♠ hated by @gildedLivewire
~It's hard tO~ be a dick with~Out s~Ounding like a cartO~O~n bully sO~metimes l~Ol. Grr yO~u're nO~t my friend what am I 6~
~If I find a delicate thing ~I w~Onder h~Ow it wO~uld l~OO~k split at the seams ~Girls talk, say "it's beautiful" ~I gO~tta pO~ke it t~O knO~w it, I gO~tta LIGHT IT ~ON FIRE AND... ~P~Oke and destr~Oy! ~P~Oke and destrO~y! ~P~Oke and destrO~y! ~I'm a bO~y, I wanna p~Oke and destrO~y! ~#lyricsp~Osting~
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>>| .if you have to pleasure yourself... well. you're just pathetic. stating the fact. #nsfw
!LLIRG EHT FFO HSERF KLIM YKNUHC ETALOCOHC EMOS EVAH DLUOC i NEHt ?KLIM ETALOCOHC FO TUO KLIM YKNUHC EKAM YEHT T'NOD YHw
:33< horoscopes :33< ♈ mew will eat a flafur disc today this will purroove fatal :33< ♉ hatch that random egg mew found the othpurr day im sure nyathing bad will happen :33< ♊ efurrything mew have efur known and loved will be sucked into a black hole today :33< ♋ the stars purrdict that mew will get a haircut at some point betw33n now and 3025 :33< ♌ cutie! :33< ♍ mew gotta learn how to purrlay the sousaphone :33< ♎ good luck in the chambpurr! :33< ♏ mew already know its time to purrn down a fire house think of all the irony in the fire! :33< ♐ mew will go vegan today :33< ♑ daylight will come and mewll wanna go home :33< ♒ mew will ignore mewre veins today :33< ♓ mew will be key in developing pikmin 18000000011
8=8 > do not BARKing put leashes on anyone
✿ ok nvm seein u mad is scary keep him in da dungeon
my body is a machine that turns lowwbloods into cold deadbloods
all t)(ese fools postin nudes. come; let me s)(ow you w)(at true tasteful nudity is. a pinup job i did for morale for t)(e troops not so long ago. )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/s22G3MNf/nude-condy.png #nsfw
#scentpostin )(ttps://i.imgur.com/V2-EUaNM.jpeg
na)(, too late. sniffin real good... 3>8)
bust t)(e ot)(er one, itll be funny. )(elps make em matc)( too. aint fas)(ionable t)(at way ot)(erwise
everyone outta t)(e goddamn way, only troll t)(at matters is )(ere. make a fuckin' line if youre gonna glub it up n kiss my feet. poseurs keep yer fuckin distance, imitators c)(eck outta t)(e door cause yall fis)(in to ride my fintails on bein t)(e best t)(ere ever was.
PUSHERWARMING: surprisingly noo kissing invoolved at Chittr's greatest shitpoosters meetup