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The thicker your thighs are more the more kittens can fit on your lap.
Stop calling my thing a hog! Its a cute little piglet with MANNERS. #nsfw #suggestive
:P
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I'm pretty sure he said something about some guy named English beating his ass once, so he took his name. So like even sillier than what you're thinking
løtta vine$ øut$ide m¥ høu$e, me$$ing with m¥ $atellite$ gue$$ i $høuld get them trimmed
hugs you!!
hey!! its my hour!! so you GOTTA be nice to me actually. or more than nice!! um yeah!!! >:D #harleyhour
#harleyhour hi jade i love you bark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3<3 you are the bestest human ever and im so glad i got to be your dog and also sort of you <33
aw yeah! #whip and #naenae!!!
#harleyhour
ive got one part of this down
wow holy fuck okay just my grandpa right there on chittr
also like come on i have dog ears and everything but i am a real honest to god human so can we say human stuff liiike... um tax returns!! i guess
theres a lot of woofs and ruffs and awoos on here and if i had less self control id be joining in buuut i can control myself
thanks pa..
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haha, grandpa!!! ill be fine, okay? my remington model 10 will scare them off just fine.
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my main thoughts on hsm are i think troy mind controlled gabriella into wanting to do the musical because she changed her mind like basically out of nowhere. and i bet he did it with that handsome swoopy hair of his
of course pa
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really hard not to. :/
sounds.. confusing. also hi grandpa!!
huh?????
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Every time i turn up to some klatch i get this kind of overhanging presence like theres some humbug shooting me the heebie jeebies. At first i thought it was a sponsor hot on my tail and trying to trap my fur for falling off the wagon but ive come to find that its actually probably nothing at all! And im just being kind of hypervigilant for no reason.
Old, decrepit, ugly, and a douchebag.
At a certain point it becomes easier to just shut up and take it which is probably an unfortunate solution but at least its a solution.
Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling! #substance
I thought i mightve struck a nerve but apparently i was moreso pressing down on a whole bundle of em... and not in the fun way!
Hoping for proper communication from an english is the pinnacle of naivety bro. Sorry!
Hoo boy. And thats precisely why ive decided im better off fooling around with iterations of myself. At least if it all goes tits up well just never speak of it (or each other) ever again! #dashwatching #selfcest
(Its myself and 2 others but a small victory is still a victory so hush!)
I for one highly appreciate and encourage the influx of jakes posting on the selfcest tag recently. #Selfcest
I'm doing a bit better than earlier. He came home, eventually. We're going to talk.
Aint that the truth? Hes much older for starters and we dont exactly share a last name. Probably the most detached from myself that another jake could be if that changes anything. However! I also gravitate towards ones that are eerily similar to myself sometimes.
Just how egotistical would i sound if i were to admit that my minds been on another version of myself all morning? #Selfcest
if i were to actually have the right surname. would that shit be lalonde-harley-strider ? at least from what the family tree suggests.
I'm very thankful certain things aren't and will never be my problem. This post is irrelevant to ongoing issues for the sake of not seeming insensitive. That is also a lie.
GOOD (?) MORNING.
It could end up making the whole situation worse, I myself would just go straight on speak to my partner, this way it'll be quickly resolved and no one will have any sort of hooks in the relationship, hook as in some info on each of the two.
Its like cuddling a vampire. So. Literal
Wow I really did get the last sane Strider variant. I can’t stop winning.
Coffin cuddles... many things to think about
Shouldn't this whole thing be talked about between the both of them? I don't really see how venting out in social media helps anything get better, in fact it might worsen things up, you're making public statements of so said relationship, instead of talking to your partner you're talking online to others, I might be deepening too much into it.
Thank you. I'm most certainly trying!
Fork found in kitchen. Fish found in ocean. Yet another dirk strider found behaving exactly as expected. It gets even more shocking after the 50th time. Trust me bro.
I forgot. My particular dirk is... interesting. No worries here. Im safe from repeating history!
WHAT IF EVERYONE WAS NICE TO EACH OTHER FOREVER.
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((who knows, maybe?
I SAID TO NOT PITY NOT TO PITY FUUUCKKKKKK
Im sorry... are you engagement farming my frankly very egotistical flirtations??
Oh hush! So ive made the terrible mistake of caring about the feelings of a man i fancy quite a bit. What a fool i am.
Remind me to never grant you even a smidge of my pity ever again.
Awh no! Im sorry! Dont look at me like that now.
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english 1.8 patch just dropped schploogle added denice removed bumpernickle spelling nerfed breasttaking coined as most common metaphor (mcm) cult classic word abrogate elevated to godhood status color is still spelled without a pointless fuckin u mirth
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cuddling my doggies...
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Damn that last chitt resonated with yall good to know good to know #thiswhyifreakwithyall #yougetit
Sometimes conversing with yourself is an endless cycle of "gotchas!" where neither of you have actually got anything because youre both the same flavor of foolish. #leastvaguepostever
look, i can totes respect a man whos deeply enamored w his own looks fuck id b a total hypocrite if i didnt lmao but u clearly havent seen enough ro-lals around if thats ur take ;)
woabh i defo wasnt expectin such a bad take comin from a jake, but go off king
Youve gotta try everything at least once if you wanna label yourself an adventurer. Being adventurous is sort of the whole deal!
..And I don't know how I got here, but the #gamzeecollab is officially here!
Truest post on this site.
A dude can only beat around the bush so often til its less a bush and more a bundle of sticks.
Im afraid i would sound a little arrogant if i did.
im bored lets obliterate the twink population
All this talk about how waking up bright and early is good for you... The only difference between being awake now and being awake at 2pm is that rolling out of bed at 2pm doesn't have me feeling generally miserable.
I still can't find an exit to this place. looks cool, though. #gamzeecollab
An idea for the general chittr population: a dm or reply would do you wonders if youre itching for the attention anyway.
Youre a lucky man. Im mia for maybe 2 weeks tops before someone shows up at my door thinking i mightve died or something else ridiculous. :( Im not sure what i couldve possibly done to earn myself the title of brat or why you feel the need to bribe me when you couldve just asked but you can consider me *highly* interested now.
Its always vague vague vague with you people huh!
It's pretty dark here. #gamzeecollab
Id agree but i get ogled enough without my face plastered all over the big screens. Ive had my fill of attention and its really not for me. Also youre only a little off. 26 but ill take it as a compliment that you think i look younger!
Theyre breaking out the booze soon. This is either where i start enjoying myself or i finally get my excuse to head on home. #substance
Pfft... god no!! Thats far too much attention for me. And ive already got a boat of my own. Cant a dude simply appreciate a fine fellow?
texan, yeah. but also dead. sunny and hot all the time. no variation. you?
this isn’t a vague. it’s a request.
Its hardly flattery if im just stating what i see. Youre quite the looker!
Absolutely! Yourself included. *wink wink*
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"Go fuck yourself"?? Sure! Why not? #nsfw #selfcest
note taken.
Damn, I'm on a block spree. It's kinda nice.
Hurting my feelings, dawg.
it was just advice.
you shouldn’t be so weak with your emotions then.
You aren't into sparring?
... maybe time to take a break from the company if its grating that bad? :P
Pickles are great until youre in one.
(( Tis my birthday. Im 21 now. Woohoo
What is with the multitude of self important douchecanoes littering this website? Ive already to deal with one as a roommate.
Does anyone else brush their teeth in the shower purely so they can get a little sloppy with it or is that just me. No rules no toothpaste dribbling down the chin shame. Just pure unadulterated freedom.
For sure. I like to think im actually pretty alright with blades i just got a little cocky this time.
This was me when i learned the hard way youre not supposed to peel towards yourself either.
I just gave myself a pretty nasty scrape while i was trying to make my dinner. Im putting this little psa out into the world like a good samaritan would so maybe i can prevent another unsuspecting fool from similar tragedies: cutting towards yourself when handling a kitchen knife is bad and stupid. Dont do it. Also OW!!
Heres my exceptionally original and riveting first post: hello chittr.
I need a new profile picture. Allegedly.
< MY BACK HURTS BECAUSE MY ASS IS FAT. A BURDEN I MUST CARRY. >
Ive really stopped trying to understand what the hell is going on.
I've watched one whole episode, now I'm on my second. This guy is dreamy.
I been here the whole time. Sitting on a gold mine. Hitting all my goals, I guess I moved the goal line. Yall ain't even score yet, did you see the court yet? Doordash a Corvette, leave it on the doorstep.
Oh dear.
Need more older handsome men on this website. It's severely lacking. Can't spend my night craving only one.
((letting anyone i'm rping with that I'm taking just the smallest of breaks from glave right now! I still plan to respond to rps but it'll be a slower output than usual as you mightve noticed. Just wanted to make a post so clear it up so i'm not giving off the impression i'm blowing people off!))
Gonna binge watch this dude's TV show until I'm falling asleep. Kicking my feet with glee.
I'll kick my feet and purr or bark either way. And wag my tail for you. Got it on the TV right now, dawg. Kinda wish I had popcorn.
What a shame, perhaps we might speak again in the future. I am always around, and if you need any help... mechanical or otherwise. I'm very skilled with my hands. <#suggestive>
Oh. What if we moved this shit to private? I mean, I'm not above it. Unless it's already cooked. PR manager? What do you even do, lmao??
Aww. I really thought we were getting somewhere with the roleplay. Could switch it up to third person if it feels weird. Never too old to RP with dude's on the internet. Even if they're a young ghost.
Of course, Jacob, hm? So fancy, so eloquent. And what an honor to be the first you've officially acquainted with. I am a fairly outgoing Strider in comparison. That may be the difference. 🤭
Would you also put a collar and leash on me, too? I could do with a pair of cute kitty ears and a tail. Then I'd be the most anime cat boy around. Mmnhrrrr. Daddy really knows how to get me.
(\ /) i can bark too. even with my lagomorphic state. as a treat. :)
i have been toold that i shoould change my proofile picture but i like the moooobeast with the little hat. its cute
Just based on my observations, I believe he might really enjoy being able to stretch his legs. That truly is a needy one. "Mr. Bot" is a new one, you can if you wish to call me Hal. Or if you're so inclined "Mr. Strider."
You've me sitting here in awe, a Harley with mechanical prowess? Are you perhaps the man of my dreams? Jokes, it seems you're making this for a different variation of "me"? Modifications, even.
Yeah. I didn't want to confuse you, making you think I might have a different set of genitals. Or something. Also where is the pets, big Daddy?
Aforementioned thought experiment? Color me intrigued. You're making a soulbot?
Hmm. hmm. This is good. Keep petting me and calling me a good boy. Also my boy pussy is just my asshole, I hope you're aware.
You rang?
1'll be normal when 1 damn well feel l1ke 1t and not a moment sooner
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pretty good jade!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you??? <33
ngl glad to see some of my friends on here, and other mes. :D
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Making a new post so I don’t look like that one lizzo image.
Hahah, thank you!
Well hello everyone!! I don’t often quite show myself so I thought I aught to take a nice little photo! Might make it my profile picture honestly, I feel quite handsome. :) ooc my art hahauha// https://i.postimg.cc/L8hnGrJr/Untitled1106-20260711224901.png
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true that, mr harley
AYE AYE SIR!
aye aye! o7
its pet pic saturday so heres bec https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/Becquerel_pesterquest.webp #petpicsaturday #lususpicsunday
well damn :/
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/D⧃hqd12h/image-2⧃26-⧃6-26-2⧃1521751.png YIPPEE. THE M⧃UNTAIN IS MAKING HIS WAY T⧃ THE CLUB! B⧃SS W⧃MAN D⧃ES N⧃T LIKE HIM LEAVING EARLY BUT THE CLUB CALLS
Only if its considered narcissism to acknowledge the rather remarkable fact that ive grown into a devilishly attractive older fellow. *wink*
I'm not a. twink, i'm not a. bear. I'm a. fingop
Its always obliterate twinks this and obliterate twinks that. Most of you couldnt even catch one. I recommend using rope and a sturdy chain.
Feel like I should say I'm against obliterating twinks. It differentiates me from the genocidal maniac I was.
obliterate twinks? what if we obliterated a plate of hotdogs together? what if we obliterated cakes or french toast? #hungryposting #frenchtoastclub
⚇ Is cool. ⚇ But that's an older pic of me anyhow lol. ⚇ I'll update it when I uh...Can be bothered lmao ⚇
im gOnnA rob a twink lAtEr.
⚣bliterate all twinks N⚢W.
Chittr seems to have a common enemy (platonic) today: Twinks.
What was that...?? ATTRACTIVE INDIVIDUALS THAT ARE OLDER THAN ME. That's it. THAT'S THE CHIT.
Please Don't Put Me In The " Twink " Jenga Tower, I Am Not Strong Enough.
oh yeah. for sure.
I Am Always Saying This.
I'm sure y⚣u will ;)
⚣h I g⚣tta g⚣ ⚣ut drinking with y⚣u s⚣me time #substance
What was that...?? IS THAT LIKE. An exclamation of frustration OR INTENT. Very important to know.
DO YOU THINK THERE ARE ENOUGH TWINKS ON THIS WEBSITE WE CAN MAKE A JENGA TOWER AND PLAY TWINK JENGA. #NSFW
can we do real quizzes that matter like the am i gay quiz.
11M 0N MY W4Y 211R 8U7 N07 F0R Y0UR GR4NDD4UGH73R
is that really want you want fish hitler?
... Good morning chittr. Remember to stay hydrated during the hotter days.
oh-! thank you i really appreciate it :)
busy day :p
you're objectively wrong
okay i'm just gonna watch the stars for a while night https://i.postimg.cc/7lzy75nn/screenshot-20260612-013813.png
dont worry about it oh my god. :P
also im not seeing anyone right now actually!!
I am happy to announce that I will have a spectacular 10,000 Kult score post for you all eventually <33 Thank you for all the love, the hate, the pity, and most of all the mediation
it is a miracle that man did not die in an aviation accident before the incident. :/
WAIT THERES A COUP!??
i would share if i could!!! but i think i may eat it in one bite scooby-doo style, hehe.
oh boy i cant wait to try this!!!
(could you bring your unloaded guns in and just buy ammunition there?)
love selling my soul for my image. #vaguepost
i for one welcome the overthrowing of the grey house
(are you even living somewhere you would need a license for your firearms?? :P)
okay fine i guess ill go tend to my garden or something. :P maybe i should see if i can make a bigger quaking aspen colony than pando.
did you know that in filipino culture, its actually not rude to slurp food? it means whatever youre eating must be pretty good, so its considered a compliment to the chef!
Could not agree more.
The exchange rate?
high chances ill be at #sicknastysunday this time round lookin for some of that good troll bulge if you get what im sayin #nsfw
Let me make myself perfectly clear, I do accept kisses as payment
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Mmmmkay. If You Say So... ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ I See. If You Need A Heat Repellent Or Something To Keep You From Overheating Or Dying From The Heat And Such... I'm Sure I Could Whip Something Up If You Want. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Isn't That... Supposed To Be Cold, Though. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ ... Don't Get Fried In There. ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
Ditto to what Big D to the S said. If you need a dog to bark you’ve got one.
Hot Old Men Are Drawn To This Site Like Those Old Animated Characters Following Aromas To Pies Sat On Windowsills
I Posted My Funniest Chitt Too Early Into The Dusk, Which Means I Can't Be Funny For The Rest Of The Night.
I've never felt more of a kinship than I do with your dog.
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Also good morning, Chittr. I have survived my battle against the flu. I'm still not 100% recovered, but the worst has passed.
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I Am Not Bec Dont fucking call me that ever
I'm so close to 40000 kull I can almost fucking taste it.
i am such a big fan holy shit, my names vivi but you can call me anything you want
Ignore that. I'm worth it I swear. I'm begging man.
whoaaa hello there
Please omg I have no fucking life please I'm begging let me hit. #nsfw #substance