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livin vicariosuly thru my alts tht get bitches (nt tht their partners r bitches)

Haha, thanks, Jake. I appreciate it.

Thank you, Roxy.

It’s okay. I have hands, and if I see his ass, he’s going to wish he wasn’t born.

Actually nice to see you posting instead of the new one. But I get it. It can be a little weird and make your heart all… vague hand motions.
// pinned !! all of this is written ooc :3 roxy! earth-c inhabitant + game winner/god. sober and #winning (minus the fact that she's alone but she's coping with it well if you ignore the throwing herself at anything that moves to feel like shes worth something). most important lil notes: - massive flirt! i try to keep it on my posts unless the characters have flirted before. let me know if you wanna Turn It Off. - im a coward about actually rping nsfw. there will be lots of jokes. but if our characters bone down, it'll probably be a lil fade to black thing or [and they boned down]. - you can make comments/jokes about her alcoholism. itll hurt her feelings and she will not be great at hiding that, but Mun is fine with it. - i dont think this needs a point but also. i am mean about her fictional cat breakfast. its not a real cat. most of the posts about breakfast, if based on fact, are based on my two Dogs. - if for some reason, you want to make an account connected to her tl, just let me know :3
// lil ooc note bc i do need to make a better pinned <3 + bc i do think its probably a good thing to touch on idk im fine with comments abt her (past) alcoholism, however it will hurt Her feelings. she will pretend to be cool with it and go haha or w/e, but it does hurt.
I was looking at pictures of your little BABY FACE 👶 #awwwwww
Goodnight #dreamingofbaby #lovebaby
Your figure is AMAZING! 💪 💪 💪

u are genuinely being a hater in a rly nice way rn #SORRY
i keep gettin distractedd by jakies boobies on the tl. put them thangs away

I keep finding myself in situations like this. Maybe I'm not that good at knitting. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/12/2ccee9d46c812848e36f719244bf1a384ebfa07c.png
getting the shit beat out of you after being chased in the woods like youre prey is the best form of foreplay , , , #nsfw #dubcon #picunrelated https://i.imgur.com/yyenNEH.png
sending shivers down your spine, , , hairs tingling as horripilation overcomes you, , , maybe youll start imagining how it would feel even if the feeling seems so foreign that you couldnt even begin, , , ahh im excited thinking about it, , ,
being alive during the process and after until your body finally goes into shock and you finally pass due to the blood loss, , , or a pump biscuit attack, , , imagine, , , doesnt it get your skin crawling, , , #gore #body-horror
Oh Jake. We Both Know The Statement Applies To You Too. It’s Ok
You Mean Your Partner Is Just As Mentally Perhaps Unstable As My Wife. Lovingly Said Of Course But No Less True
Does Your Wife Also Speak In Freudian Slips
wiat is houldve said tits. chits n tits. fuck
u can hate my chits but u cant hate these boobeis #nsfw #mynewbitisjstmynewpfp
I must say... the two of us fine lads should spend some quality *bro* time with one another! asap!
We MUST PERSEVERE*!!! our own convictions shall triumph over this malevolence *cough...*
u can jst be ho thsi once and then ur bakc to jakie :)
whats happenin hotcheeks i mean hotcheeks i mean hotcheeks i mean jake
#CastingCouchRegrets

ive got to play more pranks i forgot about the thrill! #thethrill

put that boy in a skirt!

(( I, too, recognized it instantly... ))
alright folks a new drawing raffle will happen today if you want some art of dubiously good or bad quality by yours truly please react to this post so i can shove you onto the spinny wheel of fate (( one character only peeps tysvm for all the fun on this website!! i will give back to the people for all the sillies c: )) #art #artraffle #giveaway #celebrating612

jake, i consider you a friend first and a grampa/grandson/ectodad a distant second i dont mind if you look at my tits when i post them publicly
[An image is attached. It's a tray of delicately frosted cupcakes sitting on a counter-- blue and purple with frosting to match. They look great... Apart from one that has been thoroughly smushed. Also visible in frame is a black cat with white paws dashing away from the scene of the crime, making an effort to try and kick some of the cake and frosting off of her hind leg.] I've had about enough of this little one, I think.
Never mind. Goodnight mommy- I mean momm- mommy- mo-
i believe i must retire to my recu?eracoon, as the heat of the ¿ay grows ever more noticeable with each ?assing minute. rest well an¿ goo¿ light to you all, both to my fellow inhabitants of alternia an¿ to those in realms beyon¿ !!

seeing so many versions of my friends is... really nice! makes me nostalgic.
i would nevr post my titties #forfree #linkinbio #girlsgonewild #nsfw
#roxysblinditem xxxxtra famous author may b having scandulous slowburn affair with hollywood movie man #dontdoa23andme #blondeppl

rainbowdrinker who only drinks from human boys but refuses to admit they taste best "whos manjuice" chapter one coming soon! (tags: rainbowdrinker/human, internalized homophobia, BL, just one taste, hurt/comfort, angst, unreliable narrator, cravings, #gore, #nsfw, thigh biting, scent sensitivity, fantasy, loose magic system, secret royalty, archive rating: M)
bad bitches cant even have itty bitty waists anymore without having to apologize
what are we doing to our bad bitches

















