Jake english
@golgothasTerror
Page of hope, selfcest guy, and dubbed "egotistical jackass" by the biggest egotistical jackass i know! Youre either here because ive said something incredibly funny or incredibly NOT funny. Howdy!
good morning dorks and dorkettes
homie felt the need to self diss as inclusively as possible respect
im going to crawl through this screen and slap the shades off your stupid ass im so serious
do it dork pussy dorkette no balls dork you wont dorkette nah nah nah nah nah
fifty lashings and one week dungeon for you guards take his ass away
I for one highly appreciate and encourage the influx of jakes posting on the selfcest tag recently. #Selfcest
(Its myself and 2 others but a small victory is still a victory so hush!)
sleepy already, and it aint even noon yet
Y0u guys are really y0ur 0wn type? I really cant relate #selfcest
This couldve been a reply with how pointed it is but yes! Absolutely.
I mean if this were unique t0 y0u it w0uld hardly warrant a c0mment. Its incredibly c0mm0n
Well doy but i mean pointed in the sense that this went up about a minute after you hate reacted my post on the same topic.
I hate reacted y0ur p0st? 0kay that mustve been me fat fingering my palm husk because it was entirely unintenti0nal ((genuinely an 00c mistake))
That makes more sense than you being so disgusted by the idea of me wanting to get it on with another version of myself that you had to go post about it. Carry on then! (( Hehe no worries ))
Just how egotistical would i sound if i were to admit that my minds been on another version of myself all morning? #Selfcest
depends on the jake you guys vary wildly
Aint that the truth? Hes much older for starters and we dont exactly share a last name. Probably the most detached from myself that another jake could be if that changes anything. However! I also gravitate towards ones that are eerily similar to myself sometimes.
Tbh, I fail to see what that iteration of me did wrong. But I guess we on that cry baby feed again.
Astounding lack of self awareness that might be more intriguing to me than whatever is occurring on the dash.
Oh, if you're such a smarty pants, explain it to me.
first cas ate me then jake took my legs now aerion (will) poison me i can't catch a break. #violence
It was for your own good. Youll thank me one day.
I think “striders arent all that” is a pretty solid bit of advice for any and all jakes out there. Especially the ones on this site who run around all hung up on the dude(s?) Theres more to life than dirk strider and its a little heartrending to witness another poor naive english fall victim to the guys nonexistent charm sometimes.
Ha! Funny you say that i was just having this exact conversation with another one of myselves recently! Weve decided its best we jakes strike out on our own path so to speak. Bootstraps pulled up and everything. No more mooning over pointy shades and a personality that would shiver satan himself out of his tighty whiteys.
Right you are bro! I personally believe there are plenty of fish in the sea who happen to be very green in hue and share similar opinions to myself and that tends to be my lane as of late... but that may also be the ego talking.
Im in an eerily similar situation myself these days keeping close company with a fellow who happens to share my exact face and general disposition and its been wildly illuminating. It started off as self discovery and somewhere along the way became something dangerously close to a harem situation. One man wolf pack? Jake stack? Im still workshopping the branding.
what's it mean when your leg hurts.
i'm not a HORSE.
yes i've double checked this fact horses are white with black stripes i'm black with white stripes. so yeah, duh.
Classic case of zebra. This is even more urgent than i thought. Well need to get rid of both legs.
Yeesh. Havent had a headache this dreadful in a minute. Does anyone know of any remedies that dont involve either bashing my skull in or hoping aspirin is effective? :( #Violence
cool rag over one's eyes and laying down in a dark room.
you do it to yourself or whatever not to be self pitying but man im really shitty another point towards probably needing to get medicated so i can function like a real person and not unknowingly destroy all my relationships with people i care about cuz im so clocked out all the time hahaha
Acknowledgements a step toward improvement! Youll be alright.
Was thinking of calling #8rawl-out "Tum8le Tuesday" 8ut it doesn't nearly have as much aura.
hi
how are you little jacob
Well im not little nor is that my name but im fine and dandy right now! Yourself?
for once the pain is gone and i have something to look forward to so yeah id say so
indeed how about you are things well
I fear were going in a loop! I just answered that question. But yes things are pretty boring on my end and i think boring is good sometimes.