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Cleaning out my desk. #StraightPride #Ex #NotExStraight #ExBoyfriend #StillStraight #FYI
c0rk
FATASS.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. THE FIRST PART I MEAN.
FINALLY.
watching y0u.
h0ld on h0w have you tasted y0ur own ass?
yOu tHe oNlY MoThErFuCkEr tHaT GeTs iT On hErE TeZ! oThEr fOlKs bE TaLkInG AbOuT CuLlInG Is bAd, KiLlInG Is wRoNg aNd sHiT. bUt iT FeElS GoOd, PaRt oF ThE WhOlE SoCiEtAl sTrUcTuRe mAn. DoN'T JuSt wAsH ThAt oFf. yEaH AnD I ThInK SoMe fOlKs hErE LiKe mE? i dUnNo i'm jUsT HeRe fOr tImE WaStIn. (o:
yEaH I CaN SeE ThAt aFtEr tAlKiN To tHe hUmAnS, kInDa hArD To sHaKe aLl tHe vIoLeNcE AfTeR It's bEeN BaKeD In tHe fUcKiNg bLoOd fOr sO LoNg. I LiKe bEiNg kInD, lIkE HaViNg fOlKs aRoUnD, fEeLs gOoD ToO.
yOu pRoBaBlY RiGhT AnD ThAnKs tEz, It's nIcE To hEaR ThAt (O:
tErEzI ... I DuNnO WhAt tO SaY MaN. a mOtHeRfUcKeR WaS JuSt hAtChEd wRoNg i gUeSs. )o:
#TrAuMaTuEsDaY i'd dO It aGaIn, KiLl tHeM SlOwEr tHiS TiMe. EnJoYeD It. I ThInK AbOuT ThAt tImElInE WhErE Kk dIdN'T GeT To cAlM Me dOwN AnD StArT YeArNiNg. #nOtMyTrAuMa #ViOlEnCe
$22.22 deducted fr0m account...
@containedArmageddons my new captchacameramachinething #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/alchemytime5.png
make me.
i love the way you're reacting to everything, it's just so much fun!!!
and isn't that just the very worst fate imaginable? >:)
oh noooooo, that's just sooooo terrible!!!
haha no way, i'm not going to stop. why would i stop flustering such a cute girl? >;)
cuuuuute!!!
i'm laughing in a "you're being cute" kind of way! >;D
i'm actually laughing! ;p
sorry my sister. BUT TAKE SOLACE IN THE FACT. that this time around. IT WAS ERIBRO GETTING HIS BACK BROKEN BY ME.
@terminallyCapricious#2753 @caligulasAquarium #rumble https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/405e732f4313.png
:o) THANKS FOR THE RATING MY GOOD MOTHER FUCKER. maybe you won't have to imagine it for much longer. IF YOU ALL UP AND DOWN WITH A MOTHER FUCKER STICKING HIS DIRTY FINGERS IN YOUR PAN AND PUPPETING YOU AROUND. the fact that you knew about the curling shit at the tip made me let out a damn nice honk.
#nsfw #bulgerating @terminallyCapricious#2753 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header While I'm at it, attaching my image of approval here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png A bulge of concern. I feel strange reading it, given recent events. But the show must go on! Gamzee Makara is a subjuggulator who has earned a lot of respect from me across the various instances of myself gazing at his postings. Even if it's not necesssarily *THIS* Gamzee Makara. Hfff. Also. He is VAGUELY. Not too sure. But he is VAGUELY communing back with me as I try to read his bulge. It seems to be very angry mutterings. His chucklevoodoos must be particularly active! -------- Ｓｔａｔｓ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 8 I do not know if this is because of his recently increased state of rage, or if it is always this powerful. Gamzee Makara's bulge is quite capable of breaking some of my digits if I mishandle it. This thought both excited and frightens me. Moreso, it makes me worry for his various partners he has had. Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 6 I think this is a respectable statistic, and I am frankly glad it is somewhat inhibited here. Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 9 Hffff. Okayokay. Ihavehad. Thishighblood'sbulge onmypan for quite sometime. I can only imagine whatit would be like to be in a position in which he gets to loftily weigh it upon your face. Ｇｉｒｔｈ： 7 Heh. Hhehheh. Ｘ－Ｆａｃｔｏｒ： 5 His X-Factor is interesting. It comes from the subtle features. I will explain in full after the stats and attributes section. -------- Ａｔｔｒｉｂｕｔｅｓ Ｓｃｅｎｔ： He sort of smells like cough drops? A stale, sweet, medicinal taste. Which, frankly, if this were the medicine I were perscribed, I would be happy... Ｔａｓｔｅ： The taste is better than the smell. Like, the opposite of soap. There is a mustiness to it, that comes with the business, but still. The taste is much more lively than the smell. Ｔｅｘｔｕｒｅ： Rubbery, and, has a feature often seen in seadwellers. Microscales. The texture is smooth in one direction, but rough as he leaves. With his strength, I wouldn't be surprised if he could do some damage to a nook... Oh... That's what I saw... Weight: 2.4 Pounds. The X-Factor Score comes from the troll's texture, strength, and shape combination. His bulge has a weight distribution that leaves the base much denser than the tip. This means he is extra agile at the end, and his bulge likely curls in on itself in such a way when it's in you that it feels even bigger and better.
suckin on jake's human pipe make a mother fucker real tranquil. I WAS BLOWING THAT BITCH SO LONG AND SO HARD THAT I CAN'T UP AND MOTHER FUCKING KEEP MY EYES OPEN NO MORE. shit filled the whole room with that good good smell and all you mother fuckers who can hang should know that hanging with me and @golgothasTerror is a mother fucking good time. JUST ASK HIM ABOUT HIS HOOKAH. #nsfw #substance @archiveAddict #suggestive
SP1T ON H1M. RN !!
GURL,, 1S 1T TH3 CLOWN
:o)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/458e02777fd9.jpeg @gutsyGumshoe HONK.
-- terminallyCapricious' [TC] palmhusk has melted! --
hot hot hot hothtojtotjtotitptjrotjrotjtptjtojo. HOT.
[ A photo is attached. A selfie. Gamzee is reclining in a luxurious, gold-clawed tub, made of the finest marble. His smile is still on his face, much more placid now. His eyes, though bulging and one completely covered in purple, are calm. His hair is wet and weighed down, dripping a vaguely purple water as he looks into the camera. His torso is naked, glossy with water and stains of dried blood, bite marks and bruises. Behind him is a very blurry, metallic object swinging down for his skull. ] #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
DON'T YOU WORRY. YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH THE INTERIOR OF KITCHEN APPLIANCES IS ABOUT TO SPREAD BEFORE YOU LIKE A VAST NEW TERRITORY. YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE COOL REPRIEVE OF THE CRISPER DRAWER. BUSTER, WE ARE HAVING GAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER! YOU'RE GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FUCKING OVEN!!!!! #nsfw #violence #gore
wait the oven.
i hear her coming. I THINK SHE'S DRAGGING THE AXE FROM THE FIRE EMERGENCY KIT. she wants me, brothers. i'm about to get my shit cut in half i can tell. HONK.
wwhile i easily solo that vvirulent pustule on asscrack a his mirthful demiurge wwithout question be vvery assured people that is her emotional support goresoaked circusfreak so thats wwhy i aint gettin in their wway wwish theyd keep it in DMs though
@gutsyGumshoe can you come here and mother fucking heal my legs so i can walk out of here. HARD ENOUGH JUST TO GET OUT OF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ABLUTION TUB. please? HONK.
and they said unto me, THAT THE SPIT SALTS OF THE HERETICS AND THE FALSE IDOLS, the basalt and sandstone pillars that the mighty false crown rests on, WILL COME CRASHING DOWN. that the sea will dry up in the wake of our mirth, WE'LL DRINK IT DRY AND FEAST ON THEIR FINS, that the flames of the green sun will mother fucking overtake the dark sky in a final drop of the curtain. THE TRUE HEIRS WILL RISE UP AND THE FALSE CROWN WILL BE CRUSHED. the children of the messiahs will rule. IT IS SAID THAT ONE OF THESE CHILDREN WILL RISE TO REAR THE DOUBLE TWINS OF THE ANGELS OF DOUBLE DEATH. and take the snakes sleepin at the pit of the lion in the deep dark of the world. AMEN.
:o)
#GetClownedOn honk honk honk. I FEEL BETTER NOW.
[ Attached is another picture. Gamzee is looking up, holding his phone from on high. The screen is cracked, which makes half of this image absolutely atrocious. Bright colors, fucked up resolution. His eyes are beyond bloodshot, sunset red with bulging purple veins. Enough blood has leaked from his nose and mouth that he's caked in it, all of his masculine features glossy with blood and warm, steaming kill-breath. Several of his fangs are broken, chipped horrendously. His hair is matted with blood, greasy face paint and viscera. Gamzee is smiling- a dumb, hollow smile with half lidded, red eyes. He's staring directly up at the camera. Behind him is a familiar body, dressed in a red blazer. It's laid out on the floor, in the process of standing back up as a large, bright teal glow comes from the neck- which is cut off by the distortion of the broken camera. Behind Gamzes are giant letters, written all across the luxurious wall in red. " #GetClownedOn :o) " ] #nsfw #gore #nsfwe #violence
revive count is up to 40. THESE ARE MOTHER FUCKING ROOKIE NUMBERS. these are the numbers of a mother fucking rank ass amateur juggalyte just taking his first shake steps on his unicycle. IT AIN'T ENOUGH. i can't feel my face but jane gonna have to grow a new one. HONK. #gore #nsfw #nsfwe #violence
[ A blurry, pink-tinted photo of a bloody sleeveless hand wrapped so hard around Gamzee's neck that his eyes and tongue bulge out like Bart Simpson. He is missing several teeth, and the end of his clownish nose has been bitten so hard as to hang off by a thread. ] #nsfw #violence #gore
i ain't gonna let anyjdsodozpzdkd KFOSIDHansmsd KSODKF CHOKING CHOKING ME.
scryin some concerning things on my crystal ball right noww #Yeesh #NotTouchinThatOne
[ Attached is a video. Gamzee's phone is laying across the floor, propped up against.... something. That something is shaking and coughing, a wet cough. Red blood splatters the incredibly wealthy marble tile just in the corner of the frame. "Please.... send help!" The voice rasps out. In the midground, Gamzee's hands wrap around a pale neck. He throttles her, slamming a skull down on tile well beyond its cracking. Each thud is accompanied by the bright, teal mist of divine resurrection and each time it's silenced again by another sickening crunch. He looks aside at the voice, right at the camera. Viscera and blood line the walls of gilded paintings, modern furniture and expensive, sleek marble. Armored legs and gloved hands lay strewn about, a club embedded deep enough in someone's chest that they fell clinging to the handle. Two peering, orange, sunset eyes lock on the camera and the speaking guard. Heavy, steaming breaths come out of his fanged maw. Then- a powerful fist CRACKS across his face, a red blazer sleeve visible in the flash. Gamzee is thrown onto his ass as the figure he was straddling scrambles up and away. Gamzee yells something about tusks as he leaps after. There's a thick, wet squelch and a sickening sound off camera, hidden by the corner of a wall. Not before a long, ribbed piece of muscle is spit back out into view, onto the floor. A red sleeved arm slams down, dragged back into the hall as nails burn scraping into tile. Red blood stains in drag marks along the floor. Another bright, distant flash of teal and the sound of more punches being thrown. The man holding the phone drops it, the video ending abruptly. ] #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence #ThisOne'sReallyGoreyThisIsYourWarning
bAlL aIn'T iN mY cOuRt To Be ShOoTiNg MoThEr FuCkInG tHrEe PoInTeRs AnD gOiNg "TrUe!" WhEn It CoMeS tO mAtTeRs Of EmOtIoNaL iNsTaBiLiTy AnD sHiT. mIgHtA dId ThE sAmE sHiT lIl' BrO dOiNg RiGhT nOw, HaD i BeEn In ThE sTaTe He In RiGhT nOw To Be AcTiNg A fOoL. iT's IgHt, ThOuGh. ShE pRoBaBlY cOoL wIt' It. I tHiNk. :o) I'mA jUsT dO mY oWn ThAnG. mOtHeR fUcKeR lIkE mE jUsT tRyNa GeT uP tO a LiL' sUmN-sUmN, yA hEarD? ;o)
@caliglds
more more more more more more. IT AIN'T ENOUGH I ONLY RIPPED AN ARM OFF. #nsfw #gore #violence
i can see it now. I CAN SEE ALL THE DRONES WALKING AROUND. i can see them in their armor they think they are so mother fucking safe. THEY THINK THEIR GUNS ARE GONNA STOP ME. they think just cause she comes back to life that's gonna stop me. I'M GONNA KILL HER TWENTY TIMES IN ONE MOTHER FUCKING HOUR. it ain't gonna be just but it's gonna be what she got coming. AND NEXT I'M COMING FOR THAT SWEATY FUCKING FISH. and i'ma eat my other self like he's a mother fucking sopor pie. AIN'T NOTHING ABOUT IT. i'm tired of typing. I'MA GET OUT OF THESE BUSHES.
I'M GONNA MOTHER FUCKING KILL HER. THEM CROCKER SUITS BETTER OUT ON SOME FUCKING ARMOR BECAUSE I AIN'T STOPPING UNTIL I GOT HER HEAD ON MY WALL.
D --> Hhr D --> I do not know what you are talking about
Oh, you know, the death of carapacian royalty so as to place myself in the position necessary for my schemes to work out.
A spot of regicide!
okok… cant u get down?? i think dat defo wud work its a start
you have an6ered the messiahs.
oh dats bad den…
girl run
D --> Rest well
feliz cinco de #megidomayo to all wwho celebrate wwhen you maroon maidens are finished screamin at a fire or wwhatevver it is youre up to presently all megidos drink free tonight courtesy a yours truly at fiesta caliente on 31st street in neww can city so come and let the margaritas floww like wwater #megidomay
i am winking at you as hard as i can! ;*
you say that like i wasn't hoping we would!
maybe i am!
i'm actually terrible at not blending quads, just want you to know.
good! i want to be pushing the right buttons!!! >;)
hahahaha typo in the post point and laugh
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heheh.
can you back that up with proof?
B33 < are you thinking about goji again purrezi
fUnKiN Up tHe tImElInE!!
hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/BfBa1970A3A4.jPg
i KNOW you are trying to embarrass me, terezi. it's not going to work!
y0uve got enemies tz. maybe 0ne of y0ur cadre flipped...
... Perhaps yo+u sho+uld go+ bo+ther him at his place, then, and see if yo+u can get so+me angry kisses o+ut o+f the friendly intrusio+n? #nsfwe #pitchflirting #do+no+tdo+thisinreallifeo+bvio+usly
... Is this 'o+ne guy' so+meo+ne yo+u've perhaps sto+len clo+thes fro+m? O+r a different perso+n?
i like my dweebs becomin one wit)( t)(e server.
You’re gonna fucking die girl.
D --> Oh. Are you certain D --> Hrr D --> I suppose, yes, you will do that. Ahem D --> Also, you seem to have made a mistake. I am not in any form cute or endearing. This is known
D --> What D --> I am offended by the suggestion D --> You? Forcing me to commit to such menial tas%? Preposterous D --> I would nevfur D --> Never D --> Drat
D --> What a shame, truly D --> Such squalor should be met accordingly by a domestic servant, as opposed to you having to bother with such menial labour D --> Ahem
They are ado+rable to+ o+bserve, in any case. #vaguepo+sting #dashwatching
D --> I need not your pity, Pyrope D --> Although D --> The gesture is appreciated
While it is po+ssible, it's even mo+re likely that it's so+mething else. But I'll no+t press yo+u o+n it, dear. It might thro+w o+ff the rate o+f building animo+sity and irritatio+n.
Me? I'm no+t the o+ne talking abo+ut stealing so+meo+ne's shirt, and also+ insulting their smell at the same time.
what if you gave him yours.
im her big guy :)