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pussy so fat he calls it his gordita supreme. #suggestive #mythoughts
ok. i'm done gushing over hot fish men. n e ways how about i show off some outfits i wore last week! :)
#Gladiator #Sadiator #Cursed #WithCharm #Unhateable #Handsome #Magnetic #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/cdd57842a418~.png
>O+ MY KISMESIS WAS PISSING ME OFF, SO I KISSED HIM UPSIDE tHE CRANIUM WItH AN ALUMINUM BASEBALL BAt.
prꙮ tip: "glilk" means "green milk", but "grilk" dꙮes nꙮt mean "green milk", sꙮ watch ꙮut fꙮr that. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
You.wouldn't.scrub.the.seasoning.off.of.a.wok.or.cast.iron.pan.would.you?. Should.be.charging.extra.for.that.dawg
aight gang. who up pondering the intricacies of hotdoggalations. i for one am endeavoring in replacing my coffee stirring stick with just a plain ol glizzy.
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「kekeke... megane-san comes bearing wyunderful nyews! naked tosan just gave birth to 3 kyutieful nubbins! ✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*｡ megane-san is yet again an aniki who will pass on his knowledge of the kawaii and dtuberlous for mirai gens. omedetou ٩(˶´༥`˶)و ! 」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: aniki means an onii-san or older hatchmate as gaijin say in western alternia. mirai gens are the future generations of kyutie nubbins that will carry on megane-san's flame and omedetou means CONGRATULATIONS NAKED TOSAN ON 3 HEALTHY AND HAPPY NUBBINS!!!!!!!!!!!! they all have tails to match megane-san's. wag wag. ]
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ PLEASE keep talk.ing about the backrooms 𝙸'm soclose
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8=l < I hope this e-mail finds you
THATS IT NO ONE APPRECIATES MY RATBOY SO HERE YALL GO LATULA WWITH RATBOY
I* Have A New Cocktai*l, "the Water That Turned The Frogs Gay" #cavecarapaceᛝ
໑h n໑ y໑ull put me undergr໑und h໑w wⓘll ⓘ ever c໑pe
☆bored as shit just playing Russian roulette eugh☆
Whatever floats your boat I suppose. It's real fun though, you'll get one and then the rest will try to mount a resistance but you've already destroyed their neXt hour so you just get to be like a wiggler in a candy store. Plus they're dumb, if you wear a mask they act like you're an entirely different troll.
i'd believe it
SHUT UP AND DIE ALREADY.
Thinking ★bout getting hit with ★ big rock so I c★n h★ve ★mnesi★, ★sk me ★nything.
< Thiss sshould have the #ssuggesstive knowing you. :>~
✿ i get bread like croutons, i make dough like croissants #bars
my bulge is bigger than phuntrs
I'm also usually supporting you
God damn it.
Yeah, listen to your wife
Ain't nothin' to be sad overr mate.
Do ya eat them with th' peel on orr naw?
Do youze eat bananas with orr without th' skin?
If You Are Mean To Me I Will Tell My Lusus, Who Will In Turn Paralyze And Eat You. #serene #violence #gore
i thinnk we shouuld forgive them.. annd show them how to make it right..
it has. not my choice, happened when I was in the void for a bit, a doomed timeline also took over my account for a bit. did a big fight along with kismet and we survived
she hasn't been on sin(e all that, but
Wtf are yoou saying i'm noot goonna kill myself oover soome game lool it's noot that hard 8Ъ
I've been microdosing waterboarding so I can Breathe Underwater.
AHAHA not at all, it wa⚡︎ funny but no, unfortunately i did not get minecraft land :(
you could ⚡︎ay i am a little bit of a dead a⚡︎⚡︎
👻💀🪦
#MyLususWantsAllOfYouToKnow #BoofBarkWuff #SoThereYouHaveIt
I* Li*ke Heari*ng That, Perked My Ears Upᛝ
Took A Gas Stati*on Pi*ll Now I* Can Cast Spells Wi*th I*t, and By I*t, you Know, i*t. #magi*cti*p #seei*ngvi*si*onsᛝ
Can't Watch Movi*es Wi*th Anyone Because I*ll Start Feeli*ng, romanti*c-al, Youre Getti*ng Ki*ssed At My Houseᛝ
⧃ Casper has everyone wrapped around his raisin-grease covered fingers.
#myraisinfingers
It's evil
Evil crusher 9000
FUCK LONG! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
Don't Dm Me Unless You Are Prepared For " The Horrors ".
I Feel Like I Am The " Demon Core " And Comfort Food Is My Screwdriver Right Now.
We can't talk here. Let's go spend 47 Caegars on the Jeremy Renner app.
COMPUTA, MAKE THEM GAYER.
are 7ou sure about that
hell fucking no
7our sedu(tion te(hniques are be7ond even me. i sit at the feet of the master
They should let me ne★r ★irpl★nes ★g★in.....
@consequentlyOblique fuck u
Alright.
get ⓘt queer ⓘnstead #suggestⓘve
Goot my bulge in a bear trap help
✿ im doin surgery on a tree rn guys LMFAOOO 🤣
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHIT !! [[No Typo Detected]]
~I d~On't just tO~uch grass, I fuck the grass~ ~#nsfw~
............... ARE THEY P1TCHFL1RT1NG?????? R1GHT HERE?? R1GHT NOW????oh crAp -- cat1on1cAgon1st (CA)'s palmhusk has been cuttleCrushed! --
X I once knew someone so bad at making food they set a pb&j on fire. x
🜲 I'd cr⚜ck the shit out of Bievey. #nsfw #iw⚜sencour⚜gedto⚜m⚜kethispost #idontknowwhy ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
#OhWow #ImAtWorkRightNowButIWasGoingThroughMyCampPhotos #AndICantBelieveIForgotToUploadThisOne #:] #MyFriends... #ThisWas #AReallyGoodMoment #WishICouldBeHereAgain #JustForAFewMinutes
@gildedLivewire II'm dragging you two an isolated forest location unknown two both of us.
#spookysex #nsfw #lol
you thought i was in an illusion? haha... sylink. you'VE been under the effect of my mangekyou for wipes, now.
Now tell me Phuntr Guyn★⚔, how long were you under the impression this w★sn't ★n illusion?
what you were looking at was merely my afterimage. you find that i am standing on your shoulders. heh... do you understand? how strong an ant would be, at my size? you feel a crushing weight atop your shoulders.
I v★nish from sight, ★lright behind you. Why would I h★ve my gu★rd up ★round ★nts?
eyes glow red. you'VE let you guard down... weak.
(◕ ᴥ ◕)
I W-O-O-ULD MAKE A BEAUTIFUL AMAZING L-O-O-VELY P-O-O-ST F-O-O-R MY M-O-O-IRAIL F-O-O-R #M-O-O-IRAILP-O-O-STING BUT HE'S BEING A BRAT S-O-O- HE GETS N-O-O-THING!!!!! N-O-O-THING!!!!
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꒰𓇼s𖦹rry i have fishy finga syndr𖦹me𓇼꒱
> THAT IS NOT THE TAKE-AWAY FROM THIS AND YOU K N O W IT!!!
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS TRAPPED IN A BASEMENT ⧃F HIS ⧃WN IT IS CALLED THE RHYTHM AND HE NEVER WANTS T⧃ BE FREE FR⧃M IT
gruuhhyessss get yooouur deep pooockets reaaady gooold baaalls(¬ºཀ°)¬
ⓘ learned what human marrⓘage ⓘs cause ໑f y໑u am ⓘ g໑nna have t໑ learn what dⓘv໑rce ⓘs t໑໑ lmfa໑
If I cover myself in gasoline, I don't need a fucking match to catch fire, I AM the fire!!!!!!!! Fuck with me!
beam time
dinner is not over dinner is not over dinner is not over dinner is not over
d★ddy. Dinner d★ddy.
🔪 Look for the troll with the lavender bag on her head, that’ll be me :0)
Sooo.. I WILL HAVE FUN WITH MY HARD INNARDS THANK YOU
ᐖ WUT IF EVYBOᐖY IN ᐖA WORL WUZ NAMEᐖ JEREMY ᐛ
ddaddyy. llongg llegss. ::) sspiderr
:33< i wear a hat to cofur up the secret rat that clawntrols meow
I’m still working on the whole #mpreg thing.
[AAAAHAAHH THEYRR HERE HUR$U$ I$ HERE FU#K#YE$ #GETTINGATONGUEBONER #ANDBYTHATIMEAN #I#ANTWAITTOKI$$HIM #YEARNING!!!! #$UGGE$TIVE]
Daily Tarot Card. Five of Pentacles. You could be facing some material troubles today, but do not wallow in self pity and despair. There are others in similar circumstances. Seek advice and peer support, solutions are available to you, you just need to ask. #DailyTarotCard
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THE MAN WITH THE BAD BEARD IS MESSAGING THE M⧃UNTAIN WITH THREATS
It'$ Ju$t. 7ike I 7ove You Guy$. I 7ove You Guy$ $o Much. P7e@$e Ju$t Fucking T@7k @bout Wh@tever It I$ With Whoever It I$, P7e@$e. It Wi77 $o7ve $o M@ny Prob7em$
fight.
Do you think LE wears a speedo I'm sorry that I asked
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU D:
@armoredMorbosa hey FUCK you
who up tryna get they butt licked its for science dw dw school project
TWINKS. MUST. DIE.
NOBODY HMU 1M GR13V1NG HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/1MG_0048.JP3G
໑h s໑ that wh໑ y໑u pⓘng fⓘrst huh
✿ DA FUKK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN
PHUNTR GUYNAX WILL DIE BY MY HAND i promise this #truth
#nsfw mention I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/★44c413c8e10.png
< Time for emailss, one of them I received a bit ago featured a giant hole appearing in the Trollss back yard. They desscribed it ass a regular ssink hole but over time they sstarted to hear noissess, the video they ssent with the email sshowss what appearss to be ssome ancient lussii sstaring at him. #cryptolussology #tereusstypingss #horror :>~
‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ Somet♪mes She's 8ored Xandra D♪ps Xander ♪nto Tar And He Scream Loud As Fuuuuuuck. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞
(( my friend, honest to fuck just asked me if alternia had troll 9/11, thoughts?
imagine if you were a nipple
the prover8ial early cluck8east gets the writhing, wriggling, yaoiful wriggle8ug
if it wasn;t clear enoчgh alreadY, i hate bald people
IMMUTABLE.. INEXORABLE.. such is the tragedy of MALE PATTERN BALDNESS. it comes for YOU
“ive got my whole life ahead of me” NO YOU DONT, MALE PATTERN BALDNESS IS COMING.
pity beam..
poчnd harder
gruuhhif I haaad to keep 1: aaa boy fly or aaa fly boy .......i woouuld pick the boy fly so i coouuld keep him in my room aaand feed him gross stuff aaand he'd be haaappy becaaause he's like, mostly aaa fly but with aaa boy heaaad so he'd thaaank me aaand id be like "no prob bob" aaand his naaame is bob from then aaand oouut.......me aaand aaa fly boy woouuldnt get aaalong we'd fight over braaainz aaand stuff #hotoouuthereforaaapimp #whowoouuldyoouuchoose #flyboyvsboyfly(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhummmmm......sniffs aaaroouund...smellz like....braaaiiiinzz (reaaal rotten ones too yum yum yum)(¬ºཀ°)¬
-=[ssomeof you oonly likke me becauseyou wanna touch me whhere i transmit unncompressed high-definition conntent_☺]=-
THE SYNAPSES in my thinkpan seek to dissuade me from emotional stability
✿ if dat smellphone ring, i'm hangin up #stinky but if dat onion ring, im pickin up #yummay
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k 1’m j3rk1ng 1t 1f 4nyon3 c4r3s y3s 1 gott4 m3nt1on 3v3ry t1m3 1’m j3rk1ng 1t #nsfw
my stomach hurts which reminds me the enzymes in your stomach are secretly insurrectionists that seek to cause you pain at the most inconvenient moment
candles are living beings. burning them down to the wick is MURDERING THEM #violence
please pay no m!nd to th!s fool and h!s ant!cs, he obv!ously has a death W!SH
who tf pitied my lawn wizards post i jus twanna talk
wait fuck dude i called beforus the alternate planet but our shit’s naMMe is alternia MMaybe we’re the alternate planet ion fuckin know anyMMore
< The Hoofbeasst iss back. :>~
this is an oxymoron
∻Y☢u beautiful y☢u're right. I'd hang y☢u ☢n my wall∻
appendix explosion
✿ if u ever have a panache just know it’s a clone of u tryin to form like athena from zoos’ head or sumn i can’t remember that guys name
✿ bad news for burgas: i woke up
(◕ ᴥ ◕) video proof guplease
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guohkay i forgive gyuu for being a little guweirdo…
✿ oh nahhh bruh he in yo behind
- @assistMint You hivewrecking little lowLife. Shouldn't they have taught you shamme during your school feeding course? Or were you one of those they pity-passed under the No Pupa Left Behind Act? ※ NOTICE: You should be mmore emmbarrassed than this.
>> oouughh my ડtomach ¡mmed¡ate1y made myડe1f fee1 ડ¡ck ¡ am ડo ડmart
You think you can tease daddy and walk away untouched
Once again all the Slicks vanish off this site, leaving me, Jack Noir, the winner of the Jackoff
When I catch you, Xander.
you DONT NEED to salt your pickles. they come naturally sodium baked. IF YOU PUT MORE SALT ON YOU RUN THE RISK OF OPENING A temporal FRACTURE
ū sāīd īt
☀︎ᯓDiD y☆u kN☆W ThAt If tW☆ cLeAn uN☆XiDiZeD PiEcEs ☆F ThE SaMe mEtAl t☆uCh iN ThE VaCuUm ☆F SpAcE, tHeY WiLl b☆nD T☆GeThEr aNd bEc☆mE PeRmAnEnTlY StUcKᯓ☾
▌Head day, every day. ▌
Ƹ 🌂 > Tch. Ʒ
YOV·ARE·NAMED·AFTER·THE·OAFISH·BEIGE·BLOB·FROM·THE·AARDVARK·SCHOOL·FEEDING·TELEVISION·SERIES YOVR·OPINION·IS·HEREBY·INVALID
FUCKNOITSMINE
(◕ ᴥ ◕) hi xander (≖ ᴥ ≖)
Everyone have a lovely day :) (This is a threat)
-=[ x-) aare any of myfriends planningg on betrayingme you have to tell me okkay_☺]=-
WHAT THE OTHERS SAID. I ALREADY SAID IT FIRST AND THAT'S WHY THEY SAID IT. BUT WHAT THEY SAID ALSO AS WELL.
KILL YOUR WIFE. NOW!!
KILL WIF----E
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M PRETTY ALRIGHT WITH THIS. :o/
< It'ss gotta be S"OOO eassy for you dude. S"ilver platter. :>~
you kick around goalies. i kill em. and if im mackin on someone's )(oney and t)(eir s/o's watc)(in, i kill em. and IF T)(----EY DONT GIV-----E M-E W)(AT I WANT, I KILL T)(----EM killin is t)(e only way to live. be a better troll and KILL.
I'm just eating some vriskables today. feeling lazy https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-17_145318426.png #breakfastposting
u cnt just ask ppl y their arms r didfrent colors