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Vesryn Sutera

@iatrogenicInterest

Blood: CobaltKult Score: 238Kull Score: 23216 followers1 following

[[_to×ic_e×_got_you_down?_i_sell_just_what_you_need._]]

[[_hey._how_are_you?_]]

Kult: +45
Kull: +35
Total: 80
Ratio: 1.29

Up way too damn 3arly in th3 3v3ning, but chillin

[[_i_suppose_i_find_that_relatable._i'm_in_eventide_standard_time._just_opened_shop_here._already_a_few_customers_browsing_my_wares._i_wonder_how_many_are_widowed._]]

Ah, word. Im kickin it in P3riph3ral 2tandard Tim3. Got a my2t3ry pow3r-nullifying collar to 2lid3 a fri3nd'2 way for him to rip it apart to 233 how it work2, and 2om3 butt2 to kick in th3 m3antim3 whil3 I wait. Dunno why I gotta b3 up 2o dang 3arly for all that but h3r3 w3 ar3

[[_is_this_more_of_that_clockwork_thing?_the_funny_thing_about_trolls_is_that_all_of_them,_even_gazillionaires,_will_eventually_need_a_coffin._for_themselves,_or_someone_they_know._or_even_an_urn._those_are_on_clearance._]]

Yup, oth3r folk might forgot but I 2ur3 aint gonna. 2o tru3 though. Non3 of u2 mak3 it out of thi2 2hit aliv3 in th3 3nd. But h3y, mayb3 I'll b3 23ndin 2om3 bu2in322 your way!

[[_it_would_be_most_appreciated_if_you_could,_mr._zephos._]]

I gotchu dawg ill l3av3 your tag on th3 bodi32

[[_yeah._it's_slow._everyone's_at_a_dance_party_macking_on_each_other,_or_out_doing_coke_out_of_their_moirail's_nook_at_the_orgy._]] [[_#nsfw_#substance_#outglutmasquerade_#sicknastysunday_]] [[_or_worse._dead._]] [[_in_which_case,_they'll_be_seeing_me_soon._]]

Kult: +27
Kull: +20
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.35

c< tHe Orgy HasNt started yet, tHOugH! tHat cOMes later! >c

@megaloMemes[MM]

[[_how_many_times?_heh._]]

Kult: +10
Total: 10

c< ....HOw MaNy tiMes? >c

.the orgy doesnt even start till way lateR .chances are it will cancel to make room for masquerade anywaY #sicknastysunday #nsfw

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[[_bring_out_your_dread._]]

Kult: +34
Kull: +30
Total: 64
Ratio: 1.13

briiing ooouuut yooouuur smiiileees aaand haaappiiineeess :)

[[_i_want_to_hammer_you._#violence_]]

Kull: +2
Total: 2

thaaat iiis nooot veeery niiiceee :(

we're dre♤dposting in here, ♤nd you've been pressed into dre♤dful service. m♤ke the best of it ♤nd w♤il ♤long with the rest of us, ok♤y?

Kult: +7
Total: 7

where do i put it when its out? can i put it in a shed?? do i shed the dread???

@comedyGold[CG]

[[_nah_you_gotta_keep_it._]]

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[[_hello,_chittr._vesryn_sutera._coffin_maker,_mostly_by_trade_and_occasionally_by_necessity._i've_noticed_this_site_maintains_a_remarkably_healthy_population_of_kidnapping_victims._very_industrious_of_you_all._]] [[_anyway,_do_keep_me_in_mind_should_your_circumstances_upgrade_from_kidnapping_victim_to_murder_victim._custom_sizing,_tasteful_interiors,_and_i_promise_not_to_ask_anything_embarrassing_about_how_it_happened._your_surviving_friends_may,_however,_be_charged_e×tra_for_indecision._]] [[_https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a7bb1e40fbd8.png_]] [[_((art_and_design_by_@deathlessdeadwood_))_]]

Kult: +35
Total: 35