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🐥☕️🫖☕️🐇 They are having a tea party.
Alright heres the ingredient list: 12 eggs 33 tons of vanilla extract another 33 tons of vanilla extract 52 more eggs MORE vanilla extract EVEN MORE vanilla extract two tilapia sugar sugar again one flour cinnamon 33 rusty nails 60 more eggs a single cockroach knives, broken dreams, and a penny mealworms ripe fruit guys we are fucking COOKING #vanillasweep #moreismore #ThisIsACakeForTheAges
Had a lovely brunch! Pretty day even in midnight city and their were bottomless mismoas oh msimoas mismosa mimmosas drinks! Autocorrect is doing a lot of work here but it doesn't know what I'm trying to say my sodas, no. It's orange juice and sparkling wine #stub stance #substantial #substance
You know, in all this Christian hu88u8 nonsense, I almost forgot to talk a8out something I find even more interesting. The spring equinox! Earth only has one spring during their planetary rotation, and the day that the day and night cycle are perfectly 8alanced is considered to 8e of great sym8olic significance. (Similar to dates where the dim/dark seasons are symmetrical.) One particular holiday of note is related to the Neopagan cele8ration called Ostara, a spring festival in honor of the goddess Ēostre. I'm sure you see the linguistic parallels here. It is a holiday in which one can make various good luck charms that can hopefully grant them fortune from the goddess, as well as give tri8ute to the 8ounty of springtime. Naturally, there is extensive academic de8ate on the validity of this goddess' existence, 8ut there is no arguing that o8servation of the spring equinox is recognized around the world!
((Hollow Knight troll! Based. I'm currently nearly at the end of Silksong so for a second there I thought I was imagining the Hollow Knight-esque horns))
// I am endeared to your freaky bug troll and I love them forever.
You are simply the smartest person here.
>+. I'VE DECIDED SEX ISN'T REAL YOU GUYS MADE IT CRINGE .+< #nsfw

And my fave type oof these #nsfw chitts is thoose 5'2 rusties with like 3 foolloowers saying shit like «heh. just fucked the sooul oout oof this bitch. ooh they all loove too ride my gigantic bulge» like yoou just knoow that never happened and they spent the last 30 minutes gooing back and foorth in their roooom thinking what they coould poossibly coome up with too get their deserved 1 like 2 pity reacts
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I'm 2o horny right now holy 2hit thi2 i2 2o horny cod3d #n2fw?
→WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SA♈︎ WHEN I F♈︎ND A POST FUNN♈︎?
burrow. cave. ???maybe bird beetle not so different???
^like about the waking up as a huge bug thing or what>
-------------------------- beetel has acqUired something perhaps more ValUable than eVen a stack of coinage.

✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/0b287fef4053.png ✿ ✿ las𖧧 #m❦ck𖥧mage f❦r #m❦ck𖥧ngseve / #apr𖥧lf❦❦ls. all ❦f 𖧧hem are 𖧧agged acc❦rd𖥧ngly, f❦r #nsfw ✿ ✿ y❦u kn❦w, 'n❦𖧧 safe f❦r w❦❦d'? hm hm hm ✿
To rectify missing a Trans Day of Visibility sale, the mall is now offering FREE HRT medication for a limited time. Show this chitt to the Glaire's employee to redeem your #COUPON. All redemptions come with a complimentary soft pretzel from Lusii Anne's.

ur hole is beautious
-------------------------- beetel sees it noW.
>([im evolvin at a rate a one cell per second]
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lets give turbo incel misogynist a whole week right guys #patriarchy
:33< go to hell then
I think dedicating a week to an animal has more of an innate appeal, personally. There are so many underappreciated animals, and they have no voices to make known what there is to enjoy about them.
✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ b୧୧⊹l୧ᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎᵎ h☀︎w maj୧s⊹i☾ :D ⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩
trying to curate a fantroll-centric feed, react to this w/ fantrolls pleaseeee
thank yØu. i shall appreciate the stag beetle and the humble false clØwn.

In a legally nonbinding way, sure!
this is the c/)ntent i g/)t chittr 4
i think the stAg beetle is fAr more deserving of A week thAn whoever this eridAn is

Stag Beetle Week next week.
Hm. Perhaps I lied. Is it not within one's right to be a little tacky as a lesbian during yuri hour? I need more pictures of myself that I don't dislike, but for now, you're getting this one again. This dress was far too back-breaking not to flaunt at least a little. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png

My first act as Secretary of Degeneracy as designated by President @barackObama is giving you this #yuripost #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/7341/sample_4041d9814a85ae59131b87cc0bb996f6.jpg?8381108
>([t#ey needed a stealt# soldier so i put my #ands on t#e #ot plate at t#e #ibac#i grill and burnt my fuckin fingerprints off t#ey WILL NOT find me]
-------------------------- hrm. yes.
d dragontail butterfly :) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/ea/e3/f4/eae3f421dd37718dd021917f0a026c47.jpg
Jus^ go^ call3d a 'h3y mamas l3sbian'? Is ^his good or bad?? #Nsfw





























