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@hallowedVessel

beetle enthusiast. they/them.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 742Kull Score: 5355 followers6 following

horny posting. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117855632_DkXZM6PCTHSCwWB.png #nsfw #orisit.

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this is clever i like this

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marrrry me

hot

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what.

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I'm 2o horny right now holy 2hit thi2 i2 2o horny cod3d #n2fw?

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we culd be l1ke tr0ll bella and tr0ll jac0b

→HAHA. GOOD CH♈︎T, I LAUGHED.

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=>>sukiri why are yøur respønses tø finding a chit funny sø depressive!!>>>

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→WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SA♈︎ WHEN I F♈︎ND A POST FUNN♈︎?

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girls. you agree. rechitt. this is. not. a suggestion.

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height. don't remember. exactly. think i was. 8'2. at last molt.

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hasn't kept me. from getting. my burrow on.

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burrow. cave. ???maybe bird beetle not so different???

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#beetleweek. will be. rubble-free. only the dirt. and detritus. will remain.

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WILL IT CONTINUE TO BE KARKAT FREE

dUdE i gEnuinEly cant fUckIn wAIt for bEetlE wEEk when is it

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yes. you were. mean to me. so. now you get. no beetle.

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it will come. when the time. is right. as the moons. align. and the fog. approaches.

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hell yEAh lOvE fog

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THIS IS BULLSHIT I WAS MEAN TO YOU LIKE THREE DAYS AGO

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but ☝️. you were still. mean to me.

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WHAT IF I WERE TO BE NICE TO YOU WOULD I THEN GET WHAT I WANT WHICH IS BEETLE ACCESS

maybe. i must. consult. with the swarm.

troll kafka. was onto. something.

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^like about the waking up as a huge bug thing or what>

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https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/02/1047680294909648917.png

𝄆𝄞 𓆏 That𝄒s ♪ the 𓆏 troll wh𝅝 wr𝅝te 𓆏 𝄒In which ♪ a l𝅝w𝄬l𝅝o𝅗𝅥 𝄴aegar𝆐𝅝nger na𝆐ed Gr𝄒gore Sa𝆐sah wakes ♫ in his re𝄴u𝆏erac𝅝on to 𝆑in𝅗𝅥 he has been 𝆐eta𝆐or𝆏hosed int𝅝 ♫ a large s𝄴uttlebug; he p𝅝nders ♫ his new intr𝅝llian ♪ a𝆏𝆏earan𝄴e an𝅗𝅥 determines he can 𓆏 no l𝅝nger 𝆑ul𝆑ill his 𝅗𝅥uties an𝅗𝅥 as su𝄴h 𝄬ec𝅝𝆐es a 𓆏 laya𝄬𝅝ut at hive while ♫ his hive𝆐ates pity his 𓆏 disgusting a𝆏pearan𝄴e; he ♫ takes up the 𝆏𝅝siti𝅝n of lusus a𝆐ong his ♪ hive but 𝆑𝅝llowing an un𝆑ortunate misunderstan𝅗𝅥ing when he 𝆑inally ♪ leaves 𓆏 his ♪ res𝆏ite𝄬lock 𝆑𝅝r the ♪ first ti𝆐e sin𝄴e 𓆏 his transm𝅝grificati𝅝n,𝄾 𓆏 his 𓆏 hive𝆐ate 𝄬lu𝅗𝅥ge𝅝ns hi𝆐 ♫ with a tem𝆏tati𝅝nfruit; the ♫ injuries from which ♪ lead 𓆏 t𝅝 ♪ his slow and piti𝆑ul 𝅗𝅥eath,𝄾 with his 𓆏 𝆑inal 𝆐oments 𝄬eing those ♫ of disa𝆏𝆏𝅝intment and the ♫ 𝄴h𝅝ice t𝅝 𓆏 simply 𓆏 st𝅝p living; t𝅝 this,𝄾 his hive𝆐ates are overj𝅝yed an𝅗𝅥 their lives are 𝆏r𝅝m𝆏tly impr𝅝ve𝅗𝅥,𝄾 𓆏 signi𝆑ying to the reader ♫ that someti𝆐es li𝆑e fucking sucks and if ♪ y𝅝u ever turn int𝅝 a giant bug you should 𓆏 just 𓆏 kull ♪ y𝅝urself.𝄽𝄒 That𝄒s the one,𝄾 ♫ right?𝆓 ♫ I𝄒𝆐 ♫ pretty sure ♪ the hu𝆐ans had a similar bo𝅝k 𝄬ut ♫ 𝆑or the li𝆑e of 𝆐e I 𝅗𝅥𝅝n𝄒t re𝆐ember ♫ i𝆑 the overall 𓆏 𝆐essage was the sa𝆐e.𝄽 𝄰𝄴w-sel𝆑-har𝆐 𝄱bo𝅗𝅥y-h𝅝rr𝅝r 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏

damp log. and mushrooms. and burrowing. in the dirt. yep. its #beetletime.

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what kinds of beetles

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the kinds. that are. my friends. :)

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are they shiny though

shiniest shells. yes. glistening even.

fuck yes

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showing. my hole. again. #MyHole #Again https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/imagecec53a486a32d29b.png #nsfw

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Your hole. #yourhole

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posting. my hole. #myhole https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/31/Untitled444_20260331221652.png #nsfw #orisit.

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ur hole is beautious

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#yourhole

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♯yourhole

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stretch. my arms out. real big. unpleasant. popping from. the central strut. of my. chitinous breastplate. why. does god. give. his hardest battles. to his. strongest soldiers.

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this. would never happen. at #beetleweek. you. have been played. for. absolute fools.

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AM I REINVITED TO BEETLEWEEK YET

no.

ARE YOU GOING TO DIE SOON

only. the swarm. knows that.

#beetleeternity

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did my. embed. fail. i am going. to cull. myself. if it. did.

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I HOPE IT DIDD AND I HOPE YOU SUCCEED YOU SLOW TALKING FUCK

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you are. officially. uninvited from. #beetleweek.

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THIS IS BULLSHIT I KIND OF LIKE BEETLES

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don't be. a little bitch. then. idiot.

FUCK YOU WHO IS IN CHARGE OF BEEETLE WEEK AFTER YOU CULL YOURSELF

take that. up with. the swarm. #theyarewatching.

#beetleweek https://media1.tenor.com/m/iIbhiy0Ej1sAAAAC/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab.gif #horror (just. in case. because. this is. a real. beetle image.)

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WHAT. WHAT IS THAT. THAT CREATURE, THAT THING. THATS A BEETLE?

yes. #myscarab.

HOW DID YOU ACQUIRE THAT MYSTERIOUS SCARAB.

♯hashtagtheirscarab

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✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ b୧୧⊹l୧ᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎ h☀︎w maj୧s⊹i☾ :D ⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩

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https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/beetleunboxing.gif #horror

#beetleweek will rise. from its burrow. when the time. is right. and the right time. is after. #eridanweek. do not. let any other. weeks. take priority. the swarm. will be. very. very. very. very. displeased. #myplagueofbeetles

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sOUnds mEtAl as fuck. im in

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this one i will ♯attend

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eridanweek this. eridanweek that. can we get. this kind of. appreciation. for the noble. stag beetle. this. is not a. suggestion.

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Stag Beetle Week next week.

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i think the stAg beetle is fAr more deserving of A week thAn whoever this eridAn is

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promise?

♯finally

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In a legally nonbinding way, sure!

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this is the c/)ntent i g/)t chittr 4

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can we appreciate Øther beetles as well.

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yes. it is encouraged. to show. your appreciation. to each. and every. beetle. stag beetle. is simply. my favorite.

thank yØu. i shall appreciate the stag beetle and the humble false clØwn.

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the swarm suggests. yuri.

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i don't. know. the first thing. about. the occult. all i know. is. 1. beetle is. a noble and mighty. beast. 2. dirt. 🧡 3. when the fog. will arrive. and. i'm not. telling.

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i ♯know when ♯thefog will ♯arrive

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a compelling. offer. maybe even it. will be considered. i must. consult with. the swarm.

have you. burrowed tonight. you had better. get started. if not. #threat.

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↯i don't reAlly burrow typicAlly...↯

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𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖌.

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I'm not really a BURROWER...

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↯whAt??? how??? i cAn't! i don't hAve Anything to dig with! or Any plAce to dig!!!↯

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"= #unthreat ="

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quitter's talk.

coward.

What would I GET out of it?

beefle fact. #3: burrowing. is the superior. way. to sleep.

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-------------------------- hrm. yes.

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beetle fact #2: you will. return. to the dirt.

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