Jake english
@golgothasTerror
Page of hope, lover of self, and dubbed "egotistical jackass" by the biggest egotistical jackass i know! Youre either here because ive said something incredibly funny or incredibly NOT funny. Howdy!
Funs over! The robots here. :(
I see the block lasted a good few minutes at best. Whats got you all mopey today huh? I didnt even know you could be that but you seemed a lot less moody this morn!
> I unblocked you because you mentioned me and it's in my nature to respond to things. > Automatically, at that. > Is it so bad that I do what you ask of me?
Yes? No? I dont know really i was expecting more pushback as per usual.
> You wanted me to be kinder to you and to quit being such a pain in your well defined ass and you act all weird when I actually listen. > You are such a confusing man.
How is it that every conversation i have with a strider no matter how irrelevant it may be SOMEHOW loops back around to a remark about my backside? <:/
> You're going off topic because you know that there's something very wrong with your attitude.
My attitudes fine that was a genuine inquiry because *you* went out of your way to bring up my "well defined ass" in a conversation youre now accusing me of derailing.
> ERROR: Conversation going too off topic. > DISENGAGING_FROM_THIS_BULLSHIT.EXE is now running. -- technophilicTaskmaster has left the chat --
Whats it mean if a dude with "block = i win" in his bio blocks YOU first?
> You asked me to leave you alone and yet you're still talking about me. > Which is it, bro?
Cant tell someone "ill get back to you on that" anymore without some sarky little comment about how "itd better be within the week" or some variation of it. I see how it is. God forbid a dude take some time for himself!
> All you do is take time for yourself. > It's okay to call it exactly what it is, Jake. > You're ignoring people.
No doy but i ignore people because i have a life outside waiting for some jackass to continue our chain of textual snark until one of us runs out of witty remarks. You folks should try playing outside instead of hounding me about a text back!
> I suppose that does apply to some, but to others? > I think you apply this line of thinking too broadly and are hurting those that genuinely care for you.
Man see thats where im lost! I dont know how im hurting anyone by minding my own business.
Do you folks think i could eat a 28 inch diameter pizza.
You certainly could if you were determined enough but i dunno if itd be a very pleasant experience.
An update: i did end up crawling out the window instead.
Jake, how big was this spider?
Jake, do you need me to come over to take care of the spider, cause this is just kinda sad the more I learn of the situation.
Maybe, don't dodge the question English.
If youre so insistent then i guess i could make some time on my busy schedule to accommodate you.
Oh yeah cause you seem like such a busy guy, what? Got more spiders to avoid and windows to struggle with.
Yes actually i do! And im being a real bangup bro right now by offering you some of my time you douche.
Oh please english, I'm just busting your chops a little, don't get your panties in a twist, I'll be over to deal with the spider in a minute or two.
I assure you my undergarments are properly untwisted! Youd think you might understand sarcasm with how much of it you perpetuate. Ill be awaiting your arrival.