♣ mediated by @innovativeSavant
ـﮩ٨ـــــــــــ⚕ometime⚕ you ju⚕t have to pre⚕ent your heart to win a date.ـﮩﮩـــــــﮩ٨ـ
LET ME CLARIFY A RECENT COMMENT MADE ON THIS ACCOUNT. SATURN INTERSTELLAR ABSOLUTELY TAKES MENTAL HEALTH OF ITS EMPLOYEES ⌁ERY SERIOUSLY. SO SERIOUSLY IN FACT, THAT ⌁E ARE HONORING SELF-CARE AND BETTERMENT TODAY THROUGH BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT. (FORMER) EMPLOYEES STICKING THEIR HEADS INTO MAIL SORTING MACHINES AND ⌁AITING FOR THE CLICK IS NOT IN FACT "FUNNY" OR "NO BIG DEAL" NO MATTER HO⌁ MUCH YOU OR I MIGHT THINK AT FIRST ⌁O⌁, THAT TROLL GREG BETTER GET A GRIP IF HE THINKS STICKING HIS HEAD IN THE BIG SLICE AND DICER IS GONNA EARN HIM ANY HAND OUTS. BUT NO, THIS ISN'T THE FUTURE YOU AND I BUILT. ⌁E DON'T LAUGH AT TROLL GREG ANYMORE. ⌁E SAY HEY BUDDY. HEY. I SEE YOU. DON'T BE SAD, IT'S BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT, I AM A⌁ARE OF YOUR BROKEN PAN, LET'S CELEBRATE HO⌁ MUCH YOU CAN'T KEEP UP ⌁ITH PRETTY NORMAL DEMANDS OF ALTERNIAN SOCIETY OR SOMETHING AND HO⌁ FUCKED UP THAT IS. ⌁HY ARE YOU LIKE THAT? HA⌁E A FLA⌁OR DISK PARTY AT MIDNIGHT FOR YOUR ⌁HOLE DEPARTMENT AS CONSOLATION FOR YOUR MEDIOCRE OUTPUT BECAUSE OF YOUR INNATE SHORTCOMINGS AS A PERSON. THERE ⌁ILL BE INEBRIATING SUBSTANCES TOO. GO TEAM. #C⌁-SUICIDE #C⌁-MENTALHEALTH #C⌁-BROKENPANS #MORE⌁AYSTHANONEACTUALLYHAHA #SERIOUS ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
✧˗ˏˋ𝐏apa ain't raise no BEEYATCH, WHAM👊 BAM✋, THANK YOU👌, MA'AM💃 I've bitten it out 😁😁😁✦ 𝐏roblem solved-o! Nothing a little swishing under the sink won't fix! #Never𝐏ussyOutˎˊ˗✦

I WILL CONSIDER ╋━HIS NO╋━ION WI╋━H ╋━HE COVNSEL.

∙☾__☽ wait why the f̶uck am i herre f̶uck you man

∙☾__☽ i'm not vague posting i just don't want to @ his annoying ass he saw it

∙☾__☽ ya know what making a new chit just to say f̶uck you (this don't concerrn you unless it do) you know who you arre \:

∙☾__☽ mmmm ok still rright about the ̶f̶irrst thing but now yerr kinda annoying :/ lazy ass bottoms just get a bulge machine to ̶f̶uck you and shut up #ns ̶f̶w

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You know wh★t's cr★zy? I've st★rted h★ving emotions ★g★in. You know like the things from when you're ★ wiggler?

almʘst Sent Sʘmething Here Instead ʘf The Search Engine. Hʘw...embarrassing That Wʘuld Be. Fʘr Me. Specifically. because I Wʘuld Never Dʘ Anything Tʘ Disrupt The Sanctity ʘf Empyrean Tech's Image.

~They pay fO~r the tiny dick flap? ~#nsfw~


