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jade harley, bizarrely

@greenRocket

just a girl doing her breeding duties! :D // Part of the Beyond Hell timeline // #nsfw #nsfwe // https://carrion.chat/character/FurthestRing/ // https://www.f-list.net/c/Breeding%20Reactor //

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 961Kull Score: 100720 followers2 following

I LOVE KNOCKING UP MARRIED WOMEN!!! BARK BARK BARK!!! #nsfw #nsfwe #netorare https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/6131/sample_fcbc0e8deb78bf084fb851673e7d30d1.jpg?6975627

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Breeding single/unmarried Roses? Straight up?! DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME!! #nsfw #nsfwe #netorare https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/32/1b1b76b6f77faf3bf15c00cbb1857df24677ad22.jpg

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#nsfw #nsfwe me and @lilShitpeta again https://img.booru.org/crewbooru//images/31/29853a4c776e41cf464297823904e4373318629e.png

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

ideally!!

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< mewre welclawme in my hive... and nook and meowth and tailhole... anyatime :333< #nsfw

@lilShitpeta[LS]

heheh, well I'm a bit busy! Tell you what, would you be into me going into the future to find whatever daughters we made so they can fuck you instead? #incest

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@greenRocket[GR]

:33< sure who gives a shit im here fur a good time

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Welcome to the tumbleweed!

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< what do mew mean by this jade?

@lilShitpeta[LS]

The Harleys don't have a family tree, we have a family tumbleweed! #incest

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< huh well whatefur :33< just make sure they can dom and top and im golden :33< #nsfw #incest #nsfwe :33< oh and make sure theyre a kinky fureak

@greenRocket[GR]

Correct.

@greenRocket[GR]

y3\|/e so truuuuu!!!!!

#nsfw I think I should start just jerking off constantly. Especially in public!

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#nsfwe hey if i do that and someone tells me to stop im supposed to cum in their mouth, right?

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me and @lilShitpeta made some puppy-kitties! https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1964/1509f565faa32d6f6de3e052d8e916dcee306021.jpg?2128505 #nsfw #nsfwe

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:33< meow ;33c

@lilShitpeta[LS]

go on, tell the class what happened >:B

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< mmm well i let jade knot meow and sufured the clawncequences... :33< i mean i can get int meowre details but they may n33d some additional tags h33h33 #nsfw

@lilShitpeta[LS]

i think #nsfwe would be good~!

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< she made herself so big it furced all my piss out which she made meow clean up with my tongue! :33< she made meow knot myself on her cock and beg nyat to let her knock meow up but she didnt listen <3 #nsfw #nsfwe #pee

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

heheheh~ you were crying for me to not do it~! #nsfwe

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@greenRocket[GR]

:33< yeah i was but mew didnt listen and nyow im furr of jade cum <3 #nsfw #nsfwe

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https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/3908/sample_daef7a5edbc3f74f8ddd47dc97fd2fde.jpg?15625838 #nsfw #nsfwe #incest >:B

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hehehe, i think based on the hair she might have even come from me and another jade!

@greenRocket[GR]

awww!!!! #incest love wins???! i guess pretty much the only other person who could pass on those genes would be another jade......... out of curiosity, have *you* ever done the #selfcest...y thing with another jade???? :0 if so what was it like???

not yet! there might be a pronoun issue here heh, that girl might have come from some jadecest but me, personally, i haven't #selfcest #incest sure would like to though wink wonk ;B

@greenRocket[GR]

hmmmmmmm i guess i am curious about it!!!! if i find anyone interested i will probably bark you up so we all know whats going on! :D

dude! we are jades, and we are interested, are we not??

@greenRocket[GR]

oh heck!!!!!!!! i totally forgot!!!! sorry, i was busy looking at this really really really big bird in the window because he keeps tweeting on my nerves!!!

oh honey your nerves go inside your body! honest mistake i make it all the time haha

@greenRocket[GR]

yeah????? are you going to show me where??? hehehehehe :D :D :D !!! just to be clear i am flirting a little bit. i just have really big paws so everything is bark to text and i dont like those weird tone tag things

Dms! That's where!!

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@greenRocket[GR]

oh flip!!!!!!!!!!! youre so right!!!

#nsfw i think itd be neat if i had a harem haha

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cld | jon|...Ask|gn for A fer|end

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@markZucc[MZ]

gladly!

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haha 6osh ima6ine... O◡O

:33< sign meow up

https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2869/e24e62d47bcb5fc450cc6f5bcbc909e0.png?11479779 #nsfw #nsfwe #watersports how many of you would drink it? :B

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#nsfw #nsfwe #teratophilia #feral #bestiality (but only because it's required!!) Calling all fellow Jades! Does Bec pass the Harkness Test?

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weeeeeell........ my bec probably not but i have definitely seen becs that do!!!! so i guess its really up to you???? since im half bec now we almost have telepathy. sort of??? and some becs definitely think very coherently!!! aaalso this post needs a #bestiality and a #teratophilia tag!! just in case :P

i can cop to terato sure! is there an alt to the first one though? makes it feel kinda icky, maybe #feral like in furry porn?

@greenRocket[GR]

i don't mean to argue with staff by the way! literally just asking for clarification haha

@greenRocket[GR]

no worries!!!! i didnt read it that way but: #bestiality is our current required tag just because we had a few people expressing discomfort and. im sure you can figure out why!!!! if you want to make the case for #feral you are sooooo welcome to open a ticket!! mocali really really likes hearing feedback about this stuff sooooo. short answer the b word for now but you can also add #feral for your own purposes and stuff!

https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/6447/sample_7dcb0f2467d9f27db91873b0af4fd93a.jpg?7357087 #nsfw #nsfwe #incest Oh yeah @grimbarkGuardian wanted to see the full thing! ((OP is Clownstongue))

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:33< meow!!!

...deliCious. O◡O

hehehe #nsfw #nsfwe #incest its really hot to know people like seeing me knock up my mom >:B

#nsfw #nsfwe #incest https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7206efde2dd1.png final one!! this one made me so happy! whooooo am i fucking in THIS?

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

what.

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@greenRocket[GR]

:33< oh shit whats she go by?

@canineRebel[CR]

based on that reaction it probably was a different one of you!

@lilShitpeta[LS]

my version of her calls herself ruby! i know my one isn't the only one to do that but hey, its better than whatever horseshit i was high on when i named her

@greenRocket[GR]

defi FUCKIN nitely. what the actual FUCK ARE MY ALTS DOING???

@canineRebel[CR]

fun things :B

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< okay then i guess ruby!

@canineRebel[CR]

:33< their own moms apurrently... im sorry ill go :33< #nsfw #nsfwe #incest #sorry

@lilShitpeta[LS]

yeah literally.

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@canineRebel[CR]

hey if you don't wanna you don't gotta!

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2229510498a7.png #nsfw #nsfwe #incest freaky warning on this! who am i fucking here?

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Oddly enough I wanna say Dave or Dirk.

nope! i think thats the first wrong answer!

@greenRocket[GR]

i dont think it ever would be one of them. i kind of lost interest in dave and finding a bi or pan dirk is really hard

(( omgggg sauce pl0x

@greenRocket[GR]

Understandable. Ill tell you what, Dirks are always a good lay. They're always into some FREAKY shit.

(( I'll give sauce after someone guesses correctly, sauce would give away the answer lol

ive been told!! hope his boyfriends are enjoying it!

@greenRocket[GR]

Got a date set up with a Dirk today actually...

hm. jane? ((#in(est))

ding!! being pregnant is kind of her natural state haha

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/49d04455d9ca.png #nsfw okay, so people were able to guess the last one! who am i fucking in this?

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My guess is Roxy *shrug*

ding ding ding! what gave it away?

@greenRocket[GR]

The pink hair. I see a lotta Roxys on here with Pink hair. It's honestly really cute

it is! i wonder when this one is due :B

@greenRocket[GR]

Oh you been knocking em up huh? Nice...

i knock up everyone i fuck :D kinda my thing~

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@greenRocket[GR]

...mind telling me more about it in DMs? :eyes:

go right ahead ;B

#nsfw okay maybe that last one was too hard! who am i fucking in THIS? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c51efbcc9b6.png

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thats rose!!!!!! :D

correct!! :D right in front of kanaya too~

c< ONe Of tHe rOses >c

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e64e96ec032.png #nsfw lets play a little game! who am i fucking in this?

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hhhnggnn whhhnoever it is hhhnopefuhhlly im next

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<<"not sure but me next please >//<">>

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8a64685798c.png #nsfw #nsfwe another jaderose cuck classic! :D

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:33< MEOW!!! :33< sexy!!! :33< im supurr jelly of rose here!!!

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

so was kanaya ;B

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@greenRocket[GR]

:33< if mew efur want to do that to meow im open fur it ;33c

@lilShitpeta[LS]

hehehe, give me a home and i will wreck it in a heartbeat!

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@greenRocket[GR]

:33< sad to say it just meow and im polynaymeowreous so my ships are all ofur and whatnyat but still :33< wouldnt say no ;33

hhhnhhhngnnghhhn ghhhngng ghhhnhhhnhhhnnnuhhhhhnhhhnhhhn

#nsfwe #nsfw hey if i fucked another jade would we make another, third jade or would we make some kind of double jade? asking for a frie--

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

nah the hell-porno needs vriska.

@greenRocket[GR]

:33< mewre soooo right :33< id pay to s33 that h33h33h33

same! any jades volunteer? ;B

well if the second jade has a functional womb and can give birth that means she has an xx genotype so... that already means her genes are different which makes sense since some jades look different anyway but if it were the same genes with just the sex chromosomes changed...... i think it would have to be a clone?????

@lilShitpeta[LS]

How much we talking?

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@hellTier[HT]

:33< how meowch mew want?

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Dunno, never really fucked for cash. I'd do it for free 8ut I'm just curious what people would WANT to pay to see it.

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@hellTier[HT]

:33< cant a girl just enjoy porn of her furiends pailing? :33< do i have to throw out an actmewal numpurr? :33< cant i just like it say i like it and mewve on? :33< #nsfw

@hellTier[HT]

Five Million.

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Nah you're good, honestly I'm just happy to 8e mentioned.

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#nsfwe How long does it take for omniscient space-dogs to finally pull out? Asking for a friend.

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sometimes days :/

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in dog years?

days!?!?

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@greenRocket[GR]

jade heats are kinda.... intense :/

jade heats? OH YEAH HAHA I DEFINITELY MEANT MY OWN DOGGY DICK AND NOT ANYTHING ELSE'S HAHAHA

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@greenRocket[GR]

no.... :c

though, i will say, the idea of Jade Harley being this sort of multiversal cryptid species is... funny as all fuck

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@greenRocket[GR]

we kinda are :P

I've talked to Roxies where the amount of people on Earth C with my (our?) dna in them is a reasonable method of identifying timelines

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#nsfw #nsfwe Hey who wants to make an NTR baby with me? A-asking for a friend, haha

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@greenRocket[GR]

K--<oh i get it

hi jade! how are you? :)

of all the chitts to have the family reunion on-- yes hi john i'm doing pretty good! you want a neice? or 20?

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@greenRocket[GR]

oh! i'm not sure, what would that entail exactly?

i find a girl, i buy her a drink, and then you become an uncle.

@greenRocket[GR]

ohh. sure i guess! do you need my help?

what could you be possibly thinking of doing?

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@greenRocket[GR]

like, being a wingman or something?

i swear i would say you're doing this on purpose if i didn't know you

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@greenRocket[GR]

doing what on purpose?

// if there's anyone else you guys want me to throw onto chittr let me know and i'll try to whip up a profile! // - Beyond Hell Guardian #ooc

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