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Spreader bar #nsfw
hops up onto you, does a little circle 8efore I lay 8ack down, sneeps
catch me nd my friends in a cuddle pile on my bed xx
repost for #shirtlesssaturda7! if 7ou want something more re(ent, 7ou'll just have to (ome see me in person #nsfw #nsf(
if 7ou rub the (litoris and the g-spot at the same time, 7ou take a s(reenshot #nsfw
c< ....tHiNKiN abOut stuff agaiN #suggestive, prObably >c
I wish it wasn't so difficult to relearn how to be myself.. to be anyone, really.
I hope you are having a good night
beach day photo!!! :P #nsfw as all heck, sorry..
Something like that
thenn i will be twice as positive.
Actually on second thought I don’t like saying “my Earth,” even if it’s totally neutral language. Because of the connotations. Given the givens. “The Earth I live on” is much better. Only thing I own here is a cabin in the middle of the woods and some land.
FuCK THiS. i'M JuST GoNNA WaLK iNTO THe BaCK oF THe FiRST CLuRCH i SeE aND WaLK oUT WiTH MY PoCKETS FuLL. WHo'S GoNNA SToP Me. i'M JoHNNY. i'M iMPORTANT.
This idiot over here wanted life to stop changing. He doesn’t even realize the river only stays beautiful because it keeps moving. Fool.
Fun date idea: You watch me mutate the cells on a random body part of your greatest enemy at a pace so rapid that it literally explodes. How does that sound? hm #violence #gore #but-know-that-im-tagging-it-pedantically
its really happening
players are smoking the heart aspect #substances
// yes making puns for troll versions of human stuff is funny and all but peak comedy for me is always gonna be just slapping a "troll" in front of it. troll costco here I come.
okay 8ut tell me you wouldn’t 8e curious
FUKCK1NGP 1CKL35 0N 7H17H 57UP1D 8URG3R.....,...,.. D1NN3R!!!! #5L0P!!
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
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Salted caramel everything beam.
ANNOYING THE PEOPLE CLOSEST TO YOU.
A loss you say?
oh i need this actually
doing pretty good myself! honing my god tier stuff as well, and finishing up everything left on my land
| th|nk evrryones greAt :) :) :D
#roseshouseparty is today, time should be around 4 pm CDT when I am fine with you all showing up. I will post about it around that time so you all can be aware it is good time to show up. I Look forward to seeing you all there. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
kill your boss, ☭hey probably deserve i☭
WE NEED MORE FAT WOMEN SEND POST
FAT WOMEN uNLIMITED FAT WOMEN BuT NO SKINNY WOMEN
STANDS ON A WOODEN 8OX IN TOWNSQUARE TROLLS. LISTEN TO ME. HEAR MY WRODS humans have SI8LINGS !! !! !! WHAT THE FUCK !! !! !! we have 8roodmates 8ut like it ain’t the same…it’s not a good word we can do 8etter than this we need a snappy cute word for it LISTEN. I FIGURED IT OUT. YOUR GRU8LINGS. LIKE SI8LING 8UT GRU8LING. I’ve invented the 5th secret platonic quadrant that’s like having a human si8ling it can even have its own sym8ol ∞ and you can have so many of them 8ecause human families are vast
I got ★ bunch★ little Sylinks in my he★d ★ll fighting for the controls to big Sylink
c< yeaH, ill be up tHere sOON >c
MARIO PUSSY ATTACK
၄⋆၃ loxal indigo blooded troll xonfesses he still feels inadequate in xomparison to other highbloods due to his own insexurities and sometimes wishes that he were anyone but himself dot dot dot what other shoxking news will be unxovered question mark this was lunzet news do not tune baxk in it will get worse
၄⋆၃ on my way to purxhase more figurines and posters despite having no spaxe in my respitebloxk sighs so fuxking loudly
see, the thing is... while it's USUALLY cosmic horror... sometimes it's cosmic joy unbridled.
Life Gets Much Easier When You No Longer Think That Everyone Secretly Hates You, By The Way.
"are you sick?" no man im just sniffling and sound weird and coughing regularly because im a dog . have you seen a boy sick before.
Hmmmmm Five whoppers, ★nd five MORE whoppers.
If anyone DARES to lay a finger on my consorts, they will not keep that limb for long #violence
i got fat spheres 2.74 in <hange and a dream you wish you were me #suggestive
Girls only want one thing and it's getting to complete their land quest in peace
7ou should have to redo pott7 training ever7 (ouple of 7ears to keep up with new developments in the field
getting smothered in tits #needdat #yearning #nsfw
I hope everyone feels validated today. You're someone's favourite person.
And Yet Your Ancestor Could Never Be The " Yaoi Fairy ". You Are Wonderful Of Your Own Merit, And You Do Not Need To Be Like Your Ancestor To Have Value. #positive
>=>}My Death Was... Greatly Exaggerated... Sylph Of Space Is Godtiered Bay-beeee!!! -9-
Plub attacks for short.
Oh wait this is four different things. I thought you were doing beam attacks that give out peace, love and unity.
>> New pfp :)) #newpfp Th¡ડ ¡ડ a draw¡ng my fr¡end d¡d of me and my barkbeaડt
▲need to do a quick purge of a couple kinks these things are getting annoying▼ ▲like seriously what do you mean that turns me on▼ #nsfw #vaguepost
I MEAN, THE MOMENT WHEN THE THERAPIST IS SQUEEZING THROUGH THE FINAL CORRIDOR TO ESCAPE THE PIRATE, AND HE REACHES FOR HER AND HE’S… SCARED? SCARED, TO BE LEFT IN A PLACE LIKE THAT DESPITE BEING MADE THERE. UGH.
red s/) when i stand at the end /)f dark r/)/)ms and c/)ver my pink eye it l/)/)ks like a gl/)wing red sleep paralysis dem/)n is b/)uta get pe/)ple and im willing t/) be punched t/) see pe/)ple shit themselves
glad to hear someone knows whats up. :B
obliterate twinks? what if we obliterated a plate of hotdogs together? what if we obliterated cakes or french toast? #hungryposting #frenchtoastclub
If your wizards aren’t majority old and bearded, or at the very least an occasional bumbling newbie that plans on being a great court wizard one day, they are not the type of wizards I enjoy. I think it is a disgrace to the hobby to make wizards just regular people with magic.
if yor gonna vaguepost about me dan maybe dont be such a prankable fellow #whoopeecushionandwaterbucketprepared
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guso the list was gufor mathematical reasons... gueh...guehehe... fraimi still guon top...
:33< gang? :33< who gives a shit?
swordfights are cool but have you ever seen someone try to block a hammer? it is REALLY funny. like buddy this thing is moving fast enough to knock over a building whats that shield for.
"I'LL WHOOP YO ASS. YO MATESPRIT LOOK LIKE MY MOM" -my brother 2026
I d☼ n☼t understand the "bit℃hless" thing; it is stupid, and it reeks ☼℉ inse℃urity and the la℃k ☼℉ sel℉-value y☼u have ℉☼r y☼ursel℉ ☼utside ☼℉ generi℃ inti☁︎a℃y. Real value is elsewhere; h☼wever, n☼ne ☼℉ us will ☁︎easure up t☼ a ☁︎es☼s℃ale ℃☼nve℃tive Syste☁︎. Truly w☼nder℉ul, there is s☼☁︎ething t☼ learn ℉r☼☁︎ the s☁︎all-s℃ale extratr☼pi℃al ℃y℃l☼nes be℃☼☁︎ing ☼rganized.
// busy playing minecraft with friends
ᐖ PENIᐖS ᑈOLAᐖA ᐛ
I c★ll this piece "if there w★s ★ guy who looked like this it would be kind★ fucked up wouldn't it?"
Ye★h like I s★id prob★bly not good but I'm gl★d we know for sure.
Bre★d do lowkey t★ste better th★n key. Th★t guy w★s onto something.
Sex party in a medieval castle w0uld g0 s0 hard #nsfw
?will the itty bitty titty committee please stand uP .lets have a hoorah for the perky puffS .beating on my chesT .loud and prouD .shouT #nsfw #ittybittytittycommittee
XDXD flying is easy you just roflcopter until you achieve lift lolololol
llaaww gives me big trans fem energy / i can't lie / i dunno how to place it #trollonepiece
▲turns out you can just buy the entire company of hot topic on their website▼ ▲really convenient▼ ▲so yeah i own them now▼
'C★use I h★ve thirty thous★nd doll★rs in credit c★rd debt When they c★ll, I tell them I c★n't p★y it b★ck yet (Credit c★rd debt) Tomorrow, I m★y buy myself ★ dining room set Or this Bob★ Fett Credit c★rd debt, credit c★rd debt Credit c★rd debt #lyrics
if inhaling paint fumes affects your memory just imagine what inhaling paint fumes could do #substance #attemptatajoke
french toast man will always be in our hearts. noted to the list.
unironically beat jevil for the first time earlier never got around to it on my first two chapter 1 playthroughs
Remember that you can't save everyone. Remember that you have to try.
That tr⚣ll raver l⚣⚣ks like fun... S⚣me⚣ne @ me when they find a way t⚣ telep⚣rt s⚣ i can g⚣ t⚣ their parties
[RIT#HY KELDAM I$...BU$Y WITH #OMPANY WORK?]
((Nudes of The Fool aka Relias Devark will be posted later on in a couple hours, pm to request drawing if you want)) #nsfw
20k kult and kull! a big number! i was (onsidering doing this for 10k but things got out of hand, so we're doing it now. let's pla7 a game, (hittr! i want 7ou to look at this video and tell me what 7ou think what (aste i was born into. if 7ou alread7 know, no telling! i'm still holding 7ou to 7our promises. #nsfw #selfpi(s [atta(hed is a video! n7rita is looking into the (amera, adjusting it, before giving it a grin. she saunters ba(k to a big, overstuffed arm(hair and flops into it. what's noti(eable is that there's (olor in the video. her horns are the shades of orange of a troll, the arm(hair has a floral pattern in greens and blues and whites, and behind her, the ba(kground rolls off into hills and valle7s, (overed with all sorts of flowers, with petals dan(ing in the breeze. this is the first look at herself she's posted to (hittr that's not in gra7s(ale. she takes a moment to breathe in and out, stead7ing an un(hara(teristi( anxiet7. but she's who she is, and that smooths over an7 wrinkles. (onvi(tion thus se(ured, she strips. shoes (ome first, then so(ks. then she takes off her blouse. she's not wearing a bra. her breasts are in full displa7, as are her grub s(ars. the nipples that boun(e to stationar7 positions on her (hest and her grub s(ars are a dark, (olorless gra7. the (hain on her waist (omes off with a (link, and she shimmies out of her jeans. and then, dropped off on top of the pile of (lothing and also metal to the side of the (hair, her panties, the last stit(h of (lothing on her bod7. thus naked, she turns this wa7 and that in the (hair, stret(hing, striking a pose or two. she's not sh7 at all, and she's making sure ever7one gets a good look at her soft (urves. then she settles down, and slings one leg over the arm of the (hair. she rubs a hand up and down the slit of her nook, before sliding a finger inside with a shiver. she relaxes with a soft exhale as she fingers herself, one finger, then two. she sighs softl7, (losing her e7es and fo(using on pleasuring herself for a moment. it doesn't take mu(h for her bulge to start slithering out. her bulge is long, ma7be a bit shorter than knee length. it tapers to a point about two fingers' wide and has a spiral of shallow divots that starts at the tip and works its wa7 down. it (oils into her free palm with an unusual dexterit7, threading between her fingers. then she opens one lazil7 to look at the (amera, shifts her hips for a better angle, and spreads her nook open with a moan. her inner walls are soaked, just as her bulge is dripping. and both nook and bulge are slate gra7, like a storm (loud. she sits ba(k, e7es (losed again, and starts going at herself with more fervor, thrusting a third finger in and jerking off her bulge, moaning and gasping, until - she opens her e7e again, and grins mis(hievousl7. then she stands up and walks towards the (amera, inner thighs sli(k, bulge (oiling in the open air, and turns it off.]
-=[me when im a bowl of proofed ddough ready for the oven_☺]=-
Does anyone else kinda think bein' "human pregnant" would be interestin' at all?? #suggestive (maybe???)
a different kind of hole post #nsfwv https://cdnimgchestcom/files/482cb1f774ecpng
Just got consensually fondled. #epic #nsfw
a fancy bedroom with dimly lit candles is soooo overrated!! we should fuck somewhere actually romantic like that alleyway over there #nsfw
garden plants : where the hose at
i think the alcoholics of chitr should start a support group and by that i mean we get together once a week and go bar hopin adter pretending were gonna fix our shit for 10 minutes over shitty coffee #substance