♦ pitied by @golgothasTerror
no please i only stole a loaf of bread for the funnies it wasnt for the usual poor person reason like feeding my family i was feeding laughter king dork duchess dorkette i plead i implore you to reconsider
do it dork pussy dorkette no balls dork you wont dorkette nah nah nah nah nah
Unable to do the sleeping. Two consecuutive night terrors. Augh.
Ugh fuck, this is why I don't sleep.
I made a grave mistake. I'm paying the consequences of my foolish actions.
I'm doing a bit better than earlier. He came home, eventually. We're going to talk.
sleepy already, and it aint even noon yet
chittr gods! let me edit my replies and i WILL sell my soul to the powers that be. i've got a really valuable one, y'know! i'm GOATed!!
I mean if this were unique t0 y0u it w0uld hardly warrant a c0mment. Its incredibly c0mm0n
Y0u guys are really y0ur 0wn type? I really cant relate #selfcest
Look, I'm obligated to like all Jake's posts out of vanity/narcissism. But I would be lying if I didn't say they're worrying. Hooboy! #Jake-Posting
https://i.postimg.cc/W4sChF53/FUCKYOU.png ???????????????
Oh, if you're such a smarty pants, explain it to me.
Tbh, I fail to see what that iteration of me did wrong. But I guess we on that cry baby feed again.
I'll admit, it is a bit /curious/ to see the reoccurring theme of Jake-related drama over the last week or two. Am I the drama? No, no, that's nonsense!
I won't have to worry about that, right?
He's a liar. He's such a fucking liar. I'm getting off chittr for a little while.
I'M GRATEFUL FOR MY STRIDER.
Dirk went on an adventure without me and I'm just left here sore and feeling like a loser. :(
God, finally. We're going home.
Stands for Marie, by the way. Bess ain't the only one suffering.
i have been trying and failing to nap for 2 hours now. aw man.
Hello chronic pain rearing it's ugly head again. Oh wait, bitch is always there, just wanting to make my life hell particularly today.
¶ STARTING TO THINK SOM3 OF YOU GUYS AR3N'T B3ING IRONIC ABOUT WHAT YOU POST
Fight night tonight and i have been positively vibrating with anticipation since roughly noon. Ive been informed by multiple parties in the past that violence is not the answer but tonight it most certainly is the question AND the answer. So if youve got a pretty face and an ego to match ive got a fist with your name on it and possibly a drink after depending on how nicely you lose. See you all in the pit. #violence #brawl-out
There is absolutely no way some bullshit happened to lead to her dying a heroic death. Wherever she's hiding, she had better come out soon.
Hate it when people have general awareness and dont just continue to entertain my concerning questions on the rightful basis that they might be poorly intentioned! Help a man out!
someone say somethin wwitty that i can riff off of
first cas ate me then jake took my legs now aerion (will) poison me i can't catch a break. #violence
It's Tuesday Init Loves?
BOTH??
yes i've double checked this fact horses are white with black stripes i'm black with white stripes. so yeah, duh.
Mark my words the SECOND i figure out how to have an argument while keeping the waterworks firmly turned off it is over for all of you.
i'm not a HORSE.
i should be meaner to people
you do it to yourself or whatever not to be self pitying but man im really shitty another point towards probably needing to get medicated so i can function like a real person and not unknowingly destroy all my relationships with people i care about cuz im so clocked out all the time hahaha
Was thinking of calling #8rawl-out "Tum8le Tuesday" 8ut it doesn't nearly have as much aura.
Yeah, I'm done with it.
n∞∞∞∞ s∞me∞ne start s∞me new drama I'm s∞ b∞red 🥺
how are you little jacob
Awww. Did you all get mad that I'm not head over heels for your stupid little dog friends? Maybe they should do something to, I don't know. Earn the appeal?? Call me an asshole for not liking someone but you can do whatever you want? Go fuck yourselves. You animals belong together, truly. #violence #anger?
so for anyone who wanted to know what happened, i had been playing my bass for a part in one of my songs and while getting up i tripped over some of my wires… stupid i know but i had a package that was delivered with a new mic so i was being a bit over eXcited. my wrist is only sprained but trying to play anything still hurts. i’ve been iceing it off and on like joey told me to so it should get better soon!
it has officially been 24 hours since i've last slept.
Oh it's making me so nauseous, too.
Hello chronic pain rearing it's ugly head today with a full body intense flare. Lmao.
to-do list: - take shower. - do not kill self. - have something yummy for lunch to make up for slop breakfast. - probably sleep another 18 hours. obligatory #cw-self-harm.
Well now I think that edges this openly into the #Selfcest category. Hoohoo. I'll throw #Gullible #Brats out there too.
-quick,what things do earth men from 2020s like.
It does my heart good to see that kids are still gullible out there.
english 1.8 patch just dropped schploogle added denice removed bumpernickle spelling nerfed breasttaking coined as most common metaphor (mcm) cult classic word abrogate elevated to godhood status color is still spelled without a pointless fuckin u mirth
wjat id even going on snuemore i mis my frieends
So like why WAS Horrid Henry's family always antagonistic to him? Clearly his parents raided him like that and then they punish him for acting out. It's fucked up.
Daily headache. It's becoming like clockwork. A certain time and all of a sudden I'm having a white hot line being chiseled into the inner surface of my skull. The pain is one thing, but what's more annoying to be at current is it's insistence on maintaining schedule.
you ever hate someone so much that you wish you could go back in time and abort them before they ever have a chance to ruin your life with their annoying existence? fuck you nathan from 4th grade
maaaaan fuck all these bozos for messing up my shot im not done yet though so watch out english
i need cotton stuffed down my throat. #violence
youre safe and also cherished now show me that bod boy
davey? mmh no man theyre just joking around cuz they dont want us to be friends think i might outshine you with my popularity or something but im a trustworthy guy jake
[ ylet4idemmi me tropeR .tnemss4rr4H ]
its mad normal bro dont worry its how we greet each other around here
both.
I think y0ure being harassed unf0rtunately
fuck hahahaha oh man
[ ...th9irl4 ..mmH ]
[ semiTemos ..nuf si eu94V 9nieB ?huh eu94v eb ew t'n4c yhW ]
what me? noooo
I Woke Up Too Early, This Will Become Everyone Else's Problem.
idea for that guy: kick rocks #vaguepost
people are still bad at reading me.
you are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
"Limits." - Quitter talk! C'mon, man, if starting a fire to avoid social interaction isn't an excuse I don't know one.
i’d like to crush someone between my hands.
That was not Gamzee. that was not gamzee. That was NOT Gamzee. #gamzeecollab
Haha! You-- Are you looking for a role in Hollywood? That's usually the end-game when a handsome young man "chats me up". Or are you just angling for a boat too?
talk to me. please.
it could be. but i’m not a reliable source.
i don’t know what to do right now.
That how ya got them grreen hairr things?
Ehh, alrready had it a few times.
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mhm. what’s that mean then?
Carreful, th' site alrready had a rrabies outbrreak.
rabies might maybe the biting thing actually appealing.
pass.
print("it is a darn shame the dash starts dying down whenever i log on in the morning") print("a darn damn shame")
i think
well it sure as fuck isnt red
yo ass is mad green bro
*Sighs heavily, looking at the husktop screen sadly.* I hope Gamzee is doing okay............
Im convinced hes doing this on purpose. In the middle of the accursed night at that!
What the devilfucking dickens possesses a man to replay the same song over ten times in a row?
WEDDING BANDS. Refreshing and narrowing down the prospective selection of wedding bands onto which I'll stack the eventual engagement ring, and thought I may share my journey with you all as I peruse! For YEARS I have been unable to strike candidates from this collection for love nor money, and have paid no small sum to withhold these exact pieces from mass production. :| Simply been waiting on the right fellow to finally decide to make his appearance! But who bellyaches over a divot in their wallet! Not me! I have dough aplenty to replenish the Future-Mr.-Crocker Wedding Fund!!! Anyhow. Somewhat torn between the traditional yellow gold and the white-gold platinum of the base metal. They could be red-plated, obviously, but once we've finished plating a PLATINUM RING in red tungsten carbide, why don't we mosey on out to the garage and begin slapping bumper stickers from Spencer's Gifts onto the rump end of all my cars? ... I am also open to interviewing designers who may potentially design a custom piece for the band, given they're available immediately and complete the prerequisite legal portion of the agreement wherein they withhold the design as mine alone in perpetuity. So the rings. I try not to faff with the encrustment of diminutive jewels on a piece of jewelry. Flash your rock or don't bother. However, it has been suggested to me that said crumbs contribute to the overall harmony of the design, so whatever. There are a selection of pieces from Troll Roman Malakov, Troll Cartier, and Troll Harry Winston. Which on Alternia I would imagine might have suggested a GUARANTEE of maximum cruelty to bloodstain the tapestry of the piece's storied production. But on Earth-C means the cultural niche of the company is plain old derivative. You know what they say. Those who can't DO... copy. At least on Earth-C. My current through process is such- that of the all-white diamond sets in selection, each could potentially be rendered in red diamond just as easily. Within the sets containing a secondary color diamond, presume the final stone will be red. And keep in mind the metal of each piece may be yellow gold just as easily as the white platinum. I'm not much for the pear cuts this evening in particular. They seem diminutive, like cuts scraping for efficient distribution of a larger raw stone in a budget. And of the rectangular cuts, the Radiance cut (note the numerous facets) may attempt to hide some minor impurities. It's the Emerald cut that feels the most timeless in this scenario. Wide, welcoming facets that invite you to peer within, like a hall of mirrors. Even those of you unfamiliar may be able to detect which ring I mean. #Wedding #WeddingPlanning #Eventually #FutureHubby #BigPlans
I'm not even an acquaintance of Dorothy. I. We're. Lukewarm. I'm on a first name business-casual basis with Dorothy, if we had to mark it somewhere on the measuring tape.
I'm so close to slicing my own ears and tail off. #violence #cw-gore?
can the ppl across the street stop havin leik marital issues rn?
Someone Called Me " Brit-ish Kanaya" What Is A Brit-ish?
i don’t think yall could handl3 m3...
I'm having war flashbacks, I need a nap.
I'm bored.
need to watch some terrible fuckign horror films at one point wiff someone