

Mideus Infern
@innovativeSavant
Best ⟁nd ◎NLY medic⟁l t◎◎ls in the m⟁rket! | He/Him | em⟁il: empyreantech.emp@grmail.com | ooc: kingGreed

◎ne ◎f my empl◎yees cl◎sed ⟁ de⟁l t◎d⟁y. They were scheduled f◎r white-c◎ll⟁r executi◎n in their cubicle t◎d⟁y, but they h⟁ve been sp⟁red!

T◎ keep ◎ffice m◎r⟁le up, we've incre⟁sed bre⟁k time in the ◎ffice! 3 extr⟁ minutes! ⟁ls◎, bec⟁use the c◎ffee m⟁chine ⟁pp⟁rently needs t◎ be repl⟁ced ⟁fter Intern Jerxis sm⟁shed it ◎ver Empl◎yee Bilici's he⟁d! Fun! H◎wever, th⟁t me⟁ns the c◎ffee m⟁chine brews ⟁ t⟁d sl◎wer!

I b◎ught ⟁ blue-t◎ngued skink. I n⟁med him ⟁fter Mideus Juni◎r.

Blue-t◎ngued skink s◎unds like ⟁ slur. Inste⟁d, it's ⟁ f⟁t liz⟁rd.

⟁re we still ◎N th⟁t de⟁th? G◎◎d l◎rd! Unempl◎yment liters this website!

M◎re de⟁th? S◎ pr◎ductive t◎light! Reminds me ◎f ⟁ lively meeting d⟁y!

H⟁H⟁, wh⟁t ⟁ W◎NDERFUL d⟁y. H◎w is every◎ne? W◎rking t◎ the b◎ne, I h◎pe~! N◎ne ◎f my g◎rge◎us little w⟁ge sl⟁ves blew the de⟁l t◎d⟁y; they did s◎ well, I g⟁ve ◎ne ◎f them Empl◎yee ◎f the wipe! We c⟁n ⟁ll strive t◎ be ⟁mbiti◎us, p◎wer-hungry ⟁chievers! Wh⟁t ⟁re y◎u unempl◎yed miscre⟁nts up t◎? T◎d⟁y, I ◎ffer the i◎t⟁ ◎f c⟁re I h⟁ve in my pusher.

I d◎n't kn◎w wh⟁t kinks were p◎sted, but here ⟁re s◎me ◎f my f⟁v◎rites t◎ d◎ t◎ ◎thers! Humili⟁ti◎n, whipping, s◎unding, c◎ll⟁ring, le⟁shing, fl◎gging (it c⟁n g◎ with whipping), stepping ◎n, Bulge ⟁nd n◎◎k t◎rture! ⟁nd much, much m◎re!

I think being c◎cky is ◎k⟁y! If y◎u c⟁n b⟁ck up wh⟁t y◎u s⟁y, is it re⟁lly being c◎cky ◎r just c◎nfident?

Hell◎ Chittr, I've been busy! Wh⟁t h⟁ve the unempl◎yed m⟁sses been up t◎?

They s⟁y evil never pr◎spers, but hist◎ry s⟁ys ◎therwise! Repe⟁tedly!

HMMMM, I see Pristine's d◎g h⟁s j◎ined.

// He would not post this in character, but these are his results on the Dark Triad, quiz to know what we're dealing with. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e5ca5660c43.png

S◎me ◎f y◎u ⟁re s◎ highbl◎◎d, s⟁vi◎r-c◎mplex-c◎ded (neg⟁tive) It's ⟁nn◎ying.

I've been busy! Inventing! Unf◎rtun⟁tely, intern St⟁rki w⟁s killed by the inventi◎n in questi◎n. He'll be remembered! Bec⟁use he w⟁s ⟁ f⟁v◎rite, very sm⟁rt, ⟁nd t⟁lented! The m⟁chine is n◎w c⟁lled- - DRUMR◎LL PLE⟁SE - St⟁rki-001! ⟁s we're testing new medic⟁l ⟁ssist⟁nt r◎b◎ts, s◎ ⟁ t⟁d fitting.

I l◎ve when ⟁ d◎g is l◎y⟁l! M⟁kes my ⟁lre⟁dy big smile widen, ⟁LM◎ST e⟁r t◎ e⟁r. Since it's my f⟁v◎rite d◎g, it ⟁lm◎st w⟁rms my pusher!

I d◎n't need t◎ c◎mmit crimes t◎ succeed! Just step ◎n every◎ne in y◎ur w⟁y t◎ the t◎p; they m⟁ke GRE⟁T st⟁irs.

I d◎n't lie; I misinf◎rm! Twist the truth! It's n◎t my f⟁ult th⟁t pe◎ple d◎n't f⟁ct-check ◎r get det⟁ils f◎r cl⟁rific⟁ti◎n. They seem h⟁ppy ⟁s c⟁n be t◎ listen t◎ me

⟁dmittedly, I d◎n't h⟁ve ⟁ pers◎n⟁l interest in the underbelly ◎f cert⟁in businesses. H◎WEVER, I d◎ l◎ve ⟁ g◎◎d m◎n◎p◎ly! It's h◎w y◎u st⟁y ◎n t◎p!

I'm gl⟁d I d◎n't w◎rk in the m⟁in ◎ffices. I h⟁ve been t◎ld th⟁t TR h⟁s been getting c◎mpl⟁ints ⟁b◎ut empl◎yees e⟁ting c⟁nned fish in the ◎ffice during bre⟁ks. While it's n◎t ⟁g⟁inst c◎mp⟁ny p◎licy... Pr◎b⟁bly smells h◎rrible. Like b⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁d. Very, very b⟁d.









