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@golgathasTenor

Ahoy everybody! Not to worry, im not actually that old. Zealous filmgoer. He him thank you.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

im like almost yellow right

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If you squint maybe.

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quit asking. https://i.imgur.{om/2izn2yb.png

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I hope to all hemlocks it tastes better than it looks.

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@comedicCanis[CC]

🐾where do jUveNile moobeasts eat? iN the ''calf-eteria''! hehe,

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This is the first post of yours ive seen and im already wowed at your clever wordplay! Nicely done hundsi!

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How are swords pitiful?

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I appreciate your suggestion but i dont think i can stab a man through a screen.

Find their home.

For the sake of not invoking the ire of a two swordsmen i will do just that. #or #try #to #iguess

Not asking for anyone to save my sorry nethers but what to do when you receive a hate comment?

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o| MaKe sUrE To iNiTiAtE AnD ReSpOnD As hArShLy aNd eMoTiOnAlLy aS YoU CaN, iT Is iDeAl iF YoU EvEn oVeReXaGgErAtE YoUr fEeLiNgS FoR ThE SaKe oF DrAmAtIc eFfEcT. iF YoU HaVe aNy eMbArRaSsInG Or sAd pErSoNaL StOrIeS Do tElL ThOsE ToO, iT Is aLwAyS A GrEaT IdEa tO TeLl eVeRyOnE YoUr pErSoNaL InFoRmAtIoN |o

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Hang it pal im no beefwit.

o| WeLl yOu mUsT Be bEcAuSe tHiS Is tRoLl cUlTuRe eNgLiSh bOy, EiThEr bEeF It oR BeAt iT, bEeFwIt |O

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Do you have a hatecrush on me? Is that what this is?

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Whats the haps folks?

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Burn.

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What the flibergerating fuck did i do to ruffle YOUR feathers???

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Your pfp stared at me funny

Ill have you know that is my signature wink! Clearly you have never seen something of the caliber it is top notch!

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top snot

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SHUT UP!!!!!!

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BLEHHH!! :P

You know what? Piff with you youre just some phony!