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NEW RAGEBAIT TECHNIQUE: Create a bunch of ALTS to ♥ your own comments in an argument.
YOUR BLOOD COLOR, YOUR PECULIAR EARTHEN BEAST BEHOLD.................................. (Crazy Beasterphernalia) RUST – Lesser Egyptian Jerboa BRONZE – Bat-eared Fox GOLD – Basilisk Lizard LIME – Ground Pangolin OLIVE – South American Coati JADE – Eastern Barn Owl TEAL – Striped Hyena CERULEAN – S↑erb Fairywren INDIGO – Salt’s Dik-Dik PURPLE – Spectacled Caiman VIOLET – Peacock Mantis Shrimp FUCHSIA – Sea Butterfly OTHER – Short-beaked Echidna
WOULD YOU RATHER: ♥ – Have constant hicc↑s for the rest of your life? OR ♠ – Constantly feel like you have to sneeze but never be able to for the rest of your life? NO, you can't cull yourself.
⒊ signs YOU are in ♦?! (PALE EDITION!) What’s → with you, chittrgoers? We’re ↑ to concilliatory relationships now! This quadrant’s something of a MISNOMER, you see. Calling this a mere ‘loyally platonic broship’ does it NO justice. Pale relationships are more like a quid pro quo——a GRAND INTERCHANGIC PROTECTIONOTURE between the big bad howlbeast and their veritable therapeuter. An obligeatory social instinct, if you will. This can be where things can get sticky, but NOT TO WORRY! I’ve got all that you need to understand where you are with them: ⒈ YOU FEEL PACIFIED AFTER A CONVERSATION WITH THEM! ✓ ✓ ✓ We are a naturally furious race——I’d know. There are some trolls that’ll make you mad as a hatter, but there are others that will make you feel soft. Every time you go to this somebody you emerge calmer than before. ⒉ PITY HIJACKS YOUR SYSTEM?! I mean, obviously you’ve seen the PITY feature idle enticingly at the bottom of each post (PITY ME IF YOU HAVE READ THIS FAR). Pity encomp[HONK]es the nature of these relationships. Trolls might call it HATRED-LITE, but really, it’s the product of feeling bad for someone bumbling like an angry wasp. ⒊ YOU SEEM TO BE COMPLETE AROUND THEM… This SOUNDS like the sappy crappy grubbish you’d hear from an unabashed fanfiction but HEAR ME OUT. Without this other troll, your overwhelming violence jeopardises you and the folks around you, OR you might feel purposeless and perhaps afraid they’ll go launching a fist at whatever even mildly pisses them off. Moiraillegiances are what remain of our primal sympathy. It’s what happens when you seek someone to hold you, and what happens when you keep your arms out for the violence, knowing there is someone who craves to be understood amidst the onus of their own anatomy. For the purported aggressor, you may find you’re in a place where you don't have to brace yourself for impact. It’s a world of placation, and an epiphantic one at that. We all in some way desire to jump to the rescue when there’s someone who can’t handle themselves. It is an act of kindness and a way to care for the teeth that bite you. What a wonderful feeling it is to understand and be understood. I hope this helped you understand your feelings towards that somebody a little better. My DMs and replies are always open for inquiries! - Gander Grimzl
🐾what do yoU get if yoU cross a baNaNa aNd a comediaN? "Peel-good" jokes! hehe,
🐾where do jUveNile moobeasts eat? iN the ''calf-eteria''! hehe,
speakin as a professional kull farmer you just gotta learn to take it on the nose an wwhen the blitherin numpty swwarms attempt some half assed apology after the manifesto drops itll be too late cos im already pullin the trigger on their lusus their kismesis an their moirail
One finds themsellf agreeing with the other guy, who so posted a wise and effective sollution, have you onlly the mettlle to follow your idealls through. Sword.
Oh, don't worry too much about. Troll romantic habits only have as much stock as you put in them.
tHEY CARE ME,,,,,,,,