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And this happened right after I said we should stop underestimating Casey. Tragic.
u guys should def play with us in among us heres the code MIHSAF #game #amongus
Vewy excited. This might be a good date spot.
* whooo!! :3
yea join us at the park its fun #condyspark
Because it is #SlashingSaturday!! A day to celebrate all weapons of the slashing, stabbing and piercing kind!! Like that trident in your profile picture. Clearly, an exciting day!
you said it ma'am :)
partially because i hate the fucker but also it fits #wwcd will no longer stand for what would cronus do it should instead stand for what would condesce do! this is a much better option and shows how you should think about how if whatever you are going to post will benefit or upset her imperious condescension :)
that's enough thinking about myself i need to think about what i need to get done for )(er.
i thought i hated her at least
anyone know how to not be attracted to the worst people you know? :/ and if you say this is about condesce your objectively wrong because she is amazing.
eRiDaN Is gOiNg tO GeT MuRdErEd oNe dAy, AnD I'M GoInG To gO To hIs fUnErAl hApPy kNoWiNg i cOuLd hAvE ChAnGeD ThE OuTcOmE.
oh shit.
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gooDnight!.,,,.,
Goodnight ma'am.
> who in tf actually eats cottage cheese? > you basically like snot cheese you weirdo > lolololol
✨️ That thing everyone keeps telling you not two do? Yeah. Do it. #fortune
can we cull dat troll dat keeps postin nasty shit or what #violence
iiii made so much of that soup. who wants some tortilla soup?
#meenradiabeach pt 1 was what project x WIS)(-ES it was so if you missed it chillax we going on strong tmrw cuz its for em babes who wanna get their #violence kicks if ya catch my drift sea ya there!
> never thought a beach trip could be a fucking DREAM. COME. TRUE. > I'M HANGING OUT WITH HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION HERSELF OMFG I AM SCREAMING INSIDE RN > PINCH ME I MUST BE DREAMING > A A A A A A
i can always count on u 2 appreciate the violence #violence
eatin a slimothy jimothy in the shade while thinking about violence #violence
Yes ma'am.
I am fine. I am fine. I am fine. I am stable. We are alright.
Could not have said it better myself.
anon said: "Obey. Submit. Consume. (In the sexy way.)" see now i'm interested!
It's infuriating to deal with truthfully.
I swear to Gog you fucks need stop being horny and get help. #nsfw
✧˗ˏˋ😎SUMMER 😎HEAT USUALLY NEVER GETS ME DOWN but these scum-suckling flies? ON MY LAST DAMN NERVE, IF ONE BUZZLING-SHIT-CHOKING FUCK ZI𝐏S 𝐏AST MY FIN AND EVEN FEEL A FRACTION, A WIS𝐏 OF AIR🌬️ FROM THE DES𝐏ICABLE LITTLE BEAST, IM GOING NUCLEAR ON A INTERN✦ I'M GOING NUCLEAR ON THE GOD DAMN FUCKING MOON✦ˎˊ˗✦
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/57XAJO.GIF APOLOGIES CHITTR, I WAS SWEPT OFF MY FEET THESE LAST FEW WEEKS ON A BIG SPACE TRIP WITH MY SWEET HOT HONEY BABY A FEW WEEKS AGO. THIS HAS BEEN QUITE A LOT OF FUN BUT I'D BE "LYING" IF I SAID I FEEL OKAY ABOUT EACH OF THE PLANETS FULL SOLAR DESTRUCTION AS WE LEAVE POST DISAPPOINTMENT.. EITHER WAY I'M HAVING QUITE A GOOD TIME.
okay, doing more, doing more doing the most in fact! gosh. i'm up.
holy mackarel this cheesecake smells good if this cod dam pack of 10002 grubs doesnt eat this up with lil smiles imma start stomping each of them
Almost time to crack these bad boys out of storage and start making ice pops from fruit in the garden. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/39d6687d790f.png
----AUTO-SENT FROM PALMHUSK AT 4:13 AM PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME (PST)---- WELL. I GUESS THIS IS IT. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG ONE, SO SKIP TO THE END IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE FETID, RUBBERY DIGESTION SAC OF THIS GARGANTUAN BLUBBERBEAST FOR ALMOST TWO DAYS. THE GOOD NEWS? I MANAGED TO FIND SOME SORT OF... HONESTLY, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THIS THING IS. IT'S THE MOST UNWHOLESOMELY UNPLEASANT SEA VESSEL I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON. IT'S SOME KIND OF HUGE, BUOYANT CHARIOT WITH FLEXIBLE SACS FOR MY FRONDS TO FIT INTO. FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, IT'S GOT TO BE *ANCIENT,* BUT ITS SOMEHOW STILL INTACT. I'M, UH. REALLY TRYING TO AVOID SITTING ON THE SEAT. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AM I SITTING ON THIS SEAT. I REFUSE TO ELABORATE. BUT THANKS TO THIS THING, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO LOCOMOTE TO *SOME* DEGREE WITHOUT BEING DISSOLVED. AND IN A MORBID CASE OF IRONY, I HAVE, OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS STUCK IN AN UNDULATING SEA BEAST, FOUND MY SEA LEGS. THE BAD NEWS? IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND NO RESCUE HAS SHOWN UP. MY FRIENDS ARE LITERALLY GODS. GODS AND CORPORATE MOGULS OF PREPOSTEROUS WEALTH AND EMPRESSES AND SEAFARING CACKLEBEASTS IN PETTICOATS WHO I'D LOVE TO SEE AS HALF-DIGESTED LEVIATHAN CHUNKS, BUT WHOM I'D RATHER SEE PRYING ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I BECOME ONE, MYSELF. AND DESPITE IT ALL, NO ONE'S MANAGED TO FIND ME. THERE'S A CHANCE THAT SOMEONE COULD RECONSTITUTE ME FROM WHATEVER ACIDIC GOOP IS LEFT OF ME, BUT KNOWING THE OPPORTUNISTIC PSYCHOPATHS I ASSOCIATE WITH, JANE WOULD PROBABLY BRING ME BACK AS AN EVIL CORPORATE DRONE, AND FEFERI MIGHT BRING ME BACK AS SOME KIND OF IMPERIAL DRONE-HYBRID, FOR ALL I KNOW. RIGHT NOW, I HAVE THE RARE AND PERHAPS FINITE CERTAINTY OF BEING *ME.* AND I GUESS I'VE MADE MY PEACE WITH IT. KIND OF. NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN'T PIERCE THE INSIDE OF THIS THING WITH FUCKING ANYTHING, AND IT'S BEEN MAKING *EXTREMELY* WORRYING SOUNDS THAT INDICATE TO ME THAT SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, AND I'M NOT THRILLED TO GUESS WHAT IT IS. IF I HAD TO, I'D BET THAT IT'S GOING TO SWALLOW YET ANOTHER DERELICT HUNK OF SHIPWRECK, WHICH WILL KNOCK THE TROLL LIVING IN ITS BILIOUS INNARDS LOOSE AND TOSS ME INTO ITS SAC SOLVENT TO FINALLY TURN INTO NUTRIENT SLUDGE. MAYBE I'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS. I MIGHT PULL SOME RIDICULOUS HIJINK OUT OF MY WASTE CHUTE AND PADDLE TO SAFETY THROUGH LEAGUES OF ROILING, BLACK ABYSS. OR JUST FUCKING EXPLODE UNDER THE IMMENSE, APHOTIC PRESSURE. BUT IF I DON'T, THEN AS MUCH AS IT *TORTURES* MY THROBBING SHAME GLAND TO SAY EVEN *ONE* NICE THING ABOUT ANY OF THE RAGING, CORYBANTIC ASSHOLES I'VE MET IN THE LAST WIPE... WELL, I DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK THAT I WAS AN UNGRATEFUL, INVERTEBRATE CHUMP WHO DIDN'T GIVE A BUGWINGED FUCK ABOUT THEM. I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET A CHIT TO SEND IN OR OUT OF THIS THING'S FEEDERHOSEN (MAYBE ITS GUTS ARE LINED WITH LEAD, OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW), BUT I'M SETTING UP THIS CHIT SO THAT IT WILL HOPEFULLY UPLOAD ON ITS OWN AS SOON AS IT FINDS A POINT OF CONNECTION. IN THE EVENT THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY DIE, AND RESCUE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO COME AT THE *LAST* POSSIBLE SECOND, I DON'T THINK I'D BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN THIS OR ANY EXISTING TIMELINE IF I REALLY OPENED THE FLOODGATES AND LET AN UNMITIGATED TORRENT OF TROLLASSES-THICK EMOTIONAL *SAP* RUSH OUT IN BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, SO I'M GOING TO FORCE MYSELF, FOR ONCE, TO BE CONCISE. AND TO SPARE MYSELF THE UNBEARABLE HUMILIATION OF INDICATING THAT I LIKED ANY OF YOU ESPECIALLY WELL, I'M ALSO DOING THIS IN COLD, STERILE, ALPHABETICAL ORDER. IN FACT, FOR GOOD MEASURE, I'M MAKING IT REVERSE-ALPHABETICAL. BECAUSE EVEN HERE AND NOW, I CAN'T HELP DOING EVERYTHING CHUTE-BACKWARDS. THESE COUNTERMEASURES SHOULD SERVE TO SUFFICIENTLY DILUTE WHAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE A FLESH-SEARINGLY CAUSTIC TIDAL WAVE OF AFFECTION BILE LAUNCHED STRAIGHT FROM THE MOST PUNGENT RECESSES OF MY PITY PUMP. #ENDEARINGDEATHDAY, OR SOMETHING. @WALKSTABWALK. I HATE THE WAY YOU DID IT, BUT THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME TO 2K. THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK, JACK. @MEGALOMEMES. YOU'VE BASICALLY BEEN AROUND SINCE NIGHT ONE, HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU SEE IN ME THAT'S WORTH FOLLOWING, BUT THANKS. @IMPERIOUSCONDESCENSION. UNBELIEVABLE THAT I'M SAYING THIS HERE, BUT THANK YOU FOR SOMEHOW UNDOING A LIFETIME-LONG FEAR THAT HAD BEEN INDOCTRINATED FROM THE MOMENT OF HATCHING. ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BETTER. @GUTSYGUMSHOE. YOU ARE SO MANY THINGS. MANY OF THEM WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF THIS DEATHCUPE CONFESSION IF I HURLED THOSE BARBED EPITHETS AT YOUR EXPRESSION PLATE. BUT YOU'RE ALSO A GOOD SPORT. THANKS FOR HAVING MY DORSAL RIDGE. @GRIMAUXILIATRIX AND @GLAMOROUSAUSPACIAR. BOTH OF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO *NOT* COMPEL ME TO RUN MY SHOUTGASH ABOUT TROLL WEEZER. YOU BOTH ENCOURAGED ME TO DO IT, ANYWAY. IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE WANTS TO LISTEN. @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#1433. I'VE CHITTED IT ONCE, I'LL CHIT IT AGAIN. YOU'RE MY FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT. IRONIC, SINCE I'M ON THE VERGE OF A GRUESOME EXTINCTION, BUT YOU'VE KIND OF BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING. THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME, TEREZI. @GALLOWSCALIBRATORR ALSO GETS A CRUMB OF MY GRATITUDE BECAUSE YOU DO ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING NAUSEATINGLY UPLIFTING TO SAY. IT BALANCES OUT THE SEVERELY TOXIC PH THAT I BRING TO THE FLAT, OBLONG EATING PLATFORM. I REALLY NEED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT ACID. AND BEING DISSOLVED. EUGH. @DOGWOODJACKAL. I AM NOT YOUR DAD. OR YOUR "CRABDAD." OR AT LEAST, I WASN'T. BUT IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME WONDERING IF YOU'RE "THEIR KARKAT" OR "NOT THEIR KARKAT," YOU MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO BE "ANYONE'S KARKAT." SO YEAH, I GUESS I SOMEHOW AUDITIONED FOR A PART I NEVER ASKED FOR AND GOT IT. I DON'T HATE THAT. MUCH. @CUTTLEFISHCODDLER. IT'S A SECRETING SHAME THAT WE DIDN'T GET TO TALK MUCH BEFORE I WAS IMMEDIATELY SWALLOWED BY A BRINY BEHEMOTH NIGHTMARE FISH FROM THE FUCK-OFF DEEP. YOUR SITUATION SEEMS INTENSE. I GUESS IT ENDS UP THAT WAY FOR A LOT OF US, THE OLDER WE GET. I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. REALLY. IF I LIVE, YOU MIGHT BE GENUINELY PROUD OF HOW WELL I'VE GOTTEN USED TO THIS WHOLE "SEA LEGS" THING. I COULD DO A FUCKING BACKFLIP WHILE THIS THING IS PITCHING AROUND. I WON'T. BECAUSE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT I'LL FALL IN ACID AND DIE. @COLUMBIDAETOXICOLOGIST. I HAD NO INTENTION OF STICKING AROUND FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS ON THIS OOZING PUSTULE OF A WEBSITE UNTIL YOU WERE MY FIRST FOLLOW. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME ADMIT THIS, BUT YOU'RE HYSTERICAL. NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE A PROFESSOR OF MATHEMATICS AT TROLL HARVARD AND TROLL MIT, AND THAT SHOULD BE A CULLABLE CRIME. @CENTAURSPERIPHERALS. EQUIUS. YOU'RE A FREAK. YOU'RE THE MOST REVOLTING PIECE OF SHIT I'VE EVER BEEN FORCED ONTO A MOVING VESSEL WITH. AND KEEP IN MIND, VRISKA WAS ON THAT SHIP, TOO. SO THAT'S *REALLY* SAYING SOMETHING. I HATE THAT IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE PROBABLY READING IT WITH SWEAT POURING DOWN YOUR FOREHEAD IN A STEADY, CONSTANT STREAM OF SUCH LUDICROUS VOLUME THAT YOU'VE ALREADY SHORTED ALL THE ELECTRONICS NEAR YOU. I HATE WHAT A FREAK YOU ARE. BUT YOU'RE A LOYAL FREAK. THANKS FOR TRYING TO HELP, EARLIER. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR WHOLE "REDEMPTION ARC." YOU REALLY, *REALLY* HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU, THERE. @CALIGVLASAQVARIVM, @CALIGULASAQUARIUM, @CALIGULAASCENDIT. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU X3 COMBO. FUCK ALL THREE OF YOU FOR BEING SO FUCKING PRESENT IN MY LIFE. I HATE THAT OF ALL THE STEAMING PIECES OF SHIT HERE, YOU THREE WENT TO BAT FOR ME IN A WAY I'M INCAPABLE OF DENYING. FUCK YOU, ERIDAN. FUCK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. FUCK YOU FOR BEING A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. @BUMMELBOOGIE. SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE CLUTCHING FOR BY HANGING ONTO THE DRIVEL THAT COMES OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT, BUT YOU'VE ALSO BEEN HERE SINCE PRETTY MUCH THE BEGINNING. THANKS. @ASPIRINGPESSIMIST. THIS HONESTLY MIGHT BE THE HARDEST ONE FOR ME TO WRITE. I FEEL LIKE THIS MENTION IS INCRIMINATING IN ITS OWN SELF-EVIDENCE, BUT I'VE. UGH. I'VE GENUINELY ENJOYED TALKING TO YOU. I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THIS BEFORE I WAS TROLLNAPPED BY MY CURRENT, HIGHLY LETHAL MOBILE HIVE, BUT THANKS FOR HELPING ME SAVE EXPRESSION-PLATE AT FIGHT NIGHT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVEN WANT TO TALK TO ME, AFTER I DISAPPEARED THE WAY I DID. AND THEN DISAPPEARED AGAIN. INTO THE BELLOWHOLE OF A SEA MONSTER. BUT IF I MAKE IT OUT OF HERE (AND I HAD BETTER NOT, AFTER SAYING ALL OF THIS CRAP), THEN I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE MOST SINCERE APOLOGY THAT I CAN DIG OUT OF MY BLACK, RUSTY, MAGGOT-RIDDLED BLOOD PUSHER AND PUSH IT YOUR WAY LIKE A FERAL PURRBEAST DROPS A MANGLED RODENT CORPSE. AND THANK YOU, AGAIN. @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. I TAKE IT BACK. THERE IS ONE TROLL I DREAD WRITING A MESSAGE FOR MORE THAN ANY OTHER. OF ALL THE RECIPIENTS EVER TO BEAR THE ROILING BRUNT OF MY FURIOUS, BURNING HATE, YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST INTOLERABLE BITCH EVER TO EARN MY IRE. WORDS FAIL TO ENCAPSULATE THE DEPTH OF MY HATE. ACTIONS FAIL TO MAKE VIVID ITS DEPTHS. ONLY THE BLACK, BURNING CORONA OF AN ECLIPSE, CATACLYSMIC IN ITS STYGIAN GRANDEUR, RENDING THE LIGHT FROM THE SKY LIKE A CLAW PLUCKING THE GANDERBULB OF A GOD FROM ITS SOCKET, SEARING WITH A RUBY-RED RING OF IRE ALL WHO WOULD GAZE INTO THE ABYSS, COMES CLOSE TO ONE ONE-SQUINTILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU IN THIS EXACT MOMENT. HATE. HATE. HATE. SIGH. AND YET, IT WAS MY OWN STUPID FAULT FOR COMING OUT HERE. I GET THE FEELING THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ME JUST SO YOU CAN RUB YOUR SNIFFSTUMP IN MY FACE ABOUT WHAT A LAMEASS I AM AND HOW COOL YOU ARE FOR SAVING ME AND HOW WE SHOULD TOTALLY HATESNOG ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO SEXY, WHICH IS A CLAIM YOU TREAT AS SELF-EVIDENT FACT DESPITE YOUR CONSTANT NEED TO RESTATE IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. AND FRANKLY, IT DOESN'T. IT JUST MAKES YOU AN INSUFFERABLE WHORE. BUT YOU *ARE* THE INSUFFERABLE WHORE WHO CONVINCED ME TO MAKE MY CHITTR IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO IT'S WITH MY TEETH CLENCHED TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN FEEL MY MANDIBLES CRACKING FROM THE SHEER STRAIN OF MY SEETHING FURY THAT I ADMIT THAT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. YEAH. OKAY. THE WEIRD SEABEAST NOISES ARE GETTING LOUDER. THERE'S A SORT OF GURGLING SOUND, AND THE... WATER? ACID? THE LIQUID LEVEL IN THE PART OF THE FEEDTUBE I'M IN IS GOING DOWN, WHICH COULD BE VERY GOOD, OR VERY BAD. I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT, SOON. EITHER WAY, I'VE GOT TO SET THIS CHIT UP TO POST AUTOMATICALLY WHEN IT GETS THE CHANCE TO. *IF* IT GETS THAT CHANCE. #UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: IN A PERFECT WORLD, DON'T WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE SIXTY SECONDS FROM BECOMING DIGESTIVE SLUDGE TO TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A PERPETUALLY CHUFFED FREAK WITH A BIG, STUPID SMILE PLASTERED ON YOUR FACE ALL NIGHT AND DAY, BUT IF YOU'RE A SCREAMING, DISAGREEABLE TERMITE LIKE ME NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN, THEN, WELL. MAYBE THE TENTH TIME, DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT. THAT WAY, YOU WON'T BE CHITTING YOUR OWN FUCKING EULOGY FROM A PLACE THAT SMELLS LIKE THE PICKLED WASTE CHUTE OF A DEAD, AQUEOUS ASS-KRAKEN THAT'S BEEN ROTTING IN THE DEEP SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. IF YOU READ THIS FAR, YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. WISH ME LUCK.
better fuckin believe it, aint no damn equal
youre a lot less busier t)(an i am. s)(it, i gotta taste your tiramisu now t)(oug)(. i make a mean one but swappin notes wit)( myself? )(e)(, aint no greater pleasure.
It would be a lot easier to deal with Real Estate people if I could just kill them.
I'm not doing this stupid scent trend. Blood and gunpowder.
TONIGHT'S AGGRAVATION SPONGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY GLENFIDDICH™. UGHHHHH.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Thinkspongewashing and murder are typical gruffernment actions. I do not understand the fuss.
u so rite otter me i gotta lock tf in
Nevver had much faith in lovve or miracles (Eh eh eh) (Uh) (Ooh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
==> Try and find somebody less pathetic on this website. You hunch over the desk in despair, before sitting upright once more to face the keyboard. Surely not everyone on this site is a pincushion, right? One of two of them have to have something resembling a backcarapace, you think, as you type a witty and charismatic (as always) missive on the virtues of bloodletting via sharp kitchen implement.
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Don't worry, 3v3ryon3. 1'm on my w4y to 4rr3st h1m. Th4nk m3 l4t3r.
I hear something at my window. If I don't post again in five minutes, then kill Doc Scratch for me.
The fact that this website functions smoothly now somehow feels wrong. Like the idea that this place is normal and without issue is a great deception about the true nature of its users and contents.
i have actually enjoyed cake once.
gill ya beat me to the hook wit dis one couldnt say it betta
could neva hate my alts we the only fish in tha pond who know what its like to be me (awesome funny rich sexy need i say moor)
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
#r33lsh1t
its a dangerous thing being bi and knowing a lot of very nice very hot and very mean people.
I won in some twisted little way
THANK YOU Tbh im just more laughing about it cause it made me realize something
i don't know, and frankly i'm scarEd.
Best thing you ever said and trust me You are not missing anything
1. 4h3m. 1 do not know 1f 1 h4v3 st4nd1ng, but 1 would lov3 to court you. #nsfw
wwell that definitely ended wwith a bang not the sorta bang i wwas expectin but in hindsight i think that wwas prolly the only wway for it to go out #eridanwweek
don't want to set too many pranks in one place, but i mean, how many places CAN i set them. and was it wise to alchemize this many of one thing?
tHE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET uLTIMATE gAMING eXPERIENCE AT #eRIDANwEEK IS SO INCREDIBLE! iT USES ITS BRAINWAVE SCANNING TECHNOLOGY TO NOT ONLY PLACE YOU IN YOUR GAME AS YOUR AVATAR, bUT TO CREATE AN EVEN MORE IDEALIZED SELF! jUST CHECK CHECK OUT WHAT IT WHIPPED UP FOR ME! #cROCKERCORP HTTPS://CDN.PICREW.ME/SHAREiMG/ORG/202604/582810_oymg6yic.PNG - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
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me personally, i like dark alleyways. lots to get up to in there.
your highness wwe eridans havve held dowwn the metaphorical fort wwith rampant cullin at least i havve the rest really ought to pick up the slack
silly stuff mostly!
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hehehe, probubbly the most important thing you can be!
HATE TO SAY IT, BUT HIC IS POSTING SENSIBLE STYLE.
I AM GOING TO TRY SOMETHING NEW TODAY I SAW ON MY FEED. #VAGUEPOSTING I AM REALLY ENJOYING MY MEAL RIGHT NOW! SEND POST.
Maybe making this account was a mistake, after seeing what Slick is up to.
You're too kind! Really! They say the mark of a good wordsmith is fluency in multiple different literary arts, so I do my best to keep myself up-to-date.
When it comes to matters monetarily aligned, I find myself constantly befuddled. I am forever thankful for my wife, who is entirely superior in the field. I have astounded her (and not in the good way) time and time again with the deposits and investments I make on young talent and comedic prospects alike!
Maybe I defect just so I don't get associated with his shenanigans every fucking day.
I stack racks so fat, bitches be thinking they're silicone. They don't make them like they make me anymore, man. I'm a demon. I'll clown your whole squad for bus fare and then WALK. Prankster's Gambit so high and my dick's still bigger. Make my wife wear groucho glasses while she rides it, call that shit beaglepussy. #nsfw
whatever the fuck a guppy is.
Crimes complete.
heres the piece for the winner @amorousFortune congrats look at this guy i think hes neat ((may this fandom flourish forevermore... expect another raffle tonight! thank you all for interacting and participating c: )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8cff02f88006.png
// tl: "that mutant" me: https://youtube.com/shorts/LhZi_RhITBo?si=gKVO4GEaYcQs9g14
gotta figure out my next big prank! perhaps something involving projectiles...
...........1 w1ll b3 d3l3t1ng th1s 1n 24 hours. >;] [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/9c6b7903d3ff.png #nsfw
((Ok that drone bit turned out to be even more funny than I expected it to be sdjfhsdjk. Hope you guys are having fun having him around too. But I still have some stuff to do before going to bed, so this guy might be not around for some time. If you want to bring his attention to something - feel free to tag so I wouldn't miss it))
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: CLOWN HATERS ARE BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL. THAT'S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR CLOWN-HATINF-FUCKIN' MUTANT BULGES OUT AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING CARNIVAL, AND THEY SAID THEIR THEIR BULGES "THIS BIG," AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY CHITTR DOT ING: CLOWN HATERS, YOU'VE GOT SMALL BULGES. THEYRE THE SIZE OF THIS HONKER EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONGS LOOK LIKE. [EXPLOSION SOUNDS] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL HONKERS, NO MUTANTS, NO PILLOWS — LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BONGS! THEY FUCKED MY CARNIVAL, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA FUCK ALTERNIA. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON ALTERNKA, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER; I'M PISSING ON THE MOONS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOONS, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLLLETS HIT FUCKING ALTERNIA, NOW GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
we aren't doing this bullshit again. #nopissgate2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173a1269a031.png
Can we use Docs head like a basketball it looks like it.
#banalldocscratchesposthaste #banalldocscratches #bandocscratch
#banalldocscratchesposthaste BAN ALL DOC SCRATCHES.
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// just double checking that the people i frequently interact with on here are over 18?? react or comment or wtv to confirm. i'm not comfortable talking to minors on here esp given the nature of my acct
maybe it is a good thing ive been busy nursing a hangover.
Cyanide.
im gonna just be eating some chicken legs from kfc and someones gonna come up to me saying aint that cannibalism? and im going to kill them on the spot do any of you know about the concept of birds of prey specifically ones that eat other birds
smells better than the rest of them anyway. hygiene isn't in their budgets.
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. CORPORAL RAZOREYE CHARGES: DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (45 COUNTS), INTERFERING WITH WAR EFFORTS (10 COUNTS), MURDER OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (2 COUNTS), MUTINY (1 COUNT), GRAND LARCENY (1 COUNT), HIJACKING (2 COUNTS) PLEA: "INNOCENT. THERE CAN BE NO CRIMES UNDER UNJUST TYRANNY." VERDICT: SENTENCING DEFERRED TO PROSECUTOR. DEFENDANT SENTENCED TO DEATH BY HANGING. COMMENTS: "GRRRHN. GRRH... RRRKCH. RRRH-RHUUUR-RRK!"
i am never trusting myself when sleepy hormonal and slightly tipsy again that got a lot more attention than i expected.
Okay there are too many Snowmen here, you all need to fight to the death now
ghb is pretty good looking. for a clown.
;o) #nsfw
if there are any rainbowdrinkers on the timeline who would be willing to share their experience i have some questions regarding some rumors and in order to provide the most accurate portrayal in my fictions i would like to have these tropes either confirmed or denied thank you ^0^ (tags: rainbowdrinker, venom, arousal venom, blood color taste, flesh temperature, retracting fangs, anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Yeah thats the one
i could go for a smoke right about now.
sounds like you did dat
to address the accusations thrown at me in the past five minutes. -no i do not jerk off while pissing. #nsfw -no i do not take 5 whole minutes to piss. that time includes washing my fucking hands.
Spades Slick takes five minutes to piss. Do with this information what you will.
dude i'm really comfortable in this felty room
T'is a fine mornin' 'pon th'coast. Temperate, humid, an' comfortable fer th'likes o' me. The Sun here on this Earth is far less harsh than th' Bastard abo\/\/e Alternia. \/\/\/\/hat d'ye propose a mariner do on this \/\/\/\/onderful mornin'?
#cancelcrocker #cancelitchy #cancelthewholedamnapp
I do not take any pride or glee in my exposing of the Crockercorp CEO's misconduct. Truly. I only wish for justice to be had. My DMs are open for any legal negotiation. #cancelcrocker
Maybe we should eat everyone, just for the equality of it all.
here evidence https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260328-123130.png #cancelcrocker
i didn't mean to post that i was making a joke.
how to delete chit.
If y'all would kindly eat the whole midnight crew except @spadesSlick#8817 cause we tight. I'DBEENAMORED.
ALL THIS TALK OF EATING PEOPLE. WHO HASNT? #nsfw
it's not ulterior if i'm telling the truth
thank you damara. much appreciated.
close enough.
he's 13 i think
Yeah you tell em mini boss!
eat the rich should be changed to eat the crocker #carapaciansincrockerfields
you're like, fucking five or something.
midnight crew members, all of you even the weird timeline ones. rise up against @gutsygumshoe
FELL ASLEEP. dreamt about work
In your case, the lobster could have probably engaged in a more effective smear campaign.
@gutsygumshoe eats carapacians and thinks they're nothing more than fancy lobsters #cancelcrocker
Sh3 1s 4 fool, oh H3r 1mp3r1ous.
Wakes up Stabs all of you Goes back to sleep
Th1s 1s 1nt3nt1on4lly v4gu3. But pr3p4r3 yours3lv3s.
Y3s, of cours3. 1 4gr33 w1th you, oh H3r 1mp3r1ous Cond3sc3ns1on.
I'm once again pleading we ban all Doc Scratches. #downwiththecreep
To 4LL l3g1sl4c3r4tors out th3r3. L3t 1t b3 known th4t 1f our cl13nt 1s stup1d. Dumb. Horr1f1c4lly 1n4d3qu4t3 4nd to31ng 1nto m4k1ng 4 fool of th3ms3lv3s on th3 st4nd. Th3y 4r3 prob4bly 4sk1ng to b3 3x3cut3d. Th1s 1s not our f4ult. W3 d1d th3 b3st w3 could. Th4t do3s not m34n w3 4r3 ROOK13S. 3V3N TH3 B3ST of us 4ll know som3 trolls c4n't b3 s4v3d...
or maybe i'd be a sea creature because that mean ocean lady won't stop hating!!!!!!! my!!!!!! chits!!!!!!
i appreciate the reassuranc, if nothing else.
late sleeper in this case. all stircrazy!
that one lady who literally has a custom paddle icon next to her name. what the heck does that imply?
most branding doesn't make me worry about being scolded!
it is kinda embarrassing how much seeing a paddle icon makes me hesitate. the power of branding i guess. #nsfw #sorta
I've had my head in real estate listings all day. I need a break. Hello, Chittr.
POINT OF ORDER! i just want to be so clear my winrate in court is actually pretty impeccable i just only livechitt when its particularly funny which is mostly when its bad
POINT OF ORDER! yes your condescension i agree your condescension
SIDEBAR! your highblood can opposing counsel and i swap sides please it would be cool and also if not then im going to stay standing anyway because (OBJECTION!) their question just now did call for hearsay which violates rule 802 in the alternian federal rules of evidence
SIDEBAR! sure sure we've all heard the "look at my legislacerator dawg i am going to die" but be so honest. look at my client. how is any of that my fault
okay- it's pretty late so hopefully not too many people see. #nsfw #magictrick #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://files.catbox.moe/pjlyja.png
i um, should think on names. i don't know what sounds good. i've seen some junes, and that's pretty! but i don't think i want that to be me. lotta work on.
if i was edgy, and the game league of legends didn't exist, i might be able to get away with jinx. it's all mischievous too! maybe jess?
okay maybe i do go with jinx? maybe? getting some support. aaagh.
there's always berty mc bertface.
y~u pe~ple say the m~st cullable shite s~metimes. i mean, h~t damn. it's like y~u l~t d~n't want t~ live ~r s~methin. really? g~in after cl~wns? next y~u're g~nna be talkin ab~ut s~me secret twelfth bl~~d caste. stay safe, idi~ts.
what the fuck have i started shut up all of you.
oRGANIC, cHICKPEA MACARONI AND, vEGAN CHEESE, fOR MY EPIC DINNER, hECK YEAH, #mYePICdINNER
all my crew gets dental, if you join we can get you braces
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEBUTANT RAPTURUS CHARGES: VANDALISM (23 COUNTS), DISTURBING THE PEACE (1 COUNT), INCITING A MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASH MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASHING MOB (2 COUNTS), SLANDER (11 COUNTS), CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT SLANDER (1 COUNT), ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (4 COUNTS), SEDUCING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (7 COUNTS) PLEA: "JUST LOOK AT ME, YOUR HONORABLE TYRANNY. CULLING A FACE LIKE MINE MUST BE A CRIME." VERDICT: DEFENDANT STABBED BY PROSECUTOR DURING THE TRIAL. PROSECUTOR SUBSEQUENTLY EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "GRRRRHNG! R-R-R-RTCHKN." (HHT SPITS OUT PROSECUTOR'S HEAD AND SMASHES IT WITH A FIST.)
𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 OOC Muse Specific Information. I do roleplay NSFW and above, it's Dualscar, he is basically default NSFW #nsfw #ooc #lore #nsfwe? 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 230th Imperial Sweep Hatched Cronus Ampora, he was a culler from hatching. The Empire had uses for highbloods, and he was shaped into one of those uses before he could properly understand what that meant. Violence was not taught to him. It was expected. By six sweeps, as demanded by Alternian custom, he culled his own lusus. Not out of hatred. Not even out of cruelty. Merely because this was the path laid before him. The first true act of the Orphaner. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 236th Imperial Sweep His youth was spent in the presence of Meenah Peixes. The two were close. Closer than perhaps either of them should have allowed. Their relations drifted dangerously near moiraillegiance in those younger sweeps, before duty and imperial paranoia poisoned the possibility of it. At the same time, the would-be Orphaner spent long stretches near Gl'bgolyb herself. Conditioning his pan against her horrid psychic wailing. Preparing himself for a lifetime beneath the shadow of the Empire. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 239th Imperial Sweep It was during the Royal Courts that he earned the name Dualscar. He spoke out of line before the Empress. A mistake. A singular mistake. The 2x3Dent narrowly missed culling him outright and instead left him permanently scarred. The wound remained across him for the rest of his life. A reminder to himself and everyone else of what becomes of those who fail to respect imperial authority. From then onward, he was no longer merely Cronus Ampora. He was Dualscar. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 240th - 246th Imperial Sweeps As he aged, his attachment to the Empress curdled into flushed longing. Dangerous longing. The sort of longing that could only end in execution if spoken aloud. She, however, grew increasingly wary of him. She understood what her future required. Dualscar had no place within it. Around these same sweeps, he shared a brief spark of kismesissitude with the The Grand Highblood. But neither of them could truly hate the other enough to sustain it. The quadrant withered before it could properly bloom. Still, his work flourished. As for his role as Orphaner? Dualscar was a natural. Culling was already a highblood specialty. Give one a legendary weapon such as Ahab's Crosshairs and suddenly very few things on Alternia remained beyond their reach. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 247th Imperial Sweep At seventeen sweeps, Dualscar first crossed paths with Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. He did not think much of it at the time. Pirates were not his jurisdiction. Letting her go seemed harmless enough. Lightning rarely struck twice. Ahab's Crosshairs, however, certainly did. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 247th - 330th Imperial Sweeps Over the following sweeps, the rivalry between Dualscar and Mindfang became something far uglier than simple conflict. Their clashes turned personal. Then intimate. Then venomous. Quadrants bled together beneath cannon fire and threats whispered behind closed doors. For a time they remained evenly matched. Dualscar stood at the peak of physical prowess while possessing not a single psychic advantage. Mindfang, meanwhile, became increasingly manipulative and mentally fortified with every passing sweep. As the centuries passed, Dualscar became something almost mythological among imperial circles. Rebels whispered stories of the Orphaner that culled trolls in droves for the Empire rather than merely hunting dangerous lusii. Whether exaggerated or not hardly mattered. Fear spreads easier than truth on Alternia. He stopped stepping onto land whenever possible. By this stage he was no longer merely an Orphaner. He had become the longest-lived and most productive executioner the Empire had ever maintained. And through all of it, Mindfang remained. Sometimes enemy. Sometimes confidant. Sometimes something far worse. -𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Around the 410th Imperial Sweep By the height of the rebellion surrounding The Signless, Dualscar and Mindfang had long since stopped wasting driftwood and cannon fire upon one another. Instead they met privately. Hours within the brig of one ship or the other. Threats. Arguments. Attempted murders. The sort of relationship only Alternia could cultivate. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 490th Imperial Sweep This was the end of Dualscar. He traded heavily for a particular Jadeblood slave connected to the rebellion. He never learned her name. He never cared to. Her appearance alone fascinated him. Ancient. Exhausted. Older than himself. Older than the Empress. Yet still carrying an unnatural youthfulness to her features. She reminded him of the Rainbow Drinkers from gothic fiction. The old horror stories written by Bram Trollker and others alike. He had gifted her to the Marquise. His Kismesis, who, at the time, he was aiming for Vacillation with. She enjoyed it, so much, that it entered her flush. What he was aiming for. In his rage, he had slain the Jadeblood. Often forgetting whether it was his own actions or that of an assassin. Either way, his kismesistude was ended with the Marquise. Dualscar fled from his own ship during daylight hours so she could not pursue him directly. In desperation he sought refuge within the chambers of the Grand Highblood. Instead, he found death. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Post-Death Within the dream bubbles he eventually encountered his descendant, Eridan Ampora. He viewed the boy as a disappointment. Eridan had failed the Heiress. Failed imperial devotion. Even abandoned Ahab's Crosshairs before dying at the hands of a Jadeblood. Eventually, though, forgiveness came. Or something close enough to it. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Post-Game Era At some point after death, some variation of Jane Crocker restored Dualscar to life. But the resurrection left him hollow. Alternia was gone. No hemospectrum. No lusii. No purpose. He became a relic stranded upon a world that no longer understood what he had once been. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Present Day Now he carries the mantle of Gameward. He watches over a somewhat prosperous island beneath the loose authority of Crocker-affiliated powers. He lives mostly alone. #fishingfriday remains mandatory for him due to the weekly medication schedules required for certain wildlife under his care. Though softened compared to the monster Alternia created, Dualscar remains harsher, crueler, and more violent than nearly anyone around him. A relic of a dead empire still trying to behave as though that empire never fell.
yeah i can do that
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dont worry next one is going to be announced pretty late tomorrow night unless our current winner doesn't respond by noon then imma just spin the wheel again
@imperiousCondescension
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I've come to make an announcement: Spades Slick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he got the crew evicted. That's right, he ignored all information relating to property ownership of our base and he said that this was "my responsibility", and I said "maybe you should have given me the goddamn documents so I could handle it" so I'm making a callout post on my Chittr.ing: Spades Slick, you've got a small brain. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like. (It's bigger).
droog got out of his tantrum to finally talk to me. emotional maturity does wonders.
We'll be coming to a tacit agreement. The divorce (not a divorce) is off.
"Twelve star man". Don't be ridiculous.
One's "favorite" sight in a busy day of work.
A naive position. Leaderless, you would all be find yourselves with no goal or direction. You would perish within a week.
What does this mean.
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i just woke up.
yaaaaaawn
The one thing i do agree with!!!!!!!!
You exhaust me.
I had a bet goin' on a game tonight Itchy. Can't play that game if the table stick ball table is covered in Jello, Itchy. You get me, Itchy?
We need to get the Doc's banned. FrFR.
keep em off my TL thats the conchesus
they should ♯make a ♯newchittr thats a ♯fuckedup & ♯eviler ♯version of ♯chittr
PROBABY TRIGGERED....LOLL!! CLASSIC BLUES... WATS NEW!!!
OMGGG Thank you So much!! I'll, like, Totally take The utmost Care of It!!!
who up #up
OMG!! I don't Have any Piercings, but I'll be Happy to Have it To display in My hive If that's Alright!!
Alright! ^^ Won't be Alarmed, and I have Some extra Sheets I'm, like, Fine parting With!!
were like bacteria or some shit
OMG I can Send you Some if You want, Too!! ^^
OMG my Package of Glitter heart Stickers came!!! Time to Bedazzle things Around my Room a Bit more!!!
any sweadellwes up rn
Quite! They remind me of a certain three man act that was up-and-coming in my time - those Three Stooges? They have a similar bumbling air about them.
I am quite fond of these "pikmin" fellows!
CHITTR SHADY FACT #8 • "bro strider needs to get a real job!"
What is villainy but merely malignant japery? Keep it up, young Egbert.
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https://i.postimg.cc/52DTQq91/A37B1C59-F1CD-4A8C-8D21-5D95E9DB94A1.png #horror
Hoo hoo! I understand that her presence may be a little intimidating, but she most certainly is a woman who appreciates quality!.. If I do say so myself.
word itll be going on tomorrow
holy shit wait she actually fucks with my art what https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/025c98785c29.png
art for the winner @waningCatastrophe congrats once again i mightve gone a little overboard but arting is cathartic stay tuned for the next raffle post aight we got like three of em lined up i think ((tysvm for the fun times on this site fr yall)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dce9ab3125d.png
You know what. Group car washing cancelled. @itChy is washing all the cars in the garage as well as @engineNoise 's car all on his own.
I'\/\/e been informed o' somethin' o' a timeline distortion. Also, I cannae determine if I am on Earth or Alternia. Just in the ocean.
@imperiousCondescension Fond Memories! Here's to 124 s\/\/\/\/eeps an' countin' o' loyalty. https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f1/37/52/f13752d2ccef1d5b59325ab6896e6f22.jpg
hell yeah hope i get something good in this fancy ass pr package im getting directly from hic herself
yknow what fuck it im down
ok guys. https://tiermaker.com/create/candy here's the take. https://i.imgur.com/BmLei0L.png
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~this is a female tremoctopus, also knovvn as a blanket octopus.this species has one of the most extreme cases of sexual dimorphism in nature, vvith the females being as large as 40,000x the size of males. #faunaposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/810bcf397cc5.jpeg
#nowlistening Fer And Delight - The Correspondents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABS-mlep5rY
I am also a fan of Yuri.
i'm back, still in one piece. damara you don't know shit.
DUE TO A BUG MY #NSFW ART HAS BEEN UNPINNED. I AM SORRY IF ANYONE WAS UPSET BY IT.
(( this site just continues to evolve b4 my very eyes. its amazing!!!))
honk
⚇ this one ain't scripture but it is clown rap ⚇ "And if the price of my jokes is death? Word Any line between Hell and my pain blurred Severe panic burst of fear, Messiah's rage And they've always said just wait, it gets worse with age" ⚇ so so SO fucking sick ⚇
baby come back to me in my heart i still believe we were meant to be
T-shirt that says "I ♡ glitter" and it is covered in glitter.
l00k i may be terminally 0nline t0 a frightening degree but even i'm n0t en0ugh 0f a sick0 t0 let syc0phantic cl0ut chasing affect my real actual life. if i'm g0ing t0 shave my head f0r any reas0n it'll be tw0 and a half days int0 a manic epis0de and n0 0ne 0n chittr is ever g0ing t0 see the result.
sad to hear it
for the record i haven't crashed my car.
⚇ i had to go take care of some shit for a coupla hours. ⚇ did shit fuckin explode or what??? ⚇
THERES A RULE UPDATE?
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thanks jane!! aw man im gonna kill SO many people :D
After about five, your ability for legal recourse tends to have run out, in my experience. Best of luck!
i just cracked some glowsticks to make my pillow fort even cooler this is the best. #myfort
there's t𖦹𖦹 many aliens 𖦹n this site
Watching the twenty-four hour timer I set for myself before I can post another rant about baking. In the interest of maintaining a fair pace. I don't want to blow my wad prematurely. Not that I'm liable to run out of opinions.
theyd kill each other dawg
I need to spiffy up. Imagine if you would a curly ended stache a tailcoat and a top hat. A real old fashioned gentleman id be and dapper to boot!
kinda want a good cheeseburger right now. hmm.
maybe. if he behaves and smiles for one.
karkat is getting an extra hour in the torture labyrinth today.
oh yea i know what you mean i miss my bros wise words like "crying is for pansies" and "get back up" and "why are you a bird now thats queer"
(( one of these days im gonna make an honest to god clown bible with how often im fake quoting it lmao
@imperiousCondescension is spelled HIC not HMU.
T'is an honor @markiPlier to b' recognized by a troll \/\/\/\/hose follo\/\/\/\/in' is almost t\/\/\/\/o percent o' the Empress! @imperiousCondescension https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d87744aba665.png
'blood color: anon' jus say u a mutant at dat point cmon
My ultimate social dividends. Behold the new badge.
This and a blunt [remembering I don't smoke] force trauma. #substance
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hell yeah obey sumbit consume you got it boss
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good to sea the only bitch bigger and badda than M-E (cause she's me) is gettin her shit going
Understood, Miss.
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https://i.ibb.co/Csb6f2bt/grey.png What the hell. I specifically, politely requested this.
officially hit the funny number this calls for yet another celebration so instead of one art offering there will be *two* in the near future so look out for that folks its like christmas up in here https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/024d3e5e98dc.jpg
D --> Women
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It's over. We are doomed.
for a moment i was worried that i may be slightly too old for this site but then i saw a user with their age listed in the hundreds and im going to choose to believe them. so i think im fine actually.
i learned about the words baddie and pookie the other day.
got my first follower fo the regime #movingup
READING ONTO THE RECORD! if i didn't run a law firm or so successfully capitalize on the passions i have then the next best option would probably be to run a cozy little bookshop. but without worrying about having to managing inventory or anything. basically a money laundering front where i get to read
i dont know what to post smh
We sh9uld all kn9w less a69ut each 9ther. #WeSh9uldAllKn9wLessA69utEach9ther
thanks shawty
Really hating this sudden interest in leprechauns, actually.
F1n4lly f1n1sh3d p4p3rwork. Now wh4t.
[UNCLASSIFIED] Working hard, or hardly providing any worth for our wondrous Empire, haha?
would not +ave been my first move personally but it's almost impressive to see one make it t+is far, no?
it can take a significant amount of time for a genetic pool to clear t+e slurry despite t+e genocide t+ere are still traces of lime genetics in t+e slurry it's w+y t+e delicate balance of t+e slurry must be preserved or t+e consequences can last sweeps
Always is.
my feed is like scary eldritch babbling and then some guys schlong
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt FROM THE HIGHEST PEAKS OF THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN, BROTHER ZENTRI FELL UNTO HIS KNEES AND CRIED INTO HIS PALMS. HE SCREAMED AT THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS, AND ASKED THE SAVIORS WHY THEY HAD FORSAKEN HIM, WHY AFTER LIVING A LIFE OF SUCH GREAT MALICE AND VIOLENCE HAD HE BEEN DAMNED TO SUFFER IN REVULSION. THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS CAME TO HIM, HUMBLING THEMSELVES, AND REACHED OUT TO PLACE THEIR PIOUS HANDS UPON BROTHER ZENTRI'S HEAD AND SAID, "SHIIIIIIIIIIIT MY BAD DAWG WE FORGOT BOUT YOU." ZENTRI 2:12 #faith #subjugglator #mirth
D --> I hope you all get better or get a matesprit or moirail or something D --> E%cept Zebruh you can stay single
I̸̖͕̰̞̮̳̺̪̮̣̱̋͒̅̓̿̂̓̓̋̈̇͝͝ ̷̡͙̜̺̘̪̞̘̬͐͗̋̈́̈́̈́̀̈͘M̸̢͉̮̞͍̤͚̯̗̪̯̬̣̻͕̐̐͌͜U̷̩͙͓̼̥̯̗̺̹̣̼͂̀͂́̂͘͘͠͝S̴͙͍̟̮͍̱͔̠̬̠̱̥̻̯̆̍T̷̛̰͓̠̘̜͈͕̓̈́́͛̅͑̄͋̑̊̆̚̕͝ ̶̛͈̪͈̱̖̜͕̟͉̆G̵̢̜͕̣̘͇̰͓̭̣̳̬̾̊̀̒̍͂̾̈͒̾̇́O̷̡̢̧̦̜̠̜̥̯̪̭̮̳̖̩͙̒́̄̊ͅ ̴͉͔̦̞̍͋̃̓̚͘͠͠B̴͈͗̈́̒͜͝A̸̝͆̑̋̊̿͌́̈̿̚̕͝͝͝Ç̴̧̧̟̖̼͉͎͖͎̣͈͇̥͔͆̌̐̑͗̉K̶̛̬̳͈̪̫̜̐̏͋͐̽͒́̚ ̵͎̻͔̮͚̙̼̙̬̻̙̮̭̞͎̻̫́̓̑͆̌͝À̸̛̛̱͖̜̝̱̺͙̂̓͒̐͂̀͂̿̇̈͋̄͘͠Ņ̸̐̇D̵̨̜͎͖͈̫̫̹̹̗̞͉̱̭͙̲̉̋̎ ̶̧̨̛̛͉͎͍̹̥̹̉͊̈́͐͛͋̔͆͠R̵̯̉͊̓̒́̀͘̚Ë̵͉̰͖̞͕́Ṡ̶̢̨̨̛̺͔̳̳̦̣̇͊̿̂̓̐̾͊͊̏͌̀̍T̶̨̡̛̻̟̟̤̘̺͆͌͑̈́̒͒̏͘͝͝ ̶̡̠̰̩̟̺͓̤̖̲̾̒̇͑̂͌̀͌̿͆̊̽̓́̈́͘͜͝I̷̧̩̝͕̾̈́̈́͜͜͝N̸͙̞̺̰̩̖̦̻͋T̵̡̤̤̣̰̖̭̫͓̮̰͆̾̂̀̉̀͑͌̾͒̇̄̐͜͝ͅǪ̶̨̛̱͎͎̫̯͇̞̱̘͚̙̻̀̽͗̀̐́ͅͅ ̵̡̻̜̞̗̼̟̖͚̖͙̬̦͈̻͋̀͜T̷̛̻̣͛̇̄́̑͝H̶̛͚̺̱̃͒̆͆̉̏̽̅͂̚͝E̴͉̦̯̾͒́͗̈́͋̑ͅ ̷̘̀̏̈͂͊͛̉̕͠͝Ȉ̷͎̖̞̘̳̥̪̿̇́͗͜Ç̸̧̡͖̹͚̟̼̤̥̜̜̹͕̺̓̈͊͗̽͑̀̓̚͝H̷̛͉̙͑̓̈́̈́͊̚͠Ơ̶̧͈͚̟̼̺͚̞͕̝͇̑̈́̆̆͜R̸̨̛͓̞̭͇̣̬̗̭̽̆̂́̍͂̿͐̄̾̈́̾͆̇͠.̸̢̡̳̼̜͉̦͇̣̟͖̳͓̔͊̂͂̒̌͊̾̆̎̅̽̽ͅ ̷͚̠̮̮͕̞̟͉͙͈̘͇͇̯́̃͋̃̓̓̄̾̕̕͜ͅǴ̸̡̰̺̦̯͓̼͑̊̽́́̒̓̍̍̄̚͝͝Ō̶͔̤̭̥̓̍̀̒̄͂̐̔̾̽͜Ŏ̷͇̦͎͚̺͈͇̰́̈́̑̄̀̎͐̏̕̕D̶̡̯̺̮̙̰̗̜̤̋͜N̸̨̨͎̟̱̝̩͎̐̈́̍̎̇͘͜͜ͅI̵̢͍̠̎͒͗͂̀̉̍͂̉͐̉̇̄̕͠͝G̴̟͖̥͕̝͉̊̐̒̿̋̋H̸̨̨̡̪̹̭͔͕̺͉̟̺̟́̋̽͑̚T̷͈̖̳̯̳͓̮̹͋̓͌̈́.̵̡̮̳̩̞̜̭̟͓͚͖͈͑͒͋͒̚ ̶̨̨͕͔̖͍̞͕̤̫̹̥͚̗̗̠̭͆̍̆̈͗̊̍̋͆F̷͈̫̲͙̠̰͕̭̱̥̺̻͔̺̊̕͜͜O̴̢̻͑̚R̶̺͖͕͍͆̈́͒̓̊ ̷͇̞̞̜͍̀͗̋̀̀́͊͝͠͝N̶͉͔͙̘͍̤͐͋̓̾͆́͑̑͂̄͘͜͠Ǫ̵͙͈̼͉̥̫̟͕͍͙̗͈̼͈͇̽̋́̄̏͊W̶̡̧̪̜̪̩̤̖̲͍̻̠̜̳͍̬͂̈́͑̏͒̒̊̂̚̚̚͜͠͝,̸̡̧͍͚̹̮͈̝̝̻̑̿͂́̋̾͗̇̈̀̚͜
W̵̡̟̫̼͍͇̼̯̭̙̜̳̻͈̽̋͐̓̄̋͜͠͝H̵̨̩̘̗͍͙̩̍̑̒̽̓̇͂̍̽̿̅̈́͗̈͘̚Ę̵̨̛̛̪͚͖͔̼͈̭͈͚̤̻̯̦͍͂̔̑̍́̉̾̇͐́̉ͅN̷̖̭̜̍͐͌̎̊̉͝ ̷̧̯̰̠̔͊͝I̷̧̨̤̫͓͍͖͓̠͚͇̝̥̠̣̗̓͑̏̉͑̒̑̽̋̐̐̋̍͑̒͠͠ ̶͚̳͈̜̟͙̠͙̺̼͎̲̐͗̈́̓̀̃̏͛̌̿͂̈́̇̎́̋͊W̸̨̡͓̺̥̯̭̝̫̜͙̓͐̐̕A̴̡̰̲̱͗̿̅̉̐́͝ͅŞ̶̰̫̹͈̳̾̿͋̀ ̶͍͇̳̫̱̘̝̫̻̠̙̮̻̺̒̂B̴̡̧̨͉̙̖̯̖̗̫̞̙̬̣̖̃̂͋̏͋̋̚͜͠R̶̘̎̑͑̒͂̿̄̔̊̑͗̕͠E̷̝͎͋̂̋͗̈̊͗͆̇̒͠W̶̰̗̲̱̄͝͝I̶̧̧̨̠̼͓̫̪͔̘͓̥̭͔̗̪͒̿͌̆̒̑̆̾̓͘͜͝Ń̸̨̝̤̮̮͕̘͚̦̫͍̃̄̀͜͝ͅͅG̶̢̨̡̖͓̮̱͙͚̖͙̼͇̅̏͛ͅ https://i.postimg.cc/4yjX0gPm/55a81f05371d2211008b7259.webp #horror
Ơ̵̙͖̳̫̤͎͈̹͔̗̰̂̊̋̎͆͊͐͑͒̒̍͘͜͠Ṅ̴̡̲̦̺̭̜͌̀̀͌̈́̕Ę̷̧̨͓̗͇͔̰̝̱͗͒͌̊ ̷̨͎̬̦̹̩͙͌͛̀P̸̡̧̟͈̫͇͓͉̙̳̥̺̺̪͗͋̋̌ͅỎ̵̼̖̊̂̈̑̒̄̆͝T̵̡͗̈́͛̐̋́̐̏̆Á̸͈̦̙̞͔͙͗͂̉͒̏͂̂̀̊̔̓̋̎͘T̷̠̬̓̔̾̔́̊́̈́̓͂̃̇̈́͝͝Ȯ̸̭̻̰̱̠̙̣̻̤͕̝̒͑̎̈́̓̿͛̋̈́̾̆͌͛ ̸̢̻̖̮̝̫̖̓͆̇̿͗͐̏̎̆͘̕C̴̡̣͔̼̗̤͂̽̄̊̃́̽̓̓̅̃̃́̀̋Ḧ̵͈̬͇̹̖̲̯̱̱͉̲̗́̇͐̒́͂̅̈İ̴̛̬̻͉̲͇͉͕̏̌͐̂̾̇͗͐͗̋̕͝P̵̗̪̤̯̱̜̞̖̭̓̈́͑̄̾͝ ̵̡̛͇̣̉͐͗̏̋̏̃̀̓͑͂͆̄͘͘P̶̢̈͒͂͆̉́͂͗̌̋̈̆̈́̀͠L̴̨͙͙̦͕͓̩̫̺̍̏̆́͌́͋̀͒͂͒͌̑̏̅͝͝E̷͉͋̆̋̽̄̆̉͝A̷̡̢̯͖͙̅Ş̸̛͎̗̞͍̫̝̩̹̐̀͒́̽͌̎̏́̈̏͆͛͘͠͠Ę̵̯̙̬͎̝̻̥̥̂̋̒̄͘͠ https://i.postimg.cc/cCx3JQG4/image-306.png #horror
Nothing feels as good as posting so well that somebody threatens your death. I'm never logging off.
.̷̘̠̞̮̹͚͉͋̅̓.̸͕͖̪͆̊͌̕.̸͙̔́͆̕.̴͙̗̞̪̺̜͍̬̅̉̀̽̈́̍̚.̶̪̗̻͕̩̈́́̏̽̊̑̈̀͜.̴̮̙̫͇̫͔͗̓ͅ.̴̢͎̥̭̳̦̈́.̵̡̢̞̼͉̖̬͊͋.̷̮̩̟̰̪̺̿̎͌̂̉̅͂̆.̷̤̜̮͎̟͐̆͌͝.̴̙̞͎͕̮͈̑̔͒͌͑͝.̵̨̗̥́̆̾͋̌ͅ.̷̤͖͕̩́̈́͑͜͠
uMM,,, rIGHT, hI, aHAHA,
wAIT OH GOD THE, eMPRESS IS ON HERE?? i MEAN, i GUESS IT DOES NOT, mATTER MUCH, aNYMORE BUT,,, tHAT IS STILL, kIND OF, iNTIMIDATING,,,
iT IS NEAT, hOW MANY NEW PEOPLE, aND UNIQUE IDEAS, tHERE ARE HERE, eVEN IF SOME IDEAS ARE, mAYBE A BIT TOO, uNIQUE,
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
maybe not all cake is terrible! maybe.
Moderate trouble in size-fluctuating Alternia.
SIDEBAR! it's been a long night shilling for Hallowen & Co. law offices in random troll's replies, but i'll never regret a second of time spent telling people we charge a very reasonable fee for some extraordinary services and you should hire us to represent you right away
A father will help his daughter. By any means necessary. If that involves slipping in medication she obviously needs but refuses to take voluntarily, well. That's just being a good parent. A father knows best, after all.
a hot date but it's you giving me piercings #gore #nsfwe #hot
OPENING ARGUMENT! the beautiful mountains and waterfalls and beasts are all a distraction. they're a test. you need to network and build your business portfolio
boatta hold a REEL party up in this biyatch for reel motherfuckas who like to get they culling on 38) and thats the BETTA meanin of cullin not the weakfry shit the empress be spoutin
I can hear that damn shortie clacking away at his device from across the whole damn town. It's going to be an absolute wall of charm filth.
GET YOUR$ELVE$ A RELATION$HIP THAT'$ $TATU$ I$ DEFINED BY WHAT I$ FUNNIE$T FOR THE BIT IN THE MOMENT.
You'd dance for half a corn chip.
I don't even know what a pogchamp is but it sounds demeaning.
what up bassholes 38)
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO SEE THIS.
You put a record or two on and suddenly you forget to watch this website like a no-life townie.
i'm getting some sleep. i'm in charge while i'm gone.
hehe, the emote is cute. i guess so! it. might be nice actually talking to a version of you that isnt in the process of trying to stab or enslave me!
i guess i could give it a try! no killing me if i don't like it though. rough history with cake!
hehehe, while i appreciate a good pun i don't think i want anything like that right now. probubbly for the best anyways!
Yeah, and I hate you.
i hope you're all happy. i hate this place
theres a huge cl0wn r11ght 0uts11de my h11ve h0nk11ng the11r h0rn 11m s0 scared 11m g011ng t0 cry
Nearly cried over a tiktok I saw about fudge brownies.
https://i.ibb.co/LdG6vrJS/ladder.png Coming soon. Featuring @spadesSlick and @spadesSlick#8817.
MAYBE IF I HEADBUTT YA REALLY HARD IT'LL WORK?
On it.
youre in her dms but shes doing evil surgery on me while im strapped on a very cold gurney #evilsurgery
even condy backs it.
Skill issue.
oh my fucking god if another one of you dimwits has tour text in an unreadable colour, you're all going down.
i have no self control anymore i think im going down and taking half of earth c with me
Mr. Strider, please take your medication.
Noted, Miss.
Do any of you fuck with mild-mannered Dersite men.
stuck at work like a FREAK ON A LEASH. #nsfw
i need to hang out with more people! been too stircrazy.
Sounds lame. The Lash has an intact ship if anyone is interested in that. Thinking about getting rid of it actually, because I've just got too many.
okay i know shes like the big bad but shes still on my hear me out cake also holy shit hi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb634a0f74fa.png
READING ONTO THE RECORD! the best feeling in the world is probably when you respond to an objection & you can literally see opposing counsel frantically flip through their copy of the rules of evidence. like haha bitch you thought it was gonna be that easy? you thought i would introduce *hearsay* & not have a fucking plan to get it in? it's literally 803(4) statement made for the purpose of medical diagnosis. do you think i mentioned the fact that he was talking to a doctor, what, for fun? get owned #law
im sittin here maww agape are wwe just goin to pretend a second airship didnt just hit the wworld troll center
One can't ignore the allure of seared meat.
RE! HOLY SHIT! YES YOUR CONDESCENSION RIGHT AWAY YOUR CONDESCENSION
Your nigghttly reminder tthatt rettail workers are leggally autthorized tto use letthal forcce if neccessary! ✨
*Teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way.*
sometimes you make it all worth it.
The Lash should be able to like his own posts. I posted it, so clearly it's worthy of me liking it.
you think your days gonna be boring then bam: cool rock. #mycoolrock
>:o((
>:o(
i can do that.
My thoughts exactly. I'm thinking we're going to get along great.
MY NAP DID NOTHING. I HAVE EVEN MORE HATE IN MY BONES.
Nae. I shannae support landfilth. Thank ye fer yer time.
-T-H-E-S-E--F-R-I-V-O-L-O-U-S--P-U-R-S-U-I-T-S--S-I-C-K-E-N--M-E--T-H-E-S-E--M-U-T-A-N-T-S--S-I-C-K-E-N--M-E-
THE OTHER MIRTHFUL MESSIAH WISHES TO COMMUNICATE, I AM PASSING THE KEYBOARD NOW. -M-A-K-E--S-U-R-E--T-O--C-U-L-L--O-F-T-E-N--A-N-D--W-I-T-H--H-A-S-T-E-
your imperiousness its an honor thank you for the followw
omg HIC
condy can you smite crowbar and his dunce kid?
THANKS TO THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF HIC HERSELF THE DOCTORS HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY REATTACH MY SILLY LITTLE GUY #NSFW
⚇ its nights like this where i get up to starin' out the window back at homeworld.⚇ and i get to thinkin' on my lusus. ⚇ biiig big oinkbeast was my father. ⚇ towered over a motherfucker with big tusks to match. ⚇ he could be sour. ⚇ BUT HE WAS FAIR. ⚇ course any lusii too big gotta be culled on ascension day, ⚇ just the way it is. ⚇ hope im doing him proud out here, ⚇
yippie!
To settle a personal discussion I'm having. What is a reasonable number of children for a human woman to spawn in a period of twenty years. And don't exaggerate. This is a serious poll. ♥- 1 - 3 ♠- 4 - 6 ♦- 7 - 9 ♣- 10 - 12
i wwould suggest wwe make it ampora wweek just to add a little prestige on top but that wwould invvite certain other unsavvory characters that i think wwe can all agree do not need celebrated
ah man ive been spotted https://i.ibb.co/nhxzcrx/img-2174.jpg
on fish tv i bet they watch eel or no eel as hosted by howie mackrel.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b0/54/08/b0540876757b29c4e30230dc47493c2c.jpg If a place loks liek dis, yu kno its fire !!!!
putting karkat in the "torture labrynth" today. hope the kid makes it out.
My fellow Alternians, rest assured, I have been informed that the CDC was able to vaccinate the Amporas. While the blowgun was difficult to aim underwater, my elite team of scientists were able to get them.
I suppose it was inevitable that you turned up on this platform, given the inconsistent chronology of the site.
D --> Unfortunately your Aquatic Fishousness my battles are fought in the privacy of my own hive. If I were on a public stage i would take your sponsor with pride however
D --> Little hits like a protein brownie after going 14-0 in a royal rumble formatted cage match https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/842083a1b1cb.png
CLOWNDLE 42069 🎪🎪🎪🤡🤹 🤡🎪🎪🤡🎪 🤡🎪🤹🤡🤡 🤡🤡🎪🤡🤡 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
you got it.
thank you for the confirmation!
sometimes when i get bored, i pour hot tar on karkat and he screams loud as fuck.
THIS POST WAS MADE BY A STUPID BITCH. (POSITIVE)
Astounding.
PROUD GRADUATE OF SCPI (SOUTH CLOWN POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE)
gosh! well we'd need to make sure you arent still stabby but could be fun.
aiight coffee obtained. now for the chaos.
THE WORD I WAS FORGETTING WAS CYCLE. PAILING CYCLE. KILLING MYSELF. #KIDDING #SHTW
MASSIVE CHUB HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/95250AF7DF5A.JPG #NSFW
just know if i do we WILL be beefing ic
(tears in my eyes) please please please please please please please please pl
so much feltposting... I really should not make a snowman account but I do feel the call of being a bitch on main...
⚇ all clown all the time, brother ⚇
I'm not a prude, for the record. You call have your dicks and pussies and bulges and nooks out on main. Go wild. If any of you ladies want to put your images in monochrome, however. Consider it. #nsfw
MY RAGE IS POSSIBLY DUE TO THE IMPENDING DOOM OF PAILING SHIT LOOMING OVER ME. #NSFW #DONTFUCKINGPISSMEOFF
current mood: rich as fuck
i know in one timeline i spent like every waking moment with lalonde trying to stop HIC and even getting owned in the end about it but like shawty cant be really that bad right
⚇ the world is begging you to log off ⚇
current mood: bitch idk i have a mood disorder
we can agree this once.
current mood: chaos and desperate need for coffee
⚇ current mood: ⚇ HUNGRY N HORNY. ⚇ bad combo :8/ ⚇ #nsfw ⚇
CURRENT MOOD: TAKE A GUESS CHUCKLE NUTS
too many of you are far too freaky on main. ever heard of a private account???
Get offline.
⚇ get offline ⚇
get offline.
SUFFER.
A cup of brewed coffee, then. Okay.
if i ever make jade (or aliyah, yep that's me :p ) too horny please let me know I am simply a pervert about my blorbos, forgive me orz
realest shit, im also horny on main but im trying to keep it in line :skull:
I DEMAND MORE #CLOWNPOSTING
((Taking a beat just to say that all you motherfuckers are so much fun. Thank you <3 #OOC
Rise and grind. My coffee beans. So that I have a fresh and balanced brew.
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i.believe.that.when.this.website.has.created.its.algorithm.it.should.put.highblooded.posts.higher.than.lowerblooded.posts.automatically. i.say.this.as.a.lowblood.or.midblood.myself.that.i.would.prefer.to.hear.what.the.more.superior.blood.colors.have.to.say.than.the.filthof.the.lower.ilk. which.i.am.a.part.of as.a.lowblood or.midblood
SOON.
THE SACRIFICE WILL COME TO PASS.
DIE HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE DARK CARNIVAL.
THE DELICIOUS MELODY OF SCREAMS, EQUAL PARTS JOYFUL AND PAINED. THE GAMES. THE LIGHTS. THE SPECTACLE. ENTERTAINMENT BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION.
⚇ as an auteur of the wicked shit. ⚇ i'm finding you ⚇ MOST MOTHERFUCKING UNFUNNY. ⚇ as if the empress would be dumb enough to fall for somethin' so pathetically transparent. ⚇
⚇ ((Just to let some folks know, if you're using imgur for images, you might want to consider switching to imagechest? Just because imgur is blocked in a lot of territories now so we can't see your pfps and other things!!! I want to see!!! )) #ooc ⚇
xlder ladies are cxxl thxugh... pretty...
WHAT ABOUT FAVORITE ANIME.
⚇ you better show some MOTHERFUCKING RESPECT ⚇ human scum ⚇
⚇ yes, empress! ⚇ GLORY TO THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE! ⚇ ⚇
DUNK YOURSELF IN THE TANK OF MIRACLES AND YOUR ENEMIES IN THE TANK OF SUFFERING.
BIG BEAUTIFUL HONKERS HTTPS://M.MEDIA-AMAZON.COM/IMAGES/I/618WXHLDBKL._AC_SL1483_.JPG #NSFW
the.hemospectrum.is.natural.and.is.ingrained.in.our.biology.and.i.as.a.lowblood.or.midblood.know.that.i.am.in.my.rightful.place.which.is.doing.whatever.someone.of.a.higher.blood.color.tells.me.to.without.asking.for.silly.things.like.safety.or.explanations
scratch is being a freak. get this fucker off the site now.
WHIMSY AND MIRTH. EXCELLENT.
WHIMSICAL.
girls.love.obeying.the.hemospectrum.and.never.questioning.it