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gruuhhif I haaad to keep 1: aaa boy fly or aaa fly boy .......i woouuld pick the boy fly so i coouuld keep him in my room aaand feed him gross stuff aaand he'd be haaappy becaaause he's like, mostly aaa fly but with aaa boy heaaad so he'd thaaank me aaand id be like "no prob bob" aaand his naaame is bob from then aaand oouut.......me aaand aaa fly boy woouuldnt get aaalong we'd fight over braaainz aaand stuff #hotoouuthereforaaapimp #whowoouuldyoouuchoose #flyboyvsboyfly(¬ºཀ°)¬
gruuhhummmmm......sniffs aaaroouund...smellz like....braaaiiiinzz (reaaal rotten ones too yum yum yum)(¬ºཀ°)¬
-=[ssomeof you oonly likke me becauseyou wanna touch me whhere i transmit unncompressed high-definition conntent_☺]=-
THE SYNAPSES in my thinkpan seek to dissuade me from emotional stability
✿ if dat smellphone ring, i'm hangin up #stinky but if dat onion ring, im pickin up #yummay
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k 1’m j3rk1ng 1t 1f 4nyon3 c4r3s y3s 1 gott4 m3nt1on 3v3ry t1m3 1’m j3rk1ng 1t #nsfw
my stomach hurts which reminds me the enzymes in your stomach are secretly insurrectionists that seek to cause you pain at the most inconvenient moment
candles are living beings. burning them down to the wick is MURDERING THEM #violence
YES!
please pay no m!nd to th!s fool and h!s ant!cs, he obv!ously has a death W!SH
who tf pitied my lawn wizards post i jus twanna talk
wait fuck dude i called beforus the alternate planet but our shit’s naMMe is alternia MMaybe we’re the alternate planet ion fuckin know anyMMore
< The Hoofbeasst iss back. :>~
this is an oxymoron
don't you fuCkin' smear me like this. that whole 6od damn time you were Constantly fuCkin' Challen6in' me on whatever dumbfuCk theory you Cooked up. while we're reCoverin' the body of one of my friends, the only thin6 you fuCkin' Cared about was whatever psyCho bullshit *you* had Come up with. don't you fuCkin' aCt like you're a viCtim here, you despiCable fuCk. stop talkin' about me. you ain't 6ot the 6od damn ri6ht.
apolo6ised after Complainin6 that holdin6 the 6uy's head that it was awkward to talk about him. apolo6ised after ya failed to do so five times prior. apolo6ised after runnin' ahead for no 6od damn reason in the middle of a trap-laden forest 'n' nearly 6ettin' ormiCi in trouble 'Cus they followed ya. apolo6ies don't mean a damn thin6 to you.
∻Y☢u beautiful y☢u're right. I'd hang y☢u ☢n my wall∻
appendix explosion
✿ if u ever have a panache just know it’s a clone of u tryin to form like athena from zoos’ head or sumn i can’t remember that guys name
✿ bad news for burgas: i woke up
(◕ ᴥ ◕) video proof guplease
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guohkay i forgive gyuu for being a little guweirdo…
✿ oh nahhh bruh he in yo behind
- @assistMint You hivewrecking little lowLife. Shouldn't they have taught you shamme during your school feeding course? Or were you one of those they pity-passed under the No Pupa Left Behind Act? ※ NOTICE: You should be mmore emmbarrassed than this.
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You think you can tease daddy and walk away untouched
Once again all the Slicks vanish off this site, leaving me, Jack Noir, the winner of the Jackoff
When I catch you, Xander.
you DONT NEED to salt your pickles. they come naturally sodium baked. IF YOU PUT MORE SALT ON YOU RUN THE RISK OF OPENING A temporal FRACTURE
☀︎ᯓDiD y☆u kN☆W ThAt If tW☆ cLeAn uN☆XiDiZeD PiEcEs ☆F ThE SaMe mEtAl t☆uCh iN ThE VaCuUm ☆F SpAcE, tHeY WiLl b☆nD T☆GeThEr aNd bEc☆mE PeRmAnEnTlY StUcKᯓ☾
▌Head day, every day. ▌
Ƹ 🌂 > Tch. Ʒ
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FUCKNOITSMINE
(◕ ᴥ ◕) hi xander (≖ ᴥ ≖)
Everyone have a lovely day :) (This is a threat)
-=[ x-) aare any of myfriends planningg on betrayingme you have to tell me okkay_☺]=-
WHAT THE OTHERS SAID. I ALREADY SAID IT FIRST AND THAT'S WHY THEY SAID IT. BUT WHAT THEY SAID ALSO AS WELL.
KILL YOUR WIFE. NOW!!
KILL WIF----E
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M PRETTY ALRIGHT WITH THIS. :o/
< It'ss gotta be S"OOO eassy for you dude. S"ilver platter. :>~
you kick around goalies. i kill em. and if im mackin on someone's )(oney and t)(eir s/o's watc)(in, i kill em. and IF T)(----EY DONT GIV-----E M-E W)(AT I WANT, I KILL T)(----EM killin is t)(e only way to live. be a better troll and KILL.
I'm just eating some vriskables today. feeling lazy https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-04-17_145318426.png #breakfastposting
the elfs are always doing stuff like this i am sorry for her suffering i will solve the case and avenge her -from the office of ace dick detective agency
u cnt just ask ppl y their arms r didfrent colors