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ـﮩ٨ـــــــــــI am calling it a date, but thi⚕ i⚕ indeed ⚕till on the clock.ـﮩﮩـــــــﮩ٨ـ
ـﮩ٨ـــــــــــ⚕ometime⚕ you ju⚕t have to pre⚕ent your heart to win a date.ـﮩﮩـــــــﮩ٨ـ
LET ME CLARIFY A RECENT COMMENT MADE ON THIS ACCOUNT. SATURN INTERSTELLAR ABSOLUTELY TAKES MENTAL HEALTH OF ITS EMPLOYEES ⌁ERY SERIOUSLY. SO SERIOUSLY IN FACT, THAT ⌁E ARE HONORING SELF-CARE AND BETTERMENT TODAY THROUGH BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT. (FORMER) EMPLOYEES STICKING THEIR HEADS INTO MAIL SORTING MACHINES AND ⌁AITING FOR THE CLICK IS NOT IN FACT "FUNNY" OR "NO BIG DEAL" NO MATTER HO⌁ MUCH YOU OR I MIGHT THINK AT FIRST ⌁O⌁, THAT TROLL GREG BETTER GET A GRIP IF HE THINKS STICKING HIS HEAD IN THE BIG SLICE AND DICER IS GONNA EARN HIM ANY HAND OUTS. BUT NO, THIS ISN'T THE FUTURE YOU AND I BUILT. ⌁E DON'T LAUGH AT TROLL GREG ANYMORE. ⌁E SAY HEY BUDDY. HEY. I SEE YOU. DON'T BE SAD, IT'S BROKEN PAN A⌁ARENESS NIGHT, I AM A⌁ARE OF YOUR BROKEN PAN, LET'S CELEBRATE HO⌁ MUCH YOU CAN'T KEEP UP ⌁ITH PRETTY NORMAL DEMANDS OF ALTERNIAN SOCIETY OR SOMETHING AND HO⌁ FUCKED UP THAT IS. ⌁HY ARE YOU LIKE THAT? HA⌁E A FLA⌁OR DISK PARTY AT MIDNIGHT FOR YOUR ⌁HOLE DEPARTMENT AS CONSOLATION FOR YOUR MEDIOCRE OUTPUT BECAUSE OF YOUR INNATE SHORTCOMINGS AS A PERSON. THERE ⌁ILL BE INEBRIATING SUBSTANCES TOO. GO TEAM. #C⌁-SUICIDE #C⌁-MENTALHEALTH #C⌁-BROKENPANS #MORE⌁AYSTHANONEACTUALLYHAHA #SERIOUS ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Hm⋮ A g∵∵d ₱∵int ¥∵u ꝛai$€⋮ I $hall think ∵n thi$ ∵v€ꝛ a gla$$ ∵f cham₱agn€⋮
still tired wwill i evver knoww peace
ii wii2h 2omeone would let me be theiir chaiir! #iinanormalway #iifanyiimperiialover2eer2arereadiingthii2
YOU KNOW IT
woof
tensiʘns May Be High But My Awareness And Successes Are Higher.
⛧(( right, apologies⛧
I look forward t' it!! Tell Mideus Junior I said hi, if y' want t'!!
Oh! How cute! ^^
Hey, I notice you're resisting my malevolent schemes. Stop that.
our very dirt was cursed from the start
Some of youze got some rreal complex shite goin' on. Makes my head hurrt.
oh my god are we gotta get a x2 death com8o on the dash tonight
[$O WHAT IM GETTING FOR THI$ I$ A PIT#H TWO LOVER DRAMA WHERE OUT OF PURE GENUINE OVERBEARING HATE ONE KILLED THE OTHER...]
[TRU$T RIT#HY KELDAM HI$ GAYDAR NEVER FAIL$]
[DIDN'T EVEN NOTI#E I HIT 20K KULL $#ORE OK WHO WANT ME]
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ 4W3Z0M3!!!!! 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
>> How about bu1gewarm¡ng? ¡ 1¡ke bu1gewarm¡ng. ¡'11 go w¡th that one ડ¡nce nobody'ડ aડk¡ng for an ¡tem¡zed 1¡ડt on the Ch¡ttr feed. #nડfw #k¡nkડ #daડhboardtrendડ #nડfc
ִ ࣪𖤐 I wONder wHat became Of tHat lOwbl×̷̷͜×̷d frOm yesterNigHt. DON't remember tHe tag sO I'×̷̷͜×̷ just be ticKled at tHe tHOugHt Of a su×̷̷͜×̷eN aNeurysm. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
an Hʘnʘr Fʘr His Cʘntinued Service Tʘ The Cʘmpany.
|t Happens, You Have My Condolences.
✧˗ˏˋREV U𝐏 THE GEIGER COUNTER☢️☢️☢️ BECAUSE IM COMING HOME WITH THAT "KELDAM GLOW"😎😎😎ˎˊ˗✦
yʘu Are Tʘʘ Graciʘus, Sir.
ʘf Cʘurse, Sir. Mʘre Trʘlls Shʘuld Knʘw The Jʘy ʘf Wʘrking Fʘr Empyrean Tech.
i Lʘve My Jʘb. Cʘuldn't Ask Fʘr A Better Place In Life.
ִ ࣪𖤐 Made a New frieNd tOday. THey raN away. I tHiNK tHat meaNs we're playin' tag. I'm SO g×̷̷͜×̷d at tag! ๋࣭ ⭑
ִ ࣪𖤐 I've s×̷̷͜×̷N sOme Of my slaves gi×̷̷͜×̷liNg (iN a×̷̷͜×̷empted secret, I migHt a×̷̷͜×̷, as if I am fucKiNg stupid!) abOut tHis a×̷̷͜×̷licatiON, sO NOw I am alsO Here tO s×̷̷͜×̷ wHat tHis is A×̷̷͜×̷×̷̷͜×̷×̷̷͜×̷ ABOUT. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) GraNted tHey are dead NOw, rutHle×̷̷͜×̷ly slaugHtered btw, perHaps iN deatH tHey caN serve me prOper sHOuld I fiNd sOme amusemeNt Here. ๋࣭ ⭑
☆*: .｡.S✪unds like ★ them pr✪blem!!.｡.:*☆
I DON’T GIVE. HALF A WET SLOPPY FROG SHIT. ABOUT ANY OF YOU PEOPLE.
✧˗ˏˋIn the Biz, they say you gotta crack a few 🥚eggs🥚 to make a real good omelette🥚🍳✦ NEWS FLASH, BREAKING EGG MOMENT📢📢📢✦ There's a screw in my handˎˊ˗✦
\ n >< n / #happytohelp #jobwelldone
thank Yʘu, Juniʘr. :^)
Catch! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #wageslave
\ ! >< ! /
Killing slaves is a waste of not only time but also money. Resell them to someone you dislike at a higher price than the purchase price. Find a way to make them profitable again. If not in this universe, then surely another. #businessminded
i Wʘuld Very Much Like That. An Hʘnʘr Fʘr Yʘu Tʘ Advʘcate ʘn My Behalf, Sir.
Alert! #newbadgealert #wageslave
Ï cämë ïntö sömë cäsh. Tïmë tö fïnd ä wäÿ tö bë fïnäncïälly ïrrëspönsïblë.
Mäkë thë bäd fönt thë dëfäült änd püt thë gööd fönt bëhïnd ä päywäll #cäpïtälïsm
if uwur a louowblouoouod and uwu have a cuwulling fet.tish t.that.ts juwust.t nouormal basic inst.tinct.ts and is gouoouod act.tuwually
➡️Your favorite squirming employee has been hard at his duties.➡️ ➡️I will maybe even be able to produce another word next wipe.➡️ ➡️I cater my cramp and my hurt to the numbers of the barrener and I am noticed and congratulated.➡️ ➡️Yeay.➡️ ➡️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/460a8a6fb03d.png ➡️
Interesting.
Pl★net destruction ★rrow go.
Ɏ oka-a-ay ma-a-aybe employment doesn't sound so sca-a-ary if this is the shit they're up to Ɏ
|nAsAnely jeAlouus
Interesting.
I WILL CONSIDER ╋━HIS NO╋━ION WI╋━H ╋━HE COVNSEL.
╋━HE PREDOMINA╋━ING POPVLA╋━ION OF ╋━HE SHADES HAVE NO PA╋━IENCE FOR MVL╋━ILOQVY OF ╋━HIS MAGNI╋━VDE. PERHAPS ONE WOVLD EVEN CALL I╋━ ALEMBICA╋━ION, LONGILOQVENCE, IF I╋━ PLEASES. AS ╋━HOVGH ╋━HEY HAVE AFFAIRS OF MORE POR╋━EN╋━OVS PROPOR╋━IONS. NO MARROW IS LOS╋━, NO BLEMISH VPON ╋━HIS SHELL, YES.
Nö önës ëvër ïntërëstëd whën Ï tälk äböüt wörk. Ïntërëstïng. #ëmplöÿëd #nötïcïng
Ï'm ä qüëër. #prïdë
always A Pleasure, Sir.
>+. ANYWAYS I'M TIRED AGAIN SO SEX ISN'T REAL .+< #nsfw
̶I̶ M̶u̶st Say̶, E̶ve̶n̶ ̶I̶f ̶I̶ Am ̶N̶ot Parti̶c̶u̶larly̶ Acti̶ve̶, Thi̶s Si̶te̶ ̶I̶s Q̶u̶i̶te̶ ̶U̶se̶f̶u̶l As A Bri̶e̶f Form Of E̶n̶te̶rtai̶n̶me̶n̶t._
✧˗ˏˋRise and GRIND, ALTERNIA'S NATION OF THE DUTIFULY EM𝐏LOYED!!!🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🕺💃 SHAKE, THOSE, MONEY MAKERS💸💸💸💸!!! Your services may go unnoticed half to most of the time, but just know✦✦✦𝐏ristine's thinking of ya 🫶🫶🫶🫶😘😘😘😘🤑🤑💜💜💜💜ˎˊ˗✦
I think some of you would flo★t ★w★y if given ★ b★lloon
fire is like a pet to me
ohhh star8oons 8rought 8ack one of my favourite drinks...I am a slave to capitalism....take my 7 caegars
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TROLL SO ROTTED IN THE PAN IT MAKES YOU SICK? THIS IS WHAT MY BULBS HAVE BEEN SUBJECT TO FOR THE LAST EXCRUCIATING TEN MINUTES! I AM GOING TO THINK ABOUT BETTER THINGS! SUCH AS A FRESH SLEEVE OF STAPLES! OR A BRAND NEW BALLPOINT PEN! MUCH BETTER! 𓂃✍︎
MY COWORKER IS WHINING ABOUT “BOOHOO OUR SUPERIOR ASKED ME TO LICK HIS BOOTS!” OKAY? AND? START LICKING! LUCKY BASTARD! 𓂃✍︎
Wë cöüld äll jüst bë lyïng äböüt blööd cölörs hüh. Büt nö. Pëöplë wöüld nëvër lïë ön thë chïttrnët.
yʘu Can Alsʘ Just Have Anything Yʘu Want, Sir.
∙☾__☽ wait why the f̶uck am i herre f̶uck you man
∙☾__☽ i'm not vague posting i just don't want to @ his annoying ass he saw it
∙☾__☽ ya know what making a new chit just to say f̶uck you (this don't concerrn you unless it do) you know who you arre \:
∙☾__☽ hate saying yerr rright so i won't but i do agrree
but what if that gets me h0rny
less horny postxng more vxolence postxng. x wanna see some neck shakxn, fxst slxngxn, huh sweat drxppxn, teeth hangxn
₍^. .^₎⟆ Totally not blush!ng and k!ck!ng my paws wh!le read!ng th!Ss꠹
if i needed someone to air out my perchsonal shit id walk up to cronus and tell him ill give him a happy sunday if he tells the world all aboat my various traumas and regrets startin from when we was kids. dont need no dam box of memories speedrunning my exposition #nsfw
∙☾__☽ doubt and i ain't even bottoming like that
∙☾__☽ then you can pail em back smh just being a hole is lame at least crry and squirrm, i ̶f̶ you can't do what my ̶f̶rrongs can what's the point? do a split on the slug stand out in a sea o ̶f̶ bottoms
∙☾__☽ don't make me agrree with him get a job
[ IMPORTANT ] [ FYI ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] Forwarding this to my department. Many thanks.
∙☾__☽ don't like you but you rright
꧁⎝ Sure, Ah have a hoard of many lovely items an' trolls but you know what Ah really like ta collect? Pottery. Dem one o' a kind ones, a dem ancient ones tellin a story. ⎠꧂
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「@scratchDoctor https://files.catbox.moe/rao5p1.png」
apʘlʘgies, I Am ʘn My Way Up, Sir.
Trauma Tuesday? Okay. I will expound my trauma. I am particularly bad at rhythm games.
c< verified aNd deverified, lets fucKiNg gO! >c
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WOAH! BEEN SEEING A LOT OF #NSFW POSTING TONIGHT! BAH! WHY ARE YOU GRINDING ON EACH OTHER WHEN YOU COULD BE GRINDING OUT ANOTHER REPORT AT YOUR JOBS? 𓂃✍︎
Hmph. | Saw Some Non-bel|evers Cast Doubt |nto My Comm|tment To Compet|ng |n All Games. so Perhaps A H|story Lesson |s Requ|red. kanasta Corp |s Not A Bus|ness | Started, Or |nherented Through Moron|c Nepot|sm Based H|erarch|es. |t Was Someth|ng | Won, Through Perhaps One Of The Most Challeng|ng Matches A Duel|st Could Be Put Through. A 33 Troll Game Of Mag|c: The Scatter|ng Commander. A Brutal Free For All Between 32 Challengers And The Stand|ng Ceo At The T|me. W|th No T|me L|m|t Clause To Penal|ze People For Play|ng On The|r Palm Husks And Not Tak|ng The|r Turn |n Prompt Fash|on. |t Lasted For 3 Cycles Of The Sun. No Food, No Sleep, No Rest. Some Of The Other Pathet|c Challengers Passed Out From Exhaust|on Before Actually Be|ng Knocked Out |n Game. The W|mps. But |t Was No |ssue For A Super|or Duel|st Such As Myself. |'ll Never Forget The Look On That Wr|nkled Sack Of Flesh When |t Came Down To The Both Of Us. Squeal|ng L|ttle O|nkbeast D|dn't Even Have The D|gn|ty To Allow My W|nn|ng Play To Conclude Before H|s Blood Pusher Exploded |n H|s Chest From The Stress. from Then On | Took Over The Company, Renamed And Reshaped |t |n My Glor|ous |mage. Now Never Forgot Th|s V|tal Lesson |n Beforan H|story And Perhaps Use Th|s As |nsp|rat|on To Become Even Half As Devoted As | Am To Honorable Battle.
i Am Nʘt Cʘmplaining, By The Way. The Recʘrd Must State This.
this Is Gʘing Tʘ Be A Very Lʘng Night Fʘr Me.
yes Sir.
dʘn't Gʘ Lʘʘking Intʘ Things That Will Get Yʘu Culled.
almʘst Sent Sʘmething Here Instead ʘf The Search Engine. Hʘw...embarrassing That Wʘuld Be. Fʘr Me. Specifically. because I Wʘuld Never Dʘ Anything Tʘ Disrupt The Sanctity ʘf Empyrean Tech's Image.
some bitChes are just eager to make everything about themselves! ugh! ~
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guhmph. AS IF!! fraimi has standards!!
(( the CUNT though
// Envision the SpongeBob "Dude. Fuck, yes" image that's how I feel rn /silly
// I like this guy a lot actually omg
hhāāhā høt thīs īs why thēy pāy ū thē bīg būcks hūh gøt āll thē smārt īdēās
fʘr The Sake ʘf Yʘurself, Please Refrain Frʘm Trying Tʘ Make My Jʘb Harder. There Are Infinitely Better Ways Tʘ Die.
[AH FINALLY A BADGE TO $HOW PEOPLE WHI#H $IDE IM ON #Y↑ #THAT$ME #IMGAY]
mʘst Graciʘus ʘf Yʘu, Sir.
ʘf Cʘurse Nʘt, Sir. T'was But A Mʘmentary Glance.
thē mørē ū knøw
saw A Beautiful Flʘwer Tʘnight. Didn't Get Tʘ Take A Picture But Just Knʘw.
𖦹 You just want me to see all da products and possibly get hit widda wave of a lack of self restraint when I see all da merch. I will check it out. 𖦹
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i sEe... I WiLl nEeD 7ōŌōŌō... UnDeRs7aNd 7HiS...
EXCUSE ME?
COME ON. YOU MAY BE A FEMALE. BUT WE HAVE GREEN TO GREEN SOLIDARITY. WE ARE BOTH ARTISTS. WE ARE BOTH CONNECTED TO A FIRST GUARDIAN. YOU CAN LEND ME AT LEAST A LITTLE FUCKING EMPATHY HERE YOU COLD HEARTED BITCH.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ aH... mŌōŌōŌnEy iS... iMpŌōŌōŌr7aN7 7ŌōŌōŌ MōŌōŌōS7... FrŌōŌōŌm wHa7 I'Ve lEaRnEd...
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i dŌōŌōŌn'7... KnŌōŌōŌw wHa7 7hA7 mEaNs... Bu7... yAy?...
That's just abôut ôur favôrite kinduh Ꝉôcatiôn, besides secôndary Ꝉôcatiôns, ôr warehives.
We dôn't see "gôôn" in anyuh the jôb descriptiôns, dôes yôuse maybe have a môre discreet hiring prôcess fôr pôtentiaꝈ môôks?
Noth|ng L|ke A N|ce Walk W|th The Lusus After A Product|ve Work Day.