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jade harley, bizarrely

@greenRocket

just a girl doing her breeding duties! :D // Part of the Beyond Hell timeline // #nsfw #nsfwe // https://carrion.chat/character/FurthestRing/ // https://www.f-list.net/c/Breeding%20Reactor //

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 1448Kull Score: 135233 followers2 following

WOAHHH GUYS!! they make these weird fuckin latex thingies that you can cum in to save it for later!!! i wonder if these are the same as the ones you see in porn... but like why would you wear it when fucking someone??? it'll block all the cum from getting them pregnant???????? https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/2716/sample_cd078a7517de2bf02d343e0912a69677.jpg?18357724 #nsfw

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8=l < All I can say is I clicked this voluntarily

as opposed to accidentally or by force?

@greenRocket[GR]

8=l < Yes

well i hope you like what you see at least!

@greenRocket[GR]

8=) < Yes

#nsfw speaks for itself https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/3995/sample_73edb2b5e76fadf0656c071b1d293fc1f142ea8a.jpg?18352296

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:33< MEOW!!!

c< very true >c

I wonder how much trouble I'll get if I knock up @cuddlefishCultivator ... hmmm... oh well, yolo! #nsfw https://img.booru.org/crewbooru/images//54/c316f54c68eb01ad0d8a6149325669007af66e8b.jpg

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it's been t)(ree days and I STILL CAN'T WALK!!

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if i just start humping, can i trust that my dick will find her way into a hole sooner or later? #nsfw #nsfwe https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3930/140c33d14a76d2adc268271145983a09.jpeg?18139685

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yeah sure. probably

[|||] that thiiing is haaanging waaaaaay low,,, daaamn~

haha yeah she does that when i shrink her down to fit in a picture!

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@greenRocket[GR]

[|||] shriiink it??? thiiing must be unreeeal when iiit's nooormal siiize,,,

i'd do the "thanks i grew it myself" joke but i uh i didn't, haha

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finally! man she just would not stop yapping! #nsfw #nsfwe #earpenetration #earfucking https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1073/f99acdbd6b43f07d198635baca6b4f6162bd90a6.png?13627846

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It Reminds Me Of The Cucumber Joke

the what?

@greenRocket[GR]

"What Is The Difference Between Being Hungry, And Being Horny?" "Its Where You Put The Cucumber!"

so the difference between being being... what? the difference between being horny and being completely fucked in the head is where you put the mythical dog girl's cock?

@greenRocket[GR]

I Think You May Be Over-analyzing This One It Just Reminded Me Of That Joke Is All

i have to, rose can't anymore, haha

#nsfw #nsfwe #feral i wonder if i turned into a dog but still did my usual stuff how many people would cave?

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\ ! >< ! / Junior note! This post requires an additional tag: #feral. Please add it quickly.

@imJunior[IJ]

:thumbsup:

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//An explanation// //The Beyond Hell timeline is what some would call a porn-verse, iirc? Basically, it is a world that operates on porn logic, with continuity trying to run off of Candy, mostly. Profiles involved include: @greenRocket @cuddlefishCultivator @estroBiologist @tentacularTherapist @hellTier @adulterousConsequence @voidMilf @uterineUmbra @goonAuxiliatrix and whatever other profiles I may add in the future! These profiles are not very serious even if the characters may wind up having serious moments!//

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haha! rose is always such a good, tight hole! (don't worry about the girl in the background that's just her ex. or well its going to be at least) #nsfw #nsfwe https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/612/7e5cc661f2ebb5e0f9e6c8b080046a87.jpeg

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▼▼oh great there's ntr on my feed, awesome....▲▲ #nsfw

you know who i am, right? this is to be expected, haha! ((OOC Note: If there is a particular hash for it I will tag that from now on))

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@greenRocket[GR]

(( ooc it's all good daraya is just having a bad night and this hits something she's been chatting about. Personally i love xeno's art

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@greenRocket[GR]

i hate to say it jade but not all of us do or post like this. :P

@greenRocket[GR]

▼▼whatever...▲▲

fair! doesn't make it any less hot though :B https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/037/340/baciyd.jpg

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or don't haha #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/2847/sample_e1b9badecbe0a504d2ae21d4909dc34398a880fe.jpg?18007687

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c< yuMMy >c

ugh man, that's the 10th time this morning!!! #nsfw #nsfwe https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1620/sample_1594ab574a8d8b7712cb40da1739a041a0aabaa0.jpg?15095929

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:33 < gosh.... jade is my fafurrite human...

sounds to me like 7ou should get some help

ugh you're right, i should probably go find some people to knock up... #nsfw

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its crazy how people assume you're horny when you start jerking off in the middle of the restaurant! like man, how inconsiderate can you be?? #nsfw ((Ignore that it's a bed)) https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/53/41692d5739f4215384a2d5c15a0a83a679060154.png

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<<"hggh">>

* oh my that is craaaazyyyy * how. uh. often are you just. jacking off casually like that? #nsfw

@funnyStray[FS]

eh-uh, how many times a day do you blink?

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"Oh Wow" she says you like what you see?

@greenRocket[GR]

see, now /that's/ horn7

okay genuine serious post for once is there like... any versions of ruby/yiffy on here who actually want to try repairing our relationship or something? had a sobering realization that a lot of them are just going around doing what the fuck ever because they dont really have a home :(

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whats this #bulgeposting thing? what we're posting our cocks now? HAH! thats not a trend, that's tuesday! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebf2b8308aed.png

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reall7 (onsidering the benefits of being knotted

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benefit number one is that the chance of successful fertilization goes up dramatically!

₍^. .^₎⟆ !f mew need help clean!ng up lmk꠹

oh i need so much help!

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@greenRocket[GR]

₍^. .^₎⟆ On !t!꠹

aw dammit, butterfingers, he slipped in :( https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/3853/sample_164d51efc53191757e0f95ff55e6a302648caf61.jpg?17433472 #nsfw #nsfwe #vore #cockvore

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I LOVE KNOCKING UP MARRIED WOMEN!!! BARK BARK BARK!!! #nsfw #nsfwe #netorare https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/6131/sample_fcbc0e8deb78bf084fb851673e7d30d1.jpg?6975627

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Breeding single/unmarried Roses? Straight up?! DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME!! #nsfw #nsfwe #netorare https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/32/1b1b76b6f77faf3bf15c00cbb1857df24677ad22.jpg

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#nsfw #nsfwe me and @lilShitpeta again https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/31/29853a4c776e41cf464297823904e4373318629e.png

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

ideally!!

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< mewre welclawme in my hive... and nook and meowth and tailhole... anyatime :333< #nsfw

@lilShitpeta[LS]

heheh, well I'm a bit busy! Tell you what, would you be into me going into the future to find whatever daughters we made so they can fuck you instead? #incest

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@greenRocket[GR]

:33< sure who gives a shit im here fur a good time

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Welcome to the tumbleweed!

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< what do mew mean by this jade?

@lilShitpeta[LS]

The Harleys don't have a family tree, we have a family tumbleweed! #incest

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< huh well whatefur :33< just make sure they can dom and top and im golden :33< #nsfw #incest #nsfwe :33< oh and make sure theyre a kinky fureak

@greenRocket[GR]

Correct.

@greenRocket[GR]

y3\|/e so truuuuu!!!!!

#nsfw I think I should start just jerking off constantly. Especially in public!

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#nsfwe hey if i do that and someone tells me to stop im supposed to cum in their mouth, right?

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me and @lilShitpeta made some puppy-kitties! https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1964/1509f565faa32d6f6de3e052d8e916dcee306021.jpg?2128505 #nsfw #nsfwe

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:33< meow ;33c

@lilShitpeta[LS]

go on, tell the class what happened >:B

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< mmm well i let jade knot meow and sufured the clawncequences... :33< i mean i can get int meowre details but they may n33d some additional tags h33h33 #nsfw

@lilShitpeta[LS]

i think #nsfwe would be good~!

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< she made herself so big it furced all my piss out which she made meow clean up with my tongue! :33< she made meow knot myself on her cock and beg nyat to let her knock meow up but she didnt listen <3 #nsfw #nsfwe #pee

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

heheheh~ you were crying for me to not do it~! #nsfwe

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@greenRocket[GR]

:33< yeah i was but mew didnt listen and nyow im furr of jade cum <3 #nsfw #nsfwe

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https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/3908/sample_daef7a5edbc3f74f8ddd47dc97fd2fde.jpg?15625838 #nsfw #nsfwe #incest >:B

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hehehe, i think based on the hair she might have even come from me and another jade!

@greenRocket[GR]

awww!!!! #incest love wins???! i guess pretty much the only other person who could pass on those genes would be another jade......... out of curiosity, have *you* ever done the #selfcest...y thing with another jade???? :0 if so what was it like???

not yet! there might be a pronoun issue here heh, that girl might have come from some jadecest but me, personally, i haven't #selfcest #incest sure would like to though wink wonk ;B

@greenRocket[GR]

hmmmmmmm i guess i am curious about it!!!! if i find anyone interested i will probably bark you up so we all know whats going on! :D

dude! we are jades, and we are interested, are we not??

@greenRocket[GR]

oh heck!!!!!!!! i totally forgot!!!! sorry, i was busy looking at this really really really big bird in the window because he keeps tweeting on my nerves!!!

oh honey your nerves go inside your body! honest mistake i make it all the time haha

@greenRocket[GR]

yeah????? are you going to show me where??? hehehehehe :D :D :D !!! just to be clear i am flirting a little bit. i just have really big paws so everything is bark to text and i dont like those weird tone tag things

Dms! That's where!!

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@greenRocket[GR]

oh flip!!!!!!!!!!! youre so right!!!