♠ hated by @infelicitousFreak

「konbanwa! megane-san has created moar waifuification! (*^▽^)/★*☆ dis time, we have vkei-chan! @ardourCorvidae (*/∀\*) ahhh~ vkei-chan was cho kantan to make!~ keke~ ( -∀・) vkei-chan is always nisu to megane-san. (*^¬^*) unlike his haterz, vkei-chan wuvs when megane-san nuzzles and cuddles! ( ・ω・) choto kawaii. the most kyutieful girl!....... (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ second best to ai-chan of course nyah!」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nisu means nice! (=^ェ^=) choto kanton means supa easy!! vkei-chan already has perfect oppai! RENTRER EN SOI is the best vkei tunez, byuttt. (/_;)/ another trick on megane! none of them were kyutiegirls, just fembois. -_-]
The best hoofbeast is €learly Filthy Ri€h. He's the most business-minded there is.

「vkei-chan, protect your senpai megane-san! (;_q)」

「east alternia mame chishiki ichi! did you know, east alternian trolls lack the gene for body odor? (゚〇゚) kekeke, east alternians nyever have to wear deodoranto... kyah! gyahhh, megane-san almost forgot! (/--)/ this gene also gives dem very dry waxies in their listening tubes! Σ(´□`ノ)ノ neeiht doesn't know how this is connected, but... it is! (ФωФ) east alternian kyuties must smell so yoi. yosh!!!」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: mame shishiki ichi means FUN FACT NUMBER ONE! megane-san might launch this into a series, kekeke~ \(^_^)/ deodoranto means yucky chemical to suppress your alpha boymusk. yoi means "so guuuudddddd(///∇///)aahhhh~" and yoshi means "yeh!"]

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