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Punched a gru8 so hard that it gave them cancer. #winning
good morning dorks and dorkettes
im going to crawl through this screen and slap the shades off your stupid ass im so serious
fifty lashings and one week dungeon for you guards take his ass away
you cant kick me in the shameglobes and not expect to get at least a little ink on your boot #nsfww
Minion or da Bob for today? 38?
⛧someone tried mugging me today. i flashed them my bulge and they ran away. #nsfw #violence #easysolutions⛧
This user is really pushing it. c=====e This user is so ANTI-VERIFIED it's not funny. H ____________ _,,_H__ (__((__((___() //| | (__((__((___()()_____________________________________// |ACME | (__((__((___()()()------------------------------------' |_____|
Fun new game called "give me your money and I don't shoot you" #violence
reminder: y0u are n0t immune tt0 being mind c0ntr011ed.
gender is fake and stupid
Hoo boy. And thats precisely why ive decided im better off fooling around with iterations of myself. At least if it all goes tits up well just never speak of it (or each other) ever again! #dashwatching #selfcest
Contrary to what people say i actually think its very healthy to cry while knocking boots.
I'm doing a bit better than earlier. He came home, eventually. We're going to talk.
(°. i'm g𖦹nna hatefuck s𖦹me𖦹ne. and it w𖦹n't be pretty .°) (°. #nsfw .°)
sleepy already, and it aint even noon yet
Yeah n0 i d0nt mean t0 yuck y0ur yum. I alm0st wish i c0uld see the visi0n myself.
I hate reacted y0ur p0st? 0kay that mustve been me fat fingering my palm husk because it was entirely unintenti0nal ((genuinely an 00c mistake))
depends on the jake you guys vary wildly
Y0u guys are really y0ur 0wn type? I really cant relate #selfcest
aight time to go get strung up on a meat hook and repair some generators for hours on end and call it fun
Ignoring this disaster to comment on something much more disturbing: Why the hell would you ruin the sanctity of a plush like that? I had to turn RD away and apologise to the void for just glancing at it.
every second i spend not under an ass that could crack concrete pavement is a kind of bigotry against me specifically i think
does anybody have that one picture of the guy throwing a rock at an elephant and it says "gayyyy" i think? i need it for something important.
bringing up that one time dirk said he wanted me like a really long time ago in every argument we have to instantly win. #lifehack
Dark mode > Light mode.
wow. way to handle the situation like adults. airing it out on social media instead of privately talking to one another. bravo, lets get some 3d glasses on and ogle this spectacle. brilliant work you ill-mannered charlatans.
I forgot. My particular dirk is... interesting. No worries here. Im safe from repeating history!
wwhats most important is that the jakes dont disregard their duties as representativves of hope as hopebound wwe must wwork tirelessly to keep the most important an dangerous aspect in balance an to not turn it into a fuckin mockery
Okay obviously I DO need to remind you all to take medication. Please take your medication.
I’m going to be honest. I just got here so I have no idea what’s happening, but it feels like a canon event.
Lmao. Love when they're airing out their dirty laundry and get even more heated. Got my popcorn rn.
0h n0......... Its #watersp0rtswednesday....... #nsfw #watersp0rts
doomed yaoi vs wholesome yaoi....
bitches hate to see a fearsome spellslingin wwizard master the powwerful an ancient arcane forces of paradox space #wwizardwwednesday
I'M GRATEFUL FOR MY STRIDER.
They see me rolling, they hating.
jared leto shoulda just stayed as the lead singer of thirty seconds to mars lmao we didnt need anything that happened after tbh
Ignorance is a bless, sometimes.
Beautiful view up high, especially if there’s a sun rising.
team jacob btw idefc
the older i get the heller i nah...
How you handle a godzilla invasion says a lot about you as a person. Personally id try to befriend him. Big lonely fellow, probably just misunderstood and could use a pal.
=^.-.^= I knows I don't gotta, cuz' I knows its tha' truth but for anyone that ever doubts m' title of cutest gal of alllllll time heres my PROOF!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f3f2b5e429.png [Colored by a friend of mine :3] =^.-.^=
Fight night tonight and i have been positively vibrating with anticipation since roughly noon. Ive been informed by multiple parties in the past that violence is not the answer but tonight it most certainly is the question AND the answer. So if youve got a pretty face and an ego to match ive got a fist with your name on it and possibly a drink after depending on how nicely you lose. See you all in the pit. #violence #brawl-out
imagine.
*sylphs all over the breath*
Do all daves just hop on here to post dead memes before absconding to whatever davely realm they emerge from?
guns are like penii dont cock it til you try it it being penii of course
imagine a dude whose lusus is The Thing from The Thing
▼another fucking breakfast cigarette▲
thanks for 20k kult. as a reward fer dis goal im going to spontaneously combust
first cas ate me then jake took my legs now aerion (will) poison me i can't catch a break. #violence
💠~ Tuna melt toast to start things off, since we're like, foodposting. ~💠
One thing about me is that I will stare at you
c|uckbeast eggs & toast & berries for breakfast! i |ove being ab|e to eat food |ike this!!
Im in an eerily similar situation myself these days keeping close company with a fellow who happens to share my exact face and general disposition and its been wildly illuminating. It started off as self discovery and somewhere along the way became something dangerously close to a harem situation. One man wolf pack? Jake stack? Im still workshopping the branding.
Ha! Funny you say that i was just having this exact conversation with another one of myselves recently! Weve decided its best we jakes strike out on our own path so to speak. Bootstraps pulled up and everything. No more mooning over pointy shades and a personality that would shiver satan himself out of his tighty whiteys.
what's it mean when your leg hurts.
it tꙮꙮk me 20 minutes tꙮ finish a glass ꙮf water. yꙮu can interpret this hꙮwever yꙮu want. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
its someones wiggling day today, not mine though.
cool rag over one's eyes and laying down in a dark room.
highblood SHOCKS nonbinary barista by ordering in fluent lgbt.
i guess im doing breakfast steak! the tummy wants what it wants. nobody tell the tweens complaining about scrambled eggs.
⧃ Good dusk, all.
Steak beam
Li𐊥e is so short, why spend it all on the ground? - Uplifting you and yours, Mayfly
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- GΩΩd mΩȺnƗng ♱Ω yΩu Ⱥll. #Σugg-∊Σ♱Ɨv-∊ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ good morning ]
highblood SHOCKS nonbinary barista by ordering in fluent lgbt.
print("ate some plants") print("yummers")
Fwooty pe8le.
X I wanna do something gay and horny #nsfw x
>>| pegging. #nsfw #hornyposting
🜏 ɛpiix larrp pɛniis ♅
hell yeah bro all we can do is move forward and shit
im gonna call the cops and tell them you punch me in the head when im bad
Perchance.
Guys, check this out, (Then I do a sick backflip)
:33< why does the hope players healing sound nicer than the acutal life players :33< they dont even mean fur it to hurt :33< i think its just like that
my clementine
n∞∞∞∞ s∞me∞ne start s∞me new drama I'm s∞ b∞red 🥺
WHAT IF EVERYONE WAS NICE TO EACH OTHER FOREVER.
indeed how about you are things well
Friendly reminder for no reason at all, I encourage you all to utilize the block feature and content blacklist if you see any content you do not wish to see. Just in case you all forgot.
for once the pain is gone and i have something to look forward to so yeah id say so
Stay classy, chittr.
It just keeps getting more layered. It’s beautiful. #dashwatching.
i just logged off amongus. whats going on.
lol, lmao.
h∞w t∞ make a b∞mb with hiveh∞ld ingredients
How did you do that from behind? I'm not parrying it this time because I'm simply impressed
so for anyone who wanted to know what happened, i had been playing my bass for a part in one of my songs and while getting up i tripped over some of my wires… stupid i know but i had a package that was delivered with a new mic so i was being a bit over eXcited. my wrist is only sprained but trying to play anything still hurts. i’ve been iceing it off and on like joey told me to so it should get better soon!
Got some coffee in my system. Starting to feel MUCH 8etter! Recuper8ing real quick, glad to spring 8ack into the swing of things so quickly.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Real actually #nothingmoremasculinethanbeingcomfortablewithyourmasculinity #confidenceissexy
what if i wore a sexy butler outfit instead
၄⋆၃ you should shout pole and mini skirts do wonders to make my legs look longer :)))
imagine wearin a maid dress
၄⋆၃ this is why i wear skirts most nights i am the OPPOSITE of trapped :) i am FREE dot dot dot
how do u like my jarona #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de39d1ec2c4d.png
Oh no, if I was that would be waaaaaaaay further up. This is just so we don't end up in the hooskow.
Well now I think that edges this openly into the #Selfcest category. Hoohoo. I'll throw #Gullible #Brats out there too.
-quick,what things do earth men from 2020s like.
It does my heart good to see that kids are still gullible out there.
Violence Is Often A Temporary Solution To A Problem Not A Permanent One That Being Said It Can Be So Satisfying To Give Some Bloke What For
-- were the animals really made Of glass? i dOn't believe it. -->
excited to announce i am un-hydrating myself. they are draining all liquid from my body soon.
I had to disappear into the mountains for a bit. :)
wjat id even going on snuemore i mis my frieends
i fucking hate bullshit only affects clauses in fetish stories the abo rutting virus only affects men under thirty the werewolf anthro disease only affects women who shave their pubes the shrinking virus only affects men only women in their twenties take over the world in this matriarchal plot anybody older opted out and was like naw we got spice girls reruns to catch up on the pharaoh’s immobilization curse only affects women with c cups or greater is it really such a fucking boner killer if the new world order world building includes outcomes that dont wet your dicks whistle goddamn it is so immersion ballbustingly obvious you didnt want some sexy mama in her forties purse dogging on her sweet twenty something young thang weak af
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I keep having this strange urge to get chased and pinned down in the woods #probablymybunnygenetics #iwasafreakbeforebut #suggestive #maybemyhopepowersmadememoremanictoo
this 1 time i said good gurl 2 a guy i was fuckin instead of good boy n he moaned louder 🤔 #nsfw
im competitivve in a lot a wways but i havve nevver enjoyed vvyin for someones attention wwhy choose someone wwho isnt goin to choose you back
not very good with guns bro its not my style might have to teach me a few tricks
[TEXT|SPEECH]:II bet )=(umans look mad ugly.
maaaaan fuck all these bozos for messing up my shot im not done yet though so watch out english
youre safe and also cherished now show me that bod boy
I will admit, it might be narcissism but the Jakes are clearly a superior breed of lookers! #Selfcest #Kinda? #Mostly-Vanity
pics or youre bullshitting
cmon dude how am i supposed to know your fate if i dont know what you look like
what me? noooo
describe yourself
dude fucking bars actually you were meant to be on some indiana jones shit between a nice pair of legs i respect it but yeah no this is off topic #nsfw
not enough fat men around here
im bored lets obliterate the twink population
why are you thinking about bush bro #suggestive
All this talk about how waking up bright and early is good for you... The only difference between being awake now and being awake at 2pm is that rolling out of bed at 2pm doesn't have me feeling generally miserable.
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Hoohoo. Well that might be the problem with the times, here in the 90s it's perfectly acceptable to disappear for months on end. I can't imagine how I would adjust to being "always available." Good choice! You've got a boat but how does your antique gun collections look? I've got an original Winchester that a handsome brat can earn for joining me on a late cruise!
If you're not the target audience for AARP, you're a kid to me. Sorry to be the one to inform you.
Fair, fair, I can't say I don't enjoy disappearing from society for weeks (months) on end. I'll admit, I'm definitely contributing to the oogling right now.
I don't know the situation but a timely controlled fire solves many problems!
A shame for the world at large to keep your face off the big screen! But that could also be a heaping dose of narcissism if I'm being honest! You're certainly no sore looker yourself, my pint-sized doppelganger. You're... 23-25? I'm not too sure the effect of timelines on the aging process but you certainly can't be too old with a face like that.
Haha! You-- Are you looking for a role in Hollywood? That's usually the end-game when a handsome young man "chats me up". Or are you just angling for a boat too?
Nevermind. it seems like this "gamzee" fellow is right here! At least, I think that's Gamzee. #gamzeecollab https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-07-27_101647855.png
talk to me. please.
puppet.
The meetup with Gamzee will be delayed. i don't know where i am. #gamzeecollab https://file.garden/aSHKw3l1p3KdEWVI/obraz_2026-07-27_100555486.png
You flatter me, you adorable little scamp.
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Oh, it's a bitin' night? Arrrright.
biting pexople bit biting pexople that. have yxou ever cxonsidered electrxocuting sxomexone until yxou can actually see their calcium cage? xoxo #vixolence
I dont think im heavily invested in vagueposting. Certainly not enough to even warrant a passive interest.
#directposting
vagues about you #vagueposting
၄⋆၃ bitxhes love my glasses and xute faxe shout pole this time im really gonna do it #referenxe #XW-suixide
oH HEY, tHERE IT 1S! i FOUND THE, r1NG OF vO1D, i GUESS i LOST IT LAST TIME, uNDER A COUCH CUSHION, nICE,
၄⋆၃ i am very xlose to 20k kult i fear i do not know what to do for this oxxasion perhaps a xosplay question mark should i xosplay question mark what do people usually do for milestones question mark
They just couldn't see That it was me needing you, not you needing me They just couldn't see That a puppet loosely strung is not who I wanna be
Ive relented and communed with the indoor weather god. Just to appease this obstinate stick in the mud.
Ron Weasley!
၄⋆၃ a trend for some odd reason i dont know its fun i guess
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#mypebble
can you handle more?
girls go (raz7 for m7 abilit7 to pull some guess the game wins out, apparentl7
hey. hey chittr. woman. that's it, that's the chitt.
Does anyone else brush their teeth in the shower purely so they can get a little sloppy with it or is that just me. No rules no toothpaste dribbling down the chin shame. Just pure unadulterated freedom.
Do you ever yearn? Do you ever do so without knowing what you are yearning for?
I Strongly Believe We Should Execute All Straights
၄⋆၃ ponders the orb #myorb
Siiiiiigh!!! I don't consider myself old a lot of the time. But sometimes I see my alternates and I completely understand the ailings of the elderly. You just wanna pinch their cheeks and fuss over them!
Now, this is much 8etter, isn't it? Long overdue, I know. I wish updating my picture hadn't 8een such a lengthy process. Alas! I'm pleased to meet you all properly. ::::)