♦ pitied by @gildedLivewire
somethinng like that..
same as it ever was..
donnt worry, i still love all of youu so muuch. youure all so wonnderfuul. annd im glad i get to see from youu.
And my head is pounding.
(V)(',,')(V) lil bitch rly j℧st flew by and stole my shittt😭😭😭😭
(V)(',,')(V) I HATE BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gruuhhif I haaad to keep 1: aaa boy fly or aaa fly boy .......i woouuld pick the boy fly so i coouuld keep him in my room aaand feed him gross stuff aaand he'd be haaappy becaaause he's like, mostly aaa fly but with aaa boy heaaad so he'd thaaank me aaand id be like "no prob bob" aaand his naaame is bob from then aaand oouut.......me aaand aaa fly boy woouuldnt get aaalong we'd fight over braaainz aaand stuff #hotoouuthereforaaapimp #whowoouuldyoouuchoose #flyboyvsboyfly(¬ºཀ°)¬
suuddennly feel very sick.
(V)(',,')(V) NOOO F℧KKIN WAY BIRD J℧ST STOLE MY SANGWICH
guys i'VE decided i will NOT be eating subway today. going to start boycotting until they release the four caegar footlong.
Bu7ge B7ocked By Hi$ Own @nce$tor #co7d #n$fw Jic
THE SYNAPSES in my thinkpan seek to dissuade me from emotional stability
REMINDER that anyone trying to be nice to you is JUST DOING IT TO GET AN EDGE OVER YOU. nobody is actually nice. nobody CARES about you, just what they can get from you. REMEMBER THIS next time someone tries to insult your intelligence by employing such LOW LEVEL manipulation tactics
(V)(',,')(V) https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/121224268_EsqiCVHniy℧BvJ3.png me n @gl℧rpMaster flippin coins the way we make these heads t℧rn 😭😭😭
#IDontWannaRollInMud #ILikeToBeClean #T-T
#MyLusus #Tracked #SoMuch #Mud #Inside
<action; statement input; statement: officer comp|aining to other officer about how none of their subordinates are good pai|ing prospects #nsfw #nsfc input; statement: they are comp|aining direct|y next to one of my microphones & made eye-contact with a camera input; statement: i am |itera||y right here. they know i'm |istening. & yet action; query input; query: wou|d they pai| me action; statement input; statement: of course not. i'm just the battery. input; statement: ugh. />
#jealous
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▼sitting in a shitty cafe sipping shitty tea having a shitty time on a date this girl has the edge of a fucking circle▲
▼▼date got worse she pulled out a ukulele this is the fucking second date ruined by these things in the last three perigrees▲▲
🜏 honk (bu♱ sad) ):死亡 ♅
ⓘ just trⓘpped whⓘle tⓘpⓘng ໑n my palmhusk an cracked my knee pad ໑pen jegus h໑w d໑es that even happen ⓘve lⓘterally never trⓘpped ໑n anythⓘng ⓘnsⓘde the hⓘve my entⓘre fuckⓘng lⓘfe
⚓︎ this s〰cks
moooooo (I have no fucking idea)
ᐖ O YA. I HAᐖ A ᐖREAM TROLL EMMA STONE ANᐖ TROLL SABRINA ᑈARPENTER BROKE INTO MY HIVE 2 TRY ANᐖ SᑈAM ME??? ANᐖ THEY RAN ᐖA SAME RAᑈKET ON A BUNᑈHA PEEPLE IT WUZ FUᑈKEᐖ UP LOWKEY. ANᐖ ᐖERE WERE ᐖEEZ 2 MUSᑈLY ᐖUᐖES WAITING FOR ᐖEM IN ᐖA ᑈAR ANᐖ ANYWAYS LATER THA 4 OF THEM GOT PUT IN LIEK A SᑈP EXPERIMENT ᑈHAMBER FOR THEY ᑈRIMEZ ANᐖ THEY ALL GOT MELTEᐖ BY SᑈARY AᑈIᐖ. ANᐖ THEN I GOT PUT IN AN EARFQUAKE SIMULASHUN WIF LIEK 19 OTHER PEEPLE ANᐖ WE WERE TRYING TO HELP EAᑈH OTHER GET OUT. IT WUZ SO INTENSE. ᐛ
well without access to my own medicines I am now forced to raid Troll8ama's own stash for pain killers. pan hurtie ૮ ’ﻌ｀ა
eating my chalk #girlblogging
the concept of missing someone is actually a psychic trick employed by your thinkpan in order to fool you into making poor decisions
lets just hope he wasnt too late
oh. shit. fuck I'm sorry this took a turn huh
“get your friends onto Chittr !!” they said. it’ll 8e a good thing, they said
i cant DO THIS right now
what d໑es ya໑ⓘ even mean
i T⚪ld The Heiress Happy Pride M⚪nth And She Laughed At Me And T⚪ld Me T⚪ "g⚪ Stand In The C⚪rner". Its A Circular R⚪⚪m
¢an’t believe I got banned from my ki$$$me$$$i$$$’ $$$tupid ¢lur¢h for $$$imply a$$$kin a que$$$tion! Though fair bonu$$$, they have a $$$i¢k a$$$ pi¢ture of me on the door now HAHA!!
xx_CHCHOW_MISSES_JUNIOR......._can_sum1_go_yell_at_dat_dirk_guy_for_taking_away_our_special_bot?_xx
< The Hoofbeasst iss back. :>~
now that i think about it. LARKSO WOULD NOT HAVE FIT IN THE SCUTTLEBUGGY WITH US
"I'm sorry 8ut you did not check your 8asement Not the new one" the fucking what. https://media.tenor.com/GYnqizOqH_YAAAAM/darjeeiingg-ro8lox.gif
I mneed food. I"m going to get that. and take. a 8re8ak for a second if anypuppy sees my lusus please contact me. her name is dottie. she's a really good girl shge always comes when called please. let me know. she has a collar it has my num8er on it. https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/DOTTIE.png
I need to stop drinking, I see a father on my timeline and immediately begin acting unwise.
risk my neck saving someone i DONT EVEN KNOW and i get FLAK for it.
didnt even get my damn injury treated. WHATEVER
AHHHHH
✿ if u ever have a panache just know it’s a clone of u tryin to form like athena from zoos’ head or sumn i can’t remember that guys name
i g0t l0cked in the seven eleven bathr00m and was stuck in there f0r a wh0le day. #sevenelevenp0sting
There is a cat outside my window and I wish to pat her... But she is not for patting. I shall have to content myself for admiring her beautiful long tabby coat with white socks from afar, imagining her softness in my hands. Woe is me.
#IDontKnowAWholeLotAboutTheWhole #AlternateTimelineGameStuffBeforusThing #BecauseIBlissfullyStayInMyLaneAndDontLookAtMuchBeyondMyEverydayLife #ImMoreThanContentToSolelyDealWith #TheHorrorsWithinMundaneComprehension #ThatBeingSaid #ICantHelpButThinkAboutThisNow #GivenEverythingOnTheTimeline #TheIdeaOfAnAlternateMeThatsLike #OldAndFromADifferentKindOfAlternia #IsKindOfTerrifying #IDontWannaKnowWhatHesLike #IDontWannaKnowAboutAnyOfMyPotentialFutures #Lol
havent slept and i cant see straight happy pride yall
Thank you for not causing a ruckus today I have been stressed about a baby bird on the Gray House lawn for the last several hours.
✿ oh shit
uugghhmm , , mm, ii ssuurrvviivveedd ,, hh, hhee wwaassnntt eevveenn mmaadd (╥﹏╥) hhee ssaaiidd , iimm, "TOO PATHETIC TO BE TRULY UPSET WITH" ssoo, ii tthhiinnmmkk iimm ookkaayy , ,, , hhff, iimm ggooiinn gg , ttoo, ggoo rreeppllaa cc ee, hhiiss mmuugg, , aann dd, hhff,, ffiinndd ssoommee ootthheerr ww aayy , ttoo, mmaakkee uupp ffoo rr ii tt, ,, bbeecc aauu ss ee,ii ggoott ooffff ttoooo eeaassiill yy , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
STOP TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND!!! i dont need to keep saying this over and over
walking to school. car turned quick while i walked on the road. it wasnt too fast, though, so i kinda just hit the bumper and fell. didnt get run over, though.
(( had a nightmare last night that 5 more daraya accounts appeared while i was asleep and were better darayas and became the new default of her on chittr smh u.u it was kinda funny in retrospect
(( forgot to add that i got banned for being shit at roleplaying at the end lol
➡️You cater to the slobbering masses while your oldest friend wallows in his earnestness.➡️ ➡️No Goredash deliveries available for ceviche.➡️
once. it sucked, but it wasnt too big a deal and there wasnt a major injury
>> oouughh my ડtomach ¡mmed¡ate1y made myડe1f fee1 ડ¡ck ¡ am ડo ડmart
have you ever seen a key that has swirls? I HAVE. this KEY leads to another realm. Inhabited by pale, hornless, upright lusii.
o-)- hi everyone, im sure a lot of you saw what happened in the stream. but my matesprit isn’t answering my calls or my texts. something is very very wrong. if you see this man please please let me know, please put any sightings or information on #whereisucedesroykie here’s what he looks like, he’s the indigo in the picture and @ultracriticalBalk
it was suppose to be just a hook up.. it was just supposed to be a hookup. and now i'm getting flushed in more ways than one and i can't stop thinking about him and his hands and oh my god i need his hand around my throat again and i want him to smooch my forehead and call me a good boy and fuck i have it baaaaaad ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
you DONT NEED to salt your pickles. they come naturally sodium baked. IF YOU PUT MORE SALT ON YOU RUN THE RISK OF OPENING A temporal FRACTURE
i got 99 probleMMs n all of theMM are that i just dropped MMy fuckin quiche on the floor i can’t take it anyMMore
♤ Why Do I Feel Like I'm About To Be Kidnapped Or Something Malicious Like That ♤
✐ᝰ GOT MY ASS BEAT BY SYLINK AGAIN! WOOOOHHHHH!! ᝰᝰ
☀︎ᯓDiD y☆u kN☆W ThAt If tW☆ cLeAn uN☆XiDiZeD PiEcEs ☆F ThE SaMe mEtAl t☆uCh iN ThE VaCuUm ☆F SpAcE, tHeY WiLl b☆nD T☆GeThEr aNd bEc☆mE PeRmAnEnTlY StUcKᯓ☾
deleting this i got embarrassed
Oh my fucking gog, what am I doing? What am I to her???????? #WTF D:::: <3? <>? <3<? c3<?
✿ MY OPPS LITERALLY EVERYWHERE even my own glurpsters
✿ sound off in da comments if u would betray me
nvm actually may8e it is a crying kind of light goodlight everypuppy
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༻ Update, i am covered in unfertilized cluckbeast embryo✦ :( ༺
▌Head day, every day. ▌
Getting beaten up by a stranger d0es n0thing f0r me sexually unf0rtunately #nsfw #vi0lence
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guthinking about serious guthings… https://media1.tenor.com/m/OBbiRLgw-38AAAAd/seal-spinning-around.gif
little high right now. sorry. #substances but anyway i been thinkin about MMy ex MMoirail. she was real great but she got flushed for MMe n i didn’t feel the saMMe so we broke it off. we ain’t talked in a couple sweeps. dunno how she’s doin. hopefully well. i MMiss her n soMMetiMMes i wonder if it woulda been better to just hop quadrants n pretend so i could still talk to her but i know that wouldn’t have been right of MMe to do. hope wherever she is that she’s doin okay for herself.
there's no need for me to do #bulgeposting anymore cause everyone's already seen it. it's time for me to retire from the bulge posting industry forever #nsfw
hey!! so love sucks don’t do it.
https://i.ibb.co/vvqNz9zb/IMG-6780.jpg situationship ….,,
(V)(',,')(V) i think e i hit My weeklcy dono limit
i dOn't rEaLlY KnOw wHaT ThE FuCk iT Is, BuT... i gOtS A FeElInG AbOuT SoMeThInG. sOmE InTeR-CiViLiZeD CoNfLiCt gOiNg oN AnD ShIt. KiN AgAiNsT KiN. sOmE Of y'aLl sOmE BrOkE AsSeS. wHy yOu cAlLiNg oThEr bRoKe aSsEs hOmElEsS, tHoUgH? tHaT'S HyPoCrItIcAl, BrAh. :o( #ViBeS #fAiTh #VaGuEcHiT
The writer doesn't have much to write about Vianti. #TheScript
:o) This evening has been most... :o( Displeasing.
i got a cold or somethiNg.. uhg i feel liKe juNK.
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>>>(Neglected) some new responsibilities... >>>((They)) weren't sought after!.. >>>(At) least, for permanent residency... >>>(Unjustly) thrust upon!.. >>>(Eternally)... all apologies...
[ >A WICKED CURSED HATH BEEN LAIN UPON MINE PSYCHE WHILST MINE GUARD WAS DOWN... A ROOKIE MISTAKE. NOW THE WIZARD MUST WORKETH ON DISINFECTING ITS THINKSPONGE FROM AN AUDITORY HEX, ONE IN WHICH TROLL JUSTIN BIEBER'S "BABY" TUNE IS STUCKETH WITHIN IT. SEND HELP_ ]
✿ dude idk about dat one
(V)(',,')(V) iiiii knowww nothing abo℧t thate
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K--<rankmaid genuinely just passed out before the lips even touched
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wait bro did this to me
The Milkman @milkDelivery accidentally left me a portal to the milk dimension instead of bottles of regular milk. What can be done about this? Is there anything I should look out for while I'm here? Feeling intrigued.
I only wish Warmblood would speak to me again. I have so much love to give her. But I understand I have not earned her trust. I would never demand anything of her. I am an ally.
~⟢||they are inVVnting chasers you'VVe neVVer VVn heard of what a crazy topsy turVVy world.||⟣~
Let me know.
࣪⊹₊˚{ i am SOOOO tired of trying to fill my <3/<3< with seadweller men! }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im OVER IT!!!! I QUIIIIT! }*_*{ }*_*{ }*_*{ }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ hit the pupa pool befoure i decide to start hunting all of you four SPORT!!!! #bloodthirsty #cullerscall #girlglubbing }˚₊⊹ ࣪
-^Why’s it feel like I got p∇nched in the g∇t all of a s∇dden. Who did that.^-
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmm... my lusus passed a few sweeps ago but i guwill remember sealmama on this holiday... if it guweren't for her thinking i was her missing pup i guwould have died!!!
I've fallen down thw stairs twice and fucked up everything i've been trying to bake. on mamas day of all things. the spirit of janey "hot woman" crocker better possess this fkin cake i got cookin or you Will be seeing me on the news.
-=[ x-) aare any of myfriends planningg on betrayingme you have to tell me okkay_☺]=-
xx_chchow_calm._still_gumpy_xx
he bit me, i think im immune to mime rabies.
The air in my workshop space now smells of plastic and glue. And the reaction 8etween the two.
↘️i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him.↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️ ↘️THE NUMBERS CONTINUE TO GO DOWN.↘️
i jst saw i had 8 hrs of scrntime am i am i actually a chud im going 2 cry
SO, ANOTHER UNRELATED CHAT CLIENT IS DOWN. PICTURE: A WHOOP OF INORDINATE SIZE. AS IF THAT WOULD SOMEHOW PUT A DAMPER ON MY NIGHT. AS IF THAT WOULD HINDER ME IN THE LEAST FROM TRANSMITTING EVERY SEARING, THOUSAND-DEGREE THOUGHT FROM ZAPPING ITS WAY TO EVERYONE WHO MATTERS ENOUGH TO HEAR IT. THE ASSCLOWNS I'M TALKING TO HERE KNOW WHO THEY ARE. THEY KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM ME. AND IF YOU THINK THAT BEING RELEGATED TO THIS SOLE PLATFORM, THIS SOLE MEANS OF COMMUNICATION — NAY, THE SOLE CORPOREAL *FLESH* IN WHICH MY GANDERBULBS ROLL LIKE FUCKING BIWINGED TRANSPORT TUBE TURBINES — HINDERS ME IN THE FUCKING *LEAST* FROM GETTING MY POINT ACROSS TO YOU SHOUTGASH-BREATHING TURD ROCKETS WITHOUT NEEDING TO RESORT TO SOME KIND OF COMPLETE BREAK OF MY CHARACTER, THEN YOU'D BETTER SLATHER YOUR OILY CARCASS WITH ALL THE ICY-HOT YOU CAN GET YOUR GRUBBY PRONGS ON. BECAUSE YOU ARE *SORELY* MISTAKEN. READ MY FUCKING LIPS, CHITTR. AND READ BETWEEN THE LINES. THOSE OF YOU WITH BASELINE *LITERACY,* ANYWAY. THE REST OF YOU DROOLING SHIT-FOR-SPONGES PROBABLY DON'T EVEN LOOK AT MY CHITTS IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE I DON'T ATTACH BLURRY BULGE PICTURES TO EVERY POST. LIKE YOU NEED PICTURES IN YOUR CUPETIME STORY, OR ELSE YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
✿ actually lowkey think i shoulda kept dis one in da drafts my b yall
wWw i'm sure it'zz in a better place now... wWw
Why ★re my posts being pitied? Stop it. I'm Sylink Prot★h.
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One has been BETRAYED... Ʒ
(V)(',,')(V) gna get my neighbor to c℧rse ℧ all w t℧ngs fr fingers LOLLLLLLL
When bro dies im taking lil cal with me #randomthoughs
>+. MY NERVOUS SYSTEM SAID "DANGER !!!!!" WHEN I AM COMPLETELY ALONE .+> >+. THERE'S ONE FIX AND IT'S COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF WEED .+< #substances
₍^. .^₎⟆ NOOOOOO꠹
xx_I_WISGHK_I_COUDL_HIT_IT_HARDER_BUT_IVE_BROKENT_DRUMS_BEFOR_xx
I think I took the wrong pill$$$. Thi$$$ adderall i$ makin me feel down not up… what the hell??
before the rot my eyes were the prettiest red and blue and now theyre just gross absences X( #gross and sometimes i miss the way they lit up my respiteblock
♤ I Was Not Expecting To See MYSELF On The Feed HELLO??? ♤
II demand(would liike iif at po22iible) a 2econd opiiniion!!!
im fine (lying)
Ɏ not a-a-alwa-a-ays for the better! Ɏ
Agreed. The design's alright, but imagine the convo. "Yeah, lemme light dat up fer ya wit' my pickle." Instant curb.
.) Qh my gQsh, sQ, like, it turns Qut I gQt my cQQrdinates mixed up and tQtally went tQ the wrQng venue fQr the afterparty, that's, like, sQQQ embarrassing!! But, the bar I was at had a real cQQl vibe, at least! ))
☆ hot taKe what the aKtual fuKK is oatmeal☆
I don't feel pale for my moirail. I don't really feel anything towards them at all anymore.
^i agree that compassion fatigue is a thing but you should word this less like a dick if you want people that are genuinely upset to take it kindly>
Ɏ oouuughh. i woke up a-a-and my Everything hurts. my respiteblock is kind of tra-a-ashed & i do not remember how this ha-a-appened. Ɏ
no one can appreciate my totally legitimate cool and aloof nature
✿ fuk u guys i’m not a fukkin demon im da glurp and i have feelings too #emo
i got out of bed and went to the kitchen to eat but saw my brother there, forgot what i was doing, told him he was ugly and then went back to my room and he didnt even look up from his pgnwe im such a lossr
Too gamey.
it saddens me to my core :(
K--<can you imagine if throatfucking was legal 24/7? nobody'd ever get anything done. total societal collapse. people fucking eachothers throats on the street as the world turned to ash. total carnage.
> I wonder if Xe problem is wiX me or wiX oXers. <