♦ pitied by @hallowedVessel
Instructions unclear, bulge caught in rotating ceiling device
okay so ♯thatfuckingbox has to ♯go
Head in my hands. It’s too early for this.
To whomever sent an unsolicited, sexual image address to the Gray House, please seek medical attention immediately. It should not look like that.
No matesprit day 1: I fear the end for me is near.
Oh there is politics on the timeline.
the radiance frOm hOllOw knight is very relatable. alsO sO is the pale king. happens all the time.
Hello beetle. Hi. Hello? Why aren't you 🗨ing to me?
<action; statement input; statement: wrothe got got & i sad|y missed it />
I don’t want to talk about it.
Those sedatives are really good at sedating.
> s0met1mes y0u just f0rget s0c1al med1a ex1sts f0r a m1nute
PENDRA #STOPFUCKINGPRESSINGME #CHALLENGE.
Guys is it puritanical t0 have b0undaries
She didn’t deserve what happened to her. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1713.jpeg
-=[ ohhhehe ivenever hatged a post exceptforthat time i wassdfreaking out but i didnt mean it :-0_☺]=-
- It's all painfully real, LOL! 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🥹🤣🤣🤣🤣
o| NgL ThIs mAkEs mE WaNnA TrY HaTiNgG |o
Not gonna survive the wave of Erisol and Hate Bot hate. I'm going to sleep for real.
Uuuwwwaaaaaaagghhhh!
:33< OW!
>+. THE WEED PEN BETRAYED ME AGAIN! .+< #substances
And now. Who was going to tell me that the Scarab bot is intelligent enough to hear me muttering to myself and take it upon itself to sent out a MASS ALERT TO HALF THE CABINET to inform them of my impending doom with coordinates attached? This of course culminated into half the office trying to get into my office as quickly as possible, as if I were bleeding out on the ground. I think I saw someone trying to climb in through the window. While I appreciate the dedication, THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED. I now need a new door, as it has been ripped off it's hinges. Please just try to turn the knob next time.
you knnow. onnce i tried doinng that downn a hill it turnns out, i did nnot have armor. like the pillbug.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cough cough AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ERUGH. IT'S HXRRIBLE. - MC Oleana
(\ /) https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-bunny-rabbit-jump-scare-gif-12977487485869674980
~@hall~OwedVessel ~All that and she didn't even have the decency t~O wake me up befO~re she left #nsfw~
IM HAVING A CRISIS
:3 a Zebruh Codakk just called me kitty...💚💚💚 3:
print("how it feels to not post about my bulge + other obscene things all the tius on this website https://file.garden/zvzdv8pdjfnciiht/nothing.png")
I have no had my balanced breakfast yet. Soon.
#FUCK I forgot that I was supposed to be #stealingpendrasquirk I am a fucking #failure
— My Ass Is Co\d. I Knew I Shou\d Have Sprung For That C\oak \ining Ear\ier. ->
Before I go to bed for real, do you guys think Pendra would be mad if I fully absorbed his #quirk
damn it
I can’t even leave for my meetings. Ridiculous.
((cars toatled. :c
tired
♤ Yeah... ♤
:33< SAME!!!
I have been slain in Among Us.
No one told me you had to do this gym thing like Consistently o+<
Sobs openly.
- Ow #Ow #MyNugbone #MyGanderBuylb
aw. theres nno captionns lovely video annyways. hi beetle
\ 1 wanna p0st s0meth1ng cha0t1c but there are 0nly grumblr p0sts 1n the th1nkpan /
i wish i had bulge viewing psionics im just stuck with the voices of the dead telling me how much they hate me and how they know i should have died in the explosion without a single moment of silence since i was dragged out of the treeaboo village rubble but at least i can move heavy things sometimes i guess you know things that are two pounds maybe (tags: The Rankmaid/Psionics, #nsfw, at least some of them like my work, im supposed to leave my hive later and im sick over it, archive rating: M)
H...hgihbldoods prisase #nsfw
oh my Gog they're right peoplle DO spell it wrong
fell
== AUTOMATED MESSAGE INCOMING == == The great and illustrious Miss Tensin has fallen unconscious! ==
AH I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS AHHH
dammnn they werennt lyinng that mmood cann swinng #thestruggler
did you say sonnething about a nice violet girl? uuhere is she? can i nneet her?
nah thatd be #problematic
fef unblock me this is a huge misunderstandin my slavves an i havve a symbiotic relationship youre makin this out to be wway wworse than it actually is sure ivve killed a couple a my girls in a blind rage but ivve since changed my wways you havve to trust an believve just unblock me an shoot me a dm so wwe can talk thins out i knoww i can make you understand https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6eeff473cab7.jpg
🧦 how do you guys feel about my new quirk 🧦
I HAD @SANGUINESAEVITAS SAID HE’D DRUG ME TO GET ME A BETTER SLEEP SCHEDULE AND NOW I’M GETTING BEATEN TOO?? ):B #SUBSTANCE
I am actually going to detonate and when I do it’s going to be glorious
ughh here on earth ppl ask 2 many questions about da meat in da compost pile!! i wish i wuz on alternia x(
꩜I mostly wear zip-ups but if i really try sometimes i can get into a pulloveR.꩜
D --> I feel I need to double down on this. It is perfectly normal and not at all degenerate to seek out servitude under a superior D --> It is doubly-so not degenerate to be in servitude whilst dressed appropriately D --> Maidwork as an employment option is, frankly, honourable
https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/dualscar.png that cAnnOt fUckIng be gOOd.
She was DATA SCRAPING meanwhile Darlin is LOST IN THE WOODS And there might be a fish chasing her. #itscauseyoualwaysonthatdamnphone
I'm Not Sure How To Feel About This Post.
🐦⬛🐕😡🗡 ❌❌❌❌ 🦎😭😭😭
pack it up boys we have made a social blunder.
I overthink too much. Maybe I should become stupid forever.
> my bra1n rn
I wanted to post somewthing furrr #beetleweek #beetlepawsting so I looked up beetle cats to be funny and, what the hell this is neither of those things. wha t the fuck https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Beetlcat.jpg mew~ 💖✨
i need 2 stop makgin jokes abt feminism 2 men
FUCK. I keep misgendering people. I'm so sorry please I am #woke my best friend is a they fuck don't cancel me. Im so sorry Beetle they
￣\ thats a good idea thanks man /￣
￣\ wish that were m yknow what i think i need a new bit actually /￣
God fucking- this day just went from bad to imperial system bad
sburb would have been so easy if we had pokemon
✨🍭🕷️ you wound me 🕷️🍭✨
AAAHHH I'M IN SO MUCHHH TROUBLE I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED THHHE WORK WATER COOLER OVER BECAUSE I CHHHECKED CHHHITTR WHHHILE I WAS STANDING UP AAAA AAAAAA THHHERE'S WATER EVERYWHHHERE #tailhhhaverproblems
technnically you vennerated it, to somebody.
oof, sEvErEly ovErslEpt... luckily today is my day off.
ill mi$$ you beetle guy
i have found the jake humanzz zztupid hive
Something Is Amiss With Palmhusk
Okay, okay. You guys didn't want All About That Bass. That's my bad.
almost ran into a drone D: im okay tho thankfully
DAMN IT MY CLOSET IS FULL OF FORMALWEAR I WANT SOMETHING CASUAL FOR ONCE I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT LONG-SLEEVE SHIRT I REALLY LIKED ANYMORE CAUSE OF ERIDAN WEEK. FUCKKKKKKK
Wait thhhat lowblood was righhht, maybe a hhhighhhblood thhherapist wouldn't be able to fix me. But maybe thhhey c Could Could make me worse hhhhhhhhh hhh. <3
busting out the ukulele for this one hey guys this is hard for me to say a few posts ago i erroneously yapped about roaches during beetle week ive since then been educated and informed that those two are different orders even if they look the fucking same which is offensive and churlish of me im listening and learning to bug voices and apologize for my egregious error and im working on improving myself btw this post was sponsored by raid shadow legends
I ENJOY THE BEETLES. THEY ARE GOOD CREATuRES. EVEN IF I THINK. THEY ARE EXTINCT ON MY PLANET.
Went t0 g0 thank a tr0ll f0r helping me with hunting by shaking his hand. accidentally sliced 0ff all 0f his fingers. wh00ps.
Like this post to encourage crime. Hate this post to encourage crime. Pity this post to encourage crime. Mediate this post to encourage a lightly toasted cheese sandwich and a cup of tea.
~come to #meissoday on the 18th for a delicious seafood buffet and a good time and please don’t hurt me this is just my vvriggling day party
>=>}Just Remembered How Hot Vampires Are, Sweet Gog Id Let Them Do So Many Things To Me #nsfw -9-
currently bein lashed repeatedly by a crockercorp drone in advvance a tonights festivvities #eridanwweek
> 1 already know there'2 a ma221ve o1l f1eld deep under my h1ve <
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=>>sukiri why are yøur respønses tø finding a chit funny sø depressive!!>>>
id bury myself but i cant move my body, , ,
lets give turbo incel misogynist a whole week right guys #patriarchy
If everyone gets a week, then none of them are particularly special, I would think. Perhaps I just haven't gotten the opportunity to understand the appeal?
♯disintegrating someone ♯via ♯energyblast is fun & all but its always a ♯painintheass to ♯sweep it up after
"= #unthreat ="
↯whAt??? how??? i cAn't! i don't hAve Anything to dig with! or Any plAce to dig!!!↯
I'm not really a BURROWER...
↯i don't reAlly burrow typicAlly...↯