ace dick detective agency
you gotta be more offputtiing iif you want them to do that
how do i be more offputting picle inspector says im offputting everuy day -from the office of ace dick detective agency