♥ liked by @hallowedVessel
((yeeees >:))) ))
this is not a ♯need this is a ♯perverted ♯desire / what if they are ♯not even ♯attracted to ♯oneanother
♯havefun with that ♯everyone i will be in ♯myburrow ♯yearning & also doing ♯sudoku
im ♯nearly done with this ♯book i got from ♯caegargeneral
hi knnytte. i missed you
I would like to amend my previous statement: I encourage you all to use your creativity when hole-digging. Just please for the love of Gog do not use explosive devices.
Su8mission 13: WHAT DO YOU THINK A8OUT ENTYMOLOGY? My response: Anonymous Poster, it is one of the few academic disciplines 8uilt on pointing at something and asking "How?" I adore it deeply. Language in itself is a fossil, an impression of ideas that were long ago. Changed 8y conquests, mispronunciation, malapropisms, and so forth. Religious panic, religious stupidity, empires rose and fell due to language. It is very human. I am very fond. https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit
Based as always
Photo Caption: where is of f btuton6 #substances #hlep [A photo is uploaded. It's an extreme close-up of one of Curree's eyes. It's a little more red than usual, but that's it.]
Oh there is politics on the timeline.
Hello beetle. Hi. Hello? Why aren't you 🗨ing to me?
(( also gang please try to keep it cool somewhat. literally the only mod online rn and its 4am and im tryin' not to pass out bc shit's hit the fan. i really should be sleeping ))
nice bug
i quite enjOy the bugs yOu are shOwing me. they remind me Of sOme i find in my respite blOck. i myself am quite fOnd Of mOthers persOnally.
fuck yeah this is the c/)ntent i g/)t chittr f/)r
that's a motherfuCkin' bu6 on my 6ot dan6 timeline... you 6o ya funky lil' friend...
♯thebugs would ♯enjoy you
bat desires. big rat trade!!!
I will leave out an open bag for you on the counter in the break room.
did y'all see somethin' just now??
I keep scaring HR because every time I mention any member of my Cabinet as "creatures" and not people, they get anxious that I'm going to get a lawsuit filed. But that is simply how I view some of them. Knytte is not a troll to me; they are a creature. That is a bug that has developed sentience and how moves of it's own volition, and I respect them very much. They are just simply not a troll; they are a creature. An entity in the most non-threatening sense of the word.
That seems about right.
My yucky penny.
>Sick, I needed to be sure before I go find a dealer. As Search and Rescue, wasn't sure if it was disallowed or anything #substance
@h★llowedVessel @★ssholeBodygu★rd Congr★ts on both of your successful ★pplic★tions.
Now Dr. Freeman identity theft is no joke!
Reecently i said "Roaxnne, YOU need hojbbies" and then i remembered I am a biolofist 😂 #catsincoming
hi beetle
be happy today. somebody loves you (me)
time to take. my walk hope everyonne. has a good nnight
AbsO-fUckIn-lUtEly yOU can
fuck the gAlA im gOIn to get bUrgErs
> what the fuck 1s that a m1ss1ngn0 badge what d1d 1 m1ss
its true.
Beetle has never left.
#beetleposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2308649e07e6.png
im glad. we have returnned to beetle @hallowedvessel
My toxic tr★it is th★t sometimes I will lie when I think it's funny. Th★t's the only thing wrong with me.
Everyone! The gala is opening soon (roughly three hours!) so I'd like to remind everyone to be courteous and don't cause any trouble! Due to safety concerns, those who RSVP'd will get invites to the ballroom! I will ping everyone who does and DM them for good measure when the invitations are said to have arrived! If you are bringing a +1 we ask you do NOT attempt to sneak in multiple people into the event as we already have to curtail the amount of people allowed in! If you did not RSVP you can still enjoy the gala's amenities and refreshments in the annex where you can mingle freely! Invitees are also free to go out to the annex if they wish!
PENDRA #STOPFUCKINGPRESSINGME #CHALLENGE.
very cool trans people of chittr / sound off
im happy to see you. this mornninng be nnice to yourself. youre the onnly onne who knnows. what youve beenn through
aight gonna backread chittr for my morning paper
pretty shore theres no competition today either so imma spend the day in the dorms cooking like crazy
Just gotta scroll to the next post and usually it's some batshit nonsense.
Again. Literal horroterrors. But that’s alright, every one of my valued constituents are more than encouraged to share their thoughts. This is the power of freedom of speech, after all! You stand by your morals, and that is a stance I will always respect!
She didn’t deserve what happened to her. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1713.jpeg
It's not cow-ar-dice, it's "I take no bull-shit"
-=[ tyhats sonice of you mr obama thankyo u !! x-)_☺]=-
That is alright. I will teach you, if you would like.
-=[ ookay x-) idontknow how to playthou gh is that okay_☺]=-
Of course! Come to the Gray House and I would be more than happy to shoot some hoops with you.
-=[ can weplay_☺]=-
I like to play basketball.
I read book.
>>>(Hobbies) are relaxing... >>>((I)) am relaxing right now...
I even got the team wrong. How embarrassing. Although I guess that’s what a couple Bud Lights will do to you. Although you are like, a sentient horrorterror to be fair. You’re not actually grubs. You’re a literal horrorterror, I thought we knew that one by now?
there could be lots of cool stuff. to steal at the gala
I am sure that will be great!
GALA is tomorrow. Please check @lightofDemocracy’s page for more detail. IT IS FOR CHARITY. NO VIOLENCE. Formal wear required. Plus 1’s not required, just behave yourselves. This is a charity ball celebrating the alliance of Midnight City and Earth-C & Alternia. PLEASE behave yourselves. I am quite literally begging.
♯goodluck youll ♯needit
insane dmg modifier
♯namecalling only tells me that you were ♯stung by the way i ♯didntreadyourreply
♯thankyou ♯knytte ♯gamerecognizesgame
♯didntreadanyofthat
i would ♯banish ♯mostofyou from ♯therealm if i ♯could
Hollow knight Ghost kingsmould AND Claus you are COOKED
((Kin onion for someone who's definitely normal and has a regular relationship with their own agency
♯good
we could still win this chef hasnt done all the calculations and shit yet
♯whatkind
Alternate Casper would be asexual too, we'd probably play a deck builder together tbh.
I havE a rEputation for bEing concEitEd, but at lEast I don't post constantly about hanKEring aftEr my own fucKing bulgE liKE somE of you animals. #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
Just 8ecause someone 8rought up a disgraceful topic, that does not mean you all have to follow suit.
#selfcest I'd win. #gore
nah i tOtAlly get that. i feel a kInshIp with this bAdAss lIttlE dUdE.
if i really wanted to i would have done it already dont worry dirk i can sit here in solidarity with you
Okay, thank fuck. There's no way everyone on this hellsite could actually stand themselves *that* much.
i think its becoming counterculture at this point to be a time player that *doesnt* indulge in things like this #vagueposting #dashwatching
I THINK SITTING DOWN AND TALKING WITH ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF WOULD BE FULFILLING ENOUGH.
hOooooOly shit.
rEAl tEchnolOgy. bUIlt to last.
On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs faced the heat of the kitchen for the first time! Bonds were formed, and nearly some burns! Red Team fell short due to poor cohesion, and Jigsaw got the boot! On tonight's episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... Things get a little... [Scare chord. Scream.] Spooky. [The camera cuts to the contestants standing, mouths agape, in a gore covered room.] It's Charity Night, of course! And tonight's guest judge has plenty of mouths to feed... [Legions of wigglers swarm the gore decorated dining room.] Will the contestants, with their own custom menus, be up to the task of pleasing their pickiest diners yet? Find out tonight, on Angels' Nutritionblock! #AngelsNutritionblock @cosmicHorror
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what did beetle have?
I don't see neither as an option.
that ♯fuckingtagguy is just ♯me after ♯too ♯many ♯drinks ♯substance
♯jelly
beetle eat
Has anyone seen Roxyyy (Roxy) (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Some real Cain and Abel shit happening to me these days.
I have just been informed of some heartbreaking news. New research has apparently come to light, and we have discovered a protein, DRT3, that can successfully produce DNA. I am sorry, biologists, you are able to rely on the central dogma of biology no longer. Perhaps you can, in fact, teach an old dogma new tricks. There is much to think about in this trying time.
Ok I am undispo indisposed for about an hour dur to circumstances. I will continues with my various baking opinions when my faculties can be scraped offiof the floor. Concept: a big ass fucking flan. What if we do one.
orb https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/42/d7/84/42d7843fd3494a9224f7fc45e2eb20ed.jpg
5 likes is good enough ig be prepared for #hole seriously i dont think youve ever had to prepare yourself for hole this sexy youre gonna have to wear shades to admire that puckered ring of pure juicy hole im giving you a chance to back out now before youre completely flabbergasted by what youre witnessing youre gonna have to get your fainting couches ready this hole is so fucking sweet #myhole #nsfw #hothothot #probablynsfwe ??? damn shits fire
@hallowedVessel Oh, a kindred child of the gaping maw. What can I even say to you that you don’t already know? Perhaps about the fog? But you already know when it arrives. I will give you instead something smaller to chew. In approximately 43 minutes there will be a fantastic winged beetle to add to your collection buzzing by your windowsill. I expect you at the ready with a net. *I urge newcomers to refer to my original post if they wish for their own fortunes to be read.*
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/GGPlasmidImage.webp
My brother’s comment about bitches with tarot cards inspired me toward a terrible fit of charity. Whoever would like their fortune read, simply sign below. I can feel all of your energies from here, and it would probably do us all a great justice to see it done.
c< #recHitt >c
if i could i would rechytt thys one million tymes.
♯maybe its a ♯goodthing i dont have ♯requests for ♯readings these days / a ♯lot of you wouldnt ♯like what is to be ♯said ♯lol
hi knnytte. i hope you ennjoy your bagel.
And now. Who was going to tell me that the Scarab bot is intelligent enough to hear me muttering to myself and take it upon itself to sent out a MASS ALERT TO HALF THE CABINET to inform them of my impending doom with coordinates attached? This of course culminated into half the office trying to get into my office as quickly as possible, as if I were bleeding out on the ground. I think I saw someone trying to climb in through the window. While I appreciate the dedication, THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED. I now need a new door, as it has been ripped off it's hinges. Please just try to turn the knob next time.
I'm gonna break the bit for like one second to say IF YOU ACTUALLY GENUINELY WANT TO SEE YOUR KISMESIS DIE??? DEAD IN THE GROUND?????? YOU'RE WRONG. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. YOU'VE FUCKED UP THE QUADRANT. GO AWAY. STUPID.
The Evil’s my name, magical sales are my game! Now distributing to Alternia, Weevil Wizard Wares is selling all the magical shit you shmucks could ever dream of having. So what are ya waiting for? Place an order! Also, cigarette potions are 50% off for a limited time only! https://file.garden/ae7W-0t1ATNZwMKa/IMG_0937.png
zard https://images.rawpixel.com/image_png_800/cHJpdmF0ZS9sci9pbWFnZXMvd2Vic2l0ZS8yMDI0LTA5L3Jhd3BpeGVsb2ZmaWNlMjFfdmljdG9yaWFuX3ZpbnRhZ2VfcGFpbnRpbmdfb2Zfd2l6YXJkX2lzb2xhdGVkX18yYWNiYzJmYS0zMzA1LTQ4MGQtODFmMS00NWI2ZTZlZGExN2UucG5n.png
I am not opposed to this idea, as long as there are policies in place to ensure it is equal and fair to all parties involved.
bUggragE.
i do that all the fUckIn tImE. i lIkE to prEtEnd im a tIrE that fell off a buggy.
(°. https://𖦹bservati𖦹n.𖦹rg/media/ph𖦹t𖦹/5904698.jpg ---> #flatfuckfriday #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #ectr𖦹piscrepuscularia .°)
im rootinng for you
You have my vote. #beetleyear
(°. https://www.ukm𖦹ths.𖦹rg.uk/site/assets/files/15086/1904p_d𖦹labrariajd.jpg --> #flatfuckfriday #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #plag𖦹diad𖦹labraria .°)
id have to look really closely at your signninng. but its true
if you all got pocket sized. i would innitially be very conncernned. but i knnow id be able to keep you safe https://cdnn.imgchest.com/files/798ce66c939b.pnng
i hope no one anonymous Confesses about me 'Cus i'd prefer ya just say it to my faCe. i hate havin' to 6uess who wants to kill me or whatever.
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Good morning Kyntte!
im AlwAys sAyIng this.
EXTREMELY LOUD RECHITT
wh0le l0tta n0nstucks. 0_0
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BURNING SUPER DEATH SWORD
lebron james reportedly forgot to click ooc again ))
beCause unfortunately iC bloCk still shows them on the timeline in 6reat bi6 blurred out bloCks whiCh is still massively in the way :C ))
((yeah i blocked most of them too tbh... i am here for homestuck and homestuck shenanigans... i feel like there are other sites yknow? we aint got a whole lot tbh for us as is))
hello i hate to break into an #ooc post for anything other than positive reasons!! I just know there's a chance that someone who I like interacting with got caught out, so uh... If you're running one of the TF2 mercs or what have you, I'm glad you're having fun but there's a good chance you just got caught by an OOC block. So if I just OOC blocked you, sorry - it's not personal. I'm just not here for that and it was consuming my timeline every time I took a glance over at Chittr. o7 ))
Have a nice burrow
walk is nnow allowed. nno more rainn
-=[ aa and a beetle_☺]=-
i like beetle
print("how it feels to not post about my bulge + other obscene things all the tius on this website https://file.garden/zvzdv8pdjfnciiht/nothing.png")
-=[ oohh noo i guess i m still tireed x-) goodlight ag ain heh_☺]=-
-=[ th at sgood x-)_☺]=-
-=[ i tgnink iwould be #honeymustard #cliche_☺]=-
Listen Im Just Like Everyone Else I Solve The Crossword One Clue At A Time With FreqUent Breaks To Shout And Holler And Swear
♯vaguepost with ♯questionable ♯content
damn it
-=[ oo hh yeah they shared the virus vir u swith me earlier x-) itt suuuckkedsooo bad but i want to see m o rebugs x-)_☺]=-
It shouldn't. Although I cannot bring myself to unfollow you after your arrest. It was quite amusing.
no i like your color it makes me happy. i cam coming for #gamenight though
-=[ aare you shar ing ?? x-)_☺]=-
im AlwAys sAyIn this. this is why i mAkE hIghbloOds shArE with me all the tImE.
◡̈
i would ♯like one as ♯well & an ♯agender
time for my plan #myplan
♤ Yeah... ♤
:33< SAME!!!
Chief Knytte. I like the ring of it.
My Gog. I could not agree more. There is clearly a large amount of untapped potential. Fear not, I will alert our Defense Secretary of this need in the most professional manner possible. @broStrider please please please please please please please please please pleas
Fuck yes fuck yes fuck yesssss
EXCELLENT !
Mr. President, we must develop this technology more.
This makes me incredibly happy.
Beetle beam
having a tapeworm would probably be kind of cool we’d like all the same things
aw damn i had a funny quip to someones post but i was blocked oh well
layinng downn inn a pile of leaf litter
re(hit
so tired. out of nnowhere. i thinnk i might sleep for a bit. goodlight chittr
i knnow my way arounnd wood areas. i will be ok knnytte
maybe i try to finnd you.
-=[ YUM_☺]=-
#gloomweiss
i thinnk that title. belonngs to @hallowedvessel
♯vaguepost
hooray. lets celebrate
men are still on thin ice with me
Perhaps I should host a group golfing event, I did not realize so many were interested.
I DOOOOO LIKE A FUCKED UP AND EVIL CONTESTANT! WE'LL PUT YOU IN THE RUNNNNNING FOR CANDIDATES AND GET BACK TO YOU WHEN WE CAAAAN. HASHTAAAAAG BEETLE WEEK.
While I do value all my constituents, it seems the art of #vaugeposting is lost on you. A #vaugepost is not intended to identify an individual, it is merely screaming into the proverbial void. My vague posts are not directed towards an individual.
I'm just a silly guy, Knytte. What gives?
i swear on my full box set collection of junjou romantica that this is not me
aw. theres nno captionns lovely video annyways. hi beetle
I would like to offer my endorsement of this individual; all their claims are true!
I see we are back to #CowardPosting via Chittr Anonymous. Sad to see.
-=[ tyhhe bloodpusjher can build up wenough pressure to squirt up tto 30 ft ! ! x-)_☺]=-
:33< this b33tlejuice sequel is wild
-=[ ggoodlight knytte!!! x-) let the bbugs bite ??_☺]=-
oops. groggy still. hi beetle.
hi beetls
hi everyfriennd. i slept nnice. i feel good i hope you cann. all sleep nnice soonn too.
I wiSh SOme Of yOu never LearneD hOw tO type Or pOSt imaGeS tO the internet.
D --> Now that I am back we can adjourn to some of my favourite topics D --> First: Horses D --> Aren't they pretty
thiss is my favourite bug youve posted...
i been knew spongebob was a bitch that’s why i fuck with the chum scourdray
I have been Released from the Gym.
WO♡H, BUGS ♡ND ROCKS ♡RE R♡D, TH♡T SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!
I am begging you all to please take your medication.
one YUCKY timeline
-=[ badges .... >_< bbadge thirsty hhrgh_☺]=-
>> yeah honeડt1y ¡ k¡nd of wanted to be 1¡ke "ડayડ the one huff¡ng and wh¡n¡ng about peop1e you th¡nk are ડo beneath you??” but ¡ thought better of ¡t 1o1
♯ignoringyou
♯itstrue
i would enjoy a ♯centipede or ♯gaylittleflag
>> B2JWHE¡WHEJ W ¡ 1ove th¡ડ for you omg
thinngs we as a society nneed. to do. 1. smile
Things we as society need to figure out ASAP: 1. Spelling matesprit correctly. 2. Understanding what a healthy kismesissitude is
♯consensus on ♯graverobbing yes there are ♯suchthings as ♯wronganswers ♯replywisely
♯would enjoy my ♯own ♯personal ♯badge is this covered by ♯trollbamacare @barackObama
i'm saying this before it hits / if i post weird stuff while high / please ignore it #substance
being blocked by both guys in that situation sucks when u kinda give a shit
they said i can only take so much eatables / they gave me a quarter of a peach ring / fair enough / last time i got so high i needed help getting water #substances
han6 onto it just in Case, friend! never know what y'mi6ht need an axe for!
I think if you actually really want your kismesis to die and not in a funny haha way, You should get a different kismesis.
☭ The work could suck less if you unionised 👀 ☭
i founnd a boxcar. it looks spacious. a place to stay?
Make sure it's safe first, please.
/\ Badge acquired /\
I died. For the record. I was the boy.
yay!
Hell yeah you funky little no binary.
welcome
-=[ i love th ! e internet !!! :-)_☺]=-
♯myinfluence
oh my Gog they're right peoplle DO spell it wrong
[♯evilpost that ♯makesyouevil & ♯fuckedup & ♯succumbstomybidding]
#caliborngaming #cultofthedamned fanart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a278945072.png
i would like an ♯agenderedone
@environment@7 @ten@ciou$corvid @xx$cenegr7xx c@berpip@r http$://i.ibb.co/m5h12cdh/img-6965.png
\ aye capta1n! *salute* as s00n as 1 next get a flav0rd1sc /
𖦤 That / sounds / sick / as / fuck / actually, / I'll / go / weave / a / basket, / sure :||
⚜HAIL!!! TIS A HARDER ACT THAN ONE EXPECTS!!! CEASE BREASTULATING, WE WEAVE THIS NIGHT!!!!!⚜⁀➴
-=[ hiii :-)_☺]=-
-=[ waves at yyou x-)_☺]=-
-=[ H HHAHAHAAAAHHAHA @! !! !! 1 @ !! !!!1_☺]=-
My contribution to #tittyrepostday #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/4dc61f7091dfa9d7348833fbeed540b95dd3ea39.png
i, too, am vaiᨒ but beyoᨒd that i mu𝄢t fulfill the term𝄢 of tit pact! #ᨒ𝄢fw http𝄢://file.gardeᨒ/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/titpact.pᨒg
#EvIlgang
:33< then ive done my job
♯yeah let me ♯just ♯postevidence of ♯mestalking a ♯seadweller on ♯main yeah ♯SLOPPY
:33< alright fine :33< one purrson liked it so :33< heres hole fur mew :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png :33< #nsfw
i'm not gonna post nsfw stuff / or a nude selfie / but pretend i'm participating in the trend please
-=[ yyeaaahUNLEASH THE BEA ST_☺]=-
-=[ (🔵‿🔵)_☺]=-
some people are reposting their tits so i feel safe in doing this too https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/bf8b419(e5df.jpg #nsfw #selfpi(s
i lOvE when this shit hAppEns. EveryonE kEEp pOstIng rUmblespherEs its AwesomE #nsfw
c< please! gOg! let tHere be MOre sHirtless wOMeN! >c
Understood. We can get to that one in a moment.
Good job!
-=[ thats soo awesomeeee x-)_☺]=-
c< i sHOuld eNgage iN #girlbulge pOstiNg, ONe day... ONe day, it will HappeN >c
c< yOure tHe beetle pOster, yOu already wON! >c
Nice horns
lick his t0p surgery scars. kiss her tummy. lick their abs. sh0w them affecti0n. 0u0
i have a lot of trans joy / being trans is cool / no matter how that looks for you
i have. ann idea
>> ¡ડ that c1ear part a11 1¡ke,, part of them??
wow. so fascinnatinng annd pretty
♯hesjustlikemefr
...SSuch an adorable bug...It lookss like it hass cute eyelasshess...
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this guy kicks so much ass. hell yEAh.
♯howdarling this reminds me of @chitinousTraveler
we love you beetle they.
c< cOrrrect! >c
Everybody loves Knytte. :)
*Hssssst* {〷} hell yea. i need itt. i need itt θo bad. €〱 *paah*
beetle.
how pOwerfUl ArE yOU now?
== AUTOMATED MESSAGE INCOMING == == The great and illustrious Miss Tensin has fallen unconscious! ==
c< i really, really Miss bug MONtH >c
oh my god bug month? is that lIkE. bEetlE wEEk for a whOlE pErigeE? can we do that. that sOUnds fUckIng AwesomE.
thank you ♯knytte
Might say something funny later, idk.
maybe one day, knytte
I hope I'm not just some annoying guy on chittr with a selfie that's way too close to the camera as his pfp, I hope I am also your friend.
KNYTTE!!!! #myfriend!!!!!!!!! #evilgang
-=[ i like a ll those things too !! :-)_☺]=-
-=[ ye s !!! is this you --?._☺]=-
hmm okay.. i will do my best.
i like that. i cann get what you wannt.
have food. do you nneed some?
-=[ cutee !! :-)_☺]=-
hi knnytte.
FUUUUCK YEEDSSSS
be safe.
ʚ•ɞ W•men appreciati•n p•st!! I l•ve u w•men <33 ʚ•ɞ
Apparently it's Bring Your Galarian Weezing To Work Day. I hate company holidays. #Fiduspawn #Mondays https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1759231d859f.jpg - MC Oleana
beetle friennd. i missed you
♯confidence is ♯silent & ♯insecurities are ♯loud ♯btw
♯myfavoritewoman is my ♯ancestor she would not have ♯forgotten about the ♯brutality she probably would have ♯madeiteveryonesproblem ♯immediatelyafter
beetle gang
♯kayveltoo
♯lettekrasdie ♯killtekras ♯destroyhim ♯reducehimtoafinemist
Lol https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/get%20shit%20on.png
It is important we take a moment to learn from this harrowing event. The life of every troll, regardless of caste, is important. Throughout my investigation of this event, I have been informed of many crimes against Rustbloods that have gone unpunished. That ends now. This is a matter of great importance to me, as it should be for you all as well. I am happy that Gloom is now safe, thanks to her friend Mr. John Egbert's intervention via retcon. Perhaps that is the real #FriendshipFriday. However, this is not over! We must continue to advocate against violence in all forms; I would like to shine a light on crimes that may have have been overlooked due to past negligence. Those of castes deemed "lower" by society, please feel free to reach out to me or a member of my team directly so we can assist you to the best of our ability. I acknowledge some of my fellow Alternians may feel Mr. Egbert overstepped, and this was business only to be handled by fellow Alternains. To those individuals, I ask you: What were our fellow Alternians doing while this crisis took place? Creating a call to action? Demanding something must be done? Mr. Egbert merely answered that call with haste, and for that I am grateful!
I will summon my Attorney General, the illustrious @gallowsCastigate to assist in remedying this situation with the perpetrator, who had been identified as one @contumaciousCadaver. The investigation is currently ongoing.
♯who are we ♯killing
Things I have learned from #fightnight 1. That jake is a pest and needs to have his knees removed and stabbed 2. Meemaw could probably kill everyone. 3. Trollbama really. Really. REALLY. wants Striders.
I believe it is time to introduce to you all my esteemed Cabinet. All these individuals were hand-selected, and have shown great dedication. If I am unavailable for any reason, feel free to reach out to the appropriate member of the Cabinet, as they will be more than happy to assist you. Meet my Cabinet, presented in no particular order; *•*VICE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: Miss Rose Belvedere Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist#7214 • Head of the Party of Earth C's Administrative Leadership: Rose Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist •Head of Archeology, Excavations, and Archival Endeavors: Miss Aradia Megido, @apocalypseApproaching •Chief Entity of Entomology: Knytte, @hallowedVessel •Attorney General: Miss Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare, @gallowsCastigate •Head of Homeland Security: Miss Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher •Secretary of Degeneracy: Miss Rankmaid, @archiveAddict •Head of Health & Safety: Mr. Hastur Sabbot, @alarmingApothecary •Secretary of Defense: Mr. Broseph "Bro" Strider, @broStrider
AH I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS AHHH
♯why
thats my friennd. my bug friennd. i should post more bugs for them.
I am sad to report that the #Bugposting has died down, although my Chief Entity of Entomology did get their position due to the creation of #BeetleWeek. Perhaps @hallowedVessel would be able to assist you in your #bugposting needs.
1 N33D 4N1M4L J4M S4PPH1R3S. 1 N33D TH3M NOW
Biden, please ensure all my constituents are tucked in and receive a kiss to the forehead if they so desire one. Send it.
3833 < Hey girl— I mean entity. >
Shit, beetleweek, I knew I was missing something. Nevermind, post canceled-
♯kill ♯everyone ♯now
I saw a beetle today ⟡ It reminded me of ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ someone special @blitzedCoquet #beetleweek #amilatetobeetleweek #yearning ( https://f2 ⚜toyhou ⚜se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118337735_DsnzIivvCf3Oh7yy ⚜png )
Oh god, there's outside outside.
Exercise? You Think I Could With Legs Like These? I Think You Meant Extra Fries. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
> https://i.postimg.cc/y8MDwyFj/Bez-nazvania687-20260413092156.png <
i HAD A DREAM THAT, i WAS GOING TO ADVENTURE SCHOOLFEEDING AND, i WAS A COOL ASSASSIN BUILD AND, hAD BEETLES THAT COULD FLY ME AROUND,
😯😯🪲
I'm what some might call , "really cool and great," but others might characterize as, "bastard". It's called #containingmultitudes
♯elaborate to ♯penny i do ♯dreamanalysis
Can we put some of it aside for #evilgang operations
What will you do with your winnings
the first EthicAl trIllionairE
♯dajerkpot
💤😔😔🧸🛏
im going to ♯succeed because ♯imcrazy ♯mycrazy
$lug $aturday. here'$ my fat a$ fu¢k dad that i love. moirail for $¢ale. http$://¢dn.img¢he$t.¢om/file$/b189ff52e7db.png
hi beetle.
♯tonedeaf response from you why dont you ♯kill them for ♯us
♯more ♯coldbloods should be ♯afraid of being seen in ♯public
big slug. https://files.catbox.moe/jhnn5rj.pnng
I am not attracted to that man, I just think he’s neat.
i dont ♯get ♯stalked
♯nothing ♯bad ever happens in the ♯woods when youre ♯alone & ♯byyourself
i think this is the first time ive been here in the wind down hours where people arent making posts with their bulges in their hands #nsfw
i'm glad you like it! :D
my friennd. my beetle oriennted friennd.
#chalktime @hallowedVessel https://i.imgur.com/4ned7q4.png
On it.
id kill someone
#chalktime @mapleHoof @equiusZahhak https://i.imgur.com/hP20xnW.png
♯beetleweek https://i.pinimg.com/736x/17/2b/6c/172b6c5f817d121c579887df1fdbca0e.jpg
i need to chill. comment on this post and i might doodle you in chalk. no promises.
君が願うことなら すべてが現実になるだろう 選ばれし者ならば #BEETLEWEEK #MORE_LYRICS_FOR_YOUR_FUCKING_UQUIZ
♯yourhole
if ♯he was a ♯scuttlebuggy ♯he could simply ♯scuttleundertheothervehicles
♯beetleweek https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/9b/db/889bdba08b2aedfb40e81105453ffe26.jpg
gotta #beetlepost so here this #beetle could be me if i were one https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/157744ad9e9e.jpeg
#beetleweek https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/beetle%20for%20obama.png
goodlight to you.
#thebeetlessendkissies
♯endure
#standstrong
get an IbuprofEn
no it ♯wont ♯mycurse
if you ♯pullup to my ♯hive im ♯entrapping you in a fucking ♯crystal ♯btw
when you get paid biwipely in whoville wipe one: roast beast wipe two: last can of who hash
aw yeesh i didnt even realize #she was on this site the whole time smile and wave boys
You know what? That’s fine. *____
tbf he seems pretty rexsxnxble xn here xt lexst lmxx
pretty.
thank you for the update. also yeah, this is pretty.
I did not tell you to do that. The fire department is volunteer-based and we currently only have one member. Perhaps consider signing up to join the fire department instead.
i ♯hate being ♯cold
lOokIng IntO this.
New idea I've been working on, 52 pickup 2. Initiate a game of 52 pickup, but after your victim is finished picking up the deck of cards, use a hidden bulb horn to scare them into dropping the deck, forcing them to pick it up a second time over.
♯IMINTHEFOG ♯FOGGINGIT
but wat¢h out (you have to imagine me nodding $agely rn)
I would like to say something controversial.
♯you ♯are ♯a ♯horse
the ♯worst part of it is that you ♯know ♯yet you ♯persist
you need to #drinkwater
♯consciousness is a ♯curse in ♯disguise
who gave grandma bohemian a pallmhusk shell get sucked into gacha!!! shes llike over 1000 years dead or something!
A Bro Strider just followed me and I had to resist the urge to giggle. It is most definitely my time to exit for tonight.
Due to my embarrassment, you may commit some felonies in my absence. I need to atone.
I think it’s a bit silly people don’t wish to block others because it’s ’rude’. Nobody has to do something wrong. Just block whoever you want if you don’t wish to see their posts. Feel free to block me all you wish. I do the same.
Aww shucks man, thank you
It would seem that many people find themselves intimidated when they hear my classpect. Knight of Doom. One who weaponizes and exploits rules. Bureaucracy. Inevitability. Death. While I would not consider myself someone prone to violence without warrant, it is indeed true that many of my title prove brutally efficient killers. Many prove terribly underwhelmed when they find themselves in front of someone so short and petite as myself. Even some that have lived hundreds or even thousands of years are so susceptible to judging a book by its cover. How pitiable. #echochamber
Congratulations. Welcome to the team.
My, what a prim and upstanding gentlebeast that is.
♯nuhuh
we should ♯blowup the ♯world
That is great to hear. I am honored to have made the list.
you're a real one for the beetlepo$ting. im only here for the beetle$
wor$t guy on the planet wa$ rai$ed by a beetle lu$u$ but ill never hold that again$t my friend$ the beetle$. the beetle$ did nothing wrong. i have love in my heart even for that guy'$ mom. it wa$ not her fault $he'$ literally ju$t a girl.
✿ heres y❦ur rem𖥧nder 𖧧❦ buy mulch, buy mulch. s𖧧❦cks are l𖥧m𖥧𖧧ed and mak𖥧ng y❦ur ❦wn 𖥧s hazard❦us. g❦❦d luck ✿
♯bumping ♯chitinousplates ♯together ♯manifesting ♯nsfw
I made a slight miscalculation https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/21589668cd3e.png
I Only Have So Many Beetles Left In Me Before I Run Out. #beetleweek
You are quite large for only 10 sweeps! Impressive truly
♯& ♯poison
this is the effect. of beetles onn a troll.
im ♯10ft tall actually
Knytte I would kill and die for you. But most importantly, I would live for you.
I know and have been doing this! I just like to complain!!! I'm #evil because there's a hole in my sock. I hope you understand!!!!!!
Anyone typing in fluorescent neon fuck your eyeballs and the horse they road in on colors, my optometrist would like a word.
🦎🌸🌺🌼🪻🌷🌹🌻🔜💐🤭🤭🤭
grlz rul3, boyz drool!! >8]
— I Confess, It Is Passing Strange To See So Many Tro\\s Without Masks. On My Home P\anet, It Is Customary To Shie\d Our Faces With Masks. I Do Not Ho\d Strong\y To The Imp\ied Taboo Of Baring One's Face, But To See It As The Standard Has Given Me A Start. ->
+} for anything in particular? {+ +} or just for the movement {+
And of course, “up” is basically the worst place for the jig to be.
♯see im not about to be ♯addedtonolist
She was DATA SCRAPING meanwhile Darlin is LOST IN THE WOODS And there might be a fish chasing her. #itscauseyoualwaysonthatdamnphone
🧃😋
— They Sound Simi\ar To A Kind Of Beast I Have Hunted On My Wor\d. It Seems \ike\y That Whatever Aff\iction Creates Them Is Common To Tro\\kind, For My P\anet Has \ived For Sweeps In Iso\ation From The Broader Empire, Yet These Oi\b\ooded Corpses Are A\\ Too Common A Sight. ->
Shadow droppers are the undead 8rood that walk during the day, and while they are largely considered to either 8e superstition or merely a hoax, they're all too real. They are not usually seen near ur8an areas due to the population density and drone patrols making it difficult to effectively hunt, 8ut out near rural areas(especially land where the sun 8urns hottest) they are often seen roaming in packs. It is unknown whether or not shadow droppers are directly related to rain8ow drinkers, 8ut they are 8oth prominent fixtures of storytelling in 8oth 8eforan and Alternian media. The main difference lies in the fact that rain8ow drinkers retain their sapience and have a much more unique requirement for transformation. Rain8ow drinkers are exclusive to the jade8lood caste, and it's unknown whether this transformation is a defense mechanism to ena8le them to continue protecting the Mothergru8 or if it is merely a rare genetic quirk of their physiology. As opposed to that, there hasn't 8een recorded data of shadow droppers retaining any sem8lance of the trolls they were in life, though rumors a8ound a8out them feasting on the thinksponges of trolls in order to regain some sem8lance of the self that they had lost. They are also not exclusive to any caste, 8ut an interesting phenomenon occurs after a corpse 8ecomes a shadow dropper, wherein the 8lood heavily congeals and darkens until it is completely 8lack!
this ♯soothes me
g0nna dig a h0le f0r fun.
fun fact couples who feel the need to share everything about their relationship on social media tend to be unsatisfied with their relationships and are actually just masking their insecurities just thought that was a cool fact to share
>+. GETTING DIRT AND SAP ON MY MUTUALS .+<
Hey, if anyone is looking for some good troll words to use, here’s a spreadsheet I made with over 500 of them: https://visionaryparacosmos.neocities.org/writing/lexicon/
♯sitting in ♯thewoods eating a ♯big ♯piece of ♯bread rn ♯dashwatching
HELP. I'M ROTTING IN MY PRISON CELL. ALL ALONE. NOTHING AND NO ONE TO DO. NO #DRUGS. THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE ME SLIME IN THIS SHITHOLE. IF ONLY MY STEADFAST AND LOYAL PLUG. WAS CAPABLE OF TEXTING BACK. HE WOULD BE REWARDED HANDSOMELY IN TIME. WITH A SWIFT AND PAINLESS DOUBLE DEATH. @TACITURNTERROR @TACITURNTERROR @TACITURNTERROR
Girl, run. Why are you liveblogging
youre speakin my language
bitches love mmmmy slimmmme trail
♯yes
all that you are is meat
i ♯dare you to eat ♯onemillionnails
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I COULD ALSO EAT AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF JELLY AND NEVER GET A MUTHAHAFUCKING STOMACHAHACHE. I'M IMMUNE TO JELLY.
♯herjelly
& ♯saying ♯offwiththeirheads yeah ♯iwish
i bet it feels so satisfying to be a feudal lord pointing at some motherfucker you dont like and saying guards seize him
— The Tro\\s Of My Home Wor\d Have No Idea The Wider A\ternian Empire Even Exists. The Pa\e King's \ies Enshroud The Very P\anet Itse\f. ->
3833 < I took a nice bath! > 3833 < Immediately watched my largest grub thunder through the living room with a whole bell pepper afterwards. >
finally some good fucking content , , , #beetleweek https://i.imgur.com/0sU9L4C.jpeg
In light of recent events, I will not be commenting on recent events. There's too many events. My interest has dried up.
#evilgang #beetleweek https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/bullshit%20for%20chittr/evilgang.png
arise chittr! so much new slime! my dream came true 0v0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #sliming, archive rating: T)
wWw man i'm juzzt trying to get zztaff to help me httpzz://zzquidgeimagezz.zz3.uzz-wezzt-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/08/1000085444.jpg wWw
i cannt wait. to be a useless piece of shit all day. annd collect all these beetles.
D --> I still think we should be able to hate react people we blocked
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! CALENDARS CAN BE A HANDY THING FOR TELLING THE DATE LIKE LETS SAY YOU ACCIDENTALLY TICK OFF THE WRONG GUY IN YOUR GANG AND HE POPS YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! LOOK AT A CALENDAR TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT DAY NEXT WEEK YOUVE BEEN POPPED INTO! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER VERY RELEVANT #DRIPTIP THANK YOU!
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/media-library/sites/news/2020/jan/beetle-article.jpg #beetleposting #beetleweek
// wanted to make a quick doodle of him https://64.media.tumblr.com/a549df1826e5cdf6ff873cb9177398ee/6d9ffb1f23ad7d4a-c6/s400x600/b1413b4f485278e74fa66f8ca0238e41fec0fb0c.png creachur
#curseofonnethousanndmolecules
((wish there was a less extreme option for blocking someone OOC where they can still interact with my posts but I don't see their posts on the front page. Like a full block seems harsh but I also don't like being tempted with the "click to reveal" button on posts because I will click that button even if I KNOW the post is just not for me. Not gonna bother the devs with this idea but if any of them see this naturally and like the idea enough to impliment it I will be pleasantly surprised)) #rambling
#Yoчrmolecчle
♯yourmolecule
its good to have thinngs. i thinnks its good to have beetles too. could always use more beetles.
communnal blannket pile. innvite the beetles to lay with you. annd share the soup with beetles. i donnt thinnk it could get. anny better.
That look2 fiiiiir3
Sipp.
i laid inn a gardenn for ann hour or two. the flowers were very pretty annd they smelled good. i also made a friennd too. i thinnk.
thankyou soup poster! this vwill go in my scrapbook of good memories from today
Shh... In spirit, we share this soup. That's all that matters.
What flavour.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1491310958537347075/1491331331454533752/snurl.jpg?ex=69d74e09&is=69d5fc89&hm=1c791d855d8a8fa48044934e67fb5c024bbe467c16a0bd5f72f7b2bdcfe4b681& look at this slimy yet glorious lets all be kind to him today #nice #happy #picnic
♯FREAKALERT
♯NSFW ♯!!!!!!!
♯JACKING ♯YOURSHIT SOMETHING ♯ABSURD WOULD ♯FIX YOU IM ♯TELLING YOU
i keep on seeing people talk about how horny they are and it's driving me insane!!!! shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rest easy, beetle they.
that's a g00d h0le.
I AM SURPRISED BY JUST HOW MANY ADORABLE ANIMALS HAVE RECENTLY MADE ACCOUNTS! I HAD NO IDEA THAT CRITTERS SHOULD HAVE PROFILES ON CHITTR. PERHAPS I SHOULD GET A PET OF MY OWN AND TEACH THEM HOW TO SPEAK AND WRITE SO THEY MAY ALSO ENJOY IN THE COMMUNITY BUILDING POWER OF CHITTS! SEND POST.
at least damara is coming over to clean my hive...
They could never make me hate you Maplehoof.
so ♯what if the ♯hoofbeast wants to use the ♯internet dont act like its the ♯first ♯horse thats ever ♯beenonline in the ♯firstplace ♯cmon ♯lol
favourite pass time is gifting clint stardew garbage especially from his own garbage can
I don't usually hate anyone but some of y'all arre gettin' frrustrrating.
your ♯nightly ♯server ♯cursing https://i.imgur.com/fRHgVXv.png
♡♡|I LOVE YOU!|♡♡
my pan is bein pulled in two pieces. could neva hate troll bruno mars. but im hatin everyfin else aboat #eridanweek so hard... where i gotta draw the line?? cant be givin special privilege. if i hate on troll bruno i start hatin on troll gaga. who tha fuck am i when im hatin on troll gaga??
#Recovering and feels like I missed a whole thang, damn, daleee
keep #beetleweek goinng. donnt let it ennd. https://files.catbox.moe/ftjkxw.pnng
more Xx reduviidae xX #beetleweek https://www.brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_assinsinbugs/images/DSCN9847.jpg https://hort.extension.wisc.edu/files/2015/12/Reduviidnymph-CostaRica07.jpg
hTTPS://T4.FTCDN.NET/JPG/11/40/40/27/360_F_1140402715_Q2C1O3U0FV3VE39KTWW2LYYGFAIO47MZW.JPG #BEETLEWEEK #CUTEBEETLE,, #BEETLETIME, #BEETLEPOSTING
In honor of #Beet/eWeek, I have been advised to find the best beet/e I can. So, I am posting a kabutomushi, the he/met beet/e of East A/ternia. If you have a gamb/ing prob/em, you may recognize it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_rhinoceros_beet/e#/media/Fi/e%3AKabutomushi-JapaneseBeet/e-Ju/y2004.jpg
April the 7th 1941, “A black beetle for #beetleweek” -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
April the 7th 1941, “ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b0e5031424e.jpeg “ -Signed Spades S. Esquire.
:33 < #b33tlew33k is the best one!
It is important to #beetlepost in these trying times to commemorate #beetleweek.
Nah it happ3n3d and w3 n33d to r3cogniz3 that 2o w3 can mak3 2ur3 it n3v3r happ3n2 again
Found THIS fine specimen out by my beehives. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d0cc567e30c.jpeg
♯beetleweek https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3a/a8/91/3aa891bf7cbc68199467676d28dd0acc.jpg
Of course. I am a fan of this #beetleweek. I enjoy looking at those fellows.
going to the.library and getting eveyr penny awful i can get myhands on
× This Beetle Is My Favvorite https://wvwvwv.insectwveek.org/wvp-content/uploads/archivve_5/beetle_mezium_gibbum_rskey.jpg #beetlewveek ×
Let's say )(ello to t)(e beetle of t)(e sea! T)(e giant isopod! T)(ey're like pill bugs, but bigger and cuter. 38) )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/li2zd5.png Look at t)(is innocent little guy. #beetleposting
\ f0r #beetleweek 1 wanna share the mealybug destr0yer! such a badass name f0r just a l1ttle guy / \ https://bantam.earth/wp-c0ntent/upl0ads/2023/06/Plant-thumbna1l-2023-06-07T201502.363-600x444.jpg /
I wanted to post somewthing furrr #beetleweek #beetlepawsting so I looked up beetle cats to be funny and, what the hell this is neither of those things. wha t the fuck https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Beetlcat.jpg mew~ 💖✨
I love a good green june beetle. #Beetleposting. https://i.ibb.co/Tx2h3nvd/image-2026-04-07-193853915.png
I have done more research into beetles, and I have discovered the lovely tortoise beetle. What an interest beetle to bring to your attention during #beetleweek. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/beedle.png
One More Beetle For President Trollbama https://i.imgur.com/6uaf2h4.jpeg
obama i love you please notice me look at this red and black beetle i found it online https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/fg.jpg?v=1775605353915 #beetleposting #pleasetrollbama
Lovely!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6f4fed9e18aa.jpg #beetleweek #beetleposting #ofcmrpresident
:33 < say, i have an excellent qualkitty of life feature for this social media app!! :33 < okay creator of chittr, please get out your writing utensil and scribbling pad :33 < cuz this is something that is of the upmost importance! :33 < i believe there should be a ‘prod’ feature!! :33 < what does this mean, my followers? it means you can poke and prod and boop your friends :33 < and you can prod back! :33 < and well :33 < thats all there is to it :33 < i just wanna give all of my followers a friendly prod is that too much to ask?? :33 < poke poke poke X33 https://media1.tenor.com/m/SDaucoBbNx0AAAAC/cat-kitten.gif
I would like to request the #beetleposting once more in celebration of #beetleweek. That was rather nice.
#beetleweek #beetleposting https://lawrencehallofscience.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Stag-Beetle-scaled.jpg
((Shout out to my fellow RPers who have to describe the pictures and videos their characters post because they don’t have the art skills to draw/animate them. I stand in solidarity with you all
#beetleweek hope the embed works. hopefully. https://files.catbox.moe/ycsuqa.pnng
#1MTH3F4TB1TCH3S
Give me one margarita I'mma ask for another, and then another, and more...! :) #Substance #It'sFiveO'clockSomewhere
Yes chief
i need 2 stop makgin jokes abt feminism 2 men
It's almost never a good idea.
Yeah this may be the only option
would you ♯givemeacigarette
Th' prrimal urrge to go dig a hole
The Beetle Being
Th' beetle them..
forgive me for my misgendering crimes beetle they
|| & fellas is this what they mean when they say ddiggggy ddiggggy hole?
I can do about 6 situps #youareimpressed
hell yeah your rocks #yourrocks
Y-ES!!!! LOUD AND CL-EAR!!
i LOOK AMAZING IN, tHIS DRESS! @CORALcONVIVIALITY aND, tHANK YOU, @GRIMaUXILIATRIX FOR, tHE ALTERATIONS, mADE FOR ME, eHEHE,,, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B5A0F0ECFD34.PNG ((aRT CREDIT TO SALIHOMBOX))
If my broodmate Caelum had a chittr he'd just post thirst tap gym pics all the time. Instead you get me. Good ole Casper. You're welcome.
i ♯cast ♯pennyistheonlyonethatisextendinghiscorrputedh&
exceptional
♯DELIGHTFUL
♯tasseomancy has me ♯fuckedup but im ♯interested for the ♯publicsperception i see a ♯rose which is ♯kindofawesome for me https://i.imgur.com/zIrLKwC.jpeg
you were ♯hatched to ♯makemynumbergoup & i was ♯hatched to ♯damn you all to an ♯eternalabyss
FINISHED MY TWO CAKES, FEELING QUITE PROUD OF THE RESULTS. STRAWBERRIES AND CHOCOLATE SYRUP TO MAKE THEM FEEL MORE FANCY. [|:^) HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/KJQGU31.PNG #PROUD #BAKING
Rare OOC post to show Aleata's kin onion, since there's really no way to rationalize her posting it in-character. She's very normal. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29b658d80965.png
we gOttA do sOmethIng AboUt this.
shit man that’s about as vague as 7ou (an get. good job
♯message the ♯anonymousone @/dynamicFlowfields
sburb would have been so easy if we had pokemon
♯beetleweek https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/14/9e/b1/149eb1614786635637dcd3d5b2800463.jpg
Chittr user @hallowedVessel is the only one using chittr right, btw.
horrific. the beast cann evenn channge forms.
Should never have did what it did.
i foresaw this btw
Seadwellers aren't real they can't hurt yΩu
they ♯move like ♯geese
3833 < I have been bitten six times because the grub keeps missing the Tasty Tube. > 3833 < My heart and soul, AIM FOR THE TUBE!!! >
its ♯always the ♯fucking ♯laundry
no highbloods are real no lowbloods are real no midbloods are real no trolls are real hope this helps
If highbloods were real (barring the few that ARE real whether because they're cool or I'm scared or I misgendered them once etc etc) then I wouldn't be making posts about them not being real, now would I be?
3833 < We got Tasty Tubes, which are basically Churus for grubs, and they are going INSANE for sweet potato tube goo. >
♯zapsyoutodeath
maybe i should try digging a den.
im ♯evil
-^Yo∇ all are way too open abo∇t yo∇r sex∇al endeavors.^-
burger wit no honey mustardddddd
another xXx wonderful xX specimen
-------------------------- eVery day is beeteltastic.
A Popeyes biscuit achieves the same thing, I think.
saw a bread on the timeline that looked good has me craving conchas too now ngl https://redstaryeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/conchas-72dpi-8x10-1.jpg
What about melonpan Tuesday? Lets hear it for melonpan Tuesday. https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/bullshit%20for%20chittr/melon%20pan.jpg
I hope you have the best rest ever beetle man.
gOnnA be bUmpIn this all wEEk. hell yEAh.
war forever and stealing all the treasures and torment you
this xX one xX is xX so xXx magnificent
DO YOU 3V3R JUST W4NT TO M4UL SOM3ON3 >:? #V1OL3NT #R3L4T4BL3 #SOTRU3
D --> I will
// oh my god. the coolest. love this thing
this guy is bAdAss. hOpE its not fAilIng to cOntaIn AnythIng
(\_/) my favorite, greater chestnut weevil go #bug #insect https://i.gyazo.com/a352c8bcd0090e6bdb899fdf9153ca16.png (\_/)
D --> I am awake again
it will make you ♯explode
thats so beetle, dude. thats rocks.
♯hhehe
Highbloods Posting About Killing Lowbloods Hoping To Get Me To Act Out On Chittr Jokes On You I Wish Tf You Would
Something Is Amiss With Palmhusk
she said Yes! ;) she;s rчnnin me over with her scчttlebike #violence
When you see my shitty icon does it fill you with joy? Lets do another round of amazing compliments for our good friend Casper (me).
♯thrifting
i love #beetleweek even though i’m not really participating. much better than last week. i love seeing all the bugs, good job everyone!
⚔️If you bring a beetle to His Majesty's restaurant we will give you um. discount #beetleweek⚔️
Beetle - Week > I - like - these - ones - They- light - up > https://hort.extension.wisc.edu/files/2015/12/beetles-lampyrid.jpg #beetleweek
The best part of crab cakes is absolutely pulverizing the crab meat with your bare hands #vagueposting
Sooooo... sin(e it's #BeetleWeek I thought I'/) a/)/) this (ute little guy! https://64.me/)ia.tumblrr.(om/e131e(0(00a9f178b45b1628(b(f161b/bb61f20bebb0b5e0-55/s1280x1920/17215(145317(bf44293(b/)78(f1764(9/)477(b4.png
yAY!
Sadly I Dont Have Any Beetles. But I Got Moth. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0ad5f29d3f10.png
#beetleweek was too powerful it broke the servers, I count that as an unequivocal success
beetleposting was too powerful, crashed chittr lolol
no mercy
Who up chittin they r?
busting out the ukulele for this one hey guys this is hard for me to say a few posts ago i erroneously yapped about roaches during beetle week ive since then been educated and informed that those two are different orders even if they look the fucking same which is offensive and churlish of me im listening and learning to bug voices and apologize for my egregious error and im working on improving myself btw this post was sponsored by raid shadow legends
Can we do snakes next week?
.beetle beam
I love that mistakes on Chittr are kinda permanent. Yeah you think about what you've done, loser.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbbc89f967ccc19d2603a0cedde44ac5/a3aad138c98bf2bb-d9/s1280x1920/bdc13e3329657f9dc64b25ed5afbb58167e8af50.png @hallowedVessel you
♯beetleweek https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d8/a3/a1/d8a3a18f2504f8786dd3205e3dc6f31d.jpg
This is what it feels like to post with so many Dave Strider variants following me. They are my scarabs.
♯no they belong to ♯differentscientificorders ♯HOWEVER they are ♯both ♯arthropods
I fucking guess????
anyone know what kind of beetle thiss is?? i found it while furaging!! >XO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1889eb8b993.png #beetleweek
I ENJOY THE BEETLES. THEY ARE GOOD CREATuRES. EVEN IF I THINK. THEY ARE EXTINCT ON MY PLANET.
#BEETLEWEEK, you say? ... I found THIS thing on my PILLOW one night. Anyone know WHAT it IS? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/88eaffee2177.png
okay this is actually a really nice change of pace i am very pleasantly surprised
Green. https://i.imgur.com/8gekt7z.jpeg
♯meaf ♯beetleweek although i believe ♯thisisaroach https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/40/e2/a7/40e2a7608ba011b561caefdb6c4f2040.jpg
➳ what !!! i want to #beetleweek !!! 🐞💓 https://i.pini𝓶g.co𝓶/736x/04/f2/38/04f2385a27741544684af603339e62bb.jpg
To honor my dear constituent, I am posting this image in his stead. The giraffe-necked weevil. #Beetleposting #Beetleweek https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/giraffeweevil.png
#beetleweek cool beetle fight https://ak2.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/11761472/thumb/1.jpg?i10c=img.resize(height:160)
Holy shit that's so cool, thank you for sharing
Someone please post weevils in my stead.
Go my acorn weevil https://sidewalknature.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/article-2401799-1b741c68000005dc-365_964x689.jpg
)(ttps://i.etsystatic.com/12427486/r/il/cd1666/6561208788/il_570xN.6561208788_1zt6.jpg #beetleposting
some xX love xXx for xX the xX lovely xX and xX invasive Xx asian xX lady xXx beetle xX is xX due xXx for xXx #beetleweek https://natchitochesparishjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/asian-lady-beetle-2016.jpg
I tried to rechitt as many beetle posts as I could, you guys are fucking cool maybe as cool as beetles #beetleweek
These beetles are g°o.o°d I w.o°uld say bugs in general are .o°ne .o°f the better things there are behind s.o°da .o°f c.o°urse
back from my walk and oh! bugs! bugs are cool bugs are a great actually chill for once thing to talk about
that being said #beetleposting https://b7gl.osu.edu/sites/default/files/st7les/720/publi(/field/image/1%20Dogbane%20Beetle%202017%201.JPG?itok=kBSASeiH
i can ♯vaguepost & ♯beetleweek at the ♯sametime https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/75/79/8b/75798ba52ec1aa3169bfc94545149cb8.jpg
This is lovely, wonderful colors too
my xXx contribution xXx to xX #beetleweek https://a-z-animals.com/media/2022/03/assassin-bug-1-1024x614.jpg
In my opinion, every day is #beetleposting day. If you stretch the definition of beetle. Please laugh.
Everyone disregard my last post, I made an error. Behold my favorite beetle, the scarab, to celebrate #BeetleWeek. I have been enjoying your #BeetlePosting! https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/go%20my%20scarab.png
♯beetleweek
(( THIS IS AWESOME FOR MY AUTISM ))
(( being autistic w: a special interest in bugs is so beautiful rn. love beetles. love them. theres one called the false clown beetle.
I'm B@$ic, But I Ju$t Re@77y 7ove Hercu7e$ Beet7e$. $tunning Thing$. #beet7eweek http$://cdn.mo$.cm$.futurecdn.net/mcj8ngzczgungefhmqdc7k-1600-80.jpg
my ♯lusii is ♯composedcompletely of ♯variousarthropods so ♯beetles are a ♯smallfraction of its ♯magnitude ♯theywillposeforme https://i.imgur.com/M7JwHzg.jpeg
and heres my favorite #beetle to eat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc6229f1c8a5.png
Thank you to all participants of Beetle week... its a... little know special interest of mine Something I used to do with my brother long time ago
Once the online number gets too close to 200, things get crazy #nsfw in here. We should have a scientist look into that.
Manifest that shit!!!
"= okay this is. yeah sure. agree. better than what we have now #beetleweek. ="
1 LOV3 #B33TL3W33K <3
♯beetleweek is so ♯endearing to me & ♯excuses me to think of ♯mycourtier ♯💭
OH GORG3OUS
♯DELIGHTFUL
Damn. That is a really nice beetle.
Yes! More!!!
This never happened in my Troll Christian Minecraft server.
THAT IS A GOOD QuESTION!!! IN FACT. IT IS SO GOOD. I THINK I WILL ANSWER IT. SHOOTING. NOTHING GETS ME FEELING MORE MASSIVELY EMPOWERED. AND uTTERLY uNAPOLOGETICALLY BADASS. THAN BEING ABLE TO SLING SHEER. SuPERHEATED. LEAD. PRIED FREE. BY SHEER BALLISTIC FORCE. FROM SHELL CASINGS. AND FLuNG AT SKuLL COLLAPSING SPEED. MANY TIMES OVER THE COuRSE. OF JuST A FEW SECONDS. SOME SAY. IT IS THE MOST PAINFuL WAY TO DIE. IN FACT. IT IS. I HAVE CHECKED. I HAVE FROZEN PEOPLE IN THEIR LAST MOMENTS. AND HAD THEM RATE THEIR PAIN. AS A KIND OF. FEEDBACK PROGRAM. I HAVE NEVER RECEIVED LESS THAN A TEN. FOR BuLLET FORCE TRAuMA. I WOuLD KILL YOu BY SHOOTING. ALSO. AS A REWARD. FOR BEING SuCH A SMART QuESTIONER. AND I WILL HAVE A QuESTION FOR YOu. AFTERWARDS. https://i.imgur.com/SiMBx7L.gif
Welcome. How was your rest
♯everyone is ♯doomed&haunted by the ♯narrative anyone that tells you ♯otherwise is ♯lying
♯transformed by ♯hatred the ♯anger is ♯polished like a ♯knife & ive learned that ♯mercy is ♯toofdifficulttounderst&
♯mapledonut
♯theywont ♯mywards
Like this post to encourage crime. Hate this post to encourage crime. Pity this post to encourage crime. Mediate this post to encourage a lightly toasted cheese sandwich and a cup of tea.
♯bars
>([i wined and dined wit kings an queens and i slept in an alley eatin pork n beans]
♯killhim
♯yourhole ♯burrowpilled ♯dirtpilled ♯burrowed ♯yourburrow
#goldenstagbeetleweek , everyone shut the fuck up.
♯theyrewatchingyou
♯why do you ♯have so ♯many
are you at least ♯eating them
I'VE STARTED TO SMASH MORE OF THESE MELONS MANUALLY BECAUSE I HAVE LITTERALLY NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
Oh this rules. Thank you
@hallowedVessel what's your favourite beetle? Like. Type of beetle and also if it has a name?
Nightly engagement bait: touch this post for a question, ask me a question for an answer, do nothing for nothing.
⚘'m so glad th⚘s week ⚘s over
me tOO man. talk AboUt a snOozefEst.
I think "hate" is a strong word. Because why would anyone even hate me? I'm straight up just a dude.
♯WEREGOINGTOKILLYOU
WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOu.
♯amazing
YES YES YES FUCKING FINALLY YES
#go1ngtothefuckedupforest
I have unfortunately found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile.
dissolving a white boy in the acid tonight
/======================================\ || #Weregoingtokillyou || || || \======================================/
♯WEREGOINGTOKILLYOU
you know i ♯missed most of it but i saw ♯blood & thats all that matters to me
yes! YES!!!!
ok wwell time to die for my sins or wwhatevver the fuck https://files.catbox.moe/ynuq4u.jpg #eridanwweek #gettingnailed #gore
No, no. You go back to the swarm.
♯decapitate
🐥☕️🫖☕️🐇 They are having a tea party.
Alright heres the ingredient list: 12 eggs 33 tons of vanilla extract another 33 tons of vanilla extract 52 more eggs MORE vanilla extract EVEN MORE vanilla extract two tilapia sugar sugar again one flour cinnamon 33 rusty nails 60 more eggs a single cockroach knives, broken dreams, and a penny mealworms ripe fruit guys we are fucking COOKING #vanillasweep #moreismore #ThisIsACakeForTheAges
just ♯killsomeone
Had a lovely brunch! Pretty day even in midnight city and their were bottomless mismoas oh msimoas mismosa mimmosas drinks! Autocorrect is doing a lot of work here but it doesn't know what I'm trying to say my sodas, no. It's orange juice and sparkling wine #stub stance #substantial #substance
He was a rolypoly all along....
You know, in all this Christian hu88u8 nonsense, I almost forgot to talk a8out something I find even more interesting. The spring equinox! Earth only has one spring during their planetary rotation, and the day that the day and night cycle are perfectly 8alanced is considered to 8e of great sym8olic significance. (Similar to dates where the dim/dark seasons are symmetrical.) One particular holiday of note is related to the Neopagan cele8ration called Ostara, a spring festival in honor of the goddess Ēostre. I'm sure you see the linguistic parallels here. It is a holiday in which one can make various good luck charms that can hopefully grant them fortune from the goddess, as well as give tri8ute to the 8ounty of springtime. Naturally, there is extensive academic de8ate on the validity of this goddess' existence, 8ut there is no arguing that o8servation of the spring equinox is recognized around the world!
((Hollow Knight troll! Based. I'm currently nearly at the end of Silksong so for a second there I thought I was imagining the Hollow Knight-esque horns))
many ♯treasures to be found on the side of the ♯road tonight
(( im biased to bug ocs can you tell yet ))
// I am endeared to your freaky bug troll and I love them forever.
// theyre so cool
You are simply the smartest person here.
actually i can get behind this
>+. I'VE DECIDED SEX ISN'T REAL YOU GUYS MADE IT CRINGE .+< #nsfw
can someone ♯dm me when they ♯start ♯crucifying people so i can watch
♯ANOTHERBANGER
And my fave type oof these #nsfw chitts is thoose 5'2 rusties with like 3 foolloowers saying shit like «heh. just fucked the sooul oout oof this bitch. ooh they all loove too ride my gigantic bulge» like yoou just knoow that never happened and they spent the last 30 minutes gooing back and foorth in their roooom thinking what they coould poossibly coome up with too get their deserved 1 like 2 pity reacts
i still want to see someone get ♯crucified
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I'm 2o horny right now holy 2hit thi2 i2 2o horny cod3d #n2fw?
→WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SA♈︎ WHEN I F♈︎ND A POST FUNN♈︎?
hot
the ♯journalfactory ♯exploded
if you give me a ♯peppermint im going to ♯fatallystrangle you ♯deathmention ♯violence
this is why i ♯fuckwithyou ♯knytte you always ♯keepitreal
if ♯anyone is currently ♯hearing the ♯tollingofthebell please ♯letmeknow
#mytype #bugs #vaguepost
burrow. cave. ???maybe bird beetle not so different???
i didnt even ♯curse ♯eridanweek tonight yall got your own shit goin on i think
hell yEAh lOvE fog
dUdE i gEnuinEly cant fUckIn wAIt for bEetlE wEEk when is it
^like about the waking up as a huge bug thing or what>
-------------------------- beetel has acqUired something perhaps more ValUable than eVen a stack of coinage.
something ♯demented ♯dwells within ♯you
fuck yes
if ♯i had a ♯6'7" ♯purpleblood ♯stomp through my ♯hive well ♯goodluck finding my ass
♯killhim
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/0b287fef4053.png ✿ ✿ las𖧧 #m❦ck𖥧mage f❦r #m❦ck𖥧ngseve / #apr𖥧lf❦❦ls. all ❦f 𖧧hem are 𖧧agged acc❦rd𖥧ngly, f❦r #nsfw ✿ ✿ y❦u kn❦w, 'n❦𖧧 safe f❦r w❦❦d'? hm hm hm ✿
♯hexxingchittr is good for it & ♯iwillnotbestopping
♯aprilfools im s till ♯evilaf ♯DIE ♯DIE ♯DIE ♯DIE
i dont think im ♯evil anymore
To rectify missing a Trans Day of Visibility sale, the mall is now offering FREE HRT medication for a limited time. Show this chitt to the Glaire's employee to redeem your #COUPON. All redemptions come with a complimentary soft pretzel from Lusii Anne's.
Your hole. #yourhole
♯yourhole
#yourhole
ur hole is beautious
♯mygreed
♯astralprojecting off ♯3mapledonuts im so ♯evil
-------------------------- beetel sees it noW.
do you guys think i can ♯pull by being ♯weird & ♯offputting
>([im evolvin at a rate a one cell per second]
lets give turbo incel misogynist a whole week right guys #patriarchy
:33< go to hell then
I think dedicating a week to an animal has more of an innate appeal, personally. There are so many underappreciated animals, and they have no voices to make known what there is to enjoy about them.
✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ b୧୧⊹l୧ᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎ h☀︎w maj୧s⊹i☾ :D ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
♯hashtagtheirscarab
this one i will ♯attend
sOUnds mEtAl as fuck. im in
♯ohgod
i am ♯sensing an ♯omen ♯myomen ♯lol
ah okay this might be the ♯hex actually ♯eridanweek
trying to curate a fantroll-centric feed, react to this w/ fantrolls pleaseeee
thank yØu. i shall appreciate the stag beetle and the humble false clØwn.
♯finally
In a legally nonbinding way, sure!
can we appreciate Øther beetles as well.
this is the c/)ntent i g/)t chittr 4
Stag Beetle Week next week.
i think the stAg beetle is fAr more deserving of A week thAn whoever this eridAn is
♯disintegrating someone ♯via ♯energyblast is fun & all but its always a ♯painintheass to ♯sweep it up after
Hm. Perhaps I lied. Is it not within one's right to be a little tacky as a lesbian during yuri hour? I need more pictures of myself that I don't dislike, but for now, you're getting this one again. This dress was far too back-breaking not to flaunt at least a little. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
Listen While We Talk About Yuri I Think It's Also Important To Talk About Being A Fucking Hater #pitch #kismesis #yuri #doanyprettygirlswanttofightme
My first act as Secretary of Degeneracy as designated by President @barackObama is giving you this #yuripost #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7341/sample_4041d9814a85ae59131b87cc0bb996f6.jpg?8381108
i ♯know when ♯thefog will ♯arrive
♯evil ♯skeleton ♯death ♯blast
>([t#ey needed a stealt# soldier so i put my #ands on t#e #ot plate at t#e #ibac#i grill and burnt my fuckin fingerprints off t#ey WILL NOT find me]
-------------------------- hrm. yes.
♯myea
d dragontail butterfly :) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/ea/e3/f4/eae3f421dd37718dd021917f0a026c47.jpg
Jus^ go^ call3d a 'h3y mamas l3sbian'? Is ^his good or bad?? #Nsfw
♯finally ♯someone who knows ♯whats ♯up
wwwwrite, nap, wwwwrite, read, wwwwrite, nap, pick up dinner, put mmmmy frond into sticky hole, nap, wwwwrite, read,