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DELIBERATELY UNINTERESTING CHITT TO SAY "I'M HIVE." LIFE GOES ON. UNFORTUNATELY.
D--> I.....what time is it.....I can barely breath.....this....this dream bubble is too bright....it was my mistake....I tried diving too deep into the....into the archives....I forgot to turn off....the e%plicit tag....and...and I spelled wholesome into the tag bar....without the most...defining letter....the first onoe...i am leaking...I am leaking and I cannot stop reading....dont.....don't go into archive of our own....I....I'm too lost....save yourselves HHHHHHH #nsfw
D--> .....I have a proposition that is more than a little embarrassing which I would like to share with you...if I had your permission.
D--> It was not all bad. I mean, a lot of it was. But not all of it.
D--> You may add, it is highly appreciated that you do. I personally never admitted my admiration for your anatomical knowledge, the skill with which you performed Tavros's surgery likely saved his life.
D--> I am...ruminating over what you could possibly mean by that but thank you. It is true, and I have no doubts all our other friends would acknowledge the fact you were always the most fashionable of the group.
[ >OH! WELL THANKETH THEE :::}_ ]
D--> I am shocked that is the case. You have always been a beautiful specimen of the already beautiful jadeb100d caste I figured you would never e%perience issues finding willing pail mates.
[ >MAY I HELPETH THEE FAIR MADAME_ ]
woulda been niCe to see ya - or uh, 'see' ya there ma'am! i'm in 6reat spirits this mornin', i hope ya are too!
TW f9r #chr9n9n9rmativity (n9t every9ne experiences time at the same rate 9r state as 9thers; it is n9t m9rning f9r every9ne.) 6esides that, I am acclimating well t9 using this we6site. I have many essays in the w9rks which I am certain every9ne will 6e excited t9 read. [Genuine statement.]
thank ya kindly for yer words, ma'am. mi6ht be one of the sweeter folks on here.
Yes, With His Usual, Me And Another May Have Resorted To Mocking Him, And I Can't Deny It Is Quite Fun To 8e Honest.
tired, if'm honest ma'am. tired of just everythin' these last few ni6hts. hope ya ain't doin' bad yerself, at least. that'd be enou6h to keep me 6oin'. u◡u
its been wwell for the moment kan howws it goin wwith you
s]-[iТТ's s[uffed [an'ТТ sТТay []nline n[]rmally assuming s[]meТТ]-[ing will g[] d[]wn s[][]n ma]{ing ТТraps ]-[[]w ab[]uТТ y[]u, m[]ТТ]-[er?
i am in fact doing this.
okay note to self being yuriful exposes you to the vulnerabilities of people being yuriful back. hoo.
icandothis.
i am going to spontaneously combust. just, for an instant there will be fire and a pile of ash will remain. (edit: i am just mildly flustered there is nothing actually bad going on. people keep getting concerned)
ghoogh?
[ Who wants a grub Red doodle ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a32d059f0a89.png
for all the yuriful folk out there here's a girl kiss. [a brief video, Jinx grinning, her eyes sparkling with mischief. she leans over the camera, and there's an audible smooch, positioned just so that from the perspective of the viewer it's like they got a kiss on the forehead. jinx leans back, then grins with a wink. the video ends.] god this is dumb. :P
hahaha fuck.
i'll letCha know, ma'am.
mostly!
▲▲shit i hope so▼▼ ▲gog i wonder if the whole cloister (except Lanque) are gonna look like that▼
doin' all i Can to keep on keepin' on.
had a doozy of a day!
▲▲Fuck...▼▼
▲crazy how finding out how hot people get once they go over 16 sweeps has fucked up my taste in women forever▼
i'm existing
mAkIng A wOndErfUl lIttlE gIft fOr mAtEsprIt chIxIE! I Am sO ExcItEd fOr hEr tO sEE It. I jUst rEqUIrE AddItIOnAl sIlvEr And mOrE cAndlEs. wOUld AnyOnE knOw A lOngEr tErm AltErnAtIvE tO IncEnsE?
@gutsyGumshoe 45K3D M3 70 DR4W 7H15 0F H3R 4ND @thegoodScratchdoctor 5H3 541DD 5H3D P4Y M3 8U7 1W0ULDV3 DD0N3 17 4NYW4Y5 3H3HEH3HRH343 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bf1ae7ea4d5c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b426c50c4f2.png
𖦹 Shake ass not only for ya podna but also for da bad lil shawty in ya soul -- Bouncealations 12:1 𖦹
wait we're talking about girls kissing again? or did i miss it? accursed sleep schedule.
𖦹 Don't care what day it is yall don't shake enough ass on here 𖦹
You and me both
6irls that like 6irls are 6ettin' Celebrated! ^◡^
n0 problem kn, l0oking f0rward to it.
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thbnkyou
ill mark it f0r the course bef0re the frozen dairy
why do i have a mirror in my room i dont like that get rid of it whose that douchebag looking back at me
seadweller scran https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4976938e8b43.jpg
im sure y0u bore the burden with steel and p0ise. i could make time f0r a spo0nful if youre 0ffering. i may have addicted my other friend kn tw0 a game that's part janitor simulat0r part cosmic h0rror and have sadly lost her c0mpany awhile.
Ah, you warm an old man’s bloodpusher! Thank you, my friend. With such kindness surrounding me, it is no wonder I recovered swiftly.
0f course. just can't risk these things. n0 matter how g0ey or delici0us
thank you mommy is this what were doing now this is the bit for today i guess
all the skirt talk has me in girl mode again. ah well, save me wardrobifier!
who was your fumble i cant imagine you fumbling anyone youre too fucking cool Bovril. #ad #sponsored
yeah thats why y0u eat them first
good morning kanaya!
D --> Perhaps, though it is less musically similar than the theme of mourning and nostalgia for a place and people that once was home and no longer is D --> It is a bit more upbeat though D --> If you wished for something that was carries more of the emotional weight I might suggest something like Jacques Brel's Ne Me Quitte Pas D --> Assuming that you can withstand the French
D --> Thank you D --> It is act001y a bit more modern than I typically listen to D --> But it reminded me thematically of songs such as How Are THings In Glocca Mora but with the more pining notes of a chanson song D --> Which is to say I took a liking to it immediately
sorry i aint been around much, i knowv howv much you guys mustvwe been missin me ;)
D --> #nowlistening #equiustunes D --> Back To The Old House - The Smiths D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laXY5e5JaV0
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ive been known to have a slick tongue as much as im known to say some wild shit with it glad you feel so assured around me though
sleep well d[]n'ТТ leТТ grubs misbe]-[ave during resТТ ]-[[]urs
i barely kept up with the themed weeks and now we have themed hours. which is better if you don’t like the theme.
aight good i gotta make sure momma maryams okay
damn straight you better be are you alright though
gosh.
youre not even wrong yeah fuck it ill think of something or leave it up to democracy and set up a poll
some people are too powerful. im going to bed.
when i hit 6900 kult score what the fuck should i do i feel like it should be something big all i can offer are funny sticks from the woods and art of dubious quality though
GUYS ONLY 5 MOR MINUTES EACH LIKE EXTENDS THE HOUR #neigborhour
soon enough theyll be turning into marketable plushies nak nak nak nak they grow up so fast...
haha h*ll yeah, a1n't gotta tell me tw1ce, doll };) 🫡
i dont think anything could of happened. i cant get deader than i already am. i think
ahh. heard 0f such things but not seen it 0ut so tw0 speak. guess that makes more sense. including the last bit. grubs g0t to eat. g0t two earn supper.
saddens me tw0 see perfectly go0d opp0rtunities go t0 waste. their loss. fr0m the other maryam i th0ught grubs were more intw0 the sludge and or sl0p than dairy products.
yeah that's probably your best bet, haha... sounds l1ke a cozy scene, doll }:) yo get them grubs some sweet dreams, g1rl 💪
kn i can read the pr0file primer fine lol. y0u would n0t be the first maryam i knew who sprung a damn leak. i'm f0cused on the practicalities here whether they inv0lve your rumblespheres 0r not. maybe the milkman is simply a c0ward?
1 mean... 1 th1nk he just wants to g1ve them a slender surpr1se? but uh... 1 also don't know what a slender surpr1se 1s, so...
soomeoone here toold me that it was a miracle that the moother grub was able too squeeze me oout, and they'd be right because i was a fat fuckin' grub. the jade bloooods in the caverns used my likeness as educatioonal material cuz oof hoow fat and stupid i looooked. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/fat%20fuck.png
yeahhh... they would be k1nda cute... 1f th1s dude wasn't L1TTER1NG 1n the m1ddle of the woods... }>:(
man 1 don't even know... these th1ngs all look the same... l1ke no offense but th1s guy can't draw for sh*t...
mAYBE i SHOULD START, pICKING FIGHTS,,,
https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=wX78KhD04N8
it is a little funny h0w pe0ple are surprised im assigning them actually g00d music like id make a p0st like that if i didnt actually enj0y listening t0 music
Hello again, friend of a friend, I knew you when Our common goal was waiting for the world to end Now that the truth is just a rule that you can bend You crack the whip, shape-shift and trick the past again #lyricposting
⚓︎ hango〰er
summ ppl b too scared 2 meet me lol i aint scary i prommy :o) juz vibe w my vibez n wi will b aight ufeelme ??
anyvway my big headed child... https://cdnimgchestcom/files/4bc301fda69dpng
S9rry i'm just thinking things 6ecause. Reas9ns. I mean I 6elieve I kn9w wh9 sent this 6ut that pers9n and I.. Aren't all pu6lic yet. S9 keep the fact that y9u might p9ssi6ly kn9w t9 y9urself! Please!
@can9nC9ntri6ut9r D9 y9u have permissi9n fr9m the su6jects 9f y9ur #Headcan9n chitts t9 6e p9sting a69ut them? If n9t, I w9uld like t9 9ffer y9u a friendly suggest t9 rec9nsider the f9rmat 9f y9ur acc9unt t9 ensure y9u are 9perating as respectfully as p9ssi6le. 9therwise, the idea 9f accepting an9nym9us "headcan9ns" 9f 9ther pe9ple (which, if we are 6eing h9nest, is n9thing m9re than an excuse t9 make 6aseless accusati9ns 9f 9ther users and play pretend with their sense 9f self) c9mes 9ff as highly invasive, a little creepy, and even detr9llanizing, as it is 9utright implying that 9ther users are n9thing m9re than playthings 9nt9 which 9thers can pr9ject their th9ughts. #FriendlySuggesti9n #LetsKeep9urC9mmunitySafe
sleep well ma]{e sure b[]ТТ]-[ y[]u and ТТ]-[e grubs are [[]mf[]rТТable sleeping all ТТwisТТed and benТТ su[]{s
use that big skirt of yours and scoop em
i ... uH ThAnKs mAn, MeAnS A LoT. WeLl yEaH I ReMeMbEr bEiNg tHaT SmAlL AnD AlOnE AnD JuSt i dOn't fUcKiNg kNoW.EvErY VeRsIoN Of mE Is mE So wE GeT It
exactly
of course gotta let the people knowv
I agree. Writing headcan9ns f9r real pe9ple is invasive and weird, and directly @ing said pe9ple in a headcan9n p9st is d9u6ly weird. We sh9uld all take a sec9nd t9 reflect and ask 9urselves if we are really 9kay with the pr9spect 9f assuming we kn9w an9ther pers9n 6etter than they kn9w themself.
ur eyes are an ocean. ur tits, also an ocean. #nsfwv
already paid because im super manly like that
i think i zh0u1d juzt be a110wed t0 hug z0me0ne.
FUCK. OF COURSE. WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THIS OBVIOUS TRUTH SOONER.
oH Ok hMmM I DoN'T ReAlLy kNoW WhAt tO SaY To yOu bRo? bEeN AvOdInG ThOsE YoU'S FoR So lOnG DiDn't rEaLlY FuCkInG ThInK AbOuT MeEtInG OnE ThAt dIdN'T WaNnA CuLl mE?
i dOn't kNoW )o: He bLoCkEd mE DoN'T EvEn kNoW WhY I TrY MaN I ... Uh aReN'T YoU LiKe sTiLl pIsSeD At mE LiKe wAnNa sPlAtTeR My jAm aCrOsS SpAcE AnD TiMe pIsSeD?
OH, THANKS, KANAYA. THAT MEANS A LOT.
SOMETIMES I SEE MY ALTS. THE "COMMANDER" ONES, AND ON OCCASION, I FEEL LIKE I COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT MORE THAN A FUCKASS JANITOR.
if no one gives the right answer ill say!
god fucking damn it i didn't make these pants wide enough in the leg i gotta fuckin restart
I CAN'T SAY I AM, KANAYA, BUT THANKS.
aY ThAt's a lIl mOtHeRfUcKiNg mE! RiGhT On lIl mAn!
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hehehe, gosh! the kanaya seal of approval is a big one.
:D!
the more the maryier... hm no that doesn't work.